?:Greetings Total Drama Fans
said a familiar looking man with a cheesy smile and faded black hair, who was known to most as Chris Mclean, the famed host of total drama.
Chris: We've heard your demands for a new season, and being the lovely people we are, have came up with a new one, see, after last season, we kinda lost wawanakwa.
He said referring to when the island sank due to the mass amount of drilling done to the abandoned summer camp.
Chris: This time starring 16 brand spanking new contestants now fighting it out on a completely deserted island, This is Total, Drama, Pakitiew Island.
We then cut to the familiar intro from the previous seasons. when it gets to the sweeping shot of the season setting, A teen boy with dirty blonde hair stands directly in front of Chris Mclean, whom is shoved off the rock. we then go into the woods, where two identical girls are seen having a slap fight, while a girl with a purple bow in her hair takes a selfie, and a large ginger boy offers the one with the mole a flower, which she rejects harshly. we then cut to a cliff where three drastically different women are standing, one is dresses quite well and is petting a deer, while a cubby blonde makes a disgusted face, the farthest girl, whom is quite plain in comparison, is high fiving the girl with the deer. but then the blonde shoves the snow white esc character off of the cliff. Below a tall black girl in safari clothes is talking with a shorter guy wearing a beanie and orange vest, whom is working with a boy in dark blue clothes to forage for berries, they both then notice the princess girl nearly falling into a thorn bush, before being quickly aided by some birds. the seen cuts to another boy who is putting on hand sanitizer in a hurriedly way, while another with bushy hair is listening to some song on a music player, and finally ends off with a boy in a green and yellow T shirt talking about something to a boy with a dark gray and purple hoodie, and a red head who is more enthralled with her book. The screen transitions via fire, and has all 16 teens grouped up in a circle, whistling the tune of the song.
We then cut to a large blimp similar to the one in revenge of the island, where all the teens were being transported, they had all fallen asleep since the journey was so long, but they had all recently awoke, and were getting ready to meet each other.
A girl in a pink skirt and blouse that resembled a princess's dress went up to grab a biscuit, while humming, as she dipped it into some coffee, meanwhile, a another girl with red earing pulled out some gum, and turned to a chubby boy with purple hair.
Sky: Want some gum?
Max: whatever, but thank you.
He said mindlessly taking the gum, and then spitting it right out.
Max: Gah! Cinnamon, there is no need to be that spicy!
the girl just rolled her eyes and placed her gum back in her pocket.
A boy who was sitting down reading a small book gave a disinterested look, before a boy wearing green and yellow came up to him.
Leonard: Hey, have you ever read Harley Baker?
Dave: No, and I don't think I ever will, it's just childish fantasy.
Leonard: Oh ok sorry for asking...
He went off to find another person who shared his interest in fantasy novels.
Ella: Oh don't fret, I'm sure someone here shares your interests.
Leonard: why thanks, do you?
Ella then shamefully looked at her feet.
Ella: I'm sorry, I prefer traditional fairytales and romance novels.
Leonard: Oh that's ok, at least you were kind to me, Most girls turn away when I speak to them, I'm starting to think it's my lisp.
He said, pointing to his large front teeth, suddenly a large farmer like boy walked up to them
Rodney: did someone say romance novels? because I wanna make one of those.
Ella: Oh that's so sweet, you must be good at dating right?
Rodney than stiffened, he always felt awkward when he talked about his love life, as he never had a strong female interaction in his life, so he just turned away, feeling ashamed.
Ella: Oh dear, I'm sorry, what was your name?
Rodney: Oh sorry, names Rodney.
Ella: well Rodney, if you aren't comfortable with answering than that is alright.
Rodney blushed a little at the compliment, and Thanked Ella. meanwhile near the back of the plane, a lad that resembled a young Chris began to fidget around as he was excited to meet his idol.
Topher: Chris? you here dude? where are you host man?
He was then glared at by a chunky girl who then spoke.
Sugar: keep on scurryin' and I will throw you right off this plane, you'll be squashed in two seconds flat.
A bored looking girl with Bright red hair intervened in a very awkward way.
