Greg stood at the entrance of Camp as he recalled the events of the two part opening episode, "Previously, on the premier of Total Drama: Diamond Lake. We invited 16 teens to compete in the first season since Chris McLean's retirement, we also welcomed in our camp counselors DJ and Katie. The teams were decided in our first challenge, there were thrills, and a lot of spills. In the end, the first win went to the newly formed Prowling Panthers, can they keep up the momentum as we head to our first elimination? Stay tuned for the answer on...

Total.

Drama.

Diamond Lake!"

The camera opened up with a shot of the southern part of the island. The camera flew past Greg and went straight up into the sky and started to drop into the lake. "Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind." The camera dropped down into the lake revealing Orion, who seemed to be looking for something.

"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see." Orion rises up to get a breath of air, only to knock Brian off of his surfboard.

"I wanna be famous." The camera moved over to the eastern side of the Island, where Rose and Krystal were glaring at each other.

"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then cut to the activity center behind the mess hall, where Grace was listening to Post play music.

"So pack your bags cause I've already won." The camera moved over to a different part of the Activity Center where it revealed Deena and Roman engaging in an intense arm-wrestling match.

"Everything to prove nothing in my way." The camera turned around and headed over to the mess hall while passing Paige, who seemed to be trying to talk to Andrius.

"I'll get there one day" The camera then went to the kitchen, where counselors DJ and Katie were fighting a slop monster.

Cause I wanna be famous." Inside the mess hall, Linka was trying not to gag at the food and Ryo was staring at it with no emotion in his eyes.

"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." The camera headed off to the western side of the island, and quickly showed off Johnny and Uma having a contest to see who the better eye candy is.

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera stopped at Griff, who was giving Maybelle a piggyback ride, only for him to trip and fall into the water. The water cleared from the camera to show all of the campers around a bonfire whistling the tune.

(Opening sequence was done by FreshmEn)

At the crack of dawn, the camp's resident twins were taking a stroll through the woods. "So, why are we doing this so early?" Maybelle questioned as she rubbed her still tired eyes, she was still in her PJs, which consisted of a purple night gown. She also donned a pair of fuzzy rabbit slippers.

"Because it gives us optimal time to find the idol without being followed." Orion explained as he followed the map he found during the last challenge, his sleep attire was just his regular shirt and grey shorts. "Now according to the map, we just need to cross this rope bridge and leading to a dark cave." he stated as they came across a tiny rope bridge over a trench.

"Why are there always rope bridges? Why can't they just be bridges that work like escalators, or floating pads that can carry us across?" she wondered as they carefully cross the bridge.

"Not on this show's budget." Orion replied as they reached the end, "Let's just find the idol and head back to the cabins, in and out."

"Got it." the two went in... and immediately ran out screaming as bats followed them across the bridge before flying back to the cave. The two panted when they were a good distance away, "That went so wrong so quickly."

"Yeah, but at least it wasn't a total lost." Orion said as he pulls out what looked like an Aztec medallion.

"Is that an idol?" Maybelle gasps.

Orion consults his notes where he drew the three idol designs, and confirms "Yep, so who gets it?"

"Well you found the map, and you got it. Only fair you take it."

"You sure?"

Maybelle assured him "Totally, I could definitely find my own idol."

"Okay." Orion placed the idol under his hat, "Lets head back now."

(Back at the girls' cabin)

The ladies were still snoozing as the sun was beginning to rise, the first to awaken was Paige, who yawned as she sat up in a grey checkered sleep shirt and shorts. She got up and fell to the floor, she noticed she tripped over a sprawled over Rose. Who was holding her neck, Rose slept in the same outfit she wore when she arrived.

"Rose!" Paige complained "This is why you should sleep in an actual bed!"

"Well maybe I don't want to, ever think about that Phoenix Wright?" Rose retorted as she stood up and pointed to a wall.

"I'm over here." Paige turned the tiny girl to face her.

Deena sighed as she pulled herself from her bed, "I'm outta here." Deena excused herself from the cabin, wearing a white undershirt and black short shorts. Passing by Uma who looks kind of disappointed as she plops her hardly covered body on the far end bed on the right, just as Krystal woke up and removed her pink sleeping mask.

