Uma yawned as she entered the girls' cabin, coming face to face with a couple glares from Grace and Linka. "What's got you two's panties in a knot?"
"What did you do?" Grace demanded.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Uma walked past them and to her bed, changing right there into her extremely loose fitting night gown.
"I didn't vote for Post, and Grace sure didn't. But somehow he's gone and you're still here." Linka said.
"And you think I had something to do with it?" Uma raised an eyebrow.
Grace leered right into her, "I don't trust you at all."
"Eh, you don't trust anyone in a reality show. But for once I'm totally innocent, and if you want you can search me for evidence." she offered herself to her teammates, who backed off lightly.
"Alright, I'll take your word for it. But we've got our eyes on you." Grace told her as she got ready for bed.
Uma frowned, "You two are no fun."
Watching all this, Maybelle stood up "Ok, things are tense. But how's about we ease some of this tension with a cross-team slumber party?" she suggested.
"Ooooo a slumber party, that sounds fun." Uma said, "Good thing I brought my good stuff." she pulled out a few bags of clearly illegal substances.
"Put that away." Maybelle shook her head, making Uma groaned before she put her drugs down.
"Eh you guys have fun, I'm gonna go punch a tree." Rose started to leave, but was pulled back by Maybelle.
"No, this for all the girls to be included."
"We're not gonna paint our nails or talk about boys are we?" the blind girl questioned.
(BZZT)
Maybelle: Well there goes 70% of the itinerary.
(BZZT)
"Okay, so how's about we just introduce ourselves with some interesting facts about us? I'll start," Maybelle suggested, "I'm Maybelle. I own a pig, have 100 stuffed animals, and once kissed a vampire. Now one of you try?"
"I'll go." Grace shrugged as she laid down on her bed, "I'm a multi-time axe throwing champion, I have 8 younger brothers, and graffitied my town's water tower."
"Okay this is nice," Maybelle nodded, "Krystal how about you?" she asked the rich girl.
"Um, I'm rich?" she shrugged.
"Okay, I'm bored!" Uma stated, "I'm gonna go see what the boys are doing." She started to leave before she was pushed back down by Maybelle.
"Come on, at least try to enjoy the slumber party."
"I would if I was riding one of the boys right now." Uma rolled her eyes.
"Can you not think about sex for five minutes?" Grace questioned.
"Like you don't want to get freaky with Brian, I've seen you two go off into the woods several times after elimination ceremonies." Uma retorted.
"Because he's my boyfriend." Grace retorted. "Also how much have you seen?" she questioned with an uncomfortable blush.
"Enough." Uma let out in a perverted giggle.
"Besides, the only boys here are either 'happily taken' or weird." Krystal added, with glaring emphasis on 'happily taken'. "Especially that Griff guy, what weirdo wears a body suit under their clothes 24/7?"
"Maybe he's got a really embarrassing rash?" Maybelle suggested.
"Or a humiliating tattoo." Grace theorized.
"Or he's just weird." Rose shrugged, not caring about any of this.
Orion guided Ryo to where he and Krystal found that severed head, "Okay, so what you're about to see may shock you."
"Orion I've seen a lot in my career, nothing can shock me anymore." Ryo told him as Orion banged on the wall of the steam bath house, and down comes the head he saw. Ryo reared back at the head with a grimaced, it looked like a giant prune with hair.
"Yeah, I know." Orion said.
Ryo then pulled out the picture he found in the lake, "Orion, does the head's hair remind you of something?" Orion looked at the picture and back to the head.
Orion's eyes widened, "Ryo... you don't think that's..."
"Only one way to be sure." Ryo took out a portable camera to take a picture and pulled a hair strand off the head. "I'll send this to the lab and run a test, we should know for sure by daybreak." Ryo and Orion then left the steam bath house. As they made their way back, a rustling was heard.
Orion stopped and looked around, "Did you hear that?"
Ryo looked roamed the area, "We should go." he then ran off.
"Wait for me!" Orion ran after him as a first person view saw them retreating through the bushes. An animalistic growl was heard as the figures of the boys shrunk into the darkness of the night.
A few minutes later they made it back to the boys' cabin, where Brian had made some changes to the sleeping area. The beds were now along the walls with the blankets spread around the center of the room, and a giant flat screen TV was hung up on the wall.
"Hey guys, glad you can make it. Got everything ready for SummerSlam, just waiting on Griff." Brian said as his teammates sat down in the middle.
Said scientist burst threw the door with chips and sodas, "I'm back! And with nourishment!" the guys each took a bag of chips and bottle of soda.
"All right, time to watch Rolland Ramsey make Jonesy Cello acknowledge him." Brian said as he turned on the TV and pulled up SummerSlam.
