Remaining Campers
Screaming Gophers: Allen, Erica, Garry, Jonathan, Molly, Ramona
Killer Bass - Brenda, Caleb, Caroline, Christian, Evan, Faith, Jasmine, Lamar, Nick
Episode 9: Paintball Deer Hunter
Last time on Total Drama Island…
Both teams set out on a canoe trip to deadly Boney Island. Molly and Ramona played matchmaker for Allen and Erica. There were winners and there were losers also known as the: Bass. Between Nick's scheming and him being behind they're loss, Jake was the next camper to walk the Dock of Shame. But not before a goodbye kiss from Caroline. Faith picked up a cursed idol that was supposed to be grabbed by Jasmine. Will Faith live to regret her good luck charm? And can my teeth possibly get any whiter? Find out here on Total…Drama…Island!
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(Intro Plays)
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Chris flew his helicopter very low to wake the campers up. Garry woke up in a panic. "Hit the deck!" he screamed. "They're coming man! They found us!" he jumped under Jonathan and Allen's bunk, who just shrugged.
The bass girls weren't faring any better. Jasmine jumped and hit her head on the bunk above. "Ok," she complained, "That dude is really getting on my last nerves!"
"I know," Faith said. "He's so annoying." Brenda and Jasmine got dressed and leave.
Faith noticed Caroline's dejected look and asked. "You still upset over Jake?"
"Yeah," she signed. "I finally admit that I liked him and he gets voted out."
"I'm sorry about that"
"It's okay, i couldn't of dated him anyway with the competition going on,"
"Why?"
"Cause i need to win,"
"That makes sense,"
"Yeah…"
"Do you think you'll hook up after the show?"
"Maybe,"
"Well, at least you don't have to worry about that for a long time," Caroline looked unsure.
Suddenly Chris said over the loudspeakers. "I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet! Breakfast is in 3 minutes at the campfire pit"
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(Campfire Pit)
"Are you ready for today's Extreme Max Impact Challenge?!" Chris asked the campers.
"We're ready!" Faith yelled. Jasmine shook her head.
"Incoming!" The host yelled as he threw a can of beans. It looked like It was going to hit Erika before Allen caught it and the two shared a smile. "This is breakfast," Chris explained as he passed the cans to the campers.
"I think we have some difference in opinion on what breakfast is," Nick commented.
"I like beans," Evan said as he got hit in the head and fell over.
"Today's challenge is all about survival," Chris explained. "We're going hunting," he said as he brandished a paintball gun.
"That's more like it," Garry said.
"Isn't that a paintball gun?" Jonathan asked.
"Why yes Jonathan it is," Chris answered before he shot him.
"So are we gonna be hunting the other team?" Ramona asked.
"Correctamundo! This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the teams when we're in the woods so…finish breakie!"
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(Woods)
"And now for the team breakdowns," Chris said. "The Screaming Gophers Hunters are Allen, Ramona, and Erica. Locked and loaded with Gopher green paint. And with Red paint are the Bass Hunters: Jasmine, Christian, Evan and Caroline. You also get these stylin' glasses and wicked camo camps. The rest of you are now deer. Here are your noses, antlers, and little white tails." Faith raised her hand and Chris said, "Yes Faith, you will have to keep the deer antlers on for the duration of the challenge."
"There's no way I'm a deer." Garry said.
Chris put the accessories on him and said, "Take these off and your team is toast. Dear get a head start, so. Off you go."
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(Gophers)
Jonathan, Molly and Garry were walking through the forest. "I still can't believe Chris made me a stupid deer," Chris complained.
"I don't know about you guys," Jonathan said, "but I'm outta here," He pranced away on all fours, leaving stunned teammates.
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(Bass)
Nick, Brenda, Faith, Caleb and Lamar were walking through the forest. "This is the lamest thing i've ever done," Brenda said
"We'll be in trouble if we stick together," Faith said. "Let's split up, I'll go with Nick." she pulled him away.
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Confessional
Faith - Nick is so cute, I hope we don't end up like Jake and Caroline.
Nick - I don't know what's going on with Faith, but I'm gonna have to figure it out.
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(Gopher Hunters)
Ramona and Erica were listening to Allen's hunting tips, the latter with much more interest. "Wow, you know a lot about this stuff"
"My uncle taught me," Allen said.
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(Bass Hunters)
"All right hunters, start your paintballs!" Chris announced over the loudspeaker
"Might as well get this over with," Christian said.
"Agreed," Jasmine said.
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Christian was stumbling through the woods when he came across Faith. "What are you doing here?"
"I was keeping Nick some company, but I think he's gone now."
"He just left like that?"
"I know it's so not nice," she replied.
"Alright, i gotta go hunt some Gopher dear,"
"Ok"
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Confessional
Christian - Nick has been suspicious lately, I'm keeping my eye on him.
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Evan was sneaking around. "I am a fiercely tuned machine," he told himself. He saw Jonathan eating some grass and said, "Ah there's one. I just need to line up my shot and -" He burped and caught Jonathan's attention who ran away. "I think I ate too many beans."
