"Last time on Total Drama: Diamond Lake... we left the campers to look at how the losers were living their lives at the new Playa del Losers. Not sure why since we had the exclusives to do that, but we needed an episode so that's the best we got.
Anyway, we saw that Griff kid was still being a weird scientist after he regained his visibility, also that small boy and prison girl's ship is shaky while the two eye candies are now a thing that will surely raise the rating of this story to an M. And on top of that, we had the losers determine the losers in a tag team challenge. Which turned out to be the resident detective himself, Ryo. Probably the only way he reasonably could be eliminated, that kid is smarter than any TD character in both canon AND fanon."
The camera then flashed to see Chef, in his famous garb, standing in the kitchen holding a giant cleaver "Now you're probably wondering why I'm doing the recap, and why I'm doing DJ's job. Trust me, I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER! Since Greg is attending his grandma's funeral, DJ's guest appearing in this big fancy cooking show and Katie is visiting her friend at college, I'm in charge for today. You better know what's go for you and watch this next episode of..." Chef raised the cleaver and chopped at a slab of ham, chopping at each word.
"Total!
Drama!
Diamond Lake!"
The camera opened up with a shot of the southern part of the island. The camera flew past Greg and went straight up into the sky and started to drop into the lake. "Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine; you guys are on my mind." The camera dropped down into the lake revealing Orion, who seemed to be looking for something.
"You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see." Orion rises up to get a breath of air, only to knock Brian off of his surfboard.
"I wanna be famous." The camera moved over to the eastern side of the Island, where Rose and Krystal were glaring at each other.
"I wanna live close to the sun." The camera then cut to the activity center behind the mess hall, where Grace was listening to Post play music.
"So pack your bags cause I've already won." The camera moved over to a different part of the Activity Center where it revealed Deena and Roman engaging in an intense arm-wrestling match.
"Everything to prove nothing in my way." The camera turned around and headed over to the mess hall while passing Paige, who seemed to be trying to talk to Andrius.
"I'll get there one day" The camera then went to the kitchen, where counselors DJ and Katie were fighting a slop monster.
Cause I wanna be famous." Inside the mess hall, Linka was trying not to gag at the food and Ryo was staring at it with no emotion in his eyes.
"Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na." The camera headed off to the western side of the island, and quickly showed off Johnny and Uma having a contest to see who the better eye candy is.
"I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous. I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous." The camera stopped at Griff, who was giving Maybelle a piggyback ride, only for him to trip and fall into the water. The water cleared from the camera to show all of the campers around a bonfire whistling the tune.
The episode started with Orion and Krystal, sitting in the boys' cabin late at night. "You know, if someone told me I would be sitting here in the final 4 of Total Drama, I'd say they were insane." Orion said, looking back on his journey up to this point.
"And if someone said the same to me, I'd be like... duuuuh." She said it like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Well Krys, just a couple more eps till the finale. Think about it, we could be the first couple to reach the season finale together!" He excitedly exclaimed as he held her hands.
"What about All Stars?" Krystal questioned.
"I meant a good season." He explained.
"Fair point." Krystal nodded, "But it's not gonna be easy, we got Linka who is the third smartest of the whole cast. And then we have Roman, the guy who beat every redemption challenge to get here and is probably still harboring some resentment after my not so kind words during the triathlon."
"Yeah, you kind of went overboard that." he said, "But that won't stop us, because when Palmers are up against the wall. That's when we're at our best, and Krystal. I promise you that we are gonna make it to see episode 19!" he promised.
"You're so cute when you're inspirational." Krystal cooed at her boyfriend.
"I am not cute!" he exclaimed before he let out tiny sneeze.
"Awwww, you sneeze like a kitten." Krystal awed, Orion giving her a deadpanned look.
(BZZT)
Orion: (With Krystal sitting next to him) If someone told me a few weeks ago that I would be 2 episodes away from the finale, I'd call you a loon.
