This chapter is a lot better, so please take some time to read it.
Chapter 7: Power of the lucky seven
Redstripe knew that everything would be just fine since he demolished the ComputerClan warriors.
It pretty much was, actually. Just for this chapter, at least.
After saying goodbye to the GalaxyClan warriors, he set off to do what he'd been wanting to do for quite some time: Find the non-corrupted RiverClan that he belonged to. There were only a couple cats left, but Redstripe knew that he could help bring the Clan back together.
So...
He found the RiverClan camp and spawned in a bunch of random cats. Boom! Done! All Redstripe had to do was use the Power Of The Lucky Seven.
Yeah, I know, that sounds pretty trashy.
But that was what one of his warriors said to him. How dare he?
"Hey, Redstripe, this whole Power of the Lucky 7 thing is kinda dumb in my opinion, just saying," Eaglewing said. This made Redstripe very angry.
"AYO YOU WANNA KNOW WHO'S REALLY DUMB? GO LOOK IN A GODDAMN MIRROR, IDIOT!" Redstripe yelled.
"Pfft, whatever." Eaglewing walked away.
The few RiverClan warriors that were already there before Redstripe spawned a bunch in were a bit nicer.
Well, I will admit, it had something to do with the Lucky 7 thing... of course... but, uh, whatever.
Another effect of the lucky 7 is that even more cats would automatically enter RiverClan. Lots of cats were having kittens, and after 57 of them were born in a single day, nobody could figure out what to name them all. That was... it was what it was.
While this was happening, Redstripe floated over to two cats who were having an argument.
"YOU THINK THAT MY PAPER AIRPLANE FLEW TWENTY-SIX METERS?! IT WAS TWENTY-SEVEN!"
"NO IT WASN'T! 26 METERS!"
"NO, 27!"
"26!"
"27, DUMBASS!"
"TWENTY SIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!"
"27!"
"26!"
"27!"
"26!"
This eventually got very boring.
So, Redstripe got out his own paper airplane and the two arguing idiots watched it fly farther than their eyes could see, and that was probably into space.
Problem solved.
Redstripe was about ready to lay down and go to sleep before one more thing happened. Several kits rushed up to him with red glows in their eyes like they were about to kill him. They weren't, but someone was. When Redstripe looked at them, they all spoke in a low, eerie, robotic voice.
"IT'S NOT OVER YET, REDSHIT. COMPUTERCLAN IS COMING... YOU CAN FEEL IT IN THE BEAT OF YOUR HEART. WE WILL GET OUR REVENGE SOON, WEAKLING! JUST YOU WAIT!"
And then they were gone. Redstripe briefly checked the nursery, and all of the kits were sleeping peacefully.
Well, so much for the Lucky 7.
I want my viewers to help choose names for the 57 kits, so please give me silly suggestions for kit names in the reviews. (no one did ;-;)