"Last time on Total Drama: Diamond Lake. We learn that Ryo had gone off to fight the killer himself, along with some spies that he had pose as interns. I swear that boy is way too prepared for reality TV, except for asking Linka out. But luckily she still said yes.

The challenge was an extended version of Red Light Green Light, and the cast tried to band together to eliminate Uma. Who played dirty the entire time, using other campers as shields, reaggravating Ryo's ribs, and just destroying the entire third course just so she can't cross.

Because of that we had to say goodbye to our resident blind girl, much to Roman's dismay as this is the second straight time he had to lose a person he cares about. But look on the bright side, at least your kids might get a new mom.

How will Uma save herself this time? Is Ryo healed enough for the challenge? And how many are gonna drop dead from tonight's scariest most dangerous challenge yet? Find out on...

Total.

Drama.

Diamond Lake!"


The camera opened up with a shot of the southern part of the island. The camera flew past Greg and went straight up into the night sky and started to drop into the lake that filled with blood. "Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind." The camera dropped down into the lake revealing Orion's skeleon, which seemed to be looking for something.

"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see." Orion rises up to get a breath of air, only to knock zombie Brian off of his surfboard.

"I wanna be famous." The camera moved over to the eastern side of the Island, where vampires Rose and Krystal were glaring at each other.

"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then cut to the activity center behind the mess hall, where werewolf Grace was listening to Post play music.

"So pack your bags cause I've already won." The camera moved over to a different part of the Activity Center where it revealed Deena and Roman dressed as Jason engaging in an intense arm-wrestling match.

"Everything to prove nothing in my way." The camera turned around and headed over to the mess hall while passing Paige, who seemed to be trying to talk to goblin Andrius.

"I'll get there one day" The camera then went to the kitchen, where counselors DJ and Katie were fighting a slop monster.

Cause I wanna be famous." Inside the mess hall, Linka was trying not to gag at the plate of eyeballs and Ryo was staring at it with no emotion in his eyes.

"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." The camera headed off to the western side of the island, and quickly showed off Incubus Johnny and Succubus Uma having a contest to see who the better eye candy is.

"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera stopped at a fuly invisible Griff, who was giving Maybelle a piggyback ride, only for him to trip and fall into the water. The water cleared from the camera to show all of the campers around a bonfire whistling the tune.


The opening shot was grey as we overlook a tent with some suggestive moans were heard, before they stopped. Just then out came a shirtless muscular guy, "Hold on babe, I gotta take a wazz." the bland horny man walked off into the woods, stopping at a tree to do his business.

But just then he was impaled through the head by a machete!

GAAAAAAH!

Which was seen by the remaining seven, who were all watching it in the boy's cabin. Krystal was holding onto Orion, who comforted her. Linka was holding onto Ryo, who stared blankly at the film. Andrius was shaking as he peaked behind Roman, "Is it over yet?" the small boy asked.

"Uh there's 40 minutes left small fry." Uma told the shorty, the girl in question laid naked on one of the bed's because its Uma. The rest of the campers were all on the floor as they watched the movie.

"Let him be Walking STD," Roman said as he petted Andrius on the head, "He just doesn't like scary movies."

"So... m-m-much bl...blood... so m-much death." Andrius stuttered.

"Relax man." Orion said to the shaking boy, "This movie could have been much gorier if not for the NPAA and their bias against the franchise."

"I don't know, still kind of scary." Krystal said to her boyfriend.

Uma then scoffed, "Please, you haven't seen scary if you never saw any Las Vegas portable toilet."

As this happened the killer had strung the horny girl over the fireplace while she was still inside her sleeping bag, the girl slowly roasted to death.

Linka then let out, "You know, it was nice of Greg to give us the day off today. No challenge, no worries or anything."

Ryo then said "Actually I hadn't heard from Greg all day." the others turned to him.

"Now that you mention it, DJ and Katie haven't been seen today either." Orion realized.

"Seriously?" Uma questioned as she bit into a sandwich "But then who made these amazing sandwiches?" she asked with her mouth full.

"Actually that was me." Linka answered.