Krystal: If someone told me a few weeks ago that I'd be dating this guy (gestures to Orion), I'd have highly trained snipers kill you. But seriously, coming on this show has been a great experience.
Orion: We got to meet so many great people, did things we never thought we'd do. And we were able to bury the three-year hatchet for good.
Krystal: But don't let the lovey dovey stuff fool you, we are 100% laser focused on winning that 5 million. Whichever of us wins, wins.
Orion: Don't expect me to pull any punches at the finale.
Krystal: May the best billionaire win.
Orion: (eye roll)
(BZZT)
Meanwhile, Roman was punching away at a giant oak tree. Linka walked up behind him, "Hey Roman, you got a minute?"
"One sec." Roman told her before he gave one final roundhouse punch that sent the tree tumbling down, "Timber." he commented before turning to Linka, "So what do you want?"
Linka gave him a serious look, "I have a proposal for you, we're the only Grizzlies left against a tight pair in Krystal and Orion. They got this far with their teamwork and planning; Orion was smart enough to get a recommendation from Ryo to join this super elite club of the smartest detectives in the world." Linka said, "And Krystal is the daughter of a trillionaire tycoon, who knows what she's capable of. If you and me are gonna make it to the final 3, we're gonna have to combine our strengths into one unstoppable team. Brains..." she gestured to herself, "And brawn..." she gestured to him "What do you say?" she held out her hand.
Roman thought for a second, "Alright fine." he shook her hand, "But only if it gets that snobby bitch Krystal out."
"You know that was just an act right, to get Uma out?" Linka asked.
"Was it an act?" Roman questioned "Was it an act to make me her personal punching bag?"
"Well... ummmmmm..." Linka looked away for a minute.
(BZZT)
Linka: Orion and Krystal should have consulted Roman about the plan, if there's one thing you should never do is poke an agitated mama bear. Especially if the bear can deadlift a giant oak tree.
(BZZT)
"Look the point is if we don't team up to take down the Diamond Lake power couple then we're screwed, so what do you say Roman... truce until the finale?" she held out a hand to him.
(BZZT)
Roman: Do I know she's aligning with me because I'm freakishly strong? Yes. Do I know once the time comes, she'll dump like last night's trash? Maybe. But I've got no other options so...
(BZZT)
"Truce." Roman sighed as he shook Linka's hand.
"Pleasure doing business with you, we get some sleep. Gotta be up bright an early for tomorrow's challenge." Linka said.
"Good idea, my knuckles are hurting from punching so many trees." Roman looked at the pile of fallen trees.
The following morning, the final 4 campers walked towards the activity field where Chef was waiting for them in his Master Chief uniform "WHERE IN THE NAME OF SAM HILL WERE YOU YAH MISERABLE SACKS OF FAILURE!? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO REPORT HERE AT 0900! AND IT'S 9:05!" Chef belted out at the kids in his bullhorn.
"Why are you dressed like a decommissioned military grandpa?" Krystal asked.
"DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY MISSY!"
"GAH!" Krystal was knocked down, she then handed him a twenty-dollar bill.
"NOT WHAT I HAD IN MIND BUT THAT WILL DO!" Chef yelled before grabbing the twenty. "Now for today's challenge, you guys will split into two teams. And will compete in 5 different challenges, best 3 out of five moves onto the final 3. The losers will battle it out for the remaining spot, love birds you are team A. Angry kid and boy Ryo, you're team B."
"You think after nearly a whole season he'd learn my name." Linka commented.
"DROP AND GIVE ME 20 MATHEWS!" He shouted in her ear, Linka quickly dropped down and started her pushups.
"Do you have to do that every time one of us speaks?" Orion questioned.
"WAS THAT BACKSASS SOLDIER!?" Chef screamed in Orion's face.
"SIR NO SIR!" Orion fearfully saluted.
