"Last time on Total Drama: Diamond Lake. It was a dark and stormy, and the kids went face to face with Jaxon Harvees. Things played out like a real life horror movie, we even had the twist that the killer was actually Jaxon Harvees and not the actor I hired to play him for the challenge. And Jaxon turned out to be the father of the girl who seemingly had the least amount of character at the start of the show.
Orion tried to keep the group safe by explaining the rules of the horror genre, but like typical slasher teens they went down one by one.
In the end we all banded together to take down the Diamond Lake killer, unfortunately we had to let go of Andrius for getting spooked without the killer actually being there.
We're closing in on the season finale, who's gonna bite the bullet this time? Can Uma survive another day? Will another of Roman's friends be gone? Find out tonight on...
Total.
Drama.
Diamond Lake!"
The camera opened up with a shot of the southern part of the island. The camera flew past Greg and went straight up into the sky and started to drop into the lake. "Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind." The camera dropped down into the lake revealing Orion, who seemed to be looking for something.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see." Orion rises up to get a breath of air, only to knock Brian off of his surfboard.
"I wanna be famous." The camera moved over to the eastern side of the Island, where Rose and Krystal were glaring at each other.
"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then cut to the activity center behind the mess hall, where Grace was listening to Post play music.
"So pack your bags cause I've already won." The camera moved over to a different part of the Activity Center where it revealed Deena and Roman engaging in an intense arm-wrestling match.
"Everything to prove nothing in my way." The camera turned around and headed over to the mess hall while passing Paige, who seemed to be trying to talk to Andrius.
"I'll get there one day" The camera then went to the kitchen, where counselors DJ and Katie were fighting a slop monster.
Cause I wanna be famous." Inside the mess hall, Linka was trying not to gag at the food and Ryo was staring at it with no emotion in his eyes.
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." The camera headed off to the western side of the island, and quickly showed off Johnny and Uma having a contest to see who the better eye candy is.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera stopped at Griff, who was giving Maybelle a piggyback ride, only for him to trip and fall into the water. The water cleared from the camera to show all of the campers around a bonfire whistling the tune.
4 of the final 6 were all sitting down for breakfast, things were still pretty tense after the events of the last episode. "You know when I signed up for this show, I did not think I would come face to face with a parody of an undead slasher villain again. But rest assured, its finally over." said as he sipped his crème heavy coffee.
"Even though he's killed people before, I still miss him." Linka said as she held the hockey mask, a mournful look on her face. "I don't know how I can move on from this traumatizing experience."
"Who wants pancakes?" DJ called as he rolled out a long cart of flapjacks, "All you can eat!"
"Ooo pancakes!" Linka squealed as she tosses the mask away and heads over to the pancake bar, Ryo then followed after her.
"Well that went away faster than the drunk bastards that tried to attack my sons." Roman said as he went to get pancakes. He muttered to himself, "Never knew you can fit so many bodies in a small trash can."
"Man, this place is so full of weirdos." Uma said as she stood up to get pancakes, but just the door slammed opened.
"I don't know why I ever liked you!" Krystal angrily exclaimed as she stormed into the mess hall, followed by Orion who was equally pissed. "You boys are all the same selfish dicks that only want girls for their money, bodies, or both!"
"I'm the selfish one? You're the one who makes all the decisions and makes everything about herself!" Orion countered.
"Yeah, because I'm the girl and I make the decisions!"
"Wow, I thought you might have changed during the show. But really you're still the same snobby self absorbed bitch that tosses aside everyone that's closest to her all for your horrible family's reputation!"
"My dad was right, give a commoner a penny and they take your entire fortune." Krystal then whipped her hair in Orion's before stomping to a table, where a plate of breakfast sushi was waiting.
"Well fine, guess I'll just hang out with Uma! She's much better in bed than you'll ever be!" Krystal gasped at Orion's retort before he turned away and walked to the pancake line. Everyone in shock at what just happened, including Uma.
