It was an average morning on the rural island of Pakitiew, The birds were chirping, and the sun slowly crept it's way into the air, casting a nice amount of light, this all helped wake up the Australian girl on team floating salmon.
Jasmine ( Groggy ): oh boy what a night.
She dusted her hat and prepared to go foraging when she heard someone speaking to her.
Amy: hey are you going for like? food?
Jasmine: umm, yes.
Amy: Oh perfect.
Amy then darted back inside and commanded her Slightly younger sister to exit her slumber.
Amy: here's Sammy, now Sammy, go find some food, and for the love of fashion, don't be lazy like when you were born.
Sammy:... oh ok.
Jasmine was slightly uneased by Sammy's lack of resistance, and decided to let her join, just to make sure her head was in the right place.
Confessional ( Amy ): Ok when I was only a little baby, I had to wait a whole 17 minutes for Sammy to be removed, do you know how long that is?
She looked away as the confessional ended.
Meanwhile on the bears, Leonard was conjuring up stories, to provide entertainment for his team.
Leonard: so this one time, I found a stick, that looked just like the sword from Barry Carver.
Ella: oh that sounds exciting.
Edward: agree, there's just something kind of wholesome about the simpler things in life, like swords and stones out of twigs.
Dave: are you guys serious? or do you just not want Magic man learning about the real world.
Shawn: I can agree, there are tons of little oddities that the government doesn't want us to know, you guys are living a lie.
Dave: ok a bit too far but ok.
Dave still hadn't gotten over the thought of Sky being so blunt about being in a relationship, it was not something that happened often to him, and he was in general not used to having such big news dropped onto him, so he was a bit angsty with his teammates.
Beardo: so, how's it going dudes?
Edward: umm, fine Beardo thanks for asking.
Confessional ( Beardo ): Ok so far I'm only no trying to come out of my shell, and I'm a bit worried, plus, I know I can be a bit irritating, so, I may be screwed at getting far.
Sky: alright, we should probably start preparing before the challenge of the day starts, but I can trust that all of you will try your best to win the game.
She then held out her hand, for a team stack.
Sky: For team muskwak?
others joined and bellowed out " For team muskwak " as enthusiastically as they could.
Meanwhile, Jasmine and Sammy were working to forage some berries.
Jasmine: so, that sister of yours?
Sammy: huh? oh yeah Amy, she's, a sister, we look a like.
Jasmine: hehe, yeah, I noticed, but, she seemed a bit arrogant, does she bother you?
Sammy looked around worriedly before sputtering.
Sammy: I wish sometimes I could step outside of her shadow.
Jasmine: well, yeah that's something you should be doing, look, I've seen tons of those underdog films, and from those, I've learned that underdogs have a lot of fight and honor in them, however, it's only you who can use that potential Sammy.
Sammy looked down and twiddled her thumbs anxiously.
Sammy: I- I guess.
She then noticed an emerald green apple by her feet, and leaned over to eat it.
Jasmine: wait Sammy, Don't!
Sammy: hmm?
She looked to see her hand began blistering.
Sammy: Gah! what the?
Jasmine: yup, that's a-
Shawn: Mansana del a muerte's, the apple of death.
Jasmine: Ok first, Hi, second, Don't worry Sammy, It won't actually kill, but man you will itch for hours, maybe go and put some ocean water on it.
Sammy: but what about the foraging?
Jasmine: Sammy, it's alright, you've already gotten enough food to last us for a week.
Sammy: Ok, well, thanks for talking to me Jasmine.
Jasmine: You're welcome.
She then turned to Shawn, and was impressed at his collection, he had berries, apples, and for some reason, a can of what looked like broccoli soup
Jasmine: Nice score mate.
Shawn: thanks, you always have to be good at knowing what to use for food when the apocalypses comes.
Jasmine chuckled at Shawn's kooky statement.
Just then, A loud speaker called out to the teens.
" Alright Campers, meet me over near the lakeside so we can begin you daily dose of suffering."
Soon both teams headed out to the area.
Millie: So, Sammy right? what's cheerleading like?
Sammy: Oh it's pretty good, takes a lot of upper body strength.
Amy: Yeah, it's not fun having to carry a pig in order to get 1st place, but thanks to Sammy, we always get 2nd.
Sammy: Hey that's not true, it's only because that Catlin girl has high end friends who are like, Gymnastic royalty.
Amy: Oh so I'm not?
Sammy: N-No...
Millie: Well, it was nice chatting with you girls, but I think I'm gonna, just-
She speed-walks away from the riled up twins.
Topher: Well, I'm glad that you two got these berries, now I'll shine even brighter on camera.