Chef then faced Roman, "And what do you have to say, private?" Roman didn't speak to him, "I SAID WHAT DO-" Roman snatched the bullhorn and tossed it into the forest. Chef and Roman glared machetes at each other before Chef cackled, "AHAHAHAHAHA! I love this kid!" he patted his back.
"Just tell us the first challenge." Roman said impatiently.
Chef deadpanned before he told the kids, "For you the first part of the challenge, the teams will be running up and down the activity field, while carrying those canoes over their heads." the final four saw two canoes at the far side of the field. "Whichever team completes the most laps with their canoe before dropping wins the first point. Assume your positions!"
The remaining campers ran to the canoes and picked them up, Orion & Krystal lifting up a pretty pink canoe with sparkles and unicorns. Orion looked to Krystal, "Don't look at me I didn't do this." she told him. Roman meanwhile lifted up a grey canoe decorated with stickers of food, Linka hanging onto the seats by her legs and arms.
"Onward to victory!" Linka cheered.
"Alright, we begin in..." an intern came up at him, having gotten Chef's bullhorn back "NOW!" Chef yelled into the bullhorn. And the campers were off to the races, Roman sprinting off carrying the canoe.
Orion and Krystal on the other hand lightly jogged as they carried their canoe, "Babe, they're getting away." the rich girl told him.
"Relax Honey, this is a marathon not a race." Orion explained, "Sooner or later Roman's gonna tire himself out from carrying the full weight of the canoe, and I doubt Linka's petite stature will help her carry their cargo. Trust me if we just keep a slow and steady pace, we'll outrun them."
"If you say so." Krystal replied.
Roman completes the first lap for his team, now he runs back to the starting point. Sending a dark glare to Krystal as he passed them, with the girl squeaking as she turned away from him. A flash transition shows that Roman and Linka has completed 5 laps, well Roman did, and Orion and Krystal have just finished their 3rd lap.
"We're 3 minutes into the challenge and Roman and Linka are so far leading it off 5 laps to 3, I'm Landon and this is my broadcast partner Ruth." Landon said into the camera as she held up a water bottle like it is a microphone.
"What is this for again?" Ruth questioned.
"Well someone's got to spice this challenge up, watching people run up and down a field gets boring after a while." Landon told her before pulling out a remote.
Ruth sighed before she held up a wooden spoon, "You could have gotten actual microphones for this?"
"Well Celine and Britney took them for karaoke and forgot to put them back, so make do." Landon said before pushing a button, which activated the sprinklers. Causing them to douse the teams in water, Krystal having to bite her lip at the water getting on her expensive clothes.
Ruth rolled her eyes before she faced the camera, "Well my partner just turned on the sprinklers, this would make doing the laps a challenge. When did you change the settings?"
"This morning." Landon laughed as he sprayed Roman in the face.
"You're a child." Ruth groaned.
"Awwww." Landon wrapped an arm around her, "I love you too."
(BZZT)
Krystal: This dress is DRY CLEAN ONLY! I'M GONNA KILL THAT INTERN!
Ruth: Ever since he had sex with Uma, he's like a different person. I miss the sweet little Landy that asked me to go swimming in the lake every other night, and then have a late-night picnic on the dock.
(BZZT)
Despite the surprise sprinkler attack, Roman kept carrying the canoe. He finished the 6th lap and is now onto the 7th. Linka was now wedged into the seat of the canoe, trying to hold on as the canoe was getting soaked from the sprinkler assault.
"Keep going Roman!" Linka urged.
Roman huffed, "Gonna take more than a few sprinklers to slow me down." Just then Landon pressed another button which brought out some tennis ball launchers, which started shooting tennis balls at the teams. Roman's resolve was still strong as he was pelted with tennis balls, meanwhile Krystal had pulled out a tiny umbrella from her purse which she used to deflect any tennis balls that came her and Orion's way. Don't ask why she has her purse on hand.