"I knew you had it for her, I saw the looks during the 3 ways!" She yelled at him, "Why don't you go get married to her if she's that much better than me!"
"Maybe I will!" Orion replied.
"What?" Uma questioned hearing this.
"What just happened?" Linka asked.
"If sitcoms have taught me anything, it would seem they just broke up." Ryo said.
(BZZT)
Uma: Guess they can't handle the life of a happy romantic couple, that's why I don't usually get too attached to the people I fuck for money. Things get weird, there's a lot of drama, and bing bang boom you never see them again. The last time I had an actual boyfriend they left me in a motel bedroom and took my clothes and all my money which they spent on horse riding lessons. Shame, Orion and Krystal seemed so happy together. I mean I'm not complaining I got to get a smart boy with great dick to myself, but I wonder what's up?
(BZZT)
Orion sat with Uma, who was still confused at what transpired a few minutes ago. "Uh, Orion. What was that little scene with you and Krystal?" She asked.
"Oh who cares about that gold digger?" Orion waved off, "But tell me, you doing anything after the challenge?" He asked in a macho tone. Uma didn't know what to make of this but gave him a sexy smile regardless, Krystal gave a seething glare at the scene.
Linka went over to Krystal, "Hey, you okay?"
"Yes, Linka. I'm fine." The rich girl said through grinding teeth.
After breakfast, Greg calls the kids over to the dock. "Come on in guys!" he exclaimed as the kids all walked up to the dock. "Look around, 16 of you showed up at this camp looking to become famous. Lets look back on those that tried, and failed to make the final 6."
Video package highlighting all the losers that bit the dust.
"Johnny Rosewood, a gorgeous womanizing beefcake from New Jersey with a slight curiosity for men. Only 2 episodes in and his antics already got him sent home."
"Deena Loveberry, a girl with a criminal record that wraps around the Earth 15 times. She's got an eye for food and I'm pretty sure she stole my wallet... yep she did. But she made a surprise picking the smallest boy here as a partner, I give them 3 weeks top."
"Paige Sawyer, an aspiring lawyer with a thing for business. She had her first court case when she was 7 when a kid in her class was accused of stealing a backpack."
"Preacher Jonas, aka Postmaster P. A rapper with big dreams, a positive outlook on life, and an affinity for blueberry muffins. He claims to have fought an evil leprechaun, but I'm just gonna chalk that up usual weirdness in the hood."
"Griffon Jackson the 3rd, a mad scientist that dabbled too far into chemistry and turned into the Invisible Man. After so many years of failed attempts to regain his color, he finally achieved his dream of becoming visible again. Now he can check himself in the mirror again."
"Brian Quincy, one of four childhood friends who've share a web show where they compete to embarrass each other. He owns 6 cats, has a crippling fear of spiders, and once got dragged around by a bull in a Texas Rodeo. He's also one half of the first couple ever formed in the Zoryverse: Brace. That's Brian and Grace."
"Maybelle Palmers, professional knitter, pig owner, and totally available for any boys out there. She made her return in episode 11, but only lasted 1 episode."
"Grace Burch, the most chill girl you'll ever meet. Her axe throwing is unmatched and her mood is always cool."
"Rose Lord, the Blind Bandit. Undefeated in pro cage fighting in spite of her handicap, and is the only girl under 18 to win the heavyweight belt."
"And Andrius Chau, the biggest little man in the entire competition. A Special Olympics veteran, and is the first to befriend the angry Roman."
Greg finished the recap, "After all those campers, were down to you 6. Give yourselves and applause for making it this far." He says as he claps for the 6 campers, the contestants in question all lowly clapped. Still reeling from what just happened at breakfast. "Alright, for today's challenge you guys will be split into teams of 2, for the return of the Tri-Armed Triathlon!"
"What?" The group questioned.
"That's right, today you guys will be handcuffed to your partner as you try to complete three challenges. For each pair that completes the challenge, you'll receive a point. Whoever wins the most points will be safe from tonight's vote, so go ahead and pick your partners."
