"Last time on Total Drama: Diamond Lake... the final 6 tried the Tri-Armed Triathlon, with minimal success. The main story though was the apparent break up between Orion and Krystal, the former spent the entire episode making sexy kissy faces with Uma while Krystal took her anger out on Roman.
In the end all three teams won a point leaving nobody safe from elimination, it was then that it was revealed the big Orystal break up was nothing more than a convoluted farce to eliminate Uma. And she went out as she played, horny as hell.
How will things go now that the main bad guy is out? Will Roman survive against the two power couples? And which camper is going to bite it next? Find out on this episode of...
Total.
Drama.
Diamond Lake!"
The camera opened up with a shot of the southern part of the island. The camera flew past Greg and went straight up into the sky and started to drop into the lake. "Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine; you guys are on my mind." The camera dropped down into the lake revealing Orion, who seemed to be looking for something.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see." Orion rises up to get a breath of air, only to knock Brian off of his surfboard.
"I wanna be famous." The camera moved over to the eastern side of the Island, where Rose and Krystal were glaring at each other.
"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then cut to the activity center behind the mess hall, where Grace was listening to Post play music.
"So pack your bags cause I've already won." The camera moved over to a different part of the Activity Center where it revealed Deena and Roman engaging in an intense arm-wrestling match.
"Everything to prove nothing in my way." The camera turned around and headed over to the mess hall while passing Paige, who seemed to be trying to talk to Andrius.
"I'll get there one day" The camera then went to the kitchen, where counselors DJ and Katie were fighting a slop monster.
Cause I wanna be famous." Inside the mess hall, Linka was trying not to gag at the food and Ryo was staring at it with no emotion in his eyes.
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." The camera headed off to the western side of the island, and quickly showed off Johnny and Uma having a contest to see who the better eye candy is.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera stopped at Griff, who was giving Maybelle a piggyback ride, only for him to trip and fall into the water. The water cleared from the camera to show all of the campers around a bonfire whistling the tune.
The episode started as Greg drove a shiny red convertible up a certain road, "Welcome back to Total Drama Diamond Lake, for today's episode we gave our campers the day off to cool down from all the drama and pressure of the competition. For today we're visiting the 11 campers that are out of the running at the new and improved..." he pulls up to a certain resort "Playa del Losers! Shall we see how these fallen campers are doing?"
The scene then transitions to pool, where Andrius and Deena were in the shallow end playing catch. Post and Paige were meanwhile at the smoothie bar getting smoothies, looking as a now visible Griff walked up to the side of the pool with a vial of green chemicals. Paige questioned him, "Is that really necessary?"
"Duh, do you know the stuff that people do in pools?" Griff retorts before dumping the chemicals, "Okay, now to just wait a few minutes till the solution clears up the water of any other fluids. In the meantime, you two should probably get out less you wish to experience some weird side effects." Griff tells the small boy and criminal.
Deena growls as her fun time with Andrius was interrupted, the two climbed out just as the chemicals reach where they were. Andrius rubbed her arm, "Don't worry Dee, we can just hang out inside." he offered.
"I guess." Deena sighs as she wraps an arm around her boyfriend.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" The five people at the pool yelped when out the patio door ran Johnny, "BEES! SO MANY BEES!" he screamed as he swatted a swarm of bees before he leaped off the patio and into the ocean below.
Deena chuckles at the scene, Andrius looked up to her with a deadpanned look "Deena, what did you do?"
"Why Andry, what makes you think I did anything?" Deena feigned ignorance.
"She put a hornet's nest in Johnny's shower." Paige stated as she went inside.
"Killjoy!" Deena exclaimed as the lawyer and scientist left the scene, she looks to Andrius who glared at her. "What? You told me he put honey in your underwear drawer, he deserves a face full of stinging retribution!"
"That doesn't mean you can just violate him with bees!" Andrius retorted.
"Somebody's gotta do it since you can't stand up for yourself." Deena shrugs.
"Hey, I've grown a lot since coming here. I don't need you to fight my battles for me!" Andrius exclaimed.
"Guys, guys, stop!" Post got in between the couple. "Deena, Andrius should be able to complain to you about people without having to worry you're gonna do something horrible to them. Also, you should let him deal with his problems on his own." he told the juvie bird, who sighed in understanding, the rapper then turned to Andrius "And Andrius, although what she did was... a little extreme, be thankful it came from a place of love. She's just looking out for you."
Andrius sighed, "Ok... thanks honey. But please, no more bees."
"Fair." Deena said before she and Andrius held hands as they went inside.
When they were gone Post groaned before taking off his cap and pinching his nose, Griff approached him "Hey Postmaster, is something wrong?"
