Angry luigi gulped as the Saytar was stuck as Attuck freed him .
Whoa! Hey, butt out, buddy!" the satyr growled at Hercules.
The sprite girls spotted him and screamed as they started to run away. One girl turned into a flower lei like from Hawaii, one vanished by the pond and one of the girls turned into a tree. The satyr had no luck capturing any of them. The satyr tried to get the tree one but she slapped him with her branch, sending him to the group.
" Sweet mother of mayham!" Angry luigi says.
"Anyway, can you help us?" Hercules asked.
"We're looking for someone named Philetes."
The satyr found a dish with grapes. He shook off the fruit and instead ate the bowl. "
Call me Phil."
"Phil!" Hercules grew ecstatic and shook the satyr's human hand, nearly squeezing it.
'That's gotta hurt.' Atticus thought to himself as he winced at Phil's pain once again.
"Boy, am I glad to meet ya," Hercules was still thrilled over the satyr. "These are my friends,Attucis, Savannah and Angry luigi and this is Pegasus " Hercules says as Angry luigi hid behind Attucis.
The winged horse licked the satyr's face like a loyal dog.
"Animals, disgusting!" Phil grunted from the affectionate tongue.
"You're half animal half human." Atticus retorted.
"Touche." Phil said before walking towards a giant statue head.
"I need your help," Hercules followed them. "I wanna become a hero. A true hero."
"Sorry, kid, I can't help ya." Phil told them as he went to get a door.
" It's the old teacher is retried when he's needed cliché " Angry Luigi says as Savannah giggled a bit as Attucis just smiled and rolled his eyes playfully.
Hercules counted on his fingers, then shook his head at it. "Look, I've got to do this," he tried to convince the satyr. "Haven't you ever had a dream? Something you wanted to do so bad you'd do anything?"
Phil paused. He seemed to have been deeply touched by that and turned back gently at the group. "Kids, come inside, I wanna show you somethin'."
"Okay." Atticus said, following him.
Pegasus tried to join them, but had trouble and no avail.
the group began to look around well all except Angry Luigi who sped walked infront of every one " Hey Angry Luigi slow down !" Atticus called out.
Angry luigi sighed and crossed his arms.
" What's wrong ?" Atticus asked.
" I don't like doing these things " Angry Luigi admitted " but I have to do it for my loved ones " Angry Luigi says.
" how sweet " Savannah says.
" he's been on multiple adventures that's insane " Attucis says.
Hercules bonked his head and he rubbed his head, nearly wincing.
"Watch it!" Phil called. "That was the mast part of the Argo!"
"TheArgo?" Hercules asked, sounding very interested and starstruck.
"Who ya think taught Jason how to sail, Cleopatra?" Phil scoffed as he showed them all around. "I trained all these would-be heroes. Odysseus, Perseus, Theseus... Lot of 'Yeseses'."
"Wow, did any of them go the distance?" Atticus asked Intersted .
"None of 'em..." Phil sighed, sounding sad and disappointed. "Every single one of those bums let me down," he then came to a statue of a famed hero. "And then there was Achilles, now there's a guy who had it all: The build, the speed, he can take a jab, he can take a hit, he can keep on coming!" He then told the story and flicked the heel of the statue which destroyed it instantly. "Yeah, I had a dream once," he showed a blue fabric with glittering stars showing a figure to the group. "So the great Gods would hang a picture of him up in the stars, all across the sky and people will say: That's Phil's boy. That's right..."
Hercules posed behind the fabric to look heroic. The kids were silent, unsure of how to react, but they respected Phil's dreams and wishes which seemed to take long to come true.
"Eh, dreams are for rookies," Phil scoffed, taking the fabric off, doubting himself now. "A guy can only take so much disappointment."
Angry luigi began to think about his dream but came up short.
Savannah had a fantasy image of herself and Angry luigi.