"Please, Cello so has this." Orion rolled his eyes. "All he has to do is hold on for 1. 2. 3, and new world champion."
"Based on my calculations, the only titles that will change are the Rage Tag Team titles." Ryo said, "The timing is ripe for Randall and Joker to cement their team status."
"Oh Randall's just gonna RVO him right off the bat, as they say you can never trust a snake." Griff countered.
"Big words coming from the guy who hides his face." Ryo replied.
"And what does that mean?" Griff questioned.
"Guys, lets just calm down and enjoy the show." Brian got in between them before a brawl can break out.
"Alright." the two boys relented.
"Griff, I have wondered. Why do you wear that orange body suit?" Orion asked, snapping Ryo's head towards him with a bewildered look at how casually he asked that.
Griff looked away, "You don't really want to know."
"Actually we all do." Brian said, "Come on man, its just us dudes. There are no cameras to watch us so there's no problem."
"I don't know." Griff took of his hat.
"How about this, we each tell a secret of our own?" Brian suggested, "A secret for a secret."
Griff hummed in thought, "I guess that's fair, as long as it stays between us."
"Promise." Brian said, he then looked to the other two boys. Whom both nodded to secrecy, "Alright, I'll go first..." Brian cleared his throat "... I never told anyone this, but... I take ballet classes."
(Flashback)
We see Brian dancing in a studio, wearing ballet tights.
(Flashback over)
"Go ahead and laugh." Brian looked away.
"Why?" Orion asked, "I take salsa classes that had dudes."
"Also I'm not the kind of guy to make fun of other people's hobbies." Ryo said.
"Oh, thanks." Brian smiled at his cabin mates.
"Besides, that's not as embarrassing as my birthmark." Orion commented.
"Birthmark?" Brian asked.
Orion now had all eyes on him, he sighed before standing up and turning his back to them. "Please don't take any pictures." Orion begged as he pulled the back of his shirt up to reveal on his back...
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Ryo stated as they saw an outline of the Orion's Belt constellation, Brian woah'd "So that's how you got your nickname, I always thought your parents were just really into astrology."
"Okay, good secrets." Griff supposed. Hearing the other guys' reveal their personal info helped calm his nerves about his secret.
As Orion pulled his shirt down, Brian looked to Ryo "So what about you Ryo? Did you kiss and tell when you weren't supposed to? Did you steal something?"
Ryo shifted his eyes to the remaining male campers, "Well, since we're sharing. Its only fair I let you guys in on this, but..." he checked the room for cameras or hidden microphones, founding none before facing them. "Have any of you heard the name... N?"
"I think so, isn't he the most famous detective in the world? He solved some of the world's most difficult cases that not even the FBI, Scotland Yard, or even British Intelligence couldn't solve." Orion said, before he thought "Wait... are you?" Ryo softly nodded.
"Duuuuuude, no wonder you're so observant." Brian said.
"But, aren't you worried about your identity being exposed?" Griff questioned.
"Not really, I work in the shadows never letting my face be exposed. Only two people have ever seen my face until I signed up for Total Drama." Ryo explained, "My care taker and my former partner Linus, I wonder whatever happened to him."
"Why did you sign up anyway?" Orion asked, "If its about Chris McLean and his contestant/intern abuse he retired years ago."
"Nah, I wanted to try my hand at the Diamond Lake Drowning Case... also because I was bored." Ryo said.
"Okay, so that's almost everyone." Brian said, "Griff..."
The scientist sighed, "Well, since you three were willing to share your secrets... and because you're probably gonna find out anyway. Might as well just get it over with," he then stood up and slowly reached for his mask. The boys watched as he slowly pulled it off, revealing...
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"OH MY GOD HE'S HEADLESS!" Brian screamed as he ran out of the cabin, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"
Orion and Ryo stared slack jawed, even more so when Griff put his hat back on. To which it looked like it was floating, "Well, I was way off." Ryo said.
"Griff... you're invisible?" Orion stared in wonder.
Griff sighed as he pulled off his sweater and jacket, "Yep, its finally out." he then unzipped his suit and pulled it down, revealing no midsection.
"But how?" Orion exclaimed.
"A few chemicals mixed together, that's all."
"Oh, just chemicals." Orion said.
"You're not freaked out?" Griff questioned.
"I've seen some weird stuff during my trips to Oregon, so this doesn't really surprise me." Orion shrugged. He then looked to Ryo who was still frozen, he waved his hand in front of him before Ryo fell to the side. "I think his brain is fried."
"Just please don't tell anyone." Griff begged.
"Don't worry, I won't."
Unbeknownst to them, the girls were listening to all of this. They all were wide eyed before they ran back to the girls' cabin screaming, "Did you hear something?" Griff asked.
"Probably just deer." Orion said.