aaaaah im writing this chapter on my phone it's annoying lol xD
Chapter 9: a calm and relaxing game of Phoneball
After the basketball incident, Redstripe was just chilling in his den on his phone, playing pointless idle clicker games with no goal or purpose. He was on his phone pretty much the whole day until something happened that changed it all.
So basically, Redstripe's mom just randomly appeared in the camp.
If you're confused as to why this happened, it's simply because the author thinks it's funny. Don't ask.
When she appeared, she immediately stormed over to Redstripe with a disappointed mom look on her face. This wasn't gonna be a good day for him.
"Redstripe, get off your goddamn phone! You've been on the stupid thing all day!"
Redstripe was kind of angry, so he did something about that we ain't gonna show it tho bois cuz its agains some shit wouldnt wanna do it u know that shit real well bois lol
OK ANYWAY...
after that whole ordeal, Redstripe was back on his phone. But this time, it wasn't enough. He wanted more games!
Well, thankfully, the special summer-only phone game upload spree was happening, so that game him something to do for the NEXT five hours, but eventually even that wasn't enough. Unfortunately he got cut off by RandomThing_09 before he could get carried away with something else.
"Redstripe! Come on! We're playing a game of Phoneball!" He said.
Redstripe did a mental face palm.
Last time the Clan played a sport, it turned into total chaos! He wasn't gonna sit there and let this happen AGAIN! But he couldn't stop himself. His answer wasn't very smart.
"Oh... Okay, sure, I'll play. Be there in a minute," he said, immediately regretting it. But he didn't want to be rude!
So, a minute later, the game started. Thankfully, Phoneball was a bit less chaotic than basketball. But it had its own craziness.
This time, there were four teams, now having only 512 players each instead of over 100 thousand. However, this wasn't much of an improvement.
The game was simple: each player sits down and plays games on their phone, and when the team leaders scream at the top of their lungs, everybody has to run as fast as they can to tackle somebody and grab their phone. Yeah, this was gonna be pretty chaotic.
When the game started, it was pretty chill, and Redstripe used the time to secretly cover his phone with an iron casing, so some idiot didn't break it. And he even put an invisible steel cover on the screen. However he knew he was in trouble when he looked at other cats on opposing teams. Some of them got the same idea, and were now covering their own phones with much, much stronger metals. Redstripe was about to up his game when the team leaders started to yell. He was upset but he got up to run for somebody else's phone.
But...
He was the only one that got up, and the team leaders were pissed.
Crap.
Notice how they 'yelled' instead of 'screamed at the top of their lungs'. Yeah, they were trying to trick people and the one cat it worked on was literally the Clan leader. That was gonna be a pretty good reputation for him, am I right? Damn!
Well, after that embarrassment, the game continued, Redstripe created better metals, and eventually the real chaos started.
When the team leaders screamed again, it was a lot more chaotic than Redstripe thought it would be. He originally thought that everybody would have one specific cat that they were planning to go for, but nope. Most cats tried to go for entire groups of cats, and others made groups themselves to easily knock out single cats. It was literally just a mosh pit at this point. Redstripe tried to make a group with other cats on his team, but literally nobody wanted to because they thought Redstripe would fuck something else up. That meant he was on his own, which obviously wasn't good. He barely lasted a second before a group of six cats ambushed him and grabbed for his phone. He needed to think fast to get out of this one. He tried to duck, but there was already a seventh cat under him to stop him from escaping their grasp. He was pretty much screwed at this point, but when his phone got taken, it turned out to benefit him, because that's when things started to get insane. Right as Redstripe was starting to walk to the bleachers, one of the RandomThings flew up to the ceiling and suddenly spawned like a thousand phones that fell on everybody and created that same sort of basketball mess with everybody screaming, running, dying, and that one guy from SpongeBob that screams "MY LEG!".
So, in the aftermath, there were about 600 cats in the hospital and the rest of them were arguing about whether Coke was better than redbull. But Redstripe on the other hand was ready to call a meeting to ban sports in the clan. This was getting out of control.
Find out what happens next in chapter 10!