The day started off simple, a gentle breeze blowing through the trees, as Sammy and Jasmine worked together to forage some berries, since they had lost out on the food reward from yesterday's challenge. Jasmine looked over to Sammy, who seemed very shy, she decided it was best to confront her about it.
Jasmine: You know Sammy, you shouldn't force yourself to do things just cause Amy tells you too, don't get me wrong, I like having you around, but, you gotta start defending yourself.
Sammy: I-I mean, I guess I could, but, all my life, I've been second fiddle, second best.
Jasmine: Well, then, do something about it mate, the way she treats you isn't fair.
Sammy: Yeah you are right about that... wait, does, this mean you wanna be my friend? I mean if you don't it's fine, I don't really have any at all, so um.
Jasmine: Yes, ok, I'll be your friend, if nobody else is gonna help you, I will.
She puts her hand on Sammy's shoulder.
Jasmine: listen, you can always count on me if you need help.
Sammy looked up and formed a kind smile.
Sammy: Thanks Jasmine.
Jasmine: Please, just call me Jass.
Sammy: Oh alright " Jass ".
she giggled, for once, someone had given Sammy a chance to prove herself, and for that she was grateful.
Confessional ( Sammy ): Well, I wasn't expecting to make a friend today, but I'm glad I did, but she has a point, I have to find a way to stand up to my sister.
she looks at her feet as the confession ends.
Jasmine and Sammy then return to the treehouse, where Amy and Rodney are acting very lovey dovey, however it was apparent it was one sided.
Jasmine: Food call everyone!
and like magic, the rest of the salmon gathered to get some nourishment before the day started.
Topher: Wow Thanks Sammy, this is delish!
Sammy was about to speak, when Amy interveened.
Amy: It was me who went out and did the work actually.
Jasmine: Don't try telling whoppers, I was with Sammy the whole time.
Topher: Yeah, we're not blind, your the chick with the Mark, Sammy isn't.
Amy: But- I- Gah!
Rodney: Amy! Wait!
He tripped as Amy huffed off being furious that she didn't get more people on her side. Just as she left, Shawn was passing by with some garbage.
Amy: Gross! why are you carrying that stuff?
Shawn: so the pathogen created by the government can't effect me obviously.
Amy: Did your mother have anything while carrying you? cause that would explain a lot.
Shawn: Did your daddy not love your mommy enough? cause that could help explain your attitude.
Amy: Whatever rat boy!
They part, and Jasmine sees Shawn, and Waves.
Jasmine: Eh Shawn! any spotting's recently?
Shawn: Not yet my Aussie friend, but I'm pretty sure there's a major conspiracy going on around here, I could have sworn I found some sort of entrance to something.
Jasmine: C'mon mate, an island with a secret entrance? this place couldn't even afford proper housing.
Shawn: Well, I'm not taking any chances.
he walked away, he felt a slight tingle after talking to Jasmine, but decided it was best to focus on survival first.
He was also carrying a pale with some fresh spring water in it, but had tucked it under his beanie to keep it safe.
Meanwhile Dave was sitting with his back turned, as he was still thinking over what happened yesterday, and the day before, he couldn't explain it, there was something about that gymnast girl that intrigued him, but he wasn't sure what it was, He was sure he had missed something, "if only she weren't with that Keith guy." he thought to himself.
Shawn then entered the cave, water in tow.
Sky: Oh wow thanks Shawn, I was thirsty.
Ella: Might I sing you a song in your honor Sir Shawn?
Shawn: Um, not thanks, it's all part of survival.
Beardo: Well I'm sure thankful.
Edward: Cheers to that my large haired compadre.
Beardo: I'm sorry what?
Edward: Oh nothing, just giving you a cool nickname.
Beardo: Ah aight then, just, I dunno it really came out of nowhere.
Edward: Oh, well, sorry then.
Beardo: Nah, it's alright man.
Edward: Ok.
they then took turns with the water, while Dave was still wallowing in his own thoughts, what was that feeling he felt before Sky mentioned Keith?
Shawn: Ok everybody had enough? Because we should probably start heading out for the challenge today.
They all nodded and went on with the scruffy boy, while Sky looked at Dave with a hinge of sorrow crawling onto her face.
Sky: Dave? is everything ok?
Dave: Huh?
Sky: Dave, are you ok? you've been quiet all morning... is everything ok?