"And now the teams are getting pelted by tennis balls and water sprinklers, not sure how we got clearance for this." Ruth said into her wooden spoon microphone. "Anyway, I think Roman's starting to slow down. No doubt getting tired from carrying a 100lb canoe over his head and his partner." Ruth noted as Roman was going slower than when he started.
"Maybe, his explosive start gave his team a huge lead but doing all the work himself is seriously depleting his fuel tank. Orion and Krystal on the other hand are pacing themselves, making sure not to expend too much energy." Landon replied as Orion and Krystal started their fifth lap.
"The couple's superior strategy is helping them close the gap." Ruth commented as Orion and Krystal jogged past Roman, who at this point was now slowly walking. His arms were getting seriously sore from carrying so much weight over his head, plus he kept getting pelted by tennis balls.
Roman thankfully was able to finish his team's 7th lap, panting as the veins in his arms started to bulge. "Roman... you okay?" Linka questions as Roman trudged down the field for the 8th time.
"I can... still..." Roman tiredly collapsed.
"WOAH!" Linka let out as she and Roman were now trapped under the canoe.
"And Team Rinka is down." Landon announced as the camera showed Linka's arms struggling to pull herself out, "Team Orystal has the change to win, if they can just beat 7 laps they can take this."
Linka gingerly pushed the canoe up "No I think... I got- WOAH", but was brought down when Orion and Krystal walked over it pushing her down. The smart twin and rich girl complete their 7th lap and jog right passed the grey canoe on the 8th lap, sealing their win.
"GAME OVER!" Chef yelled into his megaphone, "NERD TWIN AND RICH GIRL WIN FIRST POINT!" Orion and Krystal dropped their canoe at the end of the field before hugging each other in celebration. "EVERYONE TAKE FIVE BEFORE WE START ROUND 2!"
Everyone was now in the mess hall, "For your second challenge, teams will be dining on a regular military feast." Chef snapped his fingers, silently ordering the interns to unveil the white blanket. Revealing several garbage cans filled to the brim with various filth and trash.
Krystal gagged at the sight and smell, "Where's the caviar on toast?"
"IN THE WAR YOU EAT WHAT YOU GET!" Chef's megaphone shout knocked her down.
"You know you don't have to do that inside right?" Orion asked.
"I JUST LIKE IT YOU WIMPY SCRAWNY ARMED MAGGOT!" Chef belt out in his face, the boom sending the boy's hat flying away. A bald cinnamon skin intern wearing purple lipstick gave it back to him before rolling away on wheelies.
"Thanks Andre." Orion thanked the intern.
"Whoever finishes the most garbage after 1 minute wins, your time starts-" Chef sounded off an airhorn, and the campers all dove into the trash buffet... except for Krystal who stood there frozen at the sight of the far right trashcan shaking.
Orion saw this as he was about to take a bite out of an old sandwich, "Come on Krystal, this is a team game."
"Orion you know better than anyone about my policy on food that's been in the garbage!" she exclaimed, "Besides how much can trash can the other guys actually eat?" Krystal questioned.
Orion pointed to their opponents, where Roman had just tossed away an trashcan "DONE!" he let out before diving into the next trash can, in which shot with a burst of old soda. Linka meanwhile was slowly chewing on a two day old piece of apple, before dodging a pie cannon. This made Landon droop as he spent 2 hours rigging that, Ruth rolled her eyes as she patted him on the back.
(BZZT)
Roman: Living on the streets I had to make due with what I can get my hands on when it comes to 'dinners', my sense of taste and smell died long ago.
Linka: Okay, so here's the thing. Me, Orion and Krystal have a little scheme going on to get Roman out. I'd have him do a majority of the work for us, so that way when he and I lose he'll be too exhausted to fight back in the sudden death challenge. Is it moral, no. But we all know no one can beat him in a match of strength, so I gotta use the most important muscle: the brain. (she said as she tapped the side of her head)
(BZZT)
Krystal sighed before looking to one of the trashcans, seeing a soda can grow legs and crawling away. She gulped before taking a moldy half eaten corndog, holding it by the stick and shaking as she moved her tongue to lick it. But just as she was about to touch it "EW EW EW GROSS!" she screamed as she threw it at a wall, shaking her hands before pouring some hand sanitizer on her hands and rubbing it furiously.