Amy: You're welcome, Working with Samey was a nightmare.
Sammy: But, I thought you wanted me to go because I was lazy.
Amy: Yeah, and now I can add lying to that list of things that make you lame.
Jasmine: Nah mate, she was right, remember I was there.
Topher: Look can I just talk about how fabulous I am without starting a thing? thank you.
He also walks away.
Confessional(Amy): No way Samey has a friend here already, I'm the cool one, I'm the older sibling, I'm numero uno around here... wait a moment, I can just get Rodney to stand up for me, yeah, go Amy!
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Meanwhile, the bears were also praising Shawn's outdoorsmanship.
Dave: I'm shocked how clean and safe these berries are.
Leonard: Yeah I could add this to some of my from scratch recipies.
Edward: Wait you cook?
Leonard: A little, Tammy is more of an expert though.
Edward: Oh that's kind of cool.
Leonard: Thanks, not many people seem to agree, but oh well.
Ella: That is a wonderful way to think about it.
Edward: I would concur my pink favoring friendo.
Chris( over the loud speaker ): Alright enough chit chat let's get this show on the road!
They all soon reached a clearing near a large lake.
Chris: Ok so today I was thinking wed do something simple... a painful obstacle course rely race around the lake.
Topher: Oh so like Truth or Laser Shark?
Chris: Um, yeah I guess, but I promise it's gonna be different, since apparently, Toxic waste was too " Offensive " to some viewers, so instead, we have something that's more healthy, and Degrading.
Topher: I can't wait to see it.
Confessional( Topher ): Alright If I wanna make it far I might have to suck up to Chris, So I plan on bombarding him with compliments, even if it feels like he might be empty in the creativity tank.
Static*
Chris: Ok so I'm gonna give everyone an overview of the segments each player will do. first up is the Log n bog, second is the zipline over the ravine, then you have a hamster tube segment, given to us by our sponsor of the day, Macdonnels, which, depending on who wins the Challenge, gets a free meal.
Amy: do we get to choose what we eat?
Chris then stared, and Laughed, signaling that the response was a no.
Chris: Anyway, after finding the exit to the tubular Maze, you will find the Greased Tractor tires, and then there came some Wheel barrows, the wheels are rusty though so expect issues, Finally, the piece of resistance, is the Rope wall, once again, dipped in grease.
Dave raised his hand with worry in his face.
Dave: Chris, Why is this whole challenge grease themed?
Chris: Oh well, we found the mess hall from season one wrecked and washed up on shore, so we tried to fix it, but then it just burst into flames, so we had tons of grease left over, thus, this challenge.
Sky: Well what's the matter Dave?
Dave: I'm germophobic, I don't think I can handle this challenge!
Sky: well you have too or someone's going home from our team, please, do your best ok?
Dave: Um, alright, then.
Confessional( Dave ):Ok so I don't know why, but I get a weird feeling whenever Sky talks to me, but she has a boyfriend, so, what does it all mean?
Static*
Chris: ok now that we've gotten all the basics out of the way, I want all of you to pick who does what section. once you've chosen, we will begin.
Jasmine: ok so-
Amy: Um who picked you to be team leader?
Jasmine: well, I've got tons of survival experience for one.
Amy: But I-
Jasmine: Amy are gonna pull you weight or slack off and risk getting voted?
Amy: Fine, whatever.
She huffed off and then caressed Rodney's chest, with a flirty look.
Amy: he big boy, you wanna work together on a segment?
Rodney began blushing hard, he considered Amy pretty hot, and for her to want to work with him, was a shock.
Jasmine and Sammy looked equally confused and a bit repulsed, but said nothing.
Jasmine: Alright then I guess you tow can go whatever position we leave available, I'm going on the wall, anyone else want a segment?
Scarlett: I'll take the tires.
Sammy: Um, I'll take the Starting section.
Max: Dibs on the wheel barrow.
Topher: The Zipline seems the least gross.
Millie: I second that can I please go with Topher?
Jasmine: eh sure, alright we should probably hop to it.
Sammy: Oh nice pun Jasmine.
Jasmine: What pun?
Sammy: You know, Hop, Kangaroo.
Jasmine: That wasn't what I was going for but M'kay.
Edward: Hey should we do what those guys did?
he said gesturing to the other team.
Shawn: No, no, just no, We need to be practical about this.
Ella( Singing ): Oh how nice practicality and punctuation.
Shawn: Yeah Yeah that, anyone have an estimate for their strength?
Sky: Oh please I'm a gymnast, I'll take the tubes.
Dave: Can I have the zipline? I heard Chris junior say that was the least gross part.