Scarlett: actually the chances of him falling that quickly are quite low, and.
Sugar: Shut it nerd, I'm doin' my own thing, now just go back to library land or wherever you came from.
Scarlett sneered but obliged, only to unexpectedly get caught on camera by a girl wearing purple and black.
Millie: Oh hey there, didn't notice you, my name's Millie.
Scarlett: Pleasure to meet you, I'm Scarlett, named after cloth salesmen in ancient times, my mother loves history.
Than a boy who was fiddling with his fingers spoke.
Edward: so not because you have red hair?
Scarlett than took a deep breath and replied.
Scarlett: No, that's a very common mistake people make, since the spelling of my name doesn't change the pronunciation.
Edward: oh wow that seems neat. kinda like this whole thing, I've binged this show for less than a year because I was so enthralled with the people starring on it, they all seemed like cool people to take after.
Scarlett: Oh, well let's hope you don't end up like the rest of the youth exposed to this show.
Edward: well actually I wanna take after people Like Mike and Dj, so I don't think it can be that bad.
Scarlett: the world doesn't revolve around you.
Edward: well yeah but still.
as the conversation from the contrasting contestants continued, two twins were sitting next to each other, one was drinking some coffee, while the other was holding onto luggage
Amy: Samey, Can you believe we got on to total drama? all my friends are gonna flip when I come home with the cash.
Sammy: yeah, I guess.
Secretly Sammy held resentment towards her older sibling, as Amy usually put herself first, but Sammy wanted to be kind, as she was raised to believe nice things would come to her if she behaved good, sadly, that had not been proven and so she just accepted that this was life for her.
Just then Amy looked up and gasped dramatically.
Amy: Eek a giant!
The " Giant " In question was a girl with a fedora and safari clothes and a white crop top shirt underneath.
Jasmine: are you and I gonna have a problem?
Amy: N-no.
Jasmine: Good, now what are your names?
Sammy was going to speak but Amy interrupted.
Amy: I'm Amy, and She's Samey.
Jasmine: Ok I don't really give a dingo's rump if your sister is a bit repetitive, what's her real name?
Sammy: Oh I'm Sammy, it's nice to meet you, um.
Jasmine: Name's Jasmine mate, I hope to get to know you better in this here competition.
Sammy was impressed and astonished that someone was interested in her as a friend, most of the time she was ignored by other people due to her self esteem being drained by Amy's behavior towards her.
Meanwhile amongst them, one boy was sitting alone, beat boxing, he was observing everything else that was going on and noticed another boy by himself, wearing an orange vest, and a green toque.
Beardo: Um, What's up dude?
The boy turned, he was drinking an energy drink while holding a pad and pen in his hand.
Shawn: hey nice to meet you, question, you aren't a zombie are you?
Beardo didn't really think over Shawn's behavior since he was a simple kind of guy.
Beardo: Not to my knowledge
Shawn gave a relived expression, and decided to trust Beardo.
Shawn: good, because I think the government is gonna work on a virus that will put the world in a zombie apocalypses, so I have to keep my guard up.
he said sipping his drink.
Beardo: ah well it's nice to meet you mr...?
Shawn: I'm Shawn, spelled S-H-A-W-N if you're wondering.
Beardo nodded contently, he was glad he wasn't alone being alone, but just then a loud strike sounded outside, causing a bit of a stir amongst the new cast, the rapid flashes began to decrease in intensity, and a computer screen near the front of the area lit up, revealing the host with the most himself.
Chris: what's up newbies? ready for a pain filled season?
Topher and Ella practically raced towards the screen only to reply with a symmetrical " Yes!" Chris was a bit disappointed that the contestants were thrilled but continued anyway.
Chris: alright, so first of all, the weather is a bit crappy, but that was on purpose, since we figured a cool way to decide the teams, would be through on if they can tell which parachutes, located near that big door with the exit over there, are real.
Jasmine: Ok isn't that a little much?
Chris: Maybe, but I mean, we probably did worse, besides, we don't even know if the Blimp will go down, so if you're lucky, we'll do the parachutes in a safer environment.