"Oh." Uma said, she then swallowed "But on a serious note, I didn't see one intern today."

"Why would they all disappear all at once?" Roman questioned.

Andrius then gasped, "Maybe they were all murdered by the CAMP DIAMOND LAKE KILLER!" Roman slapped the hyperventilating Andrius out of his freaking out.

"No way, Ryo said he already took care of that." Uma waved off as she sat up on the table.

"No man should have survived a fall off a 200ft cliff and onto a sharp branch." Ryo said.

Orion then replied, "I don't know, I read somewhere that Jaxon Harvees has been hung, drowned in the lake numerous times, impaled, and ran over by a mach truck. And he just got back up from all of that."

"I suppose you're right." Ryo responded.

"So you mean he's still out?!" Andrius freaked.

Uma then sighed before turning off the projector, "Okay, I think we should just end the slasher movie marathon. Cause clearly its starting to get to all of you."

"Uma, I'd trust the word of the two boys that did extensive research on the camp we're currently residing over for a reality show." Krystal advised the girl of sin. "I'd also put on some clothes if I were you, cause if I learned anything from spying on Orion and his sister's horror movie Fridays is that the whore is always the first to go."

"Its true." Orion confirmed before realizing, "Wait, what was that middle part?"

"Nothing!" Krystal quickly uttered.

Uma rolled her eyes, "Whatever, anyway I gotta shower." she then started to head out, "If any of you need help chilling out about all this killer nonsense, feel free to join me." she offered as she gave her butt a smack before exiting.

"And with that, her fate is sealed." Ryo said with the throat slit gesture.

"You don't really think a killer is out there... right?" Andrius fearfully asks Roman.

Roman answered, "I don't know, but for now its best we play it safe."

Orion then stood up and turned on the lights, "Yes, and to do that we must follow the rules of surviving a horror movie." he then directed everyone's attention to a white board, which comprised of several rules to survive a slasher film.

"Where did you get the white board?" Krystal asked.

"Not important." Orion told her before going over the rules. Pointing to everyone one of them with a stick "Rule number 1: never leave the group, that allows the villain to pick you off one by one. Rule number 2: No sex, no drugs, no booze. Andrius?" he looked to the small man.

"Did you buy the white board?"

"A, I'm broke. B, focus." Orion told him. Krystal muttering they'll have to fix his light wallet, but he ignored that "Rule number 3: stay out of the wood. Forest settings are the number 1 location in any slasher, any backwoods killer has the home court advantage."

Ryo and Linka were the only ones taking notes, Roman on the other hand asked "Was it always there?"

"FORGET ABOUT THE WHITE BOARD!" Orion stressed, he sighed before continuing. "Rule number 5: be prepared to run. Which means you need comfortable shoes when the chase happens, aka no heels Krystal." the girl sighing before parting with her shoes. "Rule number 6: during the chase, never look back. Because its always behind you." Andrius, Roman, and Krystal all raised their hands, Orion twitched "If this is about the white board..." this made them lower their hands.

As Orion explained more rules, we see a first person POV shot of a man heavily breathing as they watched from the window before walking away. We then cut a production tent, where watching all this was Greg safe and sound. He told the audience "Looks like today's challenge is off to a good start, lets see how these guys deal with a real life scary movie. Featuring the Diamond Lake killer himself 'Jaxon Harvees', oh so glad we don't have to worry about him anymore."

"I don't feel right leaving those kids all by themselves." DJ said as he and Katie were there with Greg, the two were playing Go Fish with Chef.

"Oh they'll be fine." Katie assured the big friendly giant of TD, "Remember its just a challenge, plus they'll love Cane Hopper when they see him unmasked."

"Nuff talk! Got any 3's?" Chef stated.


Back with the kids, "And that's all the rules to surviving a horror movie, any questions?" Orion asked, Andrius raised his hand. Orion groaned before exclaiming "I found the white board in the supply closet of the mess hall!"

The others made sounds of realizations, while Andrius said "Actually I was gonna ask if I can use the bathroom, I drank a lot of juice during that marathon."