Ryo and Linka immediately held hands, Orion and Krystal glared at each other as they grabbed into Uma and Roman respectively. The exes blowing raspberries at each other, Uma flinching from the contact from the male twin. Roman looking down at the rich girl in confusion.
"Uh am I missing something here?" Greg questioned as he gestured to the glaring boy and girl. "I thought you guys would want to do the-"
"NO!" Orion and Krystal shouted at the host, who shrugged as the interns slapped handcuffs on each of the pairs. Orion's left hand was cuffed to Uma's right hand, Krystal's left to Roman's right, and Linka's left to Ryo's right.
"If at any point you wish for the handcuffs to be removed, just ask for the Shame Key." Greg held up a key with a skull on it, "But be warned, as unlocking the cuffs means you forfeit the challenge and will be instantly eliminated form the competition. Understand?"
"Yes/sure."
"Okay then, lets get to the first part of the challenge." Greg then pointed to the end of the dock, "The teams will be rowing their canoe to the other side of the lake, they're they must throw tennis balls to knock off their team's columns. Once a team knock off all three columns, they will row their canoes back to the dock. The first team back will win the first point in the Triathlon. Alright teams, get to your boats!"
(BZZT)
Linka: (with Ryo) I'm really worried about Orion and Krystal.
Ryo: It's okay Linka, all couples go through spats. They'll make up, I know Orion. He'd never leave her for someone like Uma.
Linka: I don't know.
Orion: (With Uma) This will be so much better without that harpy nagging me all day.
Uma: Well I'm sorry things didn't work out for you and Krystal, if you ever want any rebound action-
Orion: That sounds lovely, after Ms. Richpants is gone what's say we check out this steam bath house near Greg's cabin.
Uma: Oh my, you move on fast. I like it.
Krystal: (With Roman) That ungrateful prick, I gave him everything. Money, sex, a new car, and what does he do? He leaves me for some drug addicted sexaholic barbie doll from Vegas! Dad if you're watching this send the hitmen!
Roman: Don't you think that's a little extreme for your first break up?
Krystal: Shut up Street Dad!
Roman: Rude.
(BZZT)
Once all three teams were in their canoes, "Alright teams, get ready to row in 3... 2... 1... GO!" the teams then started rowing. Krystal sitting in the back and glaring at Orion and Uma, growling at the boy as she let Roman row the boat.
"Uh, a little help here." Roman said as he used only one hand to row as he led the pack of canoes.
"Can't too busy glaring!" Krystal seethed, "That uncivilized baboon, why couldn't he have just listened and do everything I tell him to do? How were we supposedly have a healthy relationship without blind obedience and total monetary superiority?"
"By accepting each other's personalities and interests, and not molding them into stereotypes?" Roman questioned rhetorically.
"I'm not about to take relationship advise from a homeless teen dad." She huffed to the brute, who twitched as he focused on rowing.
"Is she still glaring at me?" Orion asked as he rowed his boat.
"Oh yes, she's glaring samurai swords at you." Uma said, "But she'll get over it, with her wealth she can find a new girl faster than you can say 'Fuck me with a solid gold chainsaw'." she then asked Orion, "By the way, why did you two break up anyway? You two seemed perfect for each other. It's not because of me is it?"
"No, it's not you Uma. We just had a falling out." Orion shrugged, "We wanted different things, had different ideologies, I found out she wanted to turn me into one of those stereotypical rich boys who think 9 figure bank accounts are a substitute for a personality."
"Oh man, I thought she was different." Uma said, actually feeling worried for their relationship.
"So did I, but I guess an albino tiger doesn't change her spots. Too bad, I thought this time she was gonna be good for real. But billionaires are all the same, only looking after their own." Orion sighed as he and Uma rowed along the lake.
"Well, at least you have me to fall back on for bed cracking coitus." Uma told him.
In the back Linka and Ryo watched all this going down, "Something doesn't sit right, maybe we should see what's caused this riffle in Orystal."
