Remaining Campers
Screaming Gophers: Allen, Erica, Garry, Jonathan, Molly, Ramona
Killer Bass: Brenda, Caleb, Caroline, Christian, Faith, Lamar, Nick
Episode 13: X-Treme Torture
Last time on Total Drama island….
The thirteen surviving campers were put through Master Chief Hatchet's brutal boot was the first person sent to the brig by Major Harshness for disorderly conduct. Shocker. But what was a surprise was when Molly smuggled food with Garry. The two proceeded to pull a B & E to steal some PB and J and ended up K-I-S-S-I-N-G. Whew. Erica won her stripes for the Gophers, but it was a non elimination challenge. Don't feel too bad tho, cause the Gophers won a huge reward that will be revealed later in the competition.
This week, the campers are pushed to the extreme! Who will crack under the pressure? Find out right now, on Total…Drama….Island!
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(Intro Plays)
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(Campgrounds)
A bear was trying to steal marshmallows as the campers were sleeping. Chris woke up the campers by flying an old plane low to the ground. The bear ran off with it's prize. The groggy campers assembled in the campgrounds. Chris yelled "Incoming!" as he dived further down.
"Scatter!" Faith yelled as they all ran out of the way
"Yes!" the host cheered. "I can't wait to get my pilot's license!" he gasped as he ran to the outhouse, demolishing it. The thieving bear had hidden in it, and hid the marshmallows behind him, dropping a couple. Chris stopped the plane. And just looked at the campers. Just testing your muscles for todays," he said the rest in a megaphone, "EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!"
Brenda groaned. "It's too early for this."
The host continued. "This week you'll participate in three challenges. First up, EXTREME SOFA BED SKYDIVING! Contestants will plummet, uh skydive, to a waiting sofa bed target below." Chef demonstrated the challenge by hopping on a plane to a bed, but got smashed as the bed tried to retract. The campers looked distrubed by his muffled screams of pain. "Of course," Chris said. "You'll be jumping from five thousand feet, and wearing these." He tossed two moth-eaten parachutes out of the plane, as in moths were currently eating them. "Our Lucky contestants are Allen and Christian."
"Sure, why not?" Christian shrugged. "With all the stuff I survived this season it should be a piece of cake. Let's do this."
"Yeah, sure." Allen said unconvincingly, "Bring it on."
"Not so fast," Chris said. "Because the second challenge is," he popped up near a pen containing a very angry looking moose."EXTREME RODEO MOOSE RIDING! Contestants must ride the Great Canadian Bucking Moose for eight seconds or, he pointed to a sock pile, "get hoofed into a giant pile of socks from the last and found."
"That's super disgusting," Brenda scoffed.
"It's your lucky day Brenda," Chris told her. "You're riding for Bass and Garry, you're riding for the gophers."
"It could be worse," Garry said.
"It looks so cute," Faith remarked as she looked at the moose. "I just want to pet-" she was interrupted by the moose actually punching her in the face.
"And the final challenge of the day is," Chris announced "EXTREME SEADOO WATER SKIING! Contestants will watersky a race course while grabbing as many flags as they can before crossing the finish line, while a member of the opposing team drives the seadoo."
"But that course doesn't have any water," Molly pointed out. "How exactly are we supposed to water ski?"
"With a lot of pain and difficulty," Chris answered. "Check it out." Chef tried to demonstrate the challenge, but skipped across the mudd like a stone before smacking into a tree. Chris laughed for a bit. "Awesome! Jonathan, you'll ski for the Screaming Gophers.
"Sweet!" Jonathan cheered.
"And Nick, for the Killer Bass."
"It will be my pleasure," Nick said.
"Now for the cool swag," Chris announced. "Whoever wins the most challenges wins bragging rights for the night, saves their butts from elimination, and wins a tricked out multi massage mobile shower." he gestured to the prize, where Chef was playing a harb nearby. The campers all gasped in appreciation.
"Can it be?" Ramona asked.
"Oh, it be," the host answered.
"Wow, that's nice," Christian said. "I expected something way worse,"
"You're telling me," Brenda replied.
Chris got back in his plane and started it. "Ok gang. Chow for breakfast and report back for the EXTREME SPORTS CHALLENGE!" he took off in a plane, kicking up a cloud of dust that caused the campers to cough.
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(Main Lodge)
Most of the campers were leaving the main lodge. Only Molly, Erica, and Faith were left. "Wow Chef," Faith said. "The breakfast was almost good."