"Oh, okay then. Roman, go with him." the male twin ordered the brute, who walked the small guy out. "And take these." he tossed them walkie talkies, which they caught. "The rest of you, we need to bunker down the cabin."

As the three smartest players were making a bunker, Ryo was sent to get more nails from the supplies shack. Which was next to the mess hall, he also had to take a weapon incase he ran into anything strange. He walked into the shack, with a hammer in hand as he carefully stepped in. He looked for nails until he found them, right as the door slammed shut.

Ryo jumped, but breathed "Don't worry Ryo, it was just the door. Nothing to be afraid of." he then took out his flashlight managed to grab a flashlight he saw and turned it on...

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... and shined the light on a giant man with a hockey mask.

"No... no way... it can't..."

Nearby at the washrooms, Andrius was running down the law with Roman. "No matter what, you don't leave this spot. Not if you hear a killer, not if you SEE a killer. Not even if the killer is slashing you to pieces!"

"Relax, if I see any killer I'll just do to him like I did to the last guy that tried to mug me." Roman assured him.

"Okay." Andrius nodded, he then went inside.

Roman stood there and guarded the bathroom door, cracking his knuckles "Alright, lets see this reference try to get through me." Just then heard crashing sounds and cries of help coming from the supply shack. "Was that Ryo?"

"SOMEBODY HELP! HE'S GOT ME!" Ryo can be heard shouting as a loud thud was heard.

"Oh dear, that doesn't sound good." Roman went over to the shack, finding the place empty and a mess. "This is bad, Ryo is gone."

Andrius knocked on the door after he finished washing his hands, "Hey Roman, is it safe to come out yet?" he didn't hear anything for a few seconds. "Roman you there?... Roman?" he whimpered as he stepped back from the door, fearing the worse for his friend. Just then lightning struck, making him jump in fright before he heard a buzzing sound. He then turned around and screamed bloody murder.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~"

Turns it was just Uma shaving her legs, only wearing a face mask. She saw Andrius screaming "Hey, Andrius relax." she then walked up to the screaming boy, she then shook him "Its just me, Uma!"

Andrius stopped as she let him go, "Oh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

CRASH

Andrius had then ran out the bathroom door, an Andrius shaped hole left as the tiny boy ran screaming in terror at the top of his lungs as he ran all around the camp and into the woods, through the trees, down a busy highway, along a roller coaster, across a boardwalk before stopping to get a hot dog and a water. He downed the water and the hot dog, he tossed the bottle and paper plate in the trash can. "Aaaahhhh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~" he then went back to running down the boardwalk, he then ran off a cliff, at the bottom of the ocean, and on the docks before ending up in the tunnels from the Saw challenge where he collapsed to the ground out of breath.

Pant, pant, pant, "So... tired..." he was too weak to get up, he was then dragged into the darkness.

Back topside, Orion had just arrived at the bathroom same time Roman had returned "Is everything okay? I heard a woman yelling?" Orion questioned.

"Where's Andrius?" Roman asked frantically.

Uma old Roman, "Your little man servant ran off screaming like he saw a ghost."

"What are you wearing?" Orion pointed at her face.

"What, you thought all this..." she traced her curvaceous body ".. happens naturally? Anyway get out I need to shower." she then went over to one of the showers, before turning back to them with a tempting smile "Unless you two want to join." she gave them suggestive eyebrow raises.

"Pass!" the two boys exclaimed before leaving.

Uma chuckled "They'll be back." before turning on the water and started scrubbing, just then she heard some footsteps. "Knew it." she then opened up the curtains to the shadow approaching her shower "Hello theeeeeeeeeee AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed as she was grabbed by the killer.

Greg comments as he watches all this on the monitor, "Maybe if she had listened to the rules, she'd know that A: You never go off alone. And B: you definitely never shower alone. I know because that's how I died in the film, Blood Shower."

"Uh Greg, don't you think Cane's taking this a little to far?" DJ questions as the killer was roughly carrying a panicking Uma, who was punching his back in an attempt to escape.