"Oh nothing, just that ever since Andrius and Deena got reunited they have gotten into a lot of fights lately." Post looks back to the arguments he's had to diffuse between the small boy and juvie girl. "Andrius, if a girl asks, I think it would be nice of the guy get to give his lady a big smoothie. But Deena, nice girlfriends don't demand things.", "Now you each have a peanut butter AND jelly sandwich.", "Deena you shouldn't force your boyfriend to watch something he clearly doesn't feel comfortable watching, and Andrius everyone has their own tastes in movies. Even if they're really, really weird."
"Dang." Griff said.
"Yeah, and that was just yesterday. I don't know how much more I can take of this." Post sighed as he went inside, Griff followed suit.
In the gaming room, Rose was playing pool against the team of Brian and Grace. Grace took aim of the 8-ball, took the shot... and sinks it. "Boom."
"Aw sweet babe!" Brian stated as he hugged his girlfriend, "Team Brace for life!" he cheered as he downed a can of beer.
Grace chuckling at his antics, "Oh stop, you're embarrassing me." she said with a blush.
"Yep, you won... again." Rose said lowly, "How about one last game?" she offered "But this time how about we make things more... interesting?"
"Interesting how?" Grace asked.
"Let's say, the winning team gets 20 bucks each." the blind girl offered.
"Okay then." Grace shrugged.
Brian hummed, "I don't know."
"And the losers have to walk around in sumo suits the whole day." Rose added.
"Deal!" Brian shook the blind girl's hand.
Grace then racked up the balls, "Okay, bet's all set." she lifted up the rack, "Rose you hit first."
Rose then got up to hit; Rose took aim "Going for stripes". Rose tapped the table before gaining a little smirk. She then shot the white ball which sent all the balls flying, this caused every striped ball to go into the holes of the pool table. Brian's and Grace's jaws dropped at the scene before Rose takes aim at the 8-ball, after it sank the game was over in a total squash.
Rose twirled her pool cue like staff before tossing it onto the shelf, "I believe you owe me 40 bucks."
Brian and Grace were still stunned, "Babe, I think we just got hustled." the chillaxer said in realization.
"You might be right." Brian replied as he and Grace held up 20 bucks each, which Rose snatched up.
During all this Maybelle was in the background playing Skee-Ball, and she just got the high score earning a stream of tickets. Maybelle squealed, "Only 850 more and I get a giant stuffed purple whale." she then collected the tickets and put them with the pile she's already amassed.
Meanwhile.
The latest resident of the Playa, Uma, who was only wearing a tiny apron, was in the kitchen placing a tray of lasagna in the oven. She then grabbed a broom and started sweeping the floors, as for her punishment for causing nearly half of the people here to be eliminated she's doing all the staff's work. The apron thing was actually her idea, if she was gonna make up for causing some of the elims she'd at least be sexy while doing it.
She offered other means of making up to the contestants, but they all said it was supposed to be punishment.
Jokes on them, she does all the cleaning at this underground strip club she works at so this is nothing. Just then Johnny came in, panting and dripping ocean water. Uma groaning, "Aw man I just mopped there!"
"Sorry, I've been chased around by bees all day." Johnny said as he walked up to Uma.
"Oh my, did they sting you?" Uma asked worriedly as she examined his face.
"I don't think so." Johnny told him, "Though I think I hit my head when I fell from the patio." Uma gasped at hearing this, "What I had to lose the bees somehow?"
"Aw you poor thing." she cooed maternally as she brought him in for comforting hug, Johnny smiling brightly at the attention he's getting from the hottest girl he's ever seen. The boy wrapped his hands around her, Uma giggling as he grabbed her butt. "Oh Johnny, not while I'm working~"
"I can't help it; you just look too hot in that apron." he told her in a replied in a suave voice.
Uma exchanged perverted smiles with Johnny, "Well, maybe I can squeeze in a quickie while waiting for dinner to cook." she hopped on the counter "You know what to do." Johnny nodded and starts to make out with Uma.
Uma wraps her arms and legs around him "You've gotten so much better at this." she said as she pulled off him.
"I had a very good teacher."
"Aw, how sweet."
Paige walked out of the kitchen, where the others were waiting for dinner. "Okay, dinner's going to be a little while. Uma and Johnny are at it again."
The others groaned, "Let's just order a pizza, they're gonna be in there for a while." Grace said.
"Did someone say pizza?" Deena announced as she brought in a big stack of pizza, the losers all claimed a box. "We got cheese, pepperoni, vegan, pineapple gross, meat lovers." Deena listed off.
"Wait where did you get all this pizza on such short notice?" Andrius asked after he stopped himself from eating a sausage pizza.
"Oh nowhere." Deena said before taking a bite out of a pepperoni.
"As the losers enjoy their pizza dinner, let's hear what they had to say about their time on the show." Greg's commentates.
Johnny: Although my time on the show was shorter than I would have liked, I can't say I didn't do what I came out here to do. Get laid, I mean staying in a five-star resort with smokin hot maids that heed my every request? I think I'm the real winner, since I stayed in this paradise the longest. And on top of that I got the sexiest girl in the entire show as my girlfriend, plus it's an open relationship. Bonus! As for who I want to win? Hmmmm, I guess Krystal. She's pretty and is loaded.
