Remaining Campers
Screaming Gophers: Allen, Erica, Garry, Molly, Ramona
Killer Bass: Brenda, Caleb, Caroline, Christian, Faith, Lamar, Nick
Episode 14 Brunch of Disgustingness
Last time on Total Drama Island…
A note from a secret admirer got Erica and Molly up in each other's business. Allen accidentally knocked his boy Christian off the airplane, sending him deep into the earth's crust. Brenda showed everyone how to hang on for dear life on the moose ride. Jonathan showed himself to an ace flag catcher. Until he caught sight of Faith's…unmentionables, causing him to crash his way right off the island. And now, let's see what's in store for our campers on this week's episode of Total….Drama…Island!
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(Intro Plays)
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(Main Lodge)
Chris and Chef were standing next to the door. Erica and Garry walked into the building, Allen not far behind them. He saw the empty tables and exclaimed, "What? No breakfast?"
"Oh, don't worry bro," Chris said. "There will be plenty of food later on." The two co-hosts started giggling.
The rest of the Gophers shuffled in. Ramona asked, "What are you two bozos so giggly about?" This made the two giggle harder.
The Bass settled in. "Congratulations to the final twelve campers for making it to the halfway point in the competition! Chris announced.
"That's so cool!" Faith said.
Chris announced, "The two teams will become one next week. But first all the girls will be moved to the Gopher cabin and Boys will stay in the Bass Cabin. This week's challenge is as old as time itself, a battle of the sexes!" Nick winked at the girls, and Faith returned with a thumbs up. "After everyone is settled in, I'll announce the challenge. And then you'll have a bite to eat." He and Chef laughed some more. "Ready for a little good news? This week, no one will be kicked off." The campers cheered. "It's all for reward and it's a good one. Okay, time to relocate. Let's move!" The campers all left and the co-hosts giggled again.
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(Campgrounds)
The campers were walking back to they're cabins. Ramona ran up behind Faith and Caroline and hooked an arm around each. "Wut up girls," she said. "I'm glad i'm gonna be bunking with you 2 sistas, you seem cool."
Brenda stopped them, "Watch it with this one, she's crazy."
"Hey!" Ramona protested.
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(Bass Cabin - Girl's side)
Caroline and Brenda had just finished packing and were ready to leave with Faith. Caroline left the cabin and Brenda was on her way out when Nick opened the door. "Hey," he said with a smile.
"Hey," she replied, "It was really nice being on the same team with you."
"Yeah it was," Nick said, "Brenda I have to tell you something."
"What is it Nick?"
"It's about the next vote, you see i think-"
Chris showed up and grabbed Brenda, "Big day ahead of us!" He pulled the girl out the cabin
"I'll take care of that later," Nick said to himself. Allen showed up and knocked him over with his guitar. "Hey man, let's watch where we're going." he looked like he was about to yell.
Allen looked worried, "You good dude? My bad"
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(Campgrounds)
Brenda met up with Faith and Caroline. "Where were you?" Caroline asked.
"Talking with Nick, why haven't you gone in yet."
"Honestly, I'm a little nervous. I don't know what's going to be behind the door."
"Well it can't be that bad," Brenda said as she opened the door. Both of their eyes went wide at the argument they walked in on.
"No one is going anywhere until I find out who eat my pudding pockets!" Ramona said.
"I ate them," Molly said. "It's not that big of a deal."
"Not that big of a deal? That's my food. No one touches my food!"
"Well maybe this'll teach you to stop leaving your stuff everywhere. You can't throw a rock in this cabin without hitting something of yours. I woke up with your bra on my face yesterday."
"At least I didn't kiss a guy in a relationship!"
"At least I actually kissed a guy!"
Ramona growled. "You want a piece of this?"
"Um," Caroline started to say.
Molly looked at the door, "Caroline! Brenda! Fate! I'm so glad you guys are here"
Faith held up a finger, "It's Faith"
"Oh my bad," Molly replied. "We honestly don't usually fight like this, we normally get along very well."
"Kinda dysfunctional tho," Erica deadpanned.