"He's played several of cinema's most famous slasher villains, I wouldn't be surprised if he went method." Katie explained.

"But still-"

"Oh quit your whining you sack of marshmallows, its your move!" Chef exclaimed.

"You guys watch over the monitors, I'm gonna check my email to see if we got any new applicants for next season." Greg went over to his laptop.


Orion sighed as he and Roman returned to the boys' cabin, "I swear, nobody every listens to the smart guy in horror movies." Orion complained as he pinched his nose.

"Well they gotta fill the body count somehow." Roman said as he opened the door, the two only seeing Linka there.

"Where's my super rich superficial high maintenance girlfriend?" Orion exasperated.

"She got hungry and went to get food." Linka said.

"Why am I not surprised?" Orion shook his head before turning the whiteboard over and crossing the 4 names of the campers that have by now been killer food. "I swear I love her but she's super useless in a crisis."

With Krystal she was in the kitchen, she then looked at a plate of brownies that was sitting on the counter with confusion. Not knowing what it looked like since it wasn't made by one of the fancy chefs that cook all her family's meals. She took a piece and cautiously took a bite, making a loud hum in satisfaction "Oh man, what is this culinary wonder?" she tossed the rest in her mouth before grabbing another brownie and ate it "Is that what common folk call chocolate? I love it!" As she was stuffing her face with chocolaty goodness, she heard a loud crash. "I wasn't eating sugar mother don't bring out the belt!" she freaked.

Looking around she saw nothing, sighing in relief turned back to grab another brownie. Just then a machete came down inches away from her hand, "WAAAAAAH!" she leaped away with the tray of brownies in her hands. She hyperventilated as she saw the giant shadow haunting this camp, she then shook her head, "You know what, I've spent 17 years of my life as a high class prisoner of a bodybuilding hot sauce tycoon! I'm not gonna be intimidated by a burly man in rags!" she sassed.

Her defiance was met with a machete strike, she MEEPed as she used the metal tray as a shield before she kicked the shadow in the balls before running out the kitchen. She then tripped on a rug, and was pulled back into the kitchen screaming.

DJ shook his head as he, Katie, and Chef watched "Guys, I really think we should stop this challenge."

"Relax DJ, everything is fine. I mean its not like this is for real, its all a game." Katie told the big guy.

"Uh guys." Greg called them over, "You might want to read this." he said looking taken aback.

The counselors and burly co-host walked over to Greg, looking over his shoulder at the email he was looking. Chef read, "'To Greg, my apologies but I cannot make the slasher challenge I'm heading to my grandpa's funeral. Warm regards, Cane Hopper'. Huh."

"So wait..." DJ began to panic, "You mean to tell me that an actual serial killer is on the loose at camp and we left 7 teenagers ALL ALONE!"

"Well there's only one thing to do at a situation like this." Greg said, "RUN!" the four then ran out of the production tent before gunning it towards the camp.

Back at camp, Linka was arming herself with weapons from the shack. "Are you sure you wanna do this?" Orion asked her.

"I'm positive, I know Ryo is still alive. Along with all the others, if things look back then feel free to come out and help." Linka told him before passing by the male twin and the teen dad.

"You sure this will work?" Roman asks him.

"Nope, but we don't have any other ideas." Orion answered.

Linka stood out in the activity field, "Alright killer, whoever you are just come on out! Face me!" she pulls down the hockey mask given to her by her father and brings out a chainsaw, revving it up as a sign of a challenge.

Behind her the shadowy man, who wore a bag over his head, dark grey shirt, blue jack, black pants, black gloves, and brown boots, came up with his machete, she looked back and dodged a swipe. She then slams the chainsaw down and it clashes with the killer's machete, the two then continued their chainsaw-machete fight before Linka nails a kick to the killer's inside leg. Brining him down before she goes to send the chainsaw at his face, the monster stops it by slamming his large hands and on the blade before ripping it off.

Linka tossed the broken off part before she started clubbing him, she was then caught by the throat as and tossed away losing her mask in the process. The killer than sees the mask and crawls over to it, picking it up and staring at it as Linka came at him with the machete and swiped it across the killer's face.