Deena: How do I feel about this camp? Well, it beats being in juvie. I'm not pleased I was the 2nd official boot, but its wasn't too horrible. I mean the team I was on was pretty cool, and I think I've gotten a nice thing going on with Andrius. I mean sure we've had some spats since he got here, but what real couple doesn't have a few fights here and there? I'm betting on Roman to win, he's tough and can crush a man's skull in.
Paige: I believe my time during the show, though brief, was super beneficial to my future. I've learned more about the inner workings of social communications, that most other people are taking more unorthodox ways to achieve their dreams, and I learned what thrash metal is. Gotta say, barbaric but kind of entertaining. But don't let my low placement fool you, I've got a case I'm working on that will allow me and the other losers here to return to this game once the season has come to a close. I think any of them have the potential to win, but according to the statistics the likeliest outcome is Ryo.
Post: How would I say I feel for my time here... grateful. When you're trying to spread the message of positivity and tolerance, you'll take any recognition you can. Some people don't even make it on TV, and there are countless others that applied for this season, and out of all of them they picked me to be on the show. And because of the producers taking a chance on me, I'm getting my message out to even more people. Only together can we make a brighter, more positive future. And for that, we need a nice champion. I vote for Linka.
Griff: When I first stepped into that camp, I was poor little boy trying to figure out a way to undo the terrible skin condition that was brought upon me by my pursuit of scientific discovery. But now, I sit here as the devilishly handsome gentleman you see before you, surrounded by the homo sapiens I proudly consider my friends. But to be honest, I kind of miss being invisible. I get to sneak into movie theaters without having to pay, I pull the most epic scares on Halloween, plus I was able to rob several banks and no one could tell it was me! Now I got a new dream, to find out how I can regain my invisibility... but also, be able to turn back to being visible and vice versa. YES! That's my character arc, that's my entire reason for existence! To have FULL CONTROL OVER THE LAWS OF NATURE! That's why I am! GRIFFON! JACKSON! THE THIIIIIIIRD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ Linka for the win.
Brian: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, it was like... so righteous to be here man. I got so many new bros, and lady bros. I got a super chill girlfriend, and I all you can eat breakfast every morning at Playa del Losers. What more can a bro ask for? As for who I want to win... probably one of my old Panther bros, Orion man. He's smart and mellowed Krystal, far out huh?
Maybelle: Coming onto this show was so much fun, and I get to spend it with my brother. He and I have been best friends even before we were born, we had so many fun times in the womb. If only I can remember what happened, anyway I'm happy that Orion's still in the running. Anyway, now that Orion's got a girlfriend. Time for me to get a boyfriend, let's just check the list. (She pulls out a list of the boys) Ok here we go, Andrius and Brian are already taken, Griff is married to his science, and Post said he has to focus on his music. (Sigh) All that leaves is Johnny, oh man he's so hot. Why are the rudest guys always the handsome ones? Anyway, I'm fully behind my brother to win. Palmers stick together.
Grace: How would I describe my time here... alright. The people are cool, the food was nice, plus I got a cool boyfriend. Though I wish I got farther in the competition, but hey most people never reach the top ten. As for the winner, I think Roman. He's come a long way from a copy of Eva.
Rose: My father said I was insane for signing up on this show, said I was too small, fragile, and helpless for a show as cruel as this. Even when he saw me whip 20 huge underground fighters into oblivion, he still thought I was just a tiny helpless blind doll that needs constant surveillance. I swear he's going to freak when he meets my new boyfriend Roman, I so wish I can be able to see that. And to see Roman win, he really needs the money for his sons.
Andrius: I... don't really know what to say. This show has done more for me than any activity my parent's signed me up for. I made friends, got the courage to talk to people, and got the courage to stand up for myself. I also got myself a lady, granted she's more of a feral territorial hyena than a girl, but she's mine. I just wish we didn't fight so much; I mean I get fights are a part of all relationships, but I don't think any of my parents' arguments ended with dad getting a police baton into a very uncomfortable place. Anyway, I think Roman will win. He's my friend, I'll always support him.
Uma: My time on this show can be summed up in 2 words... hot... and sexy. Everyone was so nice, and they were amazing in the parts that counted. I tried 22 new dicks, and I got a pretty neat boy toy to call on whenever I want to fuck. Johnny has gotten so much better since we started our open sexual relationship, I'm sure my family will love him. Did I ask to be the season's villain? Hmmm, no. But I must say I made one fine ass baddie, sure all the people I had booted are making me do chores but they know it was nothing personal. Plenty of others TD villains have done way worse, I think I was pretty tame. Except for when I'm high on heroin and I've got a cutie pie in bed, then I'm as wild as a college frat party. Ah those were good time. So, for who wins... I say either those cuties Orion and Krystal.