"Well this is gonna hinder our chances." Orion said as he bite into the old sandwich, "You know this is slightly better than my Grunkle Steve's Stevecakes, they're like pancakes but some of his hair falls into the batter." Krystal's face turned green before she ran to the window and barfed, Orion then stated "Well that didn't help." He then went for another piece of trash but got hit with a glitter cannon.
"Aaaaaand... time!" Chef calls as he stopped a timer. He then observed the trash, "Hmmmmm, with one can finished Roman and Lita win round 2!" Roman nodded before taking a drink of old orange soda.
"Its... Linka." the girl corrected.
"ITS WHATEVER I TELL YOU IT IS!" Chef belted in her face.
Roman & Linka: 1 win
Orion & Krystal: 1 win
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Chef paced around the two teams, all four of them standing on two elevated podiums each while holding watermelons in their hands. Orion, Krystal, and Linka all struggling to keep their watermelons up, Roman not even moving. "We're two minutes into the third round, INTERNS! ADD MORE WEIGHT!" he belted out, and a pair of interns went up to each of them and draped a chain with milk gallons tied on both ends over their necks. The only one to not fall down was Roman, who smirked as Chef declared "ANGRY TEEN WINS FOR HIS TEAM! YOU THREE ARE JUST SKIN AND BONES!"
Roman stepped down before tossing up both watermelons and punching them so hard they formed a little watermelon city, he then grabbed a piece of watermelon and bit into it.
Krystal puffed out, "I can't feel my arms."
Orion countered, "I can't feel my anything."
Roman & Linka: 2
Orion & Krystal: 1
(Later)
The campers were now at the lake, Chef stood at the dock. "ROUND 4 IS WATER SKIING FLAG HUNT! ONE PERSON FROM EACH TEAM WILL DRIVE THEIR SPEED BOAT, DRAGGING THEIR PARTNER THROUGH THIS HERE COURSE WHERE THEY'LL COLLECT AS MANY FLAGS AS POSSIBLE! MOST FLAGS WINS!" the camera panned over the course, where the skier will leap off a ramp, over a hill, slalom though poles, and jump a mechanical shark before going through the finishing goal. "Happy couple you're first."
Orion and Krystal, who were in their swim suits, talked strategy as they walked down the doc. "So what do you think? You drive and I'll grab flags?"
"Actually... you take the wheel." Krystal told him before she stepped into the skis.
"You sure?"
"Hey, I'm the reigning champ in the billionaire's water skiing competition." Krystal told him, "Trust me, I've got this."
"Well, if you say so." he relented before sharing a peck on the lips to Krystal, he then got into the driver seat of the speedboat.
"On your mark, get set..." Chef then fired a gun into the air, making sure to not accidently shoot any passing birds. This signaled Orion to start up the speed boat which shoots into the lake, dragging Krystal off the dock and onto the water. The girl keeping perfectly elegant balance as she's getting dragged to the first obstacle.
Krystal leaped off the ramp, grabbing all 5 flags that were stationed there laughing to herself as she lands a double flip while spinning, Landon and Ruth watching beside Chef held up two 10 signs. Chef meanwhile held up an 8, feeling her feet were a little separated upon landing. But then some red dots at his forehead made him change his mind and held up a ten.
Krystal leaped from the waves made from the boat and did a backside ollie, she was then pulled up the hill and snagged all the flags. Stuffing them with the other flags on the side of her bikini bottom, laughing along the way. Orion looked back at Krystal, smiling to himself as he sees her having some real fun.
(BZZT)
Orion: Wow, I haven't seen Krystal that excited since our first dance.