This ripped off the killer's face, revealing a very messed up lopsided face. Linka then raised the blade for the finishing blow before the killer looked up to her.

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... Linka stopped when she saw his face.

"Wait..." she stares at the killer in shock as he puts on the hockey mask...

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... "Daddy?"

Linka looks back to when she was a baby, when she was found by a stranger wearing a hockey mask. He took her and her brother in and raised them out in the woods, cared for them for three years. Until he one day disappeared, with only the hockey mask to remember him as she and Linus were taking in by children services.

The two shared a silent exchange, before Jaxon knocks her out cold with a punch. He makes sadden noises before picking her up and walking off into the woods. The boys watching on stared in shock at the events that transpired.

"Did she call the killer... daddy?" Orion questioned.

"I have so many questions." Roman exasperated.

"KIDS!" the two heard before seeing Greg and the other staff run up to them, "Of thank go you two are okay, where's everyone else?" he asked.

"They've all been taken, by Jaxon Harvees!" Orion freaked.

"What? But I thought he was taken care of." Katie said feeling on edge.

"Well turns out he's still alive, and he took everyone else." Orion stated.

"That's it, we're going after him." Roman said going in the direction Jaxon went.

"Are you insane!?" DJ freaked, "You want to face that freaky giant!"

"We have to save our friends!" Orion begged.

"Or we can just leave the country and change our names, I already go the passports." Chef held up several passports.

"I'm not leaving my girlfriend to that maniac, and not just because if I do her father will send a hitman after me!" Orion stated

Katie then said, "I think we can still catch up to him, let's move." The group then went off to save the other campers.


Krystal groaned as she stirred, "Oh man, what I nightmare. I dreamt we were all chased by the undead murderer of Camp Diamond Lake."

"Hate to burst your bubble, but its all real." Krystal jumped when she saw Ryo, along with Andrius and Uma. All four of them were in suspended cages, Krystal screaming at their surroundings. Which happened to be the underground caves from a few episodes ago, but this one was completely new to them.

"But wait I don't understand, I thought you already killed him during the Hide & Seek challenge!" Krystal stressed.

"Horror villains..." Andrius shook in the middle of his cage in a fetal position, "They always... always come back... for the sequel."

"We're not actually gonna die are we?" Uma questioned with a look of fear on her facial mask wearing face. "Ryo how do we get out here?"

"Honestly..." Ryo looked around, "I don't know, I never been in a position like this." just then they heard heavy footsteps, "Shhh, he's coming."

All four of them froze when they saw Jaxon walking in with his latest victim, Ryo gasping at the sight of Linka being carried. But what shocked him more was when he saw Harvees wearing her hockey mask, the one she said her father left her. What is going on?

Jaxon brought Linka over to a little corner, wear a makeshift bed was resting. And along the wall were pictures, upon a closer look Ryo noticed they were pics of Linka and her brother when they were toddlers. And the man in the pictures with them, wait that looks like...

Ryo looked between the photos and Jaxon, his skin paled more than ever "No... it can't..."

"What? Spit it out already!" Uma told him.

"I think..." Ryo's mind was all a blur now, "I think we might have found Linka's dad."

"I'm sorry what?" Krystal questioned in confusion before looking at the scene of Jaxon looking over Linka, putting a small worn out bear in her arms she instinctively hugged. "Huh?"

"Wait, you mean to tell me that thing... birthed Linka?!" Uma freaked as she pointed to the monster.

"Doubtful, but more likely raised her before she was put in the orphanage." Ryo tried to reason. Just then Jaxon came over and ripped the bottom off Ryo's cage, causing the detective to fall down. Just then he was grabbed by the throat and hoisted in the air, he gagged as he was being choked while being glared at by Jaxon. The others scared of what he might do to him.

"You... killed... him..."

Ryo, who was trying to relieve the grip on his windpipe, heard Jaxon say in a gravely coarse voice. Figured who he was talking about, "Look... I'm... sorry about Linus... but killing me... won't bring him back... or your mother..."