Jasmine sighed in relief as she sat back down, thankfully the Blimp landed safely back onto the island, with no major damage. and there, standing on the dock, was Chris, Topher Fanboyed as he saw the 30 year old TV star, everyone else was taken aback by the scenery.
Chris: Congrats on not dying but, we still have to decide the teams, so if everyone can follow me, we will begin.
Topher: Sure thing, and, Nice to meet you Chris, it's great seeing your idol IRL is it not?
Chris: I like this kid, now C'mon chop chop.
All of the teens were guided towards an area on the far left side of the island, which was decked out with holiday lights, and a strange tarp. Chris than showed them where they will be testing which team they are on.
Chris: ok so since the Blimp didn't fall out of the Sky, it seems you guys will have to jump off of this promontory, and pull the pull string, let's hope the choices were good.
a montage of each competitor falling and finding out what their bags contained was shown, some of the cast took the items from their faux parachutes and kept them, like a stuffed bear, a crown, and a top hat.
Chris: Ok so from that we have our two teams, Team A, consisting of Topher, Jasmine, Amy, Samey, Scarlett, Max, Rodney, and Millie. also Samey, why are you putting your hand up? do I look like an elementary teacher to you?!
Sammy: oh it's just, my name is Sammy.
Chris: too bad I don't care, now onto the team name which is team Pimapotew Kinosewak, which is Cree for " the soaring eagles "
Just then Sky interveened, by saying.
Sky: actually no, it means the Floating Salmon
Chris gave her an annoyed look and continued.
Chris: and you're on a team with Dave, Shawn, Beardo, Leonard, Edward, Ella, and Sugar, and shall be christened as team waneyitam muskwak, Cree for the ferocious Tiger-
Sky: The Confused Bears? really Chris?
Dave: How do you know what he is saying is incorrect?
Sky: oh, my father was a Cree man, so he taught me the language.
Dave: Impressive, that could give us an edge I think.
Sky smiled and thanked Dave, while Chris and Chef argued on who was to blame for the teams having such ridiculous names, until Topher broke the silence.
Topher: Hey Chris, we will go on with the show right?
Chris: oh what? sure, let's do it. follow me kids.
they were all lead to a large pile of props and trash that had been accumulated over the course of the show's life span, things like part of the plane from world tour, and some broken bits of the cabins from Wawanakwa.
Chris: ok so how this season will work is gonna be different, since, we have no cabins for you to sleep, so we decided to let you build your own homes for the season, the catch, you must avoid Chef's tennis ball launcher, and you have until I ring the bell got it? on your sets, get marked, begin.
Dave shuddered violently, but not because of the tennis ball threat, then Sky then held his shoulder.
Sky: Dave, is something wrong?
Dave calmed down after Sky toughed him, and then he spoke again in a calmed manner.
Dave: um, yeah no it's nothing, I just have a teensy issue with... d-d-dirt.
He was already internally panicking at the though of dirt, he loathed it, but somehow, Sky kept him calm.
Edward: well ain't this a tender little scene right here?
Sky: thanks, but I actually have a boyfriend at home.
Dave: wait really? I never saw you as the romantic type.
Sky: well, I would rather not talk about it, since, I'm not sure myself.
Edward: oh well, sorry for that.
Sky: no-no Ed, it's ok, let's just put our attention towards winning the challenge alright? for muskwak!
everyone else pumped their fist in the air except Dave, who was still full of Sky related questions, and yelled out For team muskwak!
meanwhile the kinosawak were plotting on how to gather the items in order to win the first leg of the challenge.
Rodney and Jasmine at the same time: Ok we should.
Rodney: Oh sorry, y-you go first.
He said as he began to blush a little, Rodney wasn't used to girls so for there to be one so dominant, it made his heart bounce.
Jasmine: So we should take a different area so we can.
she then noticed Scarlett raising her hand.
Jasmine: mate, it's not primary school, you can just bark it out here.
Scarlett: well I was only gonna suggest we go after that wheel barrow over there.
she said as she pointed over to a wheel barrow similar to the one from season 3 lying on it's side.