Chef rolled his eyes as Faith left. He bent down and picked up a note with a heart drawn on it. "For the girl with beautiful eyes?" He read before he left the building.
Molly picked up the note and showed it to Erica. "Check it out," Erica said. "It's a corny haiku poem."
"Wow," Molly said. "Whoever wrote this really likes someone. I think it's for you."
"Really," Erica said surprised. "I was gonna say it was for you."
"But Allen really likes you. He's always scamming extra muffins for you."
"But Garry is so into you. Remember Yesterday?"
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Flashback
Garry ran over to where Molly was talking to Erica. "Hey Molly," he said.
"Hi Gary," she replied. They both stared into eachothers eyes as Allen pushed him into the water. By the doc.
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"Then again, Garry probably couldn't even think long enough to even write a haiku."
Molly looked upset. "Who do you mean by that?"
"Nothing," Erica defended. "It's just that Garry doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed."
"He did almost get us eliminated with his alliance"
"Yeah but that's game stuff, i'm talking about outside that,"
"Well at least he's original. I don't think Allen even writes his own songs." the two fought over the note before tearing it in half in the struggle.
"I'll tell you what," Erica spat. "I'll bet you two night desserts that the poem was for me."
"Oh, you are on."
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(Woods)
Chris sat in the plane while the campers were assembled next to the sofas. "Now remember," he started. "Ground teams can wheel the sofa beds wherever they went to help their comrades with the landing."
"Hey Allen," Ramona asked. "When you bite the dust trying to impress Erica, can I get your guitar?"
"Have you ever thought maybe Allen's doing this as a form of self expression" Erica said. "Like haiku?" The Gophers give her strange looks. "Or not" Molly shot her a smug look.
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Confessional
Erica - Ok, so it wasn't my most subtle sleuthing moment.
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The plane carried Chistian and Allen to the drop zone. Chris showed them a stack of papers. "If you could just fill these out," he told them.
"But we already signed insurance forums at the beginning of the show," Allen said.
"Yeah but those are for organ donation! I have this cool canabal challenge I wanna pitch to the producers, and this will go a long way towards budgeting free props! Here comes the drop boys!"
"I don't see the drop zone!" Christian said.
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(Beach)
The Bass on the ground team were trying to push the sofa, but couldn't get it to move. "Why isn't this thing moving?" Brenda asked.
Lamar looked under the sofa. "The wheel's are rusted out. We're lucky we got this far,"
"Any other bright ideas?" Brenda asked.
"Pray?" Faith suggested.
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Back in the plane, Christian seemed to have lost all of his courage. "Uh i don't think i can do this man," he told Allen.
"Don't worry dude" the brickhouse replied. "I'm sure you'll hit the mattress." he patted Christian on the back accidently sending him off the plane. "Uh-oh Snap."
Christian fell from the sky screaming, and not bothering to open his chute. He hit the ground and left a small Christian-shaped crater in the sand. The other Bass gasped and gathered around him. "Christian?" Faith asked worriedly. He just groaned in response.
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In the plane, Allen was gathering his courage. "Ok," he told himself. "Pull the blue cord first, then the red. Blue then red" He jumped out of the plane. "Blue," he said as he pulled the red cord. "Red?" he asked, seeing the cord had ripped from the chute. He tried pulling the blue one but with the same effect. He realized his situation and started screaming.
The gopher ground team were in a less dire situation. "So what's romantic to you?" Molly asked Garry.
"I've always dreamed about a kissing girl i really like in the rain"
Molly blushed. "Wow that does sound nice, i was thinking of like a poem or something"
"What kind of poem?" Jonathan asked. "Is it a regular card store type? Or were you thinking like a sonnet or something?"
"I haven't given that much thought Jonathan" she answered.
"Well you should," Jonathan said matter-of-factly "The first step to making a poem successful is knowing what to write for that person. The whole thing could fall apart otherwise. In fact-"
He was cut off by the sounds of Allen's screams. The parachute had finally managed to work and he was gently floating down. The Gophers hurried to give him a soft landing. The sofa stopped on it's own and the bed popped out of it, Allen landing on it safely not long after. "Everyone's still here," he said to himself. "Nothing's broken. Whew." the bed closed itself back up, with Allen still in it. The rest of the Gophers gasped, then stolled away with their hands behind they're back.
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Chris flew the plane and announced, "Bass lose, Gophers win! One, zero!"