Jaxon growled before preparing to swing his machete, but was stopped when Linka grabbed his arm. The monster looked to her, "Please... don't kill him dad." she begged him, he stared as she started to cry "Don't kill him, it wasn't his fault Linus died. Please I love him, don't do this."

For a few seconds, something in Jaxon's mind thought to listen to her. His human dad instincts begged him to let Ryo go...

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... nah.

Jaxon shoved Linka down before going to strike Ryo, but just then Jaxon was speared down by Roman. This caused the burly killer to let go of Ryo, who gasped in puffs of oxygen. Just then Orion and the adults came in and started freeing the campers, "You guys okay?" Greg asked.

"Barely!" Krystal snarked.

"Move it!" DJ exclaimed as the staff and campers ran through the tunnels, leaving Roman to fight the giant.

Roman was right now punching away at Jaxon, who pushed him off and swung down his machete. Roman managing to catch the blade, his hand bleeding from action before kicking Jaxon in the gut before looking to DDT him but Jaxon launched him in the air crashing Roman to the floor.

"You better have a good explanation for all this!" Uma stressed to Greg.

"Well you see the challenge for today was to see how you guys would survive a horror movie after watching a horror marathon, but turns out the guy who I hired to play the slasher bailed." Greg explained. "How was I supposed to know an actual slasher would show up?"

Jaxon then went for a machete strike, but Roman caught him with a judo throw that managed to disarm the slasher. Roman then slammed Jaxon into the wall before delivering a superman punch to Harvees who then responded with a vicious right of his own before slamming Roman hard on the floor. He goes to stomp Roman's head, but Roman moved out of the way and kicked the back of Jaxon's knee.

"We can argue later but LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Krystal screamed.

"We can't just leave Roman!" Andrius exclaimed just as Roman dropped Jaxon with a thunderous Samoa drop through a coffee table.

"Have you seen what he did to the bear? I'm sure Roman can handle Jaxon." Uma replied.

The group then popped out of the same tunnel opening in the mess hall, panting after the amount of running they've done. Just then the latch flew open scaring them, until out pops an exhausted Roman. "I'm fine by the way, thanks for waiting for me!" He exclaimed as he gave them a stern look.

Uma then replied as, "Oh we thought you had it all under control."

Right as he crawled out, Jaxon then popped up behind him and tried to drag Roman back down much to everyone's surprise. But Roman fights him off with elbows and hard rights before pulling himself out of the hatch, Jaxon then comes out as the others swarmed him. The monster of the lake then flings everyone off him.

He goes to pull out his machete, but gets hit with another superman punch from Roman that staggers him. He then caught Roman by the throat and tosses him into a table, Jaxon then caught an incoming Orion with a spinebuster before sending Krystal into a wall with a brutal kick. Uma then came in with a chair, breaking it over Jaxon's back before the killer turned to roar at her. She tries to slap him but he catches her arm and chucks her away.

Chef then spears him into a nearby wall, before Harvees slams a fist into the vet's back and drives him numerous times into the wall before tossing him aside. DJ then came in with a huge forearm, he kept beating and beating Jaxon down till he was on one knee. But then Jaxon caught him by the throat and tossed the cook into the kitchen, where he lands on the countertop knocking several utensils off. Greg then comes in and wails Jaxon with several punches before getting chopped on the head by the monster of Diamond Lake.

Andrius then leaps off a table and into a hard right from Jaxon, Katie then came up from behind and jumped on Jaxon's back as Ryo clipped him in the leg. The two then pounded away on him before Harvees bangs their heads together, he then looks towards Linka. Who shakes as she stares fearfully at what she considered a father a long time ago, Jaxon's eyes seemed to show remorse underneath his mask.

But then he gets caught by Roman with a spear through a table, Roman then hooks in a guillotine choke on Jaxon. The killer then stands up and slams Roman against the floor multiple times, but the teen dad doesn't let go of the grip.

Linka meanwhile stepped towards the two, grabbing the dropped machete as Jaxon was up on one knee as he was getting choked out by Roman. "Dad..." He looked up to Linka, almost a begging look in his eye. She then glared as tears kept pouring, "I have no dad." she then brought the machete down and started chopping away at Jaxon's back, chopping it like it was a log of wood.