"Dinner's ready!" Uma came out of the kitchen with a piping tray of lasagna, frowning deadpanned at the others eating pizza while she stowed away over a hot stove. Johnny coming out after her as he wrapped an apron around his waist, she shrugged to her boy toy "Oh well more for us." she and Johnny sat down and grabbed a couple forks, the two hottest losers then started spoon feeding each other.
Just then the doors opened dramatically, the losers gasping when Greg walked out of a cloud of smoke. "Greeting's failures, you're probably wondering what I'm doing here. Just wanted to let you guys know, you'll all be a deciding factor in who will be living with you guys." the losers muttering to each other after hearing this.
"So how are we doing this? Do we put in a vote or..." Paige wondered what they'll be doing.
"Nope, instead we're gonna have a little challenge. Meet me outside at the beach in your swimwear in 1 hour, that should give you guys enough time to finish eating and digesting." Greg turned to leave, "All of you!" he repeated as he stared at the losers who were wearing only aprons.
Uma looked to the losers, "What was that for?" the others sans Johnny giving her 'really?' looks.
(1 hour later)
Soon the losers were arriving to where Greg told them too, where they found an obstacle course hovering over the water. It looked to go in a big circle, with small stepping stones that led to spinning chairs, after that it was a climbing wall, then wobbly turn table, then some monkey bars, followed by two lob sided trampolines, and finishing with a very loose hanging rope bridge before starting the course all over again.
"Come on in guys!" Greg greets the losers as they arrived. "Alright losers, in just a few minutes you guys will shatter the dreams of one of the remaining contestants. To determine whose dreams are crushed, you guys will be playing in teams of two as you traverse the obstacle course. One team will start, once they finish the first obstacle the next team starts. This will continue until every team is on the course, the only way to be eliminated is to have both teammates fall into the water. The last person standing will win the round for their team, the player their team represents is safe, and they are exempt from the next round. We will have four rounds, and whichever team doesn't win their player is out of the running for 5 million dollars." Greg explained the rules. "Yes, Maybelle?" he calls to the girl who had her hand raised like a kid in a classroom.
"So do we pick our teammates or-"
"Nope, we already determined the teams on a randomized wheel." Greg told her, "Here are the teams... Brian and Grace" the couple smiled as they hugged each other, "... Post and Griff..." the rapper and scientist high five each other, "Deena and Andrius..." the criminal wrapped her boyfriend in a one-armed hug, "... Johnny and Maybelle..." the Adonis winks at the female twin who looks away with a blush, "... and Paige and Uma!"
"Looks like we're running together." Uma said as she puts her dirty little hands on the lawyer, who murmurs under her breath at the contact from the Vegas girl.
"Uuuuh, what about me?" Rose calls out.
"Well Rose, since you have no team then you get to launch dodgeballs at the others." Greg tells her.
"So I get to hit people? Sweet!" Rose exclaims.
"As for the rest of you, come up and pick out which of the Final Five you'll be representing in round 1." Greg directs as an intern walks up with a magician's hat, which he takes off and holds it out. The five teams each pull out a popsicle stick with the name of the person they're fighting for.
Brian and Grace stepped up to the starting platform, during which the obstacles are being soaked in water jets. "Alright, here we go in..." Greg calls out "... 3... 2..." he then pulls out a bullhorn.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The laidback couple start off by Brian bounding off the steps, followed by Grace. Once they were done the team of Post and Griff started their run with both easily bounding through the steps, where they met Grace as she was waiting for Brian to leap off the first spinning chair. Brian spun around till he leaps off, barely hanging on to the second chair as Grace starts journey.
Deena and Andrius then had their turn as Post and Griff started their trek across the spinning chairs, during which the 2 front teams were being pelted by rubber balls from a cackling Rose. The tallest of the losers tried to use his long legs to bound off the chairs, only to get spiked in the head by a ball and end up in a splitz on two chairs. "Ouch, my groin." he groans as he tries to steady himself up.
The couple of Deendrius finish their stepping zone trek as Johnny and Maybelle start, "Good luck babe." Johnny tells Maybelle as he starts, the lady twin moaned after hearing that.
"Say what you want about him, but he sounds sexy af." Maybelle says before following Johnny.
"Tell me about it." Uma replies as she and Paige waited for their turn.
"You're a loon." Paige groaned.
Grace was the first person to get across the spinning chairs, "Woo! Made it, okay Brian lets-" she turns to see Brian hanging by his trunks on one of the chairs. "Seriously?"
"Just go without me babe! I can get myself out!" Brian tells her.
"No, I'm not leaving you!" Grace responds to her boyfriend who was experiencing a terrible atomic wedgie.
"Just go!" Brian orders her.
"Okay." Grace says before she starts scaling across the climbing wall. Post and Griff finish the chairs as they followed Grace on the climbing wall, where they were pelted by falling balls and water cannons.