"What's got your panties in a knot?" Krystal snarked.

Uma sighed, "Just finished a session with one of the boys."

"Which one?" Grace asked. "Post? Griff? Andrius?"

"It better not be Orion." Krystal grumbled.

"Relax Princess, it was Johnny." Uma confirmed, "And man did he suck in more ways than one."

"Phew. I mean pfft whatever I don't care."

(BZZT)

Rose: She totally cares.

(BZZT)

We cut to breakfast, where the teams are eating at separate tables in the camp mess hall. Which looked much like the original TDI mess hall, but with a bigger space and a circle rug of the camp logo in the center. Brian, who was chowing on some waffles, told Ryo who was sitting across from him "Dude, the way you sit totally reminds me of the guy from that anime."

Ryo looked up at his team mate "My sitting position isn't by choice, my deductive capabilities would significantly decrease if I sit normally."

"Woah, what are you? Some kind of detective or something?" Brian questioned.

Ryo takes a forkful of some grey gruel looking stuff, "Hmmm, something like that."

"Does it work?" Brian gestured to his teammate's sitting position.

"You'd be surprised, like for instance I can tell Maybelle has recently eaten (sniff, sniff) an entire tube of... toothpaste?" Ryo turns his head, and right beside him was the girl he mentioned.

Her mouth covered in a sparkly white substance as she softly mutters, "It was so sparkly."

Krystal, who was seated far from her teammates, was chowing on some lobster because she's those rich girls that eat seafood for breakfast.

(BZZT)

Krystal: Daddy was able to get me some much more high class meals than whatever this run down excuse for a camp can offer. Even though the kitchen is run by the best chef of the OG cast, even he can't make that slop edible.

DJ: I'm a chef, not a magician.

(BZZT)

Andrius was poking his 'food' before he saw Deena scarfing it down like she'd go hungry without it, she looked up at him before pointing to his dish "You gonna eat that?" Andrius pushed his plate to her, and she scarfs his helping down as well.

Over on the Grizzly side, Uma was getting coddled by fellow eye candy Johnny. "So Babe, what say we keep our little thing going on to the finale? We'd be the hottest finale two there is." the pretty boy proposed.

Uma pushed him away, "Uh I don't know about you, but I doubt one 'chat' makes this a thing."

"Come on Babe, you know you liked it." Johnny leaned into her.

(BZZT)

Uma: How do I put this in a PG13 manner... he makes me dryer than sandpaper in the Sahara.

(BZZT)

"I'd focus less on the girl and more on yourself."

The two prettiest campers there turned their attention to Roman, who's gruff voice caught them both by surprised since this is Roman's first speech in this whole show. Johnny jabs a finger into Roman's chest "Look here you Roman Reigns wannabe, but I'm trying to- GAH!" Roman pulls the finger in an uncomfortable angle.

"As the poorest performing camper of the final challenge, you need show why you should remain a camper. Because from where I'm sitting, you're on super thin ice." Roman told him a threatening tone that worries his other teammates, except for Griff who was the only camper absent.

(BZZT)

Grace: Roman is super scary, though he's kind of right. Johnny did have the worst time on the obstacle course yesterday.

Linka: Our team morale isn't looking so great early on.

Uma: The way Roman handled Johnny was both frightening... and hot.

(BZZT)

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING

"Attention campers, meet up behind the mess hall at the Activities' Field. Time for our first elimination challenge of the competition." Greg said over loud speakers.

Roman let Johnny's finger go as he orders his teammates, "One of you go get Griff."

"I'll go get him." Grace offered as she went over to the boy's cabin while everyone else went to the Field. When she got to the cabin, she heard an explosion before running to the cabin which had smoke coming from the window. "What happened?!" she freaked as she saw a blast over in Griff's station, where he covered his face with his hat before facing her.

"Nothing, just a regular chemical explosion. I'll meet you at the field later." Griff waved her off.

"Okay." Grace said with a hint of uncertainty as she closed the door, Griff sighed in relief.

(BZZT)

Griff: They must never know.

(BZZT)

TBC