Dave looked back and paled a little, he had been obsessed with Sky, and now there she was, right in front of him, he tried his best to compose himself.
Dave: Ah y-yeah I'm fine, finer than fine even, like a brand new sports car!
Sky looked at him with a raised brow, Dave made it a point that he acted fairly normally, yet now, he seemed to be acting strangely, Sky dismissed this however, then held his hand.
Sky: Well look, we have a competition to try to win, so let's go and do just that!
Dave: Um, Yeah sure, totally!
He put on a toothy grin, trying to hid his feelings, and followed along with the athlete.
All the contestants marched towards the lake where Chris had been waiting for them, he was standing next to a crate, he was also grinning, so it was apparent he had something really special for this challenge.
Chris: Alright Campers, today we'll be doing something simple, in this crate, I have water balloons, cept' they ain't filled with water, no, no, that's way too low for my taste, so I got chef to make some of his signature dining, and stuff it all into these bad boys.
Chef: Darn right I did, almost lost a break day for this!
He then turned back and entered a tent similar to the one from season 1's horror film challenge, Chris then grabbed back the spotlight.
Chris: Alright so before we begin, I am gonna just give the confused bears the head-start for obvious reasons, also, this challenge ends once every single member of a team gets splattered, ok cool? Right Go!
He blew his airhorn and the bears made their way to the outskirts of the island, so that the likelihood of them getting caught would be minimal.
Sky went to hide in a bush, when Dave bumped into her on purpose.
Dave: Hey Sky!
Sky: Gah Dave what are you doing here?
Dave: Oh hey I um, well, I wanted to ask if maybe I could stick with you for a bit.
Sky: Dave I appreciate it but no thank you.
Dave: But why Sky why not go with me?
Sky: Dave look this is really not the time ok? I wanna win and I don't need you distracting me.
Dave: Oh so are you saying you get distracted when I talk to you?
Sky: Yes thanks for understanding now stand back I have a clear shot!
Jasmine was walking through the woods and Sky was planning on scoring a win for her team
She was about to shoot until a familiar voice shouted
Max: TIME TO EVIL!
he said slamming his balloon on the back of her head spilling expired maple syrup all over
Max: Yes! bow down to the King!
he did a little dance much like a 5 year old while Jasmine watched
Jasmine: Ok mate we get it now, hey where'd Dave go?
they all looked around, as Dave had practically vanished
Max: Hmm, oh well not a big loss, now we must continue the operation!
he said as Jasmine rolled her eyes, not really caring what he was doing.
Sky sat back wondering where the germaphobe had gone
later the shot changed to show Max removing a rock revealing a collection of edgy junk, like a skull that had been from season 1, and some nun-chucks, but he chose to take out a black book with the words "Evil Journal" scribbled with a purple crayon.
Max: Yes time to log my most recent diabolical scheme! ahem Dear diary, I hit someone with a balloon today, and caused them such mischief, I am soon going to become the greatest villain in the history of ever!
Scarlett: Are you done?
Max: Gah what is the meaning of this? can't you see I'm having a private moment?
Scarlett stared at him, Max seemed un-phased by the fact he was caught writing in a diary about something that really didn't matter too much in the long run.
Scarlett: Ok well, I was just gonna ask if you wanted any help, but I can see you are clearly preoccupied.
Max: No wait stop!
Scarlett: Nope I am just gonna go before anything else peculiar happens.
Max: No stay here, I would like to hear your measly ideas!
She turned back, and sighed, deciding to give him some benefit of the doubt.
Scarlett: Ok so, I was thinking, we are probably some of the "Smartest" people on the team, and with our mental power, we could get far.
Max: Ah ok I see what you are saying, however I must decline, Evil doesn't date.
Scarlett: I was not referring to anything romantic oh goodness no, I mean, I could really only dream to appease one like you.
Max: Ah I see then, so you want to take under my wing? Then so be it!
he said raising his finger up, before quickly bending over to grab something
Max: But first, any refreshments?
he said holding a bag of goldfish snacks
Scarlett: Um, no thanks, I am not a fan of casein, and those goldfish are probably full of unhealthy chemicals so they will stay good looking for much longer than they are actually edible.
Max: I understood none of that, and I love it! always make the enemy confused!
Scarlett groaned but decided it was better to keep the boy on for now, unless she could convince someone else to join her cause.