Johnny meanwhile got to the other side of the stepping stones, he then turns around and catches Maybelle. "Hey." he says in his most suave voice. Maybelle chuckles with a blush, thinking to herself 'Oh man he's so pretty, why am I always attracted to the jerks?'
(BZZT)
Maybelle: I know he's a womanizer but man is he so handsome... Don't look at me! I know you all had sex dreams about him too!
(BZZT)
Brian meanwhile just gets out of his wedgie, "Finally." just then he was knocked to the side by Johnny, sliding off a chair and into the water.
"Sorry Bry." Maybelle apologizes as she follows the pretty boy.
"And Brian's down!" Greg calls out.
Uma and Paige pass by the downtrodden Brian, meanwhile Grace finishes her climb across the climbing wall and gets onto the wobbling table. Keeping herself stable as she walks across the table and lands on the other side. Post and Griff continue their trek as their pelted by rubber balls, Johnny and Maybelle were going across the spinning chairs.
Uma then hopped on the chair next to her, "So, a little birdie tells me you like Johnny." she smugly said.
"GAH!" she jumped but kept on the chair, "Uma, uh no... no I don't think your boyfriend is sculpted like a roman god."
"Don't lie, I know you had dreams about him." Uma told her.
Maybelle sighed, "It was before I knew what a jerk he is, but for some reason I just can't let go of this attraction that I have for him."
"Don't worry, if you want, I could invite you for a very spicy threesome." she saucily offered. "Maybe a little round of hankie should take all those feelings away."
"Yeah right, like I'll be listening to you." Maybelle looked away from the showgirl.
"I'll get you a giant stuffed hamster." Uma added.
"Deal!" Maybelle shook Uma's hand.
"Glad to do business with you." Uma says before pulling Maybelle off the chair and into the drink.
"Maybelle's down!" Greg calls.
Uma finishes the chairs before coming face to face with her boyfriend, "Dude, that was my partner!" Johnny exclaimed. Uma replies by giving him a steamy kiss, Johnny melts into the kiss before he was tossed into the ocean by his lady. He pops his head out of the water, "Man I love that woman."
Grace meanwhile goes across the monkey bars, kicking away any projectiles that come her way. After dropping down on the other end, she leaps onto a lobsided trampoline. She grabs onto the top side of the tramp as she moves across the tramp. Just then Post and Griff fell down when they were on the same side of the wobbling table. "Post and Griff are done!" Greg calls.
Deena meanwhile scaled the climbing wall, with Andrius hanging onto her like a baby sparrow to its mother. The boy also doubling as a human shield against the rubber balls thrown by Rose. "How you holding up back there Babe?" Deena asks.
"Fine!" Andrius tells her as he was hit in the head by a rubber ball. "Though can we hurry it up? I'm getting gym class dodgeball flashbacks!"
"Relax! This isn't the first time I've climbed something while carrying a human!" Deena replies, "They were never this whiny."
"Hey!" Andrius cried just before he was conked in the head by flying Chinese history textbook, "OW! Around 220 B.C.E., Qin Shi Huang, also called the First Emperor, united China. He masterminded the process of uniting the existing walls into one. At that time, rammed earth and wood made up most of the wall. Emperor after emperor strengthened and extended the wall, often with the aim of keeping-" this out of nowhere history lesson caused Deena to fall asleep and fall off the wall, taking Andrius with her.
"Deena and Andrius are out, that only leaves Grace and the full team of Paige and Uma!" Greg calls out as Grace arrives at the hanging rope bridge. The chillaxer starts to climb across, just then Uma and Paige arrived and started climbing across.
"I don't know... how much... more my arms... can take..." Paige pants.
"Just hang on Paige, this one's easy." Uma tells her.
"Good luck with that." Grace states, "I've got stamina for days!"
"That's what Brian said when we boned after the softball challenge." Uma smirks.
"What?" Grace questions with a dark look.
"What?" Brian questioned with a confused look, "I never did it with her... did I?"
"You would not believe how lou-"
"GYAAAAAAAHHH~" Grace screams as she tackles Uma into the drink. They popped out of the water with Grace strangling the showgirl, "GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO POP YOUR HEAD OFF!"
The girl cackled with a blush at being choked, "Because I lied!"
"What?" Grace stopped strangling when she heard this.
"And thanks to Uma's bluff, Paige is the last one standing! Uma and Paige win round 1!" Greg announces, Paige meanwhile lets out a tired pant before falling into the drink.
"So, you never..." Grace wondered.
"Nope, though the thought has crossed my mind multiple times. Nothing ever went further than one blowjob." Uma replied.
"Sometimes it's really hard to tell with you when you're lying." Grace grumbled.
"I know." Uma says as she pulls Paige to shore.
