Now it's time for some headcanons focusing on the mascot of Newgrounds himself, Sgt. John Captain, aka Tankman. Sorry if this part is so short, since I don't have as many headcanons for Tankman. I still think you'll like these, though.
1. Captain has ocean-blue eyes and chocolate-brown hair; You just don't see it because of his helmet and goggles.
2. Captain secretly cares a lot about Steve, but he doesn't show it because he's the captain and therefore not supposed to look like a softie.
3. He's been swearing and using dirty words for as long as he can remember. He learned his dirty language from both people he met on the streets and with the help of Urban Dictionary. (He used library computers for that.)
4. He was orphaned at a young age, and learned to take care of himself over the years.
5. Captain likes to write, but he doesn't get much time to do that.
6. His most used phrase is "Ugh", which he utters whenever he's feeling displeasure.
7. His favorite drink is coffee.
8. Captain and his army never dare to go to Nevada, because it's too mad of a place for combat, especially since it's home to a certain mutant zombie clown.
And that's probably it...for now, at least.