(BZZT)
The couple then managed to get through the slalom, Krystal grabbing all the flags "I'VE NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE!" Krystal exclaimed, Orion then drove towards the mechanical shark jump. Krystal readies herself as she draws closer to the jump, she then lets go of the handle bar as Orion swerved out of the way leaving Krystal to go off the ramp alone. The mechanical shark popping his head out of the water with a loud roar, Krystal grabbed the flag placed in its teeth before pulling off a triple axle flip with a sky high split kick before landing through the end goal and skiing towards the shore.
Linka and Roman jaw dropped at this, the latter letting out "Okay, that was pretty awesome."
Orion pulled up as Krystal slip out of the skis, "Krystal that was amazing!" he stated as he leaped out of the boat before getting tackled into the water by his girlfriend before she lifted him up and spun him around laughing as she did so.
"HAHAHAHAHA! ORION THAT WAS SO COOL! LETS GO AGAIN!" Krystal screamed as she hugged Orion against her chest, making Orion blush.
"Southeast! The flags." Chef held out his hand, which Krystal place the flags she caught. After he counted, "18 FLAGS FOR TEAM HAPPY COUPLE! SMART GIRL AND FREAKY STRONG TEEN UP NEXT!" Chef yelled into his bullhorn.
"Uh we're right here." Roman said as the camera panned out to show he and Linka were right next to Chef, both in their own swimsuits.
"Just get settled in." Chef told him. The second team got settled in, with Linka at the wheel and Roman on the skis. "On your mark, get set... (BANG!)" Linka pressed the ignition, which shot the boat into the course.
Chef, Orion, and Krystal all winced as they hit all the obstacles, multiple crashes can be heard offscreen before we see Linka looking at the boat which was upside down and on fire, with Roman pushing against the shark's teeth trying to bit down on him. Linka comments, "Well looks like the producers aren't getting their deposit back."
"AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU MAGGOTS LOST! WE'RE GOING INTO THE FINAL ROUND IN 30! IN THE MEANTIME HIT THE SHOWERS, YOU ALL SMELL LIKE HOT GARBAGE AND LAKE WATER!" Chef called out.
Orion & Krystal: 2
Roman & Linka: 2
Linka stood outside one of the showers where steam was spewing from, her grey robe the only thing she wore. "Are you almost done in there?" Linka asked. "The final round starts in 10 minutes."
"Oh relax will you." Krystal waved off to her from behind the curtain, "After this last round Roman will be easy pickings in the losers' challenge."
"I don't know, I still think this isn't right." Orion's voice can be heard from the shower Krystal's shower.
"Ory honey, sometimes you need to fight dirty on a show like this. You weren't complaining when we tricked Uma with our fake break up." Krystal told him.
"I know, but-"
"Know buts, except this one getting some much needed attention."
Linka shook her head, "I'll just go get ready for the final challenge." she said before leaving the showering couple, what none of them knew was that the barrier between the boys' side and the girls' side was moderately thin, you could hear someone on the other side if at most one shower was on. Like Roman did as he stood in his shower stall, feeling hurt by what he heard.
(later)
Now the two teams were hanging upside down on the branches of a really tall tree, both teams on opposite sides of the tree. Chef paced beneath them, "This is an exercise we learned at the academy, right now the blood is rushing all the way down to the crown of your head. Making you feel woozy and distorting your vision, the soldier that lasts the longest will win the final round and earn their team a free ticket to the final 3."
"Okay, this shouldn't be too hard." Orion said, "We got this babe."
"Uh yeah, we do." Krystal responded as she was starting to feel light headed.
"Just hold on."
Meanwhile on the other side, Linka was groaning "Oh man, I don't feel so well." she said before she dropped down...
.
.
... and into the arms of Roman, she looked up and went wide eyed at his scowl. "Roman... I... didn't see you fall." Roman just scoffed before he dropped her to the ground.