"Uma, if you can hand me your popsicle stick, we'll see who you and Paige were representing." Greg states as he held out a hand as he approached them, Uma pulls the stick out of her cleavage and hands it to him. The host then pulls out a hanky and wipes it before looking at the name on the stick, "And the first person going into the final 4 is...
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... ORION!"
"YES!" Maybelle and Uma shouted.
"Alright guys, take ten to rest up and we'll start round 2!" Greg said as the others arrived on the beach. "But first, for the teams competing in the next round. Time to switch up the players you're fighting for." this caused the losers to complain. "Now now, no wanton complaining." he snapped his fingers and an intern wearing a flamingo hat came up. They removed the hat for the losers to pick their new names.
1st Round
Uma and Paige: Orion *
Brian and Grace: Roman
Post and Griff: Krystal
Johnny and Maybelle: Linka
Andrius and Deena: Ryo
"Alright, round 2 starts in 3... 2... NOW!"
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
This time the team Maybelle and Johnny started off, for being the first team down they're starting the course. Once they finished the steps, Post and Griff started bounding over the steps. Both teams were hit by a barrage of dodgeballs and other water guns, "TASTE ME FLUIDS!" Rose shouted as she sprayed them while they were trying to navigate the chairs.
Uma giggled at that as she and Paige sat on the sidelines, "Phrasing.". Paige shook her head.
Andrius and Deena then joined the party, easily making it to the chairs while Brian and Grace began their second trek. Grace easily flipping from chair to chair, over the other losers. Andrius was slowly inching his way over the chairs, "Nice and steady Andrius... save your strength."
"Got this, got this." Griff said as he carefully stepped from chair to chair, until Rose tossed an anvil at him which he ducked and slipped into a split between two chairs "Mrrrrrrr, not again."
"Thanks." Deena said as he leaped off Griff and landed on the ending platform. She then followed Grace on the climbing wall, where the two leading ladies were getting hit with stuffed animals.
Johnny steadied himself, "Okay, just gotta make one last- WOAH!" he then slipped and hit his head on a chair as he fell to the drink.
"Oooooo, Johnny's out." Greg states.
Johnny pops out of the water, "Are you okay?" he looks up to see Maybelle, "That was a nasty bump."
"Eh, I'm fine. Is my face damaged? That's my third best lady killer." he asks.
Maybelle checked, "Hmmmm, still handsome." she got lost in his eyes for a few seconds before shaking her head, "Although you might have a slight bump, but it should heal."
"Oh, that's good." he sighs in relief, "As long as there's no major damage."
"Yeah..." Maybelle stared at him until she was knocked off her chair by a speeding Brian, "WOAH!" she landed on Johnny, much to her embarrassment.
"Sorry Dude!" Brian states before he makes it across the chairs. But just as he was about to start the climbing wall, he was hit with a giant stuffed penguin that knocked him off.
"Johnny, Maybelle, and Brian are all down. That only leaves Post and Griff, Andrius and Deena, and Grace." Greg reminds the players.
Andrius finishes inching along the chairs, just as the all-dude pair makes it across. The three of them started climbing wall portion, meanwhile Deena and Grace were having a tussle on the wobbling table. Deena had Grace in a headlock, which the lumberjill got out of by sweeping the criminal's leg before going for a leg drop. Deena managed to avoid it, she then got up and went for a kick. But Grace ducked it and kicked Deena in the rear, causing her to fall off into the water.
Grace sighed in relief, but just as she got up, she was jumped from behind by Deena's boyfriend Andrius. "GAH! GET OFF ME!" she yelped as he blinded her and she stumbled around the table till she fell off. Taking Andrius into the drink with her.
"And with that, the winners of round 2 are Post and Griff!" Greg announces after the wipeout, the rapper and scientist bumped fists after they cleared the climbing wall. The rapper then cannonballed into the water, while Griff did a backflip. Once they reached the shore, "Now let's see who you guys were fighting for this time..." he said as Post handed Greg their stick "The second person going to the final 4 is...
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"HAZZAH!" Griff celebrated, happy one of the first people to accept his former invisibility.
As Griff and Post joined Uma and Paige, Greg tells the remaining players of the challenge "Alright, the remaining three teams pick out who you're gonna play for next." the same intern came up wearing a crown, they held it out for the teams to pick their new players.
Round 2
Post and Griff: Linka *
Brian and Grace: Krystal
Andrius and Deena: Ryo
Johnny and Maybelle: Roman
BRRRRRRR
The third round started off, each of the three teams were able to get through the stepping stones. Andrius and Maybelle both went slowly across the spinning chairs, meanwhile Grace quickly bounded through the chairs. Johnny on the other hand was tiredly going over the chairs, "Man, did I somehow gain weight during the break between rounds?" in turns out he was unwittingly carrying Deena who stowed away on his back.
While Grace was scaling the climbing wall, Johnny panted as he got to the end. Deena then hopped off him, "Thanks for the ride." she thanked him before punching him in the chest. This knocked him back into the drink.