She kept chopping until Roman was able to RIP OFF THE TOP HALF OF JAXON'S BODY!

Everyone staring shell shocked at what just happened, Roman tossed the limp upper body of Jaxon Harvees down as the lower half dropped to the side. Roman panting from his fight, Linka panting from what she just did. She then started chopping away at Jaxon's head, "DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! DIE! Diiiiiiiiieeeeeee." she then stopped and dropped the machete when she saw what she was doing, Ryo went over and comforted her. She dug her face into his shoulder as they embraced.


At the camp fire ceremony, with Jaxon Harvees' body burning in the fire. Everyone was still reeling from the events of today. Linka was still sobbing, "I just can't believe he's gone. I know he was a killer, but still he was the closest thing I ever had to a father figure. And now you guys are probably scared of me, I understand if you guys don't want to be friends with me anymore." she sniffled.

"I felt the same way when you learned I sent your brother on the case that killed him." Ryo told her.

"And besides, we were your friends even before we knew you had a psycho for a pappy." Uma said.

"Wait, you actually think of me as a friend Uma?" Linka questioned.

"Well duh, I consider everyone my friends." Uma said, "I may be a sex hungry whore who's caused a number of eliminations, but it was never out of anything malicious. I'm just playing the game is all. I still need someone to hang with, and I don't mean the kind with fucking."

"What Uma was trying to say is, is that we still care about you." Ryo told her, "Even if you had a killer for a dad, that's not you. You're nothing like him." he patted her shoulder, "You're your own person, the one you became." Ryo led the others in a group hug with Linka at the center, she sniffled as she accepted their warmth.

As they separated, Uma turned to Orion and Krystal "Btw, since we almost died. You guys are excused till the next after the next episode."

"Wait, does that mean-" Orion's question was interrupted by Uma.

"Yes, no threesomes for now."

"YES!" Krystal exclaimed before claiming her boyfriend's lips.

Greg then took the podium, everyone turned to him "Guys, I just want to apologize about how this challenge went down. I didn't mean for any of this to happen."

"Hey, you didn't know the killer was real. So its okay, right guys?" Uma asked the others.

"I guess/sure/its only fair/yes."

Greg then smiled, "Thanks kids." he then announced, "Anyway, time to announce the winners of today. Orion" the male twin perked "For applying the rules of surviving a slasher to the best out of everyone." Krystal gave her boyfriend a peck on the cheek in congratulations. "Roman, for putting up a great fight against the actual Jaxon Harvees and being the one to put him down for good." Roman clenched his taped up hand where the machete cut him, the others praising him for his strength that they once feared long ago. "And Linka, for putting familial feelings aside to protect the ones she love and imploring the double tap to make sure he stayed dead."

"It had to be done." Linka solemnly said, Ryo gave her a side hug.

"And now to announce the loser, and the one going home is the person who did the worse today ... Andrius." the small guy whimpered, the others patted him on the back "Mostly because he was spooked to hell without the killer even being there."

"Dang it." the small guy removed his glasses before rubbing his forehead. "Well, I'm actually surprised I even got this far." he put his glasses back on before turning to Roman, "You think you'll be okay all by yourself?"

"Don't worry about me man, I've been in worse spots before." the two then shared a handshake before Roman brought him in for a hug, the others aweing at their bro-hug before joining in. After the night they all had they kind of needed it.

The group separated, Andrius then stated "Well I better go pack my bags, good luck Uce." he told Roman before running over to the cabin.

"The rest of you, as compensation for tonight. Ice cream party?" Greg offered, the others beaming at the mention of ice cream. Andrius rode off on the jeep of losers as the credits rolled to finish the episode.


16th: Johnny

15th: Deena

14th: Paige

13th: Post

12th: Griff

11th: Brian

10th: Maybelle

9th: Grace

8th: Rose

7th: Andrius

Remaining players: Roman, Orion, Krystal, Linka, Uma, and Ryo.

Happy Halloween!