AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy is walking around downtown San Francisco late at night when all of a sudden, he is confronted by a mugger who points a gun at his face.
"Empty your pockets if you know what's good for you.", the mugger says.
Cassidy takes off his shades, slowly raises his arms into the air, and then shoves his hands into the front pockets of his jeans.
"Whatever.", Cassidy replies.
The mugger is shocked of how Cassidy is completely unfazed and nonchalant.
"Listen tough guy, you better do as I say or else, I'll pull this trigger."
"Not if we can help it." A deep, guttural voice calls out.
The mugger turns around and is horrified by what he sees. What he sees is a massive black-colored figure adorned with the symbol of a big white spider on its chest. It's Venom, the Lethal Protector.
The mugger turns his gun to Venom but a black webbed tendril suddenly grabs the mugger's wrist and wretches his hand back, making him unable to pull the trigger.
Venom then pulls the mugger towards them (them being the symbiote and its host Eddie Brock) as if they were a fisherman reeling in a struggling fish.
A normal civilian would have scared out of their wits. After all, Venom is scary to look at. But "Freshly Squeezed" Orange Cassidy is not a normal civilian. He's a professional wrestler whose gimmick is to be chill as possible. Instead of being scared, he remains cool as a cucumber. He simply puts his shades back on and puts his hands back into his pockets.
Once the mugger is up close and personal, Venom crushes the gun in their clutch. They then grip the mugger by his leg and hold him up above them upside down.
"Eyes, lungs, pancreas… So many snacks, so little time." Venom sneers before biting the mugger's head off.
After devouring the rest of the mugger's body, Venom turns their attention to Orange Cassidy.
"Are you alright, innocent civilian?"
Cassidy gives Venom his iconic half-way thumbs up.
"Sorry we got blood splatter on your shirt."
Cassidy looks down and sees drops of the mugger's blood stained on his shirt. He then looks back up to Venom and simply shrugs his shoulders.
"Whatever."
The End