Remaining Campers
Boys - Allen, Caleb, Christian, Garry, Lamar, Nick
Girls - Brenda, Caroline, Erica, Faith, Molly, Ramona
Episode 15 No Pain, No Game
Last time on Total Drama Island…..
The Bass and Gophers teams were disbanded into a Battle of the sexes challenge, that put their taste buds to the puke test. With bovine testicales, live bug insect pizza, and liquid roach juice on the menu, not only was the single biggest retch-fest this host has ever seen, but Caleb scored a big win for the boys. While the guys set off on a big weeknd on the SS Lapo,Luxury, Molly tried to get the Bass girls to join a Gopher alliance, forcing Caroline, Faith, and Brenda to choose sides, stay tuned for the most exciting episode yet of Total….Drama…Island!
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(Intro Plays)
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(Girls Cabin)
"So here's the deal," Molly said to Caroline as the two were sitting on they're bunks. "We need to form a majority with us girls, The men are the biggest threat, the problem is that six out of twelve isn't a majority,"
"That sounds like a major problem in the plan," Caroline said.
"Yes," Molly replied, "Which is why I have a guy from our tribe who will vote with us, until we can vote him off at final 7."
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Confessional
Molly - My actual plan is a fake all girls alliance that will pick off the bass boys, and then i will turn on the bass girls and turn it into an all Gophers alliance.
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"Makes sense," Caroline replied.
Molly smiled, "ok so-" she was interrupted at the sound of a ship horn. They went outside with the other girls in time to see the guys come back from they're weekend away.
All the guys were dancing to the music when the yacht stopped at the dock, where they all slid down the gangway to the dock. "Awesome weekend guys," Allen said.
"That was the most fun I've ever had here," Garry agreed. "Or period."
"I believe Chistian and Caleb might have developed a certain fondness for the beautiful ladies that served us while we were there," Nick commented.
"Hello, those spa treatments?" Caleb asked. "My alligator elbows, totally gone."
Christian shrugged and felt Caleb's elbow "Whoah, I shoulda gone to the spa," he commented. The girls all glared at him.
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Confessional
Ramona - Those should've been my alligator elbows getting the hand and foot treatment.
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Nick walked over to Molly and Caroline and asked, "Would any of you ladies care for a chocolate covered cherry blossom?"
"Sorry Nick," Molly said as she grabbed the box and tossed it into the lake, "We don't take things from the enemy,"
"That's.. Disappointing" Nick said through gritted teeth.
"Cheer up," Garry said, patting him on the back. "They might be a little ticked at the bragging we've been doing,"
"That or the fact that they can't get along," Caleb said. "And we're like brothers. Am I right?" The guys all agreed with him.
"Listen up campers," Chris said over the loudspeaker, "As of right now, all teams are officially absolved. From here on in, it's Every. Camper. For. Themselves."
"Even family have to go their separate ways," Lamar commented.
"Oh, I am feelin that," Ramona said. "Bring it on Chris!"
"Then," the host announced with glee, "get ready for this!" another boat horn sounded, garbing everyone's attention.
"You're fronting me," The sista commented with wide eyes.
"Aw man what is she doing here?" Allen asked.
"No," Erica said the most upset of all of them. "No no no no no!"
A boat carrying a former contestant drove to the dock as Chris announced, "Back by popular Demand, it's Chelsea!"
Chelsea jumped off the boat. "That's right, and not only am I gonna win. But i'm also gonna get payback on my loser teammates who voted me off!" She said with pointed glares at the ex gophers.
"Seriously? This is the absolute worse" Molly said.
"You said it," Allen replied.
"Wait a sec!" Erica said. "You said no one was allowed back."
"I did?" the host asked.
"And once you leave-
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Flashback
"And once you leave on the dock of shame, on the boat of losers, you can never ever ever come back."
"Oh yeah, I lied," Chris said. "There is good news, only one of the two will be able to return and that's only if they win immunity, if not they get booted right at the immunity."