Meanwhile, Dave sat near a stream, thinking over things, he had done it again, his obsession with finding out why he wanted to be with Sky had put him further off his goal than he expected. Just then a large ginger haired boy showed up.
Rodney: Oh hey Darell.
Dave: My name is Dave thank you very much!
Rodney: Woah dude okay sorry, what's got you up in arms?
Dave: Nothing, it's just, I felt something, for a girl, but like, I don't know what to do with it.
he sighed moving further up, closer to the river, his distorted reflection in the cool water
Rodney: Well, Dave, I have a secret I want to tell you.
Dave: I don't really feel like hearing any secrets right now.
Rodney: But look this one is important, ok cause, you know, I never had much luck with women either
Dave perked up, he needed some consolation on his dilemma, and so he chose to listen to the massive boy
Rodney: See, I never knew my mom, she left long before I came along, and so when I first saw a woman, I felt a rush of feelings, but I didn't know what to do with it.
Dave: Alright then.
Rodney: So when I look back on those moments, I realize I was only pushing them away with my awkwardness, but as you can see with me and Amy, I got better.
Dave: Umm, Okay?
Rodney: So, Dave… you see, you shouldn't let this one setback stop you. Just keep doing what you're best at and that'll get you far.
What Rodney didn't realize was that he forgot to score a point for his team by hitting Dave. The germaphobe sighed once more and went back to staring at the rippling water.
Dave: You know, maybe that guy is right.
Before he knew it, a "Splat!" noise rang through his ears, and he soon felt himself covered from head to toe with sticky, gooey chocolate.
Sammy: Yes! First try!
Dave began scratching violently and rolled over. Jasmine then walked onto the scene, and commended Sammy.
Jasmine: Great work, Sammy! You're so much more helpful than that Max boy.
Sammy: Thanks!
Little did they know Amy had been watching, who seethed in rage as Sammy was getting more attention than her.
Confessional (Amy): Alright, I have got to do something. There is no way I'm letting my goody-two-shoes sister be more popular than me!
She stomped her foot furiously, and the confessional ended.
So far, two members of the Bears were out. When Amy walked by, however, she had a surprise awaiting her. Shawn popped out of the shrubbery and smashed a bunch of figgs into the disagreeable twin.
Amy: Oh, for gags sake!
Shawn: Sorry sis, gotta win! It's a competition thing.
He then dashed off.
Amy: Gah, where is Rodney when you need him?
Then, as if on cue, he came towards her.
Rodney: Oh, Amy, I'm so glad I-
He was then splattered with eggs, he turned to see a boy in green.
Leonard: Haha! Never doubt the abilities of a Level 10!
Rodney: What does that even mean!?
But Leonard simply trundled off to help score more points for his team, grouping up with Beardo and Edward, who were all hiding behind a large bush.
Edward: Okay. So, how did we do, guys?
Leonard: I got that ginger guy!
Beardo: And I haven't caught anyone yet.
Edward: Well, I think we may still have a shot! Let's not give up hope, men.
Then, they all heard footsteps, slowly getting closer. They could all feel their hearts racing.
Edward: Guys, I'll go so you two can run and get those Salmon, got it?
Beardo and Leonard nodded, but as Edward got up, the face he was met with was a friendly one.
Edward: Oh! Hi, Ella!
Ella: Good morning, Edward! How are you?
Edward: Oh, yes! I'm great, thank you!
He then noticed how Ella's balloon had a smile painted on it.
Edward: Ella, why is your balloon decorated?
Ella: Oh, well, I felt bad that it's only purpose was to cause harm, so I felt giving it a face would make it feel less horrible when I inevitably have to throw it at someone.
Edward: Ah, that's actually really sweet!
Ella giggled gleefully. She then saw Leonard and Beardo tiptoeing away, and was concerned.
Ella: What have you two been doing?
Both boys looked at her, then back to Edward, and decided to tell her.
Leonard: We decided we should all team up so we could ambush people.
Beardo: Yeah, I know it's not the most honorable strategy, but we really wanna win.
Ella nodded and surprisingly smiled.
Ella: It's fine, it is only a game, after all!
She then thought for a moment, and her eyes lit up.
Ella: Care if I tag along? I promise I could be of service!
Edward then looked back at his teammates, who nodded.
Edward: Alright, Ella, let's do it!