"Trust me Linka, it'll be better for all parties if we don't get involve." Ryo said.
"But-"
"Trust me." Ryo said as he kept rowing.
The first to make it was the team of Roman and Krystal, the Brute and Billionaire got out of the canoe and ran to their bucket. Well, Roman did, Krystal was given a piggy back right by the teen dad. Greg then said to try audience, "Each teammate as to knock three columns before they can start rowing back."
Roman grabbed one of the footballs from his basket and thrown it with the force to knock the first column right over. "1 down, you're move." Roman told his partner, who was giving the finger to Orion and Uma as they reached the shore. Roman pulled her by the cuff, "Hey, focus on the challenge."
Krystal scoffed, "Don't tell me what to do you filthy hobo!"
"Some team." Uma rolled her eyes.
"Go glad I don't have to deal with her anymore." Orion said as he and Uma reached their crate of footballs. The two then started throwing their balls at the columns, Orion after some careful calculations tossed one that managed to knock three of them down.
"Wow, nice going there Ory." Uma said as she knocked over her first column. "I think after that you deserve bigger reward." she said with a seductive flutter of eyelashes.
"I look forward to it, babe."
Krystal growled before taking a football and throwing it straight at her ex boyfriend, who ducked with Uma leaving an intern to get hit. This caused him to drop down and spill the stack of papers in his hands. Krystal huffed and puffed as she grabbed a second football, but Roman quickly turned her aim to their columns and she manages to knock one down. Roman telling her, "Yes, pretend those pillars are them."
Krystal imagined her two columns were Orion and Uma, who were both making sexy talk to each other. "You son of a-" Krystal growled as she then threw her team's entire crate at the columns, causing them to fall down. Roman whistling at this feat.
"Dang girl." he then grabbed a football as Uma just finished knocking down the last of her team's columns.
"Orion and Uma done with the columns, they can start rowing back!" Greg announced, "Roman and Krystal are making this a fight to the finish."
"Lets go Hot Stuff."
"Why certainly Pr. Stud."
The handcuffed male twin and Vegas girl ran back to the canoe, starting their trek back as Roman knocked down his team's last column. He and Krystal headed back as Ryo and Linka just docked, the latter sighing "Well guess we're not winning this one."
"Don't worry Link, there's still the other 2." Ryo told her.
Greg commented, "As Ryo and Linka take their sweet ass time, the teams of Orion & Uma and Roman & Krystal are fighting for the first point. The teamwork of Orion & Uma shining through, meanwhile Roman is basically doing all the rowing himself. He may be strong but he's still one person."
A few feet behind Orion and Uma, Roman kept trying to row with one hand. Krystal seethed, "Stupid Uma, getting the 5 time rowing champion. Stole my boyfriend."
"Can you please row?" Roman demanded, "You can whine about your man problems later."
"Quiet you!" Krystal grouched, Roman grumbling to himself as he's doing the work of two people.
"And Krystal refusal to work with her partner costs her team the win, as Orion and Uma reach the dock first and wins the first point!" Greg calls as Orion helped Uma onto the dock.
"YES!" Orion cheered.
"We won!" Uma leaped into Orion's arms and starts making out with him, much to Krystal's frustration. She let out an animalistic growl as she snaps her oar in half.
The teams were now in the mess hall, for the second part of the challenge. Greg tells them, "Okay, for the second part of the of the Triathlon. One person will have to feed their partner, a plate full of food. The eater will have their hands behind their back, the first duo to finish their plate wins the point. While you guys decide who's doing what, the interns will bring out your plates."
The interns each put a plate of steak, mashed potatoes, mac & cheese, green beans, and three biscuits in front of the teams. "Ryo, I assume it be most efficient if you eat?" Linka asked her boyfriend.
"Actually, I think I would like to be the feeder." Ryo replied.
"Are you sure?" Linka questioned, Ryo nodded. Linka sighed, deciding to trust him on this.