"But I'm different from those other guys, Phil!" Hercules argued. "I can go the distance! Come on, I'll show you!" he grabbed him by the horns to take him outside.
"He's telling you the truth, he really can." Atticus added in with a smirk as he followed them.
Attucis noticed a shield " cool " Atticus said as Hercules smirked as Savannah stood in thier way " Nope not happening " Savannah says.
" Come on we'll be careful!" Hercules says.
" yeah right your Zeus's son and you haven't even learned to be a true hero and heros don't mess with things " Savannah says.
"Hold in," Phil spun on his hooves and pointed to Hercules. "Zeus is YOUR father, right?"
Hercules nodded as Phil starts to laugh as Hercules and Atticus smirked at each other and each removed big pieces off the floor with little to no effort and then put it back as Phil's jaw dropped.
Black clouds came up behind him and struck him with lightning.
Phil blinked from the impact, feeling that was Zeus to persuade him into going through with it. "Okay..." he replied weakly.
"Thank you, Zeus." Atticus smiled.
"You mean you'll do it?" Hercules grew excited with Pegasus.
"You win..." Phil groaned as he walked off. "Oh, Gods..."
soon the group was in a training field " we need to get this place cleaned up " Phil says as Angry luigi swiped his wirstband and hits a button.
Angry luigi smiles as blue skin covers his arms
Angry luigi smiles as blue skin covers his legs and then he turned around as he grew a tail as XLR8 runs around and strikes a pose
XLR8 runs around cleaning the place as Phil looks amazed.
After the spring cleaning, Hercules took out the bow and arrow for archery practice. Poor Phil got stuck to the arrow and hit the target instead of the arrow once Herc shot it.
"Ooh, that's gonna leave another mark on Phil." Atticus said.
"There goes my ulcer!" Phil groaned.
" That's it I gotta be a hero too !" Atticus says.
" Alright " Hercules cheered as Savannah smiles.
" good for you " Angry Luigi says trying to be supportive in his own ways.
Attucis and Hercules are soon seen trying to balance Eggs with Spoons in thier mouths.
the eggs fell on Pegasus who licked the remains as Angry Luigi and Savannah looked grossed out.
" Ok there's two damsels tied up your jobs is to save them carefully " Phil says .
"You got it " Attucis says before he dashed over as some arrows nearly hit Attucis who leaped over as Herucles ran over to save his Damsel
Hercules managed to free the dummy from her trap, but as he ran across the log, he nearly tripped and it broke. Phil and Pegasus grunted as Hercules and the doll plummeted into the water, but didn't drown.
After that, Phil and Savannah up wooden targets as Hercules and Atticus had to throw swords at them as they went on and off over and over again.
"Rule number 95, kids, concentrate." Phil coached again.
Hercules then threw the swords. He then covered his eyes sheepishly as he saw where they had landed and hit. Pegasus looked too, cringing slightly.
Angry luigi's shirt had been stabbed against a tree luckliy he didn't get hurt.
"Rule number 96 " Savannah says.
Atticus focused and hit the target.
"Booyah!" Attucis cheered.
"Welp this damsel is way too damaged beyond repair we're going to need a replace ment" Phil says "Well maybe a human girl will work it's more motivating " Attucis says.
"Thanks a lot Attucis " Savannah says annoyed before Angry Luigi snapped his finger and used his crystal powers to make some sort of baby girl.
" aw thanks Angry Luigi your a life saver " Savannah says blushing a bit before the baby girl broke into peices as Savannah's eye squinted.
Soon Savannah was tied up and hanging by a rope.
Angry luigi looked pale as his teeth chatted.
" ok Attucis your up first " Phil says as Attucis nodded and ran across the snow before he starts to slip on the ice.
" woah woah " Attucis says as he lost balance before leaping up and grabbing Savannah and untied her before the two of them landed .
" ok now all we need to do is tie you up again so Hercules can try " Attucis says as Savannah sighed.