"But still we get along," Molly said. "If you two need anything, just let me know. I wanna make sure your stay here is great." Erica and Romana sent each other weird looks.
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Molly - So maybe I'm laying it on a little thick, But the gophers are outnumbered right now and I need them to side with us.
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Molly continued, "So you can have these bunks next to me, They used to belong to Chelsea and Donna, but they're not here anymore. I can't wait to get to know you two more."
"Thanks Molly," Caroline said. "It's nice to hear you say that." She looked at Faith. "And you were worried the guys would get along better than us."
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(Guys Cabin)
The guys cabin was filled with the sounds of celebration. Garry and Nick had toasted and were drinking juice. Caleb and Allen were dancing to a record on a turntable. Lamar was also dancing while Christian started bobbing his head near the other guys.
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Confessional
Christian - I'm having a blast right now! I didn't know that Nick could let loose like that.
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(Girls Cabin)
"Wait right here," Molly told the new arrivals. "I've got a bag full of makeup I'm not using and you guys are more than welcome to help yourself."
"Oh gee really?" Faith asked excitedly. "This is the first time I've ever got free makeup."
"Alright" Molly said in surprise, "Well I mean it, what's mine is yours."
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Confessional
Faith - I think Molly is trying to get me into an alliance, it's a shame i'm already in Nick's cause omg i love this makeup
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Molly smiled, "Come on let's settle in our new room" she said to the 3 girls.
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(Main Lodge)
The twelve campers were standing as Chris explained, "It's time….for today's challenge."
"Where's breakfast at?" Ramona asked, causing the co-hosts to giggle again.
"Stop doing that!" Brenda yelled.
Chris stopped laughing, "Let's just tell them what today's challenge is, The Brunch of Disgustingness. You'll be getting a nine course meal. Each member of each team must finish each dish. You will not know if the next dish is grosser than the last, not as gross, or just as gross, just that it will likely be…Gross."
"Tell them what they'll get if they win, Chris!" Chef said in a game show host-esque tone.
"The winning team spends two days at a local five-star resort. Where they'll be pampered, eat gourmet food, and be given antibiotics against anything that may have caught while participating in the challenge! The losing team will go hungry tonight. And spend the next two days here, on Total Drama Island, with Chef." He pointed a thumb to the cook, who was giving the creepiest smile and wave he could muster. The campers gasped.
"We have to win this challenge," Molly declared.
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Confessional
Caroline - Molly's trying to bring me into an alliance. it's not a horrible idea since I've felt like I'm on the bottom of the bass ever since Jake's boot.
Molly - We got today's challenge in the bag, women are known for being able to put disgusting things in their mouth. -She started into the camera awkwardly as she realized what she just said-
Nick - I was afraid of a challenge like this, I value my body and i don't want to stomach this garbage
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The teams sat down and waited for the next challenge to start. "Take a whiff boys," Ramona taunted. "Cause all I smell is victory for me and my girls!"
"I spent a year in juvie," Caleb said, "So I'm used to being forced to eat gross stuff."
"Let's begin the challenge," Chris said with a smile. "First some hor d'oeuvres." Chef handed the teams plates of kidney shaped meat.
"Meatballs?" Garry asked.
"Technically you're right Garry," Chris answered. "But these are kinda special."
"It's Beef testicales bourguinuin," Chef explained. The shot cut to a bull lying on the ground and crying before cutting back to the challenge.
"Testicles?" Garry asked. "Ew ew ew!"
The guys started at they're plates. "Even Jackson would not force me to eat this." Nick commented. Caleb tried to eat one, but started tearing up at the act. Lamar sniffed and a tear fell down to his plate. Christian also had a tear looking at the plate.
"It's the hardest thing a man can do," Chris commented.
Confessional
Molly - after about three seconds, I realized the guys were not gonna finish this dish. Though, I understand what they're going through. -Her eyes widened- Wait! That came out wrong! I meant-
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Molly popped a meatball into her mouth with ease, causing Caleb, Allen and Nick to instinctively protect their crotches. "Come on guys, they're just meatballs," she taunted before laughing.