The Bass stood by as Chef, in the female nurse's outfit, wheeled Christian away in a full body cast on a stretcher. "Take care man," Nick said.
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(Woods)
"Ok cowpokes," Chris said. "It's time for part two, THE RODEO MOOSE CHALLENGE!"
"Do you think you can do this?" Molly asked.
"I'm gonna get us this win easy," Garry said, "Brenda isn't gonna be able to do it."
"Hey, don't be so cocky," Molly retorted.
"You're right," Garry said. "I'll calm down."
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Confessional
Garry - Molly '''s great, I just don't think she'll be too fond of me when she sees I framed Jonathan as a thief. I'll admit it's been clouding my mind lately so I have to regain focus. I thought about telling her the truth but I'm not sure.
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"If you say you will, Molly replied. "Then I trust you. Subject change, did you write a haiku for me?"
"No," he answered, "Why?"
"Someone wrote one for someone and i thought it might've been you"
"No it wasn't-" he didn't get to finish that sentence as the moose had been released. He screamed as was immediately thrown off into a sock pile.
Chris stood nearby with his timer. "And Garry is-" Garry flew over his head. "Out?!" He stayed half buried in the pile. "Ohh that stinks big time for the Gophers!"
"Hold on, wait a minute." Chris's voice played over the show as it'd been paused. "Let's just rewind that shot and run it in super slow mode."
The shot rewound to just before Garry flew over Chris. "I'm embarrassed. This is so degrading, I mean just look at me!" The clip played Garry sailing over the host. A hand scribbled over Chris's clothes and circled his face with a pink marker. "Can we please get a decent budget together for hair and make up? I look like I just fell out of bed. Yeesh!
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"Well, let's see how i do on this," Brenda cracked her knuckles.
(Fade to Commercial)
The show came back to a scene of a groggy squirrel next to a chipping bird. The squirrel is sleeping the bird, causing it to fall off the tree."I'm doing great right now!" Brenda bragged while on the moose. She pet it and said, "Easy boy, you don't wanna make me mad now."
The moose's eyes flashed red with anger. Chef panicked, "Sweet mother of-" he was run over before he could finish.
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Molly and Erica were arguing. "Yeah well, you're guys a rockstar wannabe with fake lyrics, Molly shot at gwen.
"So, your guys's an over the top, smelly juvie reject," They listened to Brenda's taunts and screams of glee a bit before Ercia signed. "Ok, so it wasn't Allen or Garry."
"And we did assume it was for us," Molly added. "But, I still wanna know who wrote it, and who it's for so… help me find out?" She asked extending her hand.
"Sure, I'm curious too." They shook hands and hugged as Brenda's background cries grew more panicked.
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The bear from earlier in the episode sat with a pile of marshmallows. Licking its lips at its meal. Then Brenda and the moose trampled them all. The bear looked at the camera and tear fell from it's eye.
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(Water Skiing Course)
Chris pulled up in an ATV. "So, he announced. "We have a tie. Whoever wins this EXTREME SEADOO WATERSKI CHALLENGE wins invincibility."
Caroline whispered to Faith, "We need to make sure to win this, or else one of us is going home."
Faith whispered back, "I know. That's why-" She said the next part loud enough for the team to hear, "I call dibs on driving Jonathan!"
"Just win the shower so I can get my hair done," Brenda said.
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Confessional
Jonathan - This is it, we're tied for the win. Ramona is driving Nick. I'm skiing for the Gophers , I have to win to stay in this game. I have no trust in Allen to hold up our deal.
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Outside the confessional Molly and Erica were discussing the poem. "Ok," Erica said. "So-haikuist candidates are "Nick, Lamar, Caleb, Christian or Jonathan"
"Well Nick and Lamar don't seem like secret admirer type," Molly pointed out. "And Jonathan is…"
Jonathan chose that moment to walk out the confessional. "Ladies," he greeted in his deep voice. He tried to walk but tripped on his pants that were around his ankles.
"Yeah I'll take Christian, you'll take Caleb." they high fived and walked away.
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Jonathan stood in the skies. "Just give up and save yourself some trouble," Faith told him from the seadoo.
Chris drove by, "Here are the road rules: Oh wait! There are no rules. Which means, this is gonna be awesome!"
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Molly walked up to Caleb, "So," she started awkwardly, "How bout those haikus?"
"So," Caleb responded mockingly, "how bout those arbitrary, way out of left field questions?"
Molly signed and sent a thumbs down to Erica.