Shawn: Alright alright, Dave you seem more suited for the wheel barrow section, Sky I'm putting you on the tubes sine you're kind of slim. Ella, Tires, agile, Leonard and Beardo, I'm leaving you guys on the wall, is that ok?
Dave: wait why do they get a choice?
Shawn: I have to pair them up where else can I put them?
Dave: Fine, whatever.
He pouted, but Shawn didn't care.
Shawn: Ok and that only leaves Edward and me. Edward, can I trust you with the Bog segment?
Edward: I'll do my best sir.
He makes a random salute, which Shawn doesn't get but accepts anyway.
Shawn: Well I'll take the Line, now C'mon.
Each team member goes to their respective section.
Chris: Alrighty, before we begin, I would like to introduce you all to your batons, some random runts we got from our sponsor.
Both pigs sat their, one wearing a label with a Bear on it, the other, a Salmon.
Edward: Oh they look nice.
Sammy: Man it's a good thing Amy isn't here, she'd have a ball with the pig jokes.
Chris: Ok now that you've met your new temporary teammates, get ready, and-
He blew an air horn, starting the challenge.
Sammy: Gah slow down.
She was trying not to get dragged by her pig whom wanted to run forward. Edward was having a worse time, as he immediately hit the ground.
Edward(muffled ): Shucks, not my finest hour.
Eventually Sammy managed to make it to the Zip line.
Sammy: Hi Topher, Millie, here's the baton.
Topher: A pig eh? not the weirdest Thing Chris could have made us use.
Sammy: I mean I've seen a bit of this show so I'd agree.
Topher: Oh nice, meeting people with common interests is great no?
Sammy: Um, yeah I guess.
Millie: Yeah that seems fun.
She smiled, as she had made 2 more friends, Topher and Millie than zoomed down the line, and onto the outer end of the ravine, just as Edward showed up.
Edward: here ya go Shawn.
Shawn: Thanks, but uh, you should probably go find some water to wash up.
He raced down as Edward looked and saw how much of a mess he was.
Chris( loudspeaker ): Topher, Millie and Shawn are neck and Neck, who will come out on top?
Topher: Wait what?
He looks back to see Shawn running extremely fast with the pig tied to his helmet.
Millie Oh crud we're in big trouble.
He is then overtaken By Shawn, who then immediately prepares to toss the Pig to Sky.
Shawn: I hope you can catch!
Sky: Oh my god Shawn no!
Shawn throws the pig which Sky miraculously catches.
Sky: Wow, Thanks Shawn!
Shawn: No problem.
Just then Topher finally comes.
Amy: Finally, C'mon Rodney.
She grabbed his overalls and pulled him into the tubes.
However, there was an issue, Rodney was a bit too big for the tubes, luckily, the grease helped Amy drag him through.
Confessional( Rodney ): WOW, just Wow, that is by far, the best thing that's ever happened to me, I don't know what could beat getting dragged around by a hot chick.
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Sky quickly tries to escape the maze, and then hears Ella's voice.
Ella: C'mon Sky!
Sky just barely makes it out and promptly gives the pig to Ella.
Ella: Oh why thank you Sky, just know my gratitude is eternal.
Sky: Yeah yeah that's all nice and swell, oh god I need water.
Ella: Well, maybe tomorrow I can go find Water for you with Shawn?
Sky: Wow Thanks Ella.
Ella: It's nothing really, now for the cute little fella.
She gently rocked the pig, as she headed for the tires. meanwhile, Scarlett was pulling out some nuts.
Amy: Oh I think I found the exit.
She tugged hard to get Rodney out of the tubes.
Rodney: Gah- Amy I think I popped out.
she fell to the ground as the lumbering boy gave the pig over to Scarlett.
Scarlett: Thank you.
She then raced of dropping pecans on her trail.
Confessional( Scarlett ): Pecans are good for getting pigs to follow you, perhaps due to pecans delaying the progression of age related motor neuron degeneration.
Ella: I'm gonna call you Mr. truffle hunter, is that ok?
The pig smiled, and Ella smiled back.
Scarlett looked on with keen interest.
Ella( singing ): We are right were we belong, with an oink and a song, we are moving right along, to the end of our song.
She then hugged the pig, and jumped off the tires. Scarlett was in hot pursuit, or at least, as hot as she could be without spilling all her seeds onto the ground.
Ella: Oh David, I'm ready to let you take care of Mr. Truffle hunter.
Dave stared with great worry at the pig, it was very greasy, something he hated, just then Scarlett came in with her teams pig.
Dave: Gah, fine, I'll take the pig.
He hurriedly puts it inside the wheel barrow, meanwhile, Max is messing around with a collider.
Scarlett: Max, what on earth are you doing?