Scarlett: if we obtain it we could use it to retrieve more material to build our living quarters for the season.
Sammy: wouldn't it be easier to say, " let's get that wheel barrow to gather more things?"
Scarlett: well yes I suppose I could have, but it's kind of just a habit of mine to ramble on with a more high level vocabulary.
Amy: that sounds stupid.
Jasmine: hey come on now, she's just as much a teammate as you are, now, you Sammy and Rodney better go for that there wheel barrow.
and so it began, things were doing well for both teams, however, Dave was a bit concerned at being the distraction.
Dave: um, hey, chef, I uh, I'm here.
Beardo: C'mon dude, you could put a bit more effort than that.
Dave: Ok well I'm sorry I'm not as distracting as you.
He was then shot right in the facial area with a the balls.
Dave: Ah fig neutons why god why?!
Luckily his sacrifice lead to Sky finding a shopping cart, which helped her gather the essentials of a shelter.
Sky: nice one Dave. also has anyone seen Ella?
almost as if on cue, Ella popped out from behind a pile, with a bucket full to the brim with Pink glitter, and some tarps that would act as blankets. and narrowly avoided Chef's blasts.
Ella: " when a house is a home and a home is a house, what I'm wearing isn't a dress, it's my skirt and blouse. "
Sky: Good Job Ella!
Ella (panting): hmm, thanks Sky.
Dave: but, why the glitter?
Ella: well it was just sitting there, and it's too pretty to be just thrown away, so I kept it.
Dave: um, ok if that's what you wanna do.
on the other side of the junkyard, the twins were busy looking for the wheel barrow.
Sammy: Amy can you please help me?
Amy: um, let me think... No! you signed onto this show, you do all the hard stuff by yourself.
Rodney watched with interest, not realizing he had been shot multiple times by Chef's sporty projectiles.
Confessional ( Sammy ): this is just unfair, I wanted to go on Total Drama to get away from Amy, but, no instead I always find myself in her shadow, always!
She facepalms as the confessional segment ends and the episode continues as normal.
Rodney has gathered everything and headed back to the others.
Rodney: So, Amy, date maybe sometime?
Amy: um, lemme me think about that.
she made a gagging face at Sammy while pointing to a very inept Rodney. but not before nearly hitting Max.
Max: out of my way lower life forms, I have evil to enact!
He then just started scrambling a bunch of items in the pile, making it cleaner than before.
Amy: wow, anyway, mush Rodney!
Rodney: Yes ma'am
just then the bell rang.
Chris: alright looks like we've run out of time, now, onto the important part.
Scarlett: actually, finding good material for a shelter is as equally important as building, since there's no use in building a shoddy home.
Chris: one more crack like that and you'll turn out like the last blabber mouth chick on this show.
Scarlett then realized whom Chris was referring to, and promptly kept her thoughts to herself.
It then cut to each team working on their homes, The Floating Salmon had chosen to build a tree house so animals wouldn't barge in while they were asleep, but the Bears were struggling to come up with anything.
Sky: well we have some glitter, tarps, and some wood.
Beardo then did a bad du tss noise, which made Ella and Sugar impressed, but left Dave sour.
Dave: Ok no sorry, but we need to focus.
Leonard: geez, take it down a notch dude.
Dave: but- I.
Sky: Dave Leonard is right, arguing might slow us down, but you also have a point, we need to come up with something, anything.
Shawn: we could build an underground bunker, I have one back home.
Edward: but what if we take to long, since, we don't have any digging supplies.
Shawn: that's where you're wrong.
He then revealed that he had hoarded a bunch of material.
Edward: wow that's neat, how'd you get away with hiding it.
Shawn: you shouldn't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to.
Edward: ok geez.
Sugar: so where are we gonna live mr. zombie man?
Shawn: ok first don't call me that, and second, I spotted a cave nearby it should give us a place to say.
however, neither of them realized that Max had found it first.
Max: ok now this looks pretty nice, perfect so an evil, genius like myself.
just then bats swarmed the chunky child, and he ran away.
Max: curse you infernal beings.
Shawn: that's it, c'mon guys move!
Ella: " oh I'm coming along, we're coming along."