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"And go!" Chris announced. Faith started the seadoo and drove off, pulling Jonathan off his skies and dragging him across the mud with pained groins. He managed to grab a flag. "Flag one, for Gophers!"
"Uh oh," Faith said before she sped up. Jonathan grabbed the next four flags.
"Five flags and heading home!"
"Aw come on!" Faith yelled.
"Faith has to cross the finish line or be disqualified. But when she does, Jonathan will take the five flags to victory for the Screaming Gophers."
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Confessional
Faith - I know it's technically wrong, but we had to win.
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Faith pulled a knife from her pocket and turned around. "Sorry Jonathan," but i gotta cut you loose!" she giggled as she got ready to cut the line.
"Victory is," Jonathan started before getting distracted. "Huh?"
Just as Faith bent to cut the line, a branch from a tree snaked itself under her shirt and took it off. She shot up in surprise and, realizing the state she was in screamed, covered herself and yelled, "Don't look!"
Jonathan was now completely distracted and crashed into a rock, dropping all the flags. The seadoo crashed, sending Faith directly into the same bear. It growled at the latest thing to thwart it's marshmallow stealing mission.
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"I don't know what Faith did to make Jonathan lose his concentration," Chris said. "But it's a total wipeout for the Gophers team!"
"Boobies," Jonathan said dreamily.
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"So," Erica asked Christian. "If you win is there a special someone you'll be showering for?"
"Let me let you in on a little secret," Christian said. "I can't even use this shower cause I can't get my cast wet."
She signed. "Nevermind."
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"Ready? Set," Chris said. "Ride it like it's sweeps week. "Go!"
Ramona pulled off on the seadoo; but then she tried to steer it, her eyes widened in horror. "I can't get it to steer!" She yelled in a panic.
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Confessional
Nick - I couldn't take the chance of losing this challenge, So I took some precautions.
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"It's still a straight crose to the finish Ramona," Chris told her. "So you still have to cross. But when you do, that flag that Nick just picked up will take the Killer Bass to they're first win since Jasmine!" There was nothing she could do but sit back and watch as the Bass won the challenge. "Well that was disappointing, Bass win!"
The bas cheered. Garry complained. "I really needed that shower."
Allen patted him on the back and got a whiff. "Whew, right you are my stunky friend."
Confessional
Garry - I mean I know I stink but is it really that bad? -the flies in the outhouse all suddenly died-
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"The Gophers went belly up," Chris said to the camera, "and now will decide which camper to flush. Will the Bass get some much needed showers.
Caleb looked at Lamar and Nick, "How much you wanna bet they took all the hot water?"
Molly and Erica sat at a picnic table trying to figure out the poem. "So we ruled out Christian and Caleb," Erica said.
"I know," Molly said, "I have to know who it is!"
"Who what is?" Brenda asked the two.
Chris popped in the frame, "Another note from your secret admirer Brenda?"
"Brenda's the crush girl?" the two girls asked.
"Yep, Evan has been sending me these for awhile, even though he's not in the game anymore," she said before walking off.
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(Elimination Ceremony - Gophers)
"As you know," Chris told the Gophers, "if you do not receive a marshmallow you will be forced to walk the Dock of Shame and you can never return to camp. Molly and Allen, you're safe." He threw another marshmallow to Erica. "You're safe as well." He threw another to Ramona "you too!"
"Ok that leaves Jonathan who bailed big for reasons unknown."
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Confessional
Jonathan - Boobies
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"And Garry who let's face it stinks-"
"I already cleaned myself!" Garry yelled in his defense.
"And that's why you're safe. Jonathan, sorry dude, you're done like dinner."
Jonathan, already packed, headed off the docks. "Well guys, it's been fun," he said high fiving the 5.
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(Dock of Shame)
"Farawell Total Drama Island," Jonathan said. "I lost but I saw boobies. What more can a man ask for?"
"You're a man?" Brenda asked.
Nick added, "You saw boobies?"
Jonathan tossed his bags into his boat and drove away.
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Author's Note: Jonathan was a great character, but he didn't fit my vision of the merge. Sorry about the haiku turning out to not be a big deal, it is however the first clue the contestants get to the eliminated contestants being near the camp (Evan sending letters to Brenda after he's eliminated)
The Votes
Allen - Jonathan
Erica - Jonathan
Garry - Jonathan
Molly - Jonathan
Ramona - Jonathan
Jonathan - Garry
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