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Faith hid under a picnic table and waited for Chef to leave, she tried to stand up but smacked her head on the table. Chef looked back a moment then shrugged, and Faith ran inside.
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"This time I got him," Evan said as he was lining up another shot on Jonathan. "Get ready to be painted in 3..2..Snake!" He jumped out of his hiding spot and once again alerted Jonathan to his presence. He ran and Evan ran after him. "It's on Jonathan! I hope you like the color red, because that's all I got!" he yelled as he shot several times and missed.
Back at the main lodge Faith had snagged a back of chips. She was about to leave but saw Chef coming and hid under a table. Chef came in and was headed for the kitchen when the idol fell out of her pocket. He heard the sound and looked over to her, who was already gone.
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Confessional
Faith - that was so dumb, but they looked so tasty.
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Jonathan was still running from Evan, on all fours as he continuously shot at him. "Just stand still so I can hit you!" He yelled. Jonathan ran across a stream and Evan chased after him and caught a rock between his legs. "Ok, now I'm mad," he said in a high pitched voice.
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Faith had stopped and rested after running from Chef when a rustle caught her attention. "I'm too tired to run so shoot me," she said.
Brenda walked out, "No gun. Did you get caught by a hunter?" she asked.
"No, just almost died for a bag of chips," They started walking off and Faith held the bag to Brenda "Want some?"
"Na, i hate barbecue"
"That's weird"
"Figures the first deer I see belongs to my team" Christian quipped.
"Hey Christian," "Sup" Brenda and Faith said.
"Any hunters find you?"
"Nope," Faith said, "I'm gonna head out, you coming Brenda?"
"I think i'll stay here"
"Suit yourself" she said before getting hit with a paintball. Christian and Brenda ran off.
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"You can run, but you're just delaying the inevitable!" Evan yelled as he kept shooting. They found themselves at the top of a 1000 foot cliff. Jonathan was concerned and Evan let out a borderline psychotic laugh. "You're mine now dear," he said as he pulled the trigger one more time but nothing came out. "Huh, any chance you'll wait for me to reload?" Jonathan angrily walked to Evan. "Hey man, let's talk about this"
Jonathan threw Evan off the cliff and panced off.
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Christian and Brenda were still running Brenda asked "Why are you running?"
"Force of habit" Christian deadpanned. Both of them ran into Lamar, literally.
"Hey guys" He said.
"How's it going man?" Christian asked.
"Not bad, Allen almost got me earlier. But I think I got rid of him."
"Let's hope you're right," Christian said. "I don't wanna lose three in a row."
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Evan had just fished himself out of the lake. "Ok, I was shorted on ammo, thrown off a cliff, and almost ran into a shark. But I will not be defeated." he said to himself. He noticed Garry nearby, "I'm still in this."
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"Two hours of sneaking around in the woods and I haven't shot a thing," Jasmine mused. "Who would do this for fun?" she saw a couple of deer but wasn't too sure who they were. She shrugged and shot one of them.
"Ow!" Christian said. "What was that for?"
"I'm sorry I thought you were a Gopher deer," Jasmine said.
"Just look before shooting next time, okay?" he told her iirately
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Garry was drinking water from a stream when he heard a burp. He sniffed and said "Beans. Evan." He looked up. "Evan!' Another burp. "Nice try! You almost had me!" he ran off leaving Evan in the tree enraged.
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Christian narrowed his eyes and shot back at Jasmine's back. She shot back, and the two started emptying their guns on each other. With Brenda and Lamar caught in the middle.
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Garry was tagging a tree when Faith walked up to him. "Why do you smell like beans?" She asked him.
"I had a run in with Evan"
"Well i'm gonna head back"
"That's the wrong way"
"Thanks!"
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Confessional
Garry - I wish i could take these stupid antlers off, but then i would get disqualified.
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Ramona and Erica followed Trent through the woods. They overheard the sound of a paintball. He signaled for them to follow quietly and they nodded. They looked at each other before shooting all four gophers. "This is kinda fun!" Erica commented.
The loudspeaker sounded. "Attention human wildlife and hunters!" Please report back to camp, it's time to show your hids and tally up the score!"
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"Tsk, tsk tsk," Chris said disappointedly. "Stealing from Chef, eating chips in the woods, being thrown off cliffs. Do you know what I see here? I see an undisciplined group. I see a disgraceful mess. I see a massive waste of paint products. And i have to say….That was awesome! When you guys opened fire on your own team? Wicked Tv guys."
"Well, since about half the Bass are dripping in paint, and some of them aren't even deer…I think we have our winner! You're off to a hunting camp shindig. Bass, i'll see you at the elimination ceremony. Again.
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(Elimination Ceremony)
Chris addressed the campers "The 3 of you got votes," he said referring to Brenda, Christian, and Jasmine. "Next Marshmallow goes to Brenda," she was shocked to not be bottom 2 this time. "The final marshmallow goes too….Christian.
Jasmine was disappointed and walked to the dock of shame with dissatisfaction of how she performed.
Author's Note: This was a chill chapter.
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TDI Rankings
22nd Wanda
21st Louis
20th Donna
19th Shawn
18th Chelsea
17th Annie
16th Jake
15th Jasmine