And they all raised their hands up high with ecstasy!
Meanwhile, Topher was heading back towards the starting area, as he had a much different goal in mind.
Topher: Alright, if I can somehow convince Chris to show me a schedule of his plans for the season, I could have a winning edge.
He then saw it, the dark green tent from earlier. He prepared himself to go in, and what he saw was just some monitors of the challenge where Chris and Chef were playing Mousetrap.
Chef: I don't even know why I agreed to this, this game sucks!
Chris: Come on dude that unpredictability makes it so much cool- Topher! What are you doing in here?
Topher: Chris! Playing board games? Yeah, I love those, Mousetrap is a favorite of mine!
Chris: Yeah, that's all fine and good, but me and Chef are kinda having a private moment, so could you please get back to your challenge?
Chef: Ah, yeah! I caught it!
Chris: No way dude! That's impossible!
Chef: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought "The unpredictability is what makes it so much cooler."
Chris groaned at losing while Topher just backed away awkwardly.
Confessional (Topher): Alright, so that plan was a bust. I wanna say I want to try again, but if I'm honest, that might not pan out, and I'm just gonna get stuck in a loop of seeing Chris in increasingly strange situations with Chef.
He huffed, and the static showed once more.
Meanwhile, Scarlett and Max were scouring the island for any members of the other team that hadn't been disqualified yet.
Max: Ugh, how much more infernal walking must we do?
Scarlett: Until we find someone, Max. And it wouldn't kill you to get some exercise. I mean, really, how do you expect to do anything if you can't handle a mild stroll through a tropical isle?
Max: Simple. Because I'll have servants carrying me!
Scarlett groaned and decided to just confront the odd boy about his obsession.
Scarlett: So, tell me, Master… What put this evil drive into you, anyway?
Max: Simple, again! The more threatening I come off as, the more I shall be respected!
He paused impressively.
Confessional (Scarlett, who is barely holding herself from bursting with laughter): That little boy is just so hopeless, I doubt he'll get any respect if he keeps up this attitude.
She corrected herself as the confession ended.
Just then as both passed a tree, green jelly splashed over them.
Beardo: Yeah! We did it again!
He and Leonard high fived while Max sneezed uncontrollably.
Scarlett: You're allergic to Jell-O?
Max: Yes! Any gelatin makes my nose all off!
He then sneezed right onto Scarlett, which made her face turn to one of pure hatred.
Beardo and Leonad had long since run away, and now only Topher, Sammy, and Jasmine were left. The two boys went off to search for Edward and Ella, who had gone to sit near a waterfall.
Edward: So, Ella, what makes you love music?
Ella: Well, when I was little, I didn't have much in the way of entertainment. See, my family isn't exactly wealthy. But one day, on my 9th birthday, I got a DVD of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, and it changed my life.
Edward: Oh,wow! That's cool to know.
Ella smiled as she looked over at her crossed legs, and her little balloon.
Edward also smiled, and laid back watching the sky, not a cloud in sight.
Just then, they were both startled by the smell of raw fish and lasagna covering them both.
Jasmine: Shouldn't have laid about like a couple of bludgers!
She and Sammy did a fist bump as they were redeeming their loss from yesterday.
Edward: Oh dear, I already hate the smell of fish, but this!
He brushed some of the mess off of him but it did no good.
Ella: Don't worry, I am a believer that everything has a good side!
Edward: Really? Then what's mine?
Ella: We can have a nice relaxing bath later!
Edward: Oh, okay! But that would be in a lake, I presume?
Ella: Well, yes, it would, but that is no problem for me! If it is for you, then I can try my hardest to help make it better for you!
He smiled at Ella's optimism. He had never met anyone quite like her, and he was glad he had met her.
Edward: Why, thanks a ton, Ella! You know something, you're a bit of a saint.
She simply blushed at the compliment from him. Just then, Beardo and Leonard walked in.
Beardo: Oh, sorry, dudes. Are we interrupting something?
The two teens realized what they looked like they were doing and snapped back into focus on the game.
Ella: Oh, no! We weren't up to anything, I promise!
Edward: Yeah, we were just kinda hanging out, and then we got tagged.
Leonard: Alright then, if that's what you say!
Beardo: So wait, if you got tagged, then that means, it's just up to me and Leonard?
Edward: Seems like it.