"HEY!" Maybelle exclaimed before she leaped at Deena, who side stepped her and she ran off the side of the platform and falls into the water.
"Johnny and Maybelle are out!" Greg states.
Deena starts her next trek along the climbing wall, as does Brian and Grace, all three of them were splashed by a torrent of water while they were used as target practice for sports balls. Like tennis balls and volleyballs being spiked at them, "GAH! EE! AH! OOO!" Brian exclaims at the hits he's taking.
"Hold your ground Babe!" Grace tells him, just then she got spiked in the butt by a golf ball. "WHO DID THAT!?" she screamed at the interns.
An intern with nerdy glasses and a bowl cut whistled innocently. Andrius by now finished the chairs and easily scaled across the climbing wall, Brian got closer to the end of the wall. But then he slipped and hit his face on the platform as he fell into the drink.
Andrius then started walking down the wobbling table, "Steady... steady..." just then he was tackled by the scuffling Deena and Grace, and all three of them slid off the table and into the ocean.
"I think we're gonna need to look at the instant replay on this one." Greg says as the replay came up and in order of the players that touched the water... Deena...
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"And by the slimmest of margins, Deena and Andrius are our winners of round 3!" Greg announced.
"Sweet!" Deena said as she popped out of the water.
Andrius and Grace followed suit, the former holding his head "Oooow."
"Come on honey." Deena helped him to shore, "By the way Greg, here." she hands the host their pop stick.
Greg takes the stick, "And with this win... Roman's going to the final 4!" he announced.
Andrius smiled, "At least my friend's one step closer."
Greg then faced the remaining teams, "Brian & Grace, Maybelle & Johnny. For our final round you guys will be racing the course to finish one lap, whoever does that will win the final round. But if both teams fail, then the person who falls closest to the end will score the victory for their team, and the camper they represent will be the final member of the Fantastic 4. Now come collect your final names then take ten." Greg told them as the intern came one last time in a cowboy hat with two large sodas attached to it, taking two big gulps before holding it out for the teams.
Round 3
Andrius and Deena: Roman *
Brian and Grace: Krystal
Johnny and Maybelle: Ryo
(After the five minutes)
Brian and Grace went up the ramp to the start course, leaving Maybelle and Johnny on the shore. The female twin looked to her partner, "Okay, we may have not had good runs so far, but-"
"Oh just forget Maybelle, it's hopeless." Johnny said in an uncharacteristically down voice as he sat down on the ramp.
"Hopeless?" Maybelle questioned. "Come on aren't you being a little negative?"
"Face it May, we're never gonna beat Mr. and Mrs Lumberjill in a race." Johnny sighed. "What can we do?"
Maybelle then told him, "Come on man, did Sailor America give up against the evil Universia?"
"I don't watch anime."
"Did Bronson give up when Snoopi cheated on him with the bartender?"
"That didn't happen."
"Did you give up when Uma called you a narcisstic one trick stallion?" she tried.
"Did she really call me that?" Johnny asked hurt at the name.
"Look I'm trying here." Maybelle exclaimed, pinching her nose at his stubbornness.
Just then she felt a hand on her shoulder, she looked back to see Uma "If you really want to motivate him, trying using your feminine wiles. Trust me he'll do anything for the attention of a woman."
"Except eating broccoli or robbing a bank... or murder." Johnny commented.
Maybelle murmured but figured what she had to do, "Johnny, if you try to help our team win this last round... I'll give you a kiss?" the Adonis made a small noise of motivation. Uma gave her the 'A little more' gesture, she hummed in thought before blushing mad as she whispered in his ear.
This caused him to perk up before slamming on the ramp, "LETS DO THIS!" he ran up the ramp.
Maybelle turned to a smug Uma, "You, are a demon."
"That's exactly what your brother and his girlfriend said, now get moving. You have a challenge to win." Uma pushed Maybelle up the ramp.
Both remaining teams stood at the starting line, "Okay, we start the final round in 3... 2...1... GO!"
BRRRRRRRRRR!
And they're off, both teams over the steps and onto the spinning chairs. Grace was carefully stepping from chair to chair, knowing this last round is a race she decided to be extra careful. Brian was steadying a chair before leaping to the next one. Johnny used his tall figure to step into the center of each chair, with Maybelle nearly slipping off one before grabbing onto the back of the chair.
During all this the interns and Rose were still tossing various balls and squirting water at them. Grace was the first one to clear the chairs as she awaits her partner, Maybelle meanwhile slipped off a chair. But was caught from falling into the water by Johnny, who pulled her up by the collar of her one-piece suit. "Thanks, Johnny." she said gratefully.
Johnny replies, "Thank me later after we win." before he led Maybelle to the finishing chair and they move onto the next climbing wall.
"Come on babe!" Grace urged.
"Almost there..." Brian made one last ditch leap, nearly missing the platform but Grace manages to grab his arm and pull him up.