Max: It is simple my red head slave, I'm making a helmet, that shall make this Hog, MY EVIL MINION!
Scarlett( Sarcastically ):Wow, I'm so impressed Max.
Max: Why thank you minion.
Confessional( Scarlett ): Ok Max is getting on my nerves now, but, I think he could help me in this competition, he's completely oblivious to my real plans.
Smirking and Static*
Dave rushed as fast as he could in order to make it to the wall, where Beardo and Leonard were waiting for him. Meanwhile, Max was doing extremely exaggerated stretches.
Jasmine: Come on Max! We gotta win the challenge!
Max: Not yet I'm very, very busy!
Jasmine: Mate if you don't get here right now, I will personally make sure you have a date with that canon.
Max: Gah fine, infernal pole.
He then begins pushing his barrow. meanwhile, Beardo and Leonard were struggling to get over the wall.
Leonard: C'mon Beardo.
Beardo: What does it look like I'm doing?
Leonard: I just don't know why we're slipping down so much.
Dave: Grease, Leonard, it's Grease!
Leonard: I know that Dave!
In his rage Leonard accidently hits Beardo's face
Beardo: Gah Dang it Leonard!
Leonard: I'm sorry!
Dave: For the love of Sky can you please get on with this?
Leonard: Wait, did you say Sky?
Dave: I-No.
Beardo: I definitely heard Sky.
Dave: But I-
Leonard: Wait, Dave, do, do you have a thing for Sky?
Dave: I- I don't know.
Beardo: Dang, this just got awkward.
Just then Max finally got done, but failed to notice the pig had already run towards Jasmine.
Max: What the? Where is my newest minion? Pork chop? Here boy!
He tried calling to it like a lost dog, while Jasmine facepalmed herself.
Jasmine: Ok this should be in the bag.
She said before Leonard made a very helpful mistake.
Leonard: Beardo! I can't hold on- Woah!
The pig was then thrown right onto the line.
Jasmine: What?!
Chris: And Team Muskwak wins!
Jasmine: No!
Chris: Yes, now you guys should make your way to the elimination area, the canon's hungry.
Later that night, the team made it to the elimination ceremony.
Chris: Now, should I go over the rules or no?
Millie: Um yeah you should.
Chris: Ok I won't, just say a person you don't like in the confessional.
Millie: Wait but, wasn't that-
Chris: Don't question my authority, just do it!
Millie: Geez fine.
They all head to the confessionals, after the votes have been tallied, they all sat in their seats, as Chris began to read.
Chris: Alright, I see some, interesting results, here we go, Topher,Rodney, and Scarlett, Marshmallows.
He threw them, Topher smiled a little, Scarlett just Yawned, and Rodney stared blankly.
Chris: Amy, and Sammy.
Amy glared not understanding why her sister wasn't voted off, while Sammy chuckled at her success.
Chris: Jasmine.
Jasmine caught her marshmallow, and just pocketed it.
Chris: well, now we've reached the bottom 2, Max, and Millie, now, whoever doesn't get this final marshmallow, is taking a trip on the canon, ya hear me?
Millie: Yes, please just get this over with.
Chris: Ok, time for the canon Millie.
Max caught the final marshmallow and shoved it in his mouth, nearly choking on it, but living.
Millie: What?! but why?
Chris: I dunno, but all I know is that it's time to fly.
Millie: oh for goodness sak-
Chris: Chef, we got a complainer.
Chef: Ah c'mon man, I was enjoying my day off.
Chris: well, day's up.
Chef: Ugh fine, but I better get more off our paycheck.
He grabs the girl and shoves her into the canon.
Millie: oh shoot wait!
Chris doesn't hesitate and blows Millie into the night.
Chris: Well, I see we've reached the end, Who's going out next? What's gonna happen next? god, I sound so tired, I'm gonna go take a shower, and find out next time on Total, Drama, Pakitiew island, Aight Imma head out now.
Votes
Millie - Max " He's a little gremlin. He's gotta go now."
Jasmine - Max " Why did he take so long stretching?! He's clearly going to drag the team down."
Topher - Millie " She doesn't really do anything, I almost forgot she was there."
Max - Jasmine " She is a stinky rotten no good goodie goodie, If I'm gonna be the top villain, I gotta eliminate the hero."
Scarlett - Millie " She really doesn't serve a purpose, so I think it's best she goes home."
Rodney - Millie " I don't really know who else to vote for, it's a good thing Millie isn't my type, can you imagine if I just started liking her for looks?"
Sammy - Amy " It feels liberating almost to vote her out."
Amy - Sammy " I'm perfection, Samey is boring oatmeal."
Ranks
14th. Sugar
13th. Millie
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