"Last time on Total Drama: Diamond Lake.
The campers took to the field in a nice game of softball, Ryo gave Linka the chance to join the Diamond Lake Investigation Squad if she can figure out what's underneath Griff's suit. And quite frankly, I want to know what his deal is as well.
We also saw the culmination of the Orion and Krystal love story, aw isn't that nice?"
"Why does this still feel scary?"
"I don't know."
"In the end, the Panthers got back in the winners' circle. And it was Postmaster P getting the boot, although it was highly suspect and his partners tried to plead for him to stay. But until we figure out what happened, this Postmaster has been discharged for now."
The shot showed Greg at the camp entrance, "Will this be the start of another Dominant Panther Run? What's Griff hiding? Who won't survive the Dark Forest? Who will renew my contract for next season? All this and more on...
Total.
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Diamond Lake!"
The camera opened up with a shot of the southern part of the island. The camera flew past Greg and went straight up into the sky and started to drop into the lake. "Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind." The camera dropped down into the lake revealing Orion, who seemed to be looking for something.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see." Orion rises up to get a breath of air, only to knock Brian off of his surfboard.
"I wanna be famous." The camera moved over to the eastern side of the Island, where Rose and Krystal were glaring at each other.
"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then cut to the activity center behind the mess hall, where Grace was listening to Post play music.
"So pack your bags cause I've already won." The camera moved over to a different part of the Activity Center where it revealed Deena and Roman engaging in an intense arm-wrestling match.
"Everything to prove nothing in my way." The camera turned around and headed over to the mess hall while passing Paige, who seemed to be trying to talk to Andrius.
"I'll get there one day" The camera then went to the kitchen, where counselors DJ and Katie were fighting a slop monster.
Cause I wanna be famous." Inside the mess hall, Linka was trying not to gag at the food and Ryo was staring at it with no emotion in his eyes.
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." The camera headed off to the western side of the island, and quickly showed off Johnny and Uma having a contest to see who the better eye candy is.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera stopped at Griff, who was giving Maybelle a piggyback ride, only for him to trip and fall into the water. The water cleared from the camera to show all of the campers around a bonfire whistling the tune.
Post rode down the dark path from camp, he was not so much upset about being eliminated, heck all he wanted was to spread the good message. But what plagued him was how, he knew he was tight with Grace and Linka. They even said they're voting for Uma, so why was she still in?
Oh well, nothing he could do now other than to work out his new song.
"Conflict and hatred is the easy way, but love and respect brings a brand new day~ From the rise of the sun, to when the night is done~ Postmaster P bringing hope to the hood, so please people just be good~." Post hummed as he finished, "Its getting there, I should show this to the homies and see what they think."
Soon Post found himself dropped off at the usual path, which he followed to the shack we've all seen. Seeing it, he thought "Looks a lot nicer than my crib back home, he walked inside to see Roman doing pushups on the floor, with Andrius sitting on is back. "Roman?"
The 2nd voted off looked to the newest resident of the Dark Forest while maintaining his form "Sup Uce."
"Is this where we go if we're eliminated? If so where are the others?" Post looked around.
"Actually, we're not eliminated just yet." Andrius told him.
Post raised an eyebrow before Roman added, "Although you've been voted off, you can still return to the game. So long as you have one of these." He transitioned to one arm push ups as he gestured to the redemption necklace around his neck. "And so far me and Pipsqueak are in prime position."
"My name is Andrius." the small boy exclaimed.
"Whatever."
"I see." Post said, "Although I wasn't voted off, at least I don't think so. But somehow Greg said I got all the votes, I know that's not true because I didn't vote for myself. And I'm pretty sure Grace didn't vote for me cause we're cool, so how did-"
"Uma." Post turned to Roman, "I'm not sure how, but I know she's got some involvement. I've seen her go off with a few of the interns and high level production crewmates on the show, plus Johnny told me that he saw her with some random boy before we got to our first elimination ceremony." he explained as switched to his other arm.
"Did this boy have short blond hair?"
"That's what he told me." Roman answered. "Something about possibly making him jealous or whatever, I couldn't really hear him over his whining."
"Well Greg had him and his older brother help my team in the last challenge." Post said as he sat down in front of Roman so that he was at somewhat leveled with him. "Uma said she knew the younger brother."
"Why am I not surprised?" Roman rolled his eyes. "Girls like her know everyone, right after they slept with them and stole their washing machine and used the parts to make a mechanical bull."
"Has that happened to?" Post questioned.
"I live in a rough neighborhood."
"Can't be any worse than where I live." Post then asked, "Wow you're more open than last time, what happened?"
Roman sighed as he stopped, Andrius rolled off and let the other necklace holder get into a seating position. "After I got kicked off, I had a lot of time to think. Maybe I was a little too harsh with you and the others, but I'm trying to better things now. Paige said I should interact more with actual conversation instead of ominous threats, before she lost."
"I'll admit you weren't the easiest to deal with, but you knew how to lead a team. You were our best athlete and the only reason we won the dodgeball challenge was because of some underhanded actions from Uma."
Roman shook his arms off from the sting of doing 100 hundred pushups with a tiny human on sitting on him. Andrius, who's face turned red from the action of the challenge Post was referring to, was feeling left out so he asked Post "So, I hear your a musician, right?"