"And now both teams are at the climbing wall, surely this will be a fight to the finish." Greg says as the teams scaled across the wall, where a trio of interns were now dumping food items down on them. Like a helping of spaghetti that lands squarely on Grace's face, a pie that nails Maybelle.
She licks up the pie filling, "Ooo, coconut cream."
Also used as weapons was a watermelon that shatters on Brian's head, "GOD THE SMARTS!" he exclaims but manages to hang on, "Thank God for the metal plate in my head, otherwise that would have killed me." Johnny on the other hand was pelted by a number of meatballs, some getting on his face. Normally he would freak at his money maker getting defiled, but he has too much at stake here. He grimaces as he keeps getting sauce on his face as he keeps climbing.
Soon the first person to finish the climbing wall was Grace, followed by Maybelle. As the girls balanced themselves on the wobbly table, the boys were still getting pelted by food. Brian laughing as Johnny got a face full of salad, which Johnny replied with an apple to his dome. This caused the party dude to be hung up on the wall by his foot, "PREDICAMENT! PREDICAMENT!" he screamed as he flailed around.
Grace groaned, "I swear that boy can party hard and pull sick pranks, but he's seriously useless in athletic competition." she then turned around and had a slap fight with Maybelle so she can pass her, she then fell off the table and into Johnny's arms.
"Hey." he smugly greeted, before she kneed him in the balls. "Oooooooo." he groaned as Grace left him to lean against the table in pain.
"If he's dick's damaged I will kill you!" Uma yelled at Grace, who ignored her and climbed over to where her boyfriend was.
"Come on..." she groaned as she pulled him upright.
Brian then got his foot out of the foothold, "Thanks, babe."
"After this we got to work on your upper body strength."
"Agreed."
Soon the pair had caught up with Maybelle and Johnny on the hanging rope bridge, "It all comes down to the final obstacle, a fall here will make or break these teams." Greg commentates.
The two remaining teams were fighting for dominance on the bridge, the 4's scuffle caused the bridge to be flipped upside down. They were hanging onto the rope railings, Maybelle and Grace used their legs to keep some of the pressure off their arms. Johnny and Brian meanwhile were dead hanging, kicking at each other.
"Just give up John, your rugged good looks can't beat the love me and Grace share!" Brian exclaimed to Johnny.
"Shut up you!" Johnny retorted as he delivered a hard kick to Brian's side. The party boy groaned as he struggled to keep himself up.
"HEY!" Grace yelled as she punched Johnny in the face.
"OW!" he exclaimed.
"Hey don't hurt my partner!" Maybelle cried before she slapped the lumberjill, who slapped her back. Brian groaned, just then he was shot in the gut with a basketball.
"DOW!" Brian yelped before he grabbed onto the closest thing he could, which was Grace which put even more strain on her arms and legs. "Can we hurry this up? I don't think my ribs can take anymore abuse." he squeaked out.
"Just... a few more... feet..." she said as she slowly pulled herself across the rope bridge.
"Come on John!" Maybelle said as she was almost at the end.
"I'm tryin-" he was interrupted by a falling safe that sent him down into the drink, which also ripped a whole in the bridge where Grace was hanging on. This sudden jolt caused Grace's legs to slip, so now she was free hanging by her arms with her boyfriend still hanging onto her waist.
"WOAH!" Grace yelped at the sudden jolt.
Brian gripped harder as the straps on Grace's bathing suit began to tear, "OH GOD! I DON'T WANT TO DIE! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I NEVER GOT TO DO! THINGS I NEVER GOT TO SEE!" he screamed before the straps broke and Brian slid down to Grace's ankles, this shocked him, Grace, and the losers. Uma and Johnny looking intrigued as Brian muttered "That wasn't on the list."
Grace's face was bright red and her arms gave out from the embarrassment of what just happened, leaving Maybelle to finish the rope bridge and land on the finish platform. "And with that very unexpected incident, Maybell wins it for her team!"
Maybelle jumps around happily at the finish line, "YES! YES! WE WON!" Johnny meanwhile crawled up on shore to where Uma waited for him before she pulled him in for a steamy wet kiss.
Grace and Brian popped their heads out of the water, Brian looking worried towards Grace "Sorry babe, I-"
She pressed a finger to his mouth, "Don't worry about it, just stay quiet until we get back to our room. Then you can make it up to me."
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(2 hours later)
Ryo looked to the front entrance of the Playa, "Well, this I didn't see coming."
Final Round
Maybelle and Johnny: Krystal *
Brian and Grace: Ryo
(End credits)
16th: Johnny
15th: Deena
14th: Paige
13th: Post
12th: Griff
11th: Brian
10th: Maybelle
9th: Grace
8th: Rose
7th: Andrius
6th: Uma
5th: Ryo
Remaining players: Orion, Linka, Roman, and Krystal