Hercules was running before he tripped on a rock and fell as the rope got lost as Savannah was falling " I knew I would die on a Monday wait a minute it's Tuesday noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Savannah yelled as Hercules leaped and saved her before slipping on the ice as he and Savannah fell on Angry Luigi.
" are you guys ok?" Atticus asked as Angry luigi and Savannah was knocked out.
" ok let's just say aliens came and tested on them causing them to fall asleep " Phil says.
" good idea um what's a alien ?" Hercules asked as Attucis laughed " We'll see one when the day comes " Atticus says.
Hercules and the others were at the training ground. Attucis was punching stones as they broke as Hercules had to throw swords at the wooden targets again. This time, he aimed carefully away from the others, but he had missed the targets still. He was about to give up, but the one he threw without notice had hit the target as it was swinging. Hercules and the others cheered, Phil was very impressed and proud of the boy's skills.
In the sunset, Pegasus, Hercules, and Phil were doing karate poses.
" any one getting Kung fu panda vibes ?" Savannah asked.
" Nah more like Karate kid " Atticus said.
" Nah it's similar to Kung fu panda there is magic " Savannah says.
" yeah but karate kid wasn't filled with Animals " Atticus said.
Angry luigi watched this looking confused.
Years passed, Hercules was now eighteen, but Savannah , Angry Luigi and Attucis were still unchanged for some reason. Hercules had also changed in another way by wearing different clothes and looked more like a true hero of a town that would be admired and idolized by all.
Phil was measuring Hercules again. As the muscle bounded out, it had broken the tape, much to the satyr's delight. "NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!"
"Wahoo!" Atticus cheered. "Now to the final test, ready, Savannah and Angry Luigi?!"
"Ready..." Angry Luigi droned, sounding a little unenthusiastic.
"Wait why does he have to do it?" Savannah asked as Phil shrugged.
Phil took the others to the most dangerous obstacle course there was. There was swinging over a rope, a giant structured fist pounding every other second, two dangerous sharks ready to bite at Hercules as soon as he would pass them, and more swings with a ring of fire with Savannah and Angry Luigi dangling from it. they looked more nervous than they've had ever been in all thier lifes . Hercules was a little nervous at first. He then went off while Atticus and Pegasus were nervous and Phil kept encouraging Hercules to go for it. No matter how suicidal it seemed. Pegasus was so nervous he was biting against his hooves.
Atticus began to pray for Hercules to survive the final test. Hercules dashed over to save his friends from the trap. He swung over on the rope and he made it past the incoming pendulums which may have sliced him if he hadn't been careful. He then rose his own fist which beat the incoming crushing fist and had broken it. Hercules then pushed away the sharks before he could become their bait. He then jumped through the ring of fire and carried Angry Luigi and Savannah in his arms.
Hercules had landed in the ground and saw training dummies about to shoot at him, but Hercules used his sword as a boomerang and threw it at their arrows and he used his shield to dodge them and make an H on it. He had managed to chop the dummies' heads off and grab his sword as it was now normal.
"YEAH!" Hercules cheered with Pegasus.
"Way to go now it's my turn" Attucis says.
Phil tossed a bell which rang as a landslide was about to crush Angry Luigi and Savannah as Angry Luigi's eyes bugged out as Savannah looked scared.
Attuics ran foward as he leaped and punched one rock down as he grabbed another one and crushed it as he starts punching rocks making sure they don't hit his friends as Attucis soon stopped and began panting as he had completed the final task.
"Way to go "Savannah says.
" next stop Thebes " Hercules says.
" you guys aren't ready " Phil says as Attucis looked at him with puppy eyes " Please we've done a lot of training " Atticus said.
" plus We've gotten experienced friends " Hercules says as Angry luigi was looking at a wall trying to not listen.
" yeah I guess " Savannah says blushing a bit.
" yeah we got this " Atticus said.
" ok let's go " Phil says.
A/N that's all for this chapter see ya in the next one.