Ella: I wish you the best of luck!
Beardo: Thanks!
Just then Sky came in with a worried expression.
Sky: Oh, hi, everyone. Hey, have any of you seen Dave? I think I hurt him and I want to apologize.
Edward: Sorry, haven't seen him since breakfast.
Ella: I also haven't seen him.
Beardo: I think he went to a river or something…
Sky: Okay. Thanks, Beardo!
She then noticed the putrid smell coming from Edward and Ella, and gagged.
Leonard: Yeah, they're out. But look, me and Beardo are still in!
Beardo: We won't fail you yet!
They chuckled as they ran into the forest. We finally cut to Topher juggling his water balloons with a bored look plastered on his mug.
Topher: Man, this place is empty. Like, not a single person around. It's kinda disheartening, honestly.
Next thing he knew, Beardo and Leonard appeared.
Leonard: Avast! We are here to bring honor to team Maskwak!
Beardo: Bro, why are you talking like a pirate?
Leonard: Well, pirates are kinda scary, so obviously it's gonna make him nervous!
Beardo: Uh okay, you do you, I guess.
He then made a gun locking noise as he and Leonard aimed. They both threw right at Topher, but then bent back and everything entered slow motion. After dodging the projectiles, he grabbed one with his arm and threw both right into them.
Leonard: Ouch! That's hot!
Topher: Yes! Thank you Poise classes!
Chris's voice then came through the speakers.
Chris: And team Floating Salmon achieve victory! Bears, I expect your votes by nightfall!
Sky sighed and brushed her arm. Dave simply curled further into a ball. And Beardo and Leonard shook each other's hands.
Leonard: You were an excellent teammate!
Beardo: And you as well, Leo.
Leonard: You know I should invite you over to hang out with me and Tammy for some larping sessions someday!
Beardo chuckled.
Beardo: Will keep in mind!
The scene transitioned to a nighttime overview of the island, as all the Confused Bears sat awaiting the vote count.
Chris: Alright, campers, I have six of you right now, and only five will survive tonight. As I read out your names, please grab the marshmallow as I throw it to your face. Edward, you're safe!
He caught it just in time.
Chris: Beardo, you're also safe!
Beardo did the 1-Up jingle from Super Mario Bros. as he caught his.
Chris: Leonard, despite your… Uh… quirkiness, you also remain safe!
Leonard: Huzzah!
He then devoured his marshmallow, leaving only 4 left.
Chris: Ella and Shawn, you are also safe!
Ella: Thank you, Christian.
Shawn: Sweet!
Chris: Now, Dave and Sky, you two are the last ones left.
Sky looked very concerned while Dave seemed fine.
Chris: Sky, you live to compete another day!
Sky: Yeah!
She then turned to Dave
Sky: Dave, I'm sorry you had to go.
Dave: No, no, it's fine. I realize if I stayed any longer, I would be a hindrance.
Sky: No, Dave, don't say that! Sure you messed up, but so did everyone else at some point! Okay, I'm sorry I was a bit rude, it's just, trying to succeed is important to me, you know?
Dave: I know, so I decided it's best I leave now. Farewell, Sky, good luck with you and Keith. And Leonard, you aren't completely weird. You too, Beardo!
The two aforementioned constants waved, and with that, Dave climbed into the cannon.
Dave: Okay, fire at wi-ILLL!
He was launched towards the mainland.
Chris: And that's a wrap up if I've seen one! How will the team go on without Mr. Clean? Will they go on a losing streak? Find out next time! On Total Drama Pahkitew Island!
Votes:
Dave: I owe it to myself and Sky to vote myself off, since I will just lose myself to silly questions. Sure, I think she's pretty and all that, but that shouldn't be my only reason for being here!
Beardo: I dunno. To be honest, I'm just gonna vote out Dave since that dude ghosted us.
Leonard: Me and Beardo agree, Dave vanishing is a good reason to take him off.
Shawn: Yeah, Dave, he wasn't much help with this challenge.
Ella: I still cannot bring myself to vote someone off, so I will once again vote myself.
Sky: I'm gonna vote myself off. My conduct wasn't cuth. Man, if Coach Holder saw me, he'd sit me out for sure.
Edward: I'm split between Sky and Dave since both lost out pretty early, and I don't know them all that much, but Dave seemed a bit more stuck up, so I'll vote for him.