"Well that was anticlimactic." Chef said, "ORION AND KRYSTAL WIN THE CHALLENGE!" he belted in his bullhorn. The couple cheered before Orion dropped from the tree, before catching Krystal in a bridal hold and sharing a kiss with her. "ROMAN AND LINKA, YOU GUYS WILL BE FACING OFF FOR THE FINAL SLOT!" he exclaimed to the losers, to which Roman snatched the bullhorn again and broke it over his knee.
"Lets just get this over with." he stomped over to the activity field.
Linka looking to Orion and Krystal, the rich girl questioning "What's his deal?"
Soon Roman and Linka faced each other, only a rope over a pool of banana pudding stood between them. Chef told them, "To finish the day off, the losers will duke it out in a no holds barred tug of war match. The first to fall into the pudding is is automatically discharged from the competition, Roman you ready?" the Samoan puffed like an angry bull, "Linka you ready?" she gave a 'eh' hand motion. "Okay, get ready..."
BANG
At the start Linka starts pulling on the rope with all her might, Roman not even moving as he held onto his side of the rope. Linka gritting her teeth as she tries to outpull the guy who flipped a 3000lb stage, "Grrrrr, come on." Linka groaned before seeing an intern sneak up on Roman.
This was Frank, who was looking for revenge on Roman for being used as a weapon. "SNEAK ATTACK!" he exclaimed before he leaped at Roman, who didn't even look back as he held him away by the face. Frank flailed his arms at Roman as he held the intern back as he kept his hold on the rope.
"If you yell the attack, its not very sneaky." Roman told him.
"Is that allowed?" Orion questioned chef.
"I said, no holds barred didn't I?" Chef replied, Orion and Krystal then shared a look.
Roman tosses Frank away before seeing the challenge winners joining Linka on the rope, chuckling to himself. "Thought I was gonna be easy pickings here didn't yah?" his question made Orion and Krystal gasp, Linka gulping to herself. "That I would be so exhausted after the five part challenge that you'd have an advantage, what wishful thinking."
Frank then ran to the other side and tried to assist Linka in pulling the ropes, but even his help wasn't making Roman budge. "Come on guys, put your backs into it!" he cried as he and the contestants pulled with all their strength.
"Even with the assist of her fellow competitors and Frank, Linka still isn't any closer in moving Roman." Ruth commentated.
"Maybe this will help." Landon said before throwing a football at Roman, who caught it and threw it back with full force knocking Landon into Ruth's arms.
Roman sighed, "Lets hurry this up." Roman made one hard pull, and this caused everyone on Linka's side to be pulled into the pudding.
Krystal biting her lip as she held in a scream at her outfit getting ruined, Linka wiping her face as she saw Roman stand tall before he walked away. "I'd say that was a hard fought fight, but who are we kidding that kid is basically Hercules." Chef pointed to the retreating Roman, "Linka, it was honor to have you on the show. But its time for you to leave." Chef gave her a salute.
Linka pulled herself out of the pool and saluted him back, Orion stood next to her as he held a shaking Krystal. "Well, admittedly that plan was doomed from the start." he sighed.
"Guys, I just want to say. I had a lot of fun competing with you guys." Linka said before she pulled the couple in for a hug. "I may not have won, but I did everything I set out to do. I made friends, found what happened to my dad, and I even got a boyfriend as a bonus. Well, good luck you guys." Linka said before she walked away, "You're gonna need it." she said that last part to herself.
We then flash to see Linka waving back to camp as she was driven away, Chef faced the camera "Another favorite has fallen, showing that in war nothing is set in stone. What's gonna happen when we go into the penultimate challenge? Can Orion and Krystal's love overcome the indominable strength of Roman? You better tune into find out as we head into the last challenge before the finale of Total! Drama! Diamond Lake!"
(End credits)
16th: Johnny
15th: Deena
14th: Paige
13th: Post
12th: Griff
11th: Brian
10th: Maybelle
9th: Grace
8th: Rose
7th: Andrius
6th: Uma
5th: Ryo
4th: Linka
Remaining players: Orion, Krystal, & Roman.