"You're eating, no questions asked!" Krystal laid down the law, "I am not putting that commoner food anywhere near me!" Roman twitching at her attitude, if he wanted to be yelled at constantly he'd have gone back to the family that kicked him out.
Uma disappointedly shook her head, "I almost feel bad for Roman, how do you survive?" she asked her partner.
"Honestly, I have no idea." Orion shrugged.
"I assume you'll want me to feed you then?" she asked the smart twin.
"Actually, I think you'd be better as the eater." Orion replied.
"If you insist." she shrugged as she puts her hands behind her back, as did the other appointed eaters. This caused the feeder to be pulled slightly by their handcuffed arm.
"Alright, now that you guys have determined your eaters. Feeders, hands on the forks." Greg ordered. Orion, Krystal, and Ryo all took a fork. "On my mark, start eating... GO!"
The teams then began eating, some at varying paces. Ryo taking the slow and delicate approach, giving his partner small bites and letting her enjoy the taste. Orion took a little faster pace as he fed Uma mashed potatoes, the boy also took advantage of his situation and cupped Uma's butt. The girl perking at this action, "Oh Ory, we're in public."
"Has that ever stopped you?" Orion replied with a smirk.
"Nope." she said as she took another bite of potatoes.
Krystal overhearing this was shoveling food down Roman's gullet with reckless abandon. "Eat faster! No way I'm losing that pussy chasing jerk and that homewrecker!" she exclaimed.
"Slow... down..." Roman let out before swallowing what was in his mouth.
Linka looked between the other two teams with worry, "Ryo, you know Orion best. Would he really leave his girlfriend for a girl with more STDs than the health clinic?"
Ryo fed her a forkful of green beans, "Honestly, I don't really know. Humans are just naturally slaves to their primal urges, but I was certain that Orion was smart enough to repress those urges. You think you know someone you've worked with on a killer case."
Once again the ones leading were Oruma and Romystal, the former was giggling up a storm as Orion was still squeezing Uma's butt as he kept feeding her. With the girl moaning as she swallowed a piece of steak, Krystal then tossed the fork. "Okay, this is taking too long."
"What are you-" Roman asked as Krystal then slammed the plate in his face, the brute horking down the stuff on the plate before Krystal slammed the cleaned platter down on the table.
"And with that, Krystal and Roman win round 2!" Greg calls as Krystal gave a slit throat gesture to Orion and Uma, Roman meanwhile wiped his mouth. "Its all tied up as we head into our final round of the challenge, will the leading teams score a decisive finish? Will Ryo and Linka make a comeback? Find out after the break."
The teams were now outside, standing in front of tables with clothes covering the contents. "Okay guys, as it stands we have a tie for first between Orion and Uma..." the team was talking dirty to each other. "and Krystal and Roman." that team had Krystal trying to go strangle the first team with Roman holding her back. "It all comes down to this last game, if Ryo and Linka win this part. Then nobody will be free from tonight's vote." Greg told them, "Okay, teams remove your cloths and you'll find the last part of the challenge."
The teams did so and gasp, seeing numerous wooden carvings of all the eliminated players and a pole.
"You're task, is to use the heads in front of you to create a totem pole of the losers of this season in the order they were eliminated from the competition. And go!" Greg shouted that last part.
The teams each began their totem poles.
"Slow and steady I suppose?" Linka questioned as she held a Post head.
"Nope." Ryo said as he already slid the Johnny and Deena head onto the pole, "Hand me Paige."
"Okay, so we know Johnny was out first. Then wasn't Roman voted second?" Uma questioned, not seeing his face.
"I think they're going with who bit it in the Dark Forest." Orion said.
Roman quickly started his team's totem pole, having spent the entirety in the Dark Forest he memorized came in last in each redemption challenge. "Then after Griff, we had the Sweeper where Brian fell." he said as he put the party dude's head on the pole.
Orion and Uma quickly caught up to Roman, which was easy since his partner never stopped kept her eyes off them. Uma groaned before turning the rich girl, "Look here money bags, when are you gonna accept that your boy left you? Just move on already!"