"You can't do that!" Erica yelled. "It's not fair!"
"Girl you're reasoning with a loudspeaker," Ramona said. "That just does not look good."
"I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that she was an audience favorite," Christian said. "Also did you say two will be able to return?"
"She really wasn't," Chris admitted. "But we liked her, Also returning to camp, it's Louis."
"Alright" Sweet" Garry and Ramona cheered as they high fived.
Louis walked on to the deck of the boat and said, "Hey guys, how's it-" he tripped over a railing and landed face first onto the dock. Everyone winced. He got up and brushed it off, "Happens sometimes"
"What happened to your jacket?" Erica asked.
"I wanted to try a different style for once, a new opportunity means a new me."
"Alright Campers and Non Campers," Chris said, "report to the amphitheater where you'll learn about this week's challenge. Mclean out!"
"Awesome!" Louis cheered. "My First challenge back! Let's go!" He ran off ahead of everyone else.
(Girls Cabin)
Just outside the cabin, Molly stopped Chelsea, "There's only 1 spot available to sleep on,"
"Well I'll take the spot not next to my backstabbing former teammates!"
"Suit Yourself" Molly said.
"I don't care who you bunk with," Ramona said. "But you might wanna drop that attitude before someone drops you."
"Like I'm gonna take advice from you!"
"And what do you mean by that?"
"Woah, time out" Erica said getting between the two.
"I don't think I wanna sleep by her," Caroline said.
"Fine," Chelsea spat, "Enjoy your time with the losers!" she walked off, leaving Ramona fuming.
"Don't worry," Molly said. "We just gotta make sure she doesn't win this challenge,"
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Confessional
Caroline - I can't sleep near Chelsea, she is one of the most unpleasant people i've ever met.
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(Amphitheater)
"Welcome to your next challenge," Chris announced to the campers. They were in a game-show styled seating that looked like it was hastily made with old household furniture. "The time honored game of torture, Say Uncle!"
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Confessional
Caleb - Once again, I've been in juvie. I got this in the bag.
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Chris continued, "You are all about to be put through a test of endurance so insane that some of them put our interns in the emergency room." The campers all gave epoch other worried looks. "If you back down from the challenge or do not last the required 10 seconds, you will be eliminated. The winning camper will not only be safe from elimination, but will take home this luxurious trailer." The camera shifted to a basic hitch trailer. "Yours to keep at the end of the summer"
"What kind of torture?" Ramona asked.
"Why don't you ask my lovely assisant? Chris said gesturing to Chef, wearing a hockey mask and holding a meat cleaver in his cross hands. "All right, let's do this! Louis, you're first up. Let's spin the wheel of misfortune to select your torture!" Chris spun the wheel and it landed on the silhouette of a turtle. "Turtle puck shots!" by now Louis had joined the host on the stage. "Our interns spent weeks collecting the grumpiest, angriest, crustiest, hungriest old snapping turtles on the island. While you stand completely unprotected in the goalie net, Chef will fire off turtle slapshots."
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Chris pushed Louis to the goal and whispered, "If i were you dude, i'd protect my coconuts," before running off. He came back and added, "This could get ugly," Before taking off again.
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"If you can stay in for ten seconds you will go on to the second round, if not you go immediately to the dock of shame."
A buzzer sounded, and Chef fired off the first slapshot. Louis ducked and turned around, thus missing his chance to dodge the second one. It clamped into his shoulder and he screamed in pain. Chef fired off several more turtles, the last of which biting him in the crotch. His eyes welled with tears and he fell over.
"And Louis moves on to the next round!" Chris announced. "Isn't this fun?"
"For you maybe," Louis groaned.
Garry leaned over and said to Molly, "Whoah, that was harsh."
She crossed her arms and said. "Don't talk to me."
"Are you mad about the Donna thing?"
"Uh yeah," she answered, a little irritated that he even had to ask.