"Kind of, I'm actually an inspiring rapper. Would you mind a run a few lyrics by you two?"
"ATTENTION MAGGOTS! TIME FOR YOUR NEXT BATTLE!"
The three flinched at the loud booming voice, "Show us on the way." Roman told him as all three boys stood up and started heading out.
Once the three boys arrived, they saw what looked like a giant mountain from a 1990's nickelodeon game show. Chef greeted them "Alright maggots, time for your next chance to prove you belong here! Roman and Andrius, hand in your necklaces." the angry guy and small dude handed their necklaces to two interns.
"So what are we doing this time?" Roman questioned.
"IF YOU STAY QUIET I'LL TELL YOU, YOU GREASY HAIRED WASTE OF SPACE!" Chef bellowed in his ear, "To remain in the running, you three will be facing Mt. Insidious. You three are gonna climb up to the top, pressing 6 buzzers before you can collect the flag placed on the peak. The first 2 to return to bring me their flag wins, any questions?"
The three boys raised their hands.
"Good, no questions. NOW GET MOVING!"
Soon the boys were at the starting line, "Good luck guys." Post told them.
"Thanks." Andrius said, Roman just gave him a thumbs a up.
"All right boys, get ready to- NOW!" Chef blew into his whistle as the teens ran towards the mountain. The kids ran up the first ramp on the mountain to the first buzzer, all pressing it before going up the second ramp to press the next buzzer on the course.
The teens then started climb the rocks, just as water started to pour down the mountain making the course slippery. Andrius was having a hard time thanks to his less than 5 ft body when trying to pull himself up on the first rock, Post just bounds over the rocks in his portion of the mountain over to where the 3rd buzzer was followed by Roman.
The rapper then starts climbing a vertical rockwall portion, but then he was pelted with rubber dodgeballs which knock him off. Luckily the rocks were made of foam rubber so he doesn't get hurt, Roman meanwhile powers through the barrage of balls and to the top pressing the buzzer as he pulled himself up.
Meanwhile Andrius finally pulled himself up on the third level and leaped over to where his 3rd buzzer is and pressing it, as Post was making his next attempt Andrius speed climbed up his climbing wall and pressing his 4th buzzer. Andrius then saw Roman going over a water using with monkey bars.
Roman meanwhile was getting sprayed by interns with water guns, and kicking away any thrown objects at him. Andrius starts his trek as Post finally summits the wall, after the rapper presses his buzzer all three were now over the water pit. Post used his long arms to skip every few rungs, passing by Andrius and Roman and making it to the end before he leaped off and slammed his fifth buzzer.
Post then goes over to the final part of the mountain, a 20 ft steep climb where a water fall was pouring down. "How much does this cost?" he asks.
"HELPS THAT THE HOST DOESN'T SPEND BILLIONS ON HIS HAIR AND LIVING QUARTERS!" Chef called to him on his bullhorn.
Post starts his trek, using the provided handles to climb. But the water coming down made it hard to get any traction or grip. Roman then got passed the monkey bars and pressed his buzzer, followed by Andrius as the two started their climb on the waterlogged climb.
Chef chuckled menacingly before he held up a button, "This is why I signed up for this." with one push, a giant bucket placed above where the flags were started to tip.
The three saw this and had various reactions.
"Oh no." Post said.
"You gotta be kidding me." Roman sighed.
"How did we not notice that?" Andrius asked.
Soon a tidal wave of water cascading over the final climb, washing away all three into water pit behind them. Chef snickered at the scene, "This takes me back."
Roman was the first to pop out of the water, gasping for air before swimming to the edge of the pool. Followed by Andrius and Post, all three then started their climbs again. Andrius dug his fingers into the handles as he started to climb, and digging the palm of his foot into footholds.
Roman trying to power through it, taking a second to get some water out of his ear. Post meanwhile missed a handhold and was sent sliding back into the water below.
Andrius was able to get to the top first, slamming his buzzer as his flag was risen out of a platform where he quickly grabbed it and started heading back down. Sliding down and splashing down in the water pit, passing Roman who summits his climb and presses his button.
Roman then grabbed his flag before sliding down his portion of the slide, holding his nose as he splashes down. Andrius pulls himself out of the other side of the pit, meanwhile Post finally finishes his climb.
Andrius drops down the climbing wall followed by Roman as Post tries to stay in the fight sliding down with his flag, it was a race to the finish as all three backtracked the mountain, Chef watched as all 3 ran down their ramps and to the finish line.
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"Yeaaaaaah." the winners tiredly let out.
"Post, you're done." Chef said.
The rapper sighed, "Hey." he looked up to Roman, who offered a fist bump "You did good Uce." Post smiled as he and Roman bumped fists, "Hey Shortstack, get in on this." he turned to Andrius.
The boy looked at his fist before joining the other two, "You know Roman, you're actually pretty cool for someone with a short fused."
"Thanks, you're not too bad for a Pitbull wannabe." Roman returned.
"Wish we hung out more." Andrius said.
"Maybe we'll all be on the same team next season." Post suggested.
"Maybe." Andrius said as all three stood up, he and Roman were handed their necklaces.
"Good luck guys." Post said as he was being led by interns away.
"Yo Postmaster." the rapper looked back at Roman, "If you stop being spreading positivity, I'll kill you." Post let out a small smile before he walked out. His run coming to an end...
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