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Chapter 4: The Dark Forest Jailbreak

Redstripe felt like a prisoner in StarClan. He was so spoiled and that eventually got boring. He liked seeing his family again, but it definitely wasn't as good as the real world.

He just wanted to escape the torture of being in heaven. They always talked about how StarClan was so great and luxurious, but Redstripe just did the same few things every day, and because of how boring that was, he wanted to get out of there. For weeks he'd been plotting his big escape, which seemed nearly impossible. The Clans had created several advances in technology, like portable dirtplaces, cyber-warriors, even ways to kill cats through computers, but no one had ever cracked the code to escape death. Even with Redstripe's magic, this was gonna be quite a stretch.

Well, thankfully, it wasn't.

Yep, it was pretty easy.

Redstripe simply jumped into the sea and dug out the bottom of the Mariana Trench, which is the lowest point on earth, and literally fell through the sky and back down to the regular Earth.

No more problems... Right?

Well, none except for this one.

IT WAS A JAILBREAK!

Millions upon millions of cats from the Dark Forest streamed through the gap in the sky, wreaking havoc as they fell to the ground. Evil cats from ClownClan, DeathClan, and several other rival clans were now released from their hell and wanted only one thing: To kill StarClan cats. And the only one they could see was Redstripe.

Now, he was in DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP shit.

The last thing he could possibly pull off before some clown ate his ass was his lightspeed blast, which drains like 99.9999% of his energy upon landing. But he had to try. He had to get back to the non-evil RiverClan where he was born, even though he wasn't really sure where the Warriors galaxy was. But he had to try. Lights flashed in all different directions as Redstripe blasted the shit out of the human universe and flew through space once again. It was time to start over.

Finally, after what seemed like thousands of years, Redstripe made it back to the Warriors galaxy. The evil RiverClan warriors were no longer there, but he was afraid that they or the ComputerClan warriors would track him, so he made sure to enable his "Snoop Stopper 2000", a device that... stops snoops. That totally wasn't obvious or anything. He silently cursed himself for not using that before Circuitstar and his goons drugged him. What do they know? What did I tell them? What are they gonna do? His thoughts were still swirling, but once he found shelter in the forest he belonged in, he hushed those questions and finally got some rest. He knew that tomorrow he'd have to deal with the ComputerClan warriors at some point, but now, that didn't matter.

To be continued.

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