Edward: hey Ella you have a really good voice, anybody ever tell you that?
Ella: well, yes, most recent was a security man at my local mall.
Dave: ok that's all fine and dandy, but can we please focus?
Edward: ok no trouble man, but you also don't have to be a kill joy.
Dave: I'm not, I'm just focusing on the task at hand.
Shawn: ladies, you're both pretty, now let's go.
meanwhile, Max had returned to his team, which had already finished.
Millie: hey where have you been? you look a bit dirty.
Max: that doesn't concern you.
Millie: sheesh alright then.
Chris: so, can I judge your woodshop skills now?
Jasmine: oh what? no we didn't
Chris: too late I have inspect your place to see if it's fit for living, otherwise, I gotta deal with, So many lawsuits.
Chris inspected while Amy leaned into Sammy's ear to say.
Amy: You know if we lose, it's all your fault.
Jasmine perked up.
Jasmine: and how is it hers specifically?
Amy jumped a little, and spluttered for a second.
Amy: because she was weak, yeah.
Jasmine: well I don't think I can take your word for it given how we haven't really interacted.
Amy: but- I gah! whatever.
and she stormed off in a huff.
Chris: well, it's pretty tight, not the best but I don't really care, so I'm gonna see if the Bears topped it.
and he went to see what the other team was up too which was actually not much, as they were struggling to fit everything in the cave.
Dave: gah do really need the glitter to be in the front of the cave? gah I think my allergies are flaring up.
Ella: oh my apologies sir David.
Dave: whatever, just please -
Chris: ok campers, it's time to see if you can build.
Sky: oh Hi chris, look we haven't fully gotten-
Chris: Sky, I could care less.
He looked the cave over.
Chris: ok this looks kind of cool, but also dull, so you guys can head on over to that elimination area, m'kay?
all the members in unison: Aww
It was now Night time, and the elimination area was lit up with lanterns.
Chris: ok so first elimination of the season, but before we tally our votes, I would like to show you all, this season's elimination device.
Chef then pulled out the tarp revealing a disused circus canon.
Chris: see, since Pakitiew is the cree word for explosive, I figured a Canon would be the best mode of elimination. now I don't think I need to explain how voting works do I?
The team members nodded.
Vote 1 ( Dave ): God I wish I could vote off multiple people at once, I feel like I'm the only one putting in real effort here.
Vote 2 ( Sky ): I don't know, everyone on my team seems like a good player, but if I had to choose.
we then cut to the handing out of the marshmallows.
Chris: Ok so I shouldn't have to explain this either, so here you go, Sky, Dave, and Shawn, you 3 received 0 votes.
Shawn: sweet.
Chris: now for the rest, Ella, Beardo, Edward, you three are safe.
Ella: Oh thank you Mr. Mclean.
Chris: Please just stick with chris ok? now, the final marshmallow shall go to...
Leonard crossed his fingers while citing a spell from some book, where as sugar filed her nails.
Chris: Leonard, welp I would say it was a pleasure to meet you Sugar, but, quite frankley, you seem annoying, so, bye bye.
Sugar: What?!
She was then shoved in the canon by Chef
Sugar: This is an outrage! I demand a re-vote!
she blasted off into a distant island.
Chris: welp one teen out and some more to go, but the question is who my dear viewers, is going on the next episode of Total, Drama, Pakitiew, Island.
Votes
Edward - Sugar " She didn't really do much."
Ella - Ella " I don't want to vote anyone, so I'll take a page from DJ, and vote myself whenever we lose."
Sky - Sugar " She was just there, and she seems like she might be an issue to deal with, I dunno she just doesn't seem to have team spirit."
Beardo - Edward " I don't know anyone else here, so him I guess."
Dave - Sugar " She seems very gross and annoying, and I will not tolerate that."
Leonard - Edward " Eh he just seems a bit boring if I'm honest."
Shawn - Sugar " She scares me, can you imagine if she caught a zombie virus?! that would be, oh god *pukes*"
Sugar - Ella " I can tell she just wants some of MY fame."
Ranks
14th. Sugar
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