"Typical Uma, doesn't care that about the people she hurts when she flaunts her sexuality around!"
Orion stepped in front of Uma, "She is not why we broke up!" he exclaimed to Krystal.
"Oh right, because you can't handle the responsibility that comes with dating a member of high class society." she sassed.
"Well I'd rather have no class than be with a girl that has to be waited on hand and foot and complaining about every little thing." Orion said, "All you ever did here was complain about the dirt and lack of Wi-Fi."
Krystal and Orion got into each other's faces, "High class people deserve high class stuff, they shouldn't have to toil away in this no where camp dealing with ungrateful geeks like you who's first girlfriends are always on a tiny screen!"
"Krystal can you please hand me Rose?" Roman asked after he put the Grace head on.
"Good idea, I'll use the real carpenter's dream!" Krystal grabbed the Rose head and chucked it at Orion, who ducked letting Uma take the hit.
"AH MY BOOB!"
"Real mature." Orion shook his head at Krystal, before getting bonked on the head by a Grace head. Soon Orion and Krystal were throwing wooden heads at each other, their partners trying to calm them down.
"Krystal! Chill!" Roman exclaimed as he held up the rich girl.
"PUT ME DOWN SO I CAN RIP THEIR HEADS OFF!"
Orion was trying to go at Krystal, but the handcuffs kept him from going near her. Uma rolled her eyes, "I swear I'll never understand relationships."
"And the bitter exes' squabbles give Ryo and Linka the opening they need." Greg said, the other teams look to the detectives who just put the last head on their totem pole. (The order, from bottom to top. Johnny, Deena, Paige, Post, Griff, Brian, Maybelle, Grace, Rose, and Andrius) "Ryo and Linka are victorious!" Linka cheered as Ryo smiled slightly. "And with that its a three way tie, meaning nobody is safe from tonight's vote. Interns, uncuff them." Greg ordered, an intern then came up to each team and unlocked them.
Krystal cried into her pillow, Linka and Ryo watching over her. "I just don't know what to do now, I lost the only boy I ever loved."
"Don't be so upset, almost all first relationships end horribly." Ryo said.
"Not helping honey." Linka told him, she then turned to Krystal, "Look, maybe he just wasn't the one. If he just left you for someone with big boobs, then maybe its best you forget him. Maybe you're forever boy is out there somewhere, maybe not here."
With Orion, he and Uma were making out on his bed. Just then Roman came in, interrupting the two. The girl smiled flirtatiously at him "Oh Roman, I didn't think you'd want in. You wouldn't mind right O-"
"Can it Uma, if you guys are voting for that toxic rich girl Krsytal. I want in." Roman told them.
"Really?" Orion asked.
"She's so annoying, how did you survive weeks with her?" Roman questioned.
"I have no idea." Orion said.
"So that makes it 3 vs 3." Uma said.
"Yeah, Ryo was not very pleased about my decision." Orion said, "But I'm not worried, I can beat Krystal in any tie breaker challenge. Poor girl has no camp experience, I feel kind of bad she has no real life experience."
"Alright, lets just get to the votes already." Roman said as he left the two alone.
"Well now that he's gone, shall we get back to the fun?" Uma looked to Orion.
"Uh actually you go on ahead, I gotta do something real quick." he told her before kissing her cheek.
"Okay, don't be too long." Uma said before sauntering out, leaving with a loud smack on her ass.
Back with Krystal, Linka and Ryo had already left for the campfire ceremony. She wiped her face, her sleeves stained in wet make up. She heard a knocking on the window, she went over to it and opened it up letting the person on the other end hop in...
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... Orion with a big smile, "You should totally be an actress honeybuns."
Krystal chuckled, "Oh please, you're the one who should be nominated for an Oscar."
The two then embraced each other and kissed each other with great passion, Ryo walked back in with a light smirk as he brought in Linka "Didn't I tell you not to worry."
