Inside their private trailer, AEW wrestlers Adam Cole and the Young Bucks are talking smack about beating up the Jurassic Express with Brandon Cutler filming them for their blog.
All of a sudden, a lit road flare gets tossed through an open window and lands in the middle of the trailer.
Michael Nakazawa, The Elite's assistant, picks up the flare and eyes it curiously.
Suddenly, the trailer begins vibrating as the Elite hear something big stomping towards the trailer.
Matt Jackson: Anyone else got a bad feeling about this?
Just then, they all hear a loud, rumbling roar.
Adam Cole: No one move a muscle!
For a moment, no one does… Until Nakazawa sneezes.
Nakazawa: Oops.
Suddenly, the huge head of a T-Rex come bursting through the trailer wall and sinks its teeth into Nakazawa's upper body.
The Elite and Cutler freak out as they watch the T-Rex rise up to its full height with Nakazawa's entire torso in its massive jaws and shakes his limp body like a ragdoll.
Nick Jackson: Run for it!
The Elite and Cutler run out of the trailer and pass the t-rex, but the forty-five-foot therapod is too focused eating its fresh kill to notice.
Matt Jackson: Must go faster!
They run until they have to stop to catch their breath.
Matt Jackson: I think… we're safe now.
Just then, The Elite and Cutler hear someone clear their throat. They look up and see Jungle Boy watching them from a tree.
Adam Cole seethes with anger.
Adam Cole: Jungle Boy!
Cutler: He must be the one who tossed the road flare through the window and…
Matt Jackson: Shut up, Brandon!
Nick Jackson: Yeah, we know what happened.
Adam Cole: You're dead meat, Jungle Boy!
Suddenly, Jungle Boy lets out a whistle and is responded by barking and hooting sounds.
Just then, four velociraptors emerge from the brush and fixate on the Elite and Cutler.
Adam Cole: Every wrestler for themselves!
The Elite make a run for it.
The alpha raptor lets out a loud shriek and gives chase with the rest of the pack following suit.
They single out Cutler when he trips and falls on his face.
Cutler screams as the raptors prepare to sink their sharp teeth and claws into him…
Cutler wakes up gasping for air. He realizes that he fell asleep in the Bucks' dressing room on the couch.
Cutler giggles to himself and turns over.
Cutler: Relax, Brandon. It was just a dream. It was just… AHHHHH!
Cutler screams as he comes face-to-face with a dilophosaurus, which unfurls its frill and begins spewing its black gooey venom all over him…
"Wake up, Brandon!"
Brandon once again wakes up gasping for breath. He finds himself in the Bucks' dressing room on the couch with the Young Bucks and Adam Cole standing over him.
Cutler: Oh, hey guys. I just had the craziest dream…
Matt Jackson: Hold that thought, Brandon. You got a spider on you.
Cutler turns to see a spider crawling up his chest. He springs to his feet, swats furiously to get the spider off of him, and then runs out of the dressing room screaming.
Adam Cole and Young Bucks are dying laughing.
Adam Cole: What a dork!
The End