"This is so wrong," Faith said to herself. "But I could use a couple days away from here. Chef really scares me." Faith started eating.
"We can't let the girls win," Lamar said, "Our manhood is at stake!"
"So was the bull's!" Christian yelled.
"Hey Erica," Molly said. "Why aren't you eating?"
"I don't think i can do this," Erica replied.
"Hey you got this, i eat it too" Allen watched this with a concerned expression.
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Confessional
Allen - I know she's not in danger of elimination, but I couldn't let her paint a target on herself.
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Allen walked over to her and said, "The round won't end until someone wins, and it'll be awhile before we can get it down." Nick narrowed his eyes. Erica smiled and finished her dish.
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Confessional
Erica - I love how Allen is always doing something sweet like that.
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"Well, looks like the guys lost this round," Chris announced. "The first round goes to the female campers."
"Thanks for the pep talk Allen," Erica said as she hugged him. She went back to her team.
"Yeah thanks for helping the other team Allen," Nick accused.
"What!, it's not like we were gonna eat anything!" Allen defended.
"We can't let them win!" Garry said.
"That's pretty obvious," Christian deadpanned.
Chris blew a whistle. "Are we here to argue, or are we here to eat a series of revolting meals?" The host asked irately.
"He's right," Christian said.
"Sorry" "My bad man" Allen and Nick said.
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Confessional
Nick - I may forgive, but I do not forget.
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"The score now stands at one for the girls, and zero for the guys," Chris explained. "And now, it's time for the next course in, The Brunch of Disgustingness. "You guys like pizza?" He asked them.
"I can go for some pizza," Ramona said. "Long as the topping ain't too weird."
"How's this for weird? Live grasshopper pizza with tangy jellyfish sauce and live anchovies?"
(Fade to Commercial)
"Not loving the anchovies' Faith joked, causing the female campers to give her funny looks.
Chef handed everyone a plate. "This is straight-up nasty," Ramona said. "I ain't eating that,"
"Yes you are," Brenda told her. "There's an all you can eat buffet with my name on it, and i'm not gonna miss it cause you can't handle some live grasshoppers" A Grasshopper jumped into her head, "It's in my hair! Get it out!" she started pawing at her head trying to get the bug off. "On second thought, let's not eat this one."
Erica grabbed her by the arm. "I'm digesting a bull's precious cojones," she told her. "You're gonna eat," Brenda nodded and took a bite out of her slice, eyes widdiing in surprise at the decent taste.
The guys had all mostly eaten theirs, except for Allen. "I've got a weak stomach," he told the team. "Be right back," he ran outside and threw up in a tree.
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Confessional
Allen - When I was a kid, my parents would hold me down and force-feed me broccoli. they only did it it because broccoli is -He gagged- good for you
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"I can do this," Allen told his team. "Lamar, I need you to hold me down. And Garry, you stuff the slice in my mouth. And no matter how much I scream or beg, you have got to feed me that slice."
"If you say so," Garry agreed.
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The scene flashed to Allen struggling to get out of Lamar's arm as Garry readied the slice. "Wait stop, it was a joke!" he said. "I was kidding. Hah hah. I'm warning you, my dad's a lawyer!" Garry stuffed the slice into his mouth and he ate it. "Not…that….bad" he mumbled before passing out.
Confessional
Allen - It wasn't that bad, I was just playing it up for the cameras you know to boost ratings. I don't really mind beef testicales or live grasshopper jelly fish Pizza -He Vomits-
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Back at the lodge Ramona had chickened out of the round. "Oh I can't be doing this," she said. "Grasshopper minding his own business, what am I gonna go and eat his little head off for?"
"The winners of this round," Chris announced, "Are the guys!"
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Confessional
Chef - I was excited for the next dish. Made it from scratch.
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"Alright, who's ready for the third course?" Chris asked as Chef revealed the dish. "Spaghetti! Actual live earthworms, covered in snail slime sauce and hairballs."
"No more, I'm done!" Christian said as he ran out the building.
"I'll take care of this," Lamar offered.
Christian ran out the door only to be tackled by Lamar. "Ok, yeah I'm back. Thanks for that," he said.