"Yeah, you were right."
Orion and Krystal stop their kiss, much to each other's dismay, before turning to the mystery solving pair. Orion sighs to himself, "Figures nothing gets past you Ryo."
"Why didn't you tell me they were actually still dating?" Linka questioned her boyfriend.
"Well I didn't wanna ruin their performance." Ryo said.
"We should get to the campfire ceremony before Uma gets suspicious." Orion said, "Later my cashmere cutie." He pecks Krystal on the cheek.
"Later my smart stud muffin." Krystal pecked his cheek in return "Don't forget your idol." She handed him one of their immunity idols. Orion then leaped back out the window, leaving his girlfriend and friends. Krystal looked to Ryo and Linka, "Let's get rid of an annoying slut."
(At the elimination ceremony)
The final six sat down, Uma on Orion's lap making out with the male twin. Krystal digging her manicured nails into the stump she was sitting on as she watched this display of PDA.
"Campers, tonight 6 campers become 5. One of you is heading home, never to set foot in the camp again. Uma can you quit grinding on Orion's lap?" Greg begged.
"Oh fine." She groaned before sitting down on the stump next to Orion.
"The first camper safe is... Ryo." Greg tossed a marshmallow, the detective caught the marshmallow before tossing it in his mouth. "Linka." The girl caught hers, "Roman." After the brute caught his, Greg looked at the last three campers remaining, "And now we arrive at you three, the center of all of today's drama. Anyway, the next person safe is-"
"Before you continue, there's something I need to do." Orion said as he stood up and walked up to Greg, "I would like to use this," he hands Greg an immunity idol "To save a very special girl."
"I'm guessing you mean-"
"Yep." Orion nodded as Greg took the idol.
"Oh Orion, you shouldn't have." Uma gushed as she went up to Orion and hugged him.
"Uma..." Orion held Uma's face, and told her "... your touch makes me softer than a 10,000 dollar fur coat."
Uma's face melted from flirty to confused "... What?"
Orion pushed her off him, he then turned to Krystal "Come on up babe!" Krystal smiled widely before leaping into Orion's arms.
"Okay what is going on?" Uma asked
Krystal then turned to Greg, "Btdubs Gregory, play this on Orion." She tossed the host her immunity idol.
"Okay I'm lost, what is happening?" Roman questioned.
"It's quite obvious." Ryo told the only returnee left. "Orion and Krystal faked their breakup, and their actions today were for the soul purpose getting them voted." Orion and Krystal were then given safety marshmallows as Ryo finished his explanation "And with the immunity idols they played on each other, they can cancel out everyone's votes so that their's are the only ones that count. Leaving the person leaving the competition is..." everyone looked to Uma, who sat there as realization dawned on her.
"You tricked me!" She exclaimed to Orion" You manipulated me with bed breaking sex for an overly convoluted text plan to get me voted off!" Orion gulped at her angry face, "I have never been more proud!" She pulled Orion into a big hug.
"Okay that's enough out of you." Krystal ripped Uma off her boyfriend.
"Okay, okay. I'm woman enough to know I've been beat." Uma said defensively. "And as a reward for getting me kicked, and for standing up for yourselves. I leave you with these." She ripped off her clothes before her giving them to Orion and Krystal, who looked uncomfortable at the gifts. Uma then turned to the other competitors, "Later assholes." She winked before walking off, with a shake of her hips.
"Well, it seems our main antagonist has finally bit the big one. And I don't mean literally this time. The rest of you, head on back to your cabins. Good night." Greg told them. The campers all headed to their cabins.
Krystal then stopped and looked at the camera, "Uh Dad, if you see this. Please call off the hit men."
(End credits)
16th: Johnny
15th: Deena
14th: Paige
13th: Post
12th: Griff
11th: Brian
10th: Maybelle
9th: Grace
8th: Rose
7th: Andrius
6th: Uma
Remaining players: Orion, Krystal, Roman, Linka, and Ryo.