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The guys had blindfolded themselves to eat the dish and made short work of it.
"And once again," Chris said, "the winners are the guys! Alright everybody, time for course number four. No nine course meal would be complete without soup. Today's special is french buenin soup with hangnail crackers."
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Confessional
Lamar - I think they just used stuff from Chef's floor.
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"Ladies," Molly told her team, "I have an idea." she left to go get something. Meanwhile the boys were all having trouble trying to get one spoonful down. Molly came back with a funnel and used it to pour soup down her teammates throats.
"The girls win again," Chris said. "The score is tied at two all."
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Confessional
Ramona - I'm really proud of Molly for coming up with that, she's really grown since we first got on the island.
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"Only five more courses left," Chris said. "Bon Appetit."
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The rest of the courses were shown in a montage accompanied by an eighties era rock tune.
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You gotta eat. Eat!
(Chef chewed a piece of gum, took it out of his mouth and smashed it into a ball of prechewed gum before presenting it to Erica)
Eat to win
(Chef squeezed a skunk's tail into a cocktail shaker.)
Don't let them gross you out. Don't let them push you down.
(He shook the shaker and poured the liquid into a glass. Caroline took a sip, gagged, and tried to wipe the taste from her tongue.)
Stand tall and say you caaaaaaaaan!
(The next course was Chef drawing a smiley face on a flip flop with a caulk gun. Lamar tried to gnaw on it with his teeth before falling over.)
You gotta eat. Eat!
Eat to win!
Oooooh you need to eat. Eat!
Eat to wiiiiiiiiiiin!
(The next two courses involved Chef chopping up a rotten pepper and a stew made from various discarded trash items)
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"Wow," Chris said, "It's still tied up. We're down to the last course in the challenge!" It's delicious dolphin wieners: Hot dogs made of dolphins"
"That's just wrong!" Caroline exclaimed.
"Come on Car," Molly said. "It's already been killed and cooked. You just have to eat it.
"I don't know if i can though"
"Do you want us to force you to eat it?" Brenda said. "Because we will.
"I'm sorry," Caroline offered, "No spa is worth this."
"I'm with you" Caleb added. "I'm not eating a dolphin."
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Confessional
Chef - I slave all day over a hot coking dolphin. No appreciation.
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Chris watched the two campers before irately saying, "Fine, enough. We'll settle this by having an eat off,"
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The two teams discussed who would go up. "I still think that Caleb should go up, he's arguably the biggest guy here and only got stumped cause he didn't believe in eating dolphin," Christian said.
"That works for me," Lamar said.
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"So we all agree we should send up Molly?" Brenda asked and they all nodded.
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Caleb and Molly sat behind a tray full of empty shot glasses. "Whoever can drink the most shot glasses of fresh, delicious cockroach will be the winner. This unlikely satisfying blend of eight different cockroaches is vitamin rich to fit your active lifestyle." Chef poured the blend into the shot glasses. "On your marks, get set, go!"
Only Caleb started to drink. Molly sat in fear as Caleb was eating them.
"What is she doing?" Brenda asked.
"She's afraid of cockroaches, remember?" Erica replied.
"This is great!" Brenda said sarcastically.
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It was down to the last few glasses, Caleb had drunk every glass on the plate while Molly had none. Caleb finished off the roaches despite him already winning. "Caleb wins!" Chris announced.
"I'm sorry girls" Molly said, still scared to move.
Caleb's stomach rumbled. "I'm sorry too," he said before vomiting. A cockroach walked out of the puddle and walked away, causing Lamar and Allen to puke as well. Chef groaned before his own cheeks bulged. Even Chris was having a hard time keeping it down. He told the camera to stop rolling before he puked, completely covering the lens.
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The guys are the big winners today.
The guys walked down to dock to a luxury yacht.
And the girls go their separate ways.
What shocking surprises do we have in store for our campers next week?
Tune in for…..Total Drama Island….
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Author's Note: This way a pretty good non elimination episode, i like how i had Molly's cockroach fear from earlier return in the final challenge.