"Listen me and Donna weren't dating, we were just messing around,
"Really?" she asked with a sarcastic tone. "That makes it so much better,"
Faith whispered to Garry "Tough Break."
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"Next up," Chris said."Chelsea! Your torture is" he spun the wheel and it landed on a flaming marshmallow, "marshemwllow waxing! We're gonna wax every part of your body. If you can take the pain for a full ten seconds, you can go to the next level."
"Just hurry up so I can beat the loser gophers," Chelsea said. Chef dumped the boiling hot melted marshmallows on her face. The other campers were visibly torn between being happy something finally shut her up, and being ditsrubed by her screams of pain. But she made it the full 10 seconds.
"Ouch," Garry said to Molly, "That had to hurt. I don't think I would've made it through that one.
"That's because guys are total wimps when it comes to two things," Molly said. "Beauty and pain."
"She's not wrong," Faith added
"Well done Chelsea," Chris said. "Since you didn't complain even once, surprisingly, you got to choose the next victim."
"Like you even have to ask," Chelsea scoffed, "I chose Ramona with lake leeches so she'll finally know what it feels like to suck the joy out of everything."
(Fade to Commercial)
"Alright Ramona," Chris said, "Time's a wasting. Get your butt in the barrel of leeches.
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Confessional
Nick - If Chelsea is going to continue to act like this, Even if she wins immunity she will be quickly voted off. I really won't care if that happens to be honest.
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Ramona got up and started to walk to the barrel when Allen stood up. "Stop!" he yelled. "I'll do it."
"That's so sweet," Caroline gushed.
"Oh, and if your victim can last seconds without saying uncle, you get eliminated instead. Which means, you lose your chance to win this!" The camera flashed to the trailer before flashing back to the challenge. Allen walked past Ramona and he gave her a smile. Allen sat in a barrel for a few seconds before jumping out with a scream. "Tough break Allen, nine and one hundred thousandth of a millionth. Whatever it's not ten. You're out. You can return to your next seat" His chair has been replaced with a stockade.
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The wheel spun, "Christian, you're next."
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Christian scoffed as he wore a pair of wooden shorts. "Wow Chris, this is some real torture." Chef showed him a woodpecker that pecked all the way through a branch. Christian gasped.
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Another wheel spin.
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Chris yanked hairs from Erica's nose. She screamed in pain.
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More wheel spinning.
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Garry was trying to last ten seconds while being squeezed by a python.
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The wheel spun once more.
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Ramona was stuck wearing a shirt of bees.
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The wheel finally stopped on a footprint. "The next challenge is," Chris said, "spending ten seconds in a crate with Sasqutawanka. Tough one. Ramona, you haven't complained in a while, so you get to choose the next victim" The other campers started chanting Chelsea's name.
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Confessional
Garry - After everything she's put the Gophers through, she deserves it.
Erica - If she picked Chelsea and she made it out alive, Chelsea was gonna be pissed.
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Ramona caved under the pressure and agreed. "Once I finish with the yeti," Chelsea threatened. "I'm coming for you."
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Chelsea walked into the crate and the sounds of fighting and roaring can be heard. The campers gasped and even Chris started to look concerned. After ten seconds, Chelsea walked out as if nothing happened. Chris announced, "Chelsea stuck it out, so Ramona is out of the game. Reckless choice from Ramona but let's give her props for sticking it to her," Allen smiled at Ramona, who smiled back.
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"Ew, love the skunk jump,"
Caleb had to hop across a group of rock while avoiding skunks. One let loose a jet of a stink in his face and he passed out, accompanied by a buzzer.
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"And the new age music torture,"
Erica threw off a pair of headphones that was playing the aforementioned genre. As the buzzer sounded, she was twitching and shaking.
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"And a little visit to the wawanka hair salon,"
Chef had grabbed Caroline's hair and brandished a chainsaw. She ran off with a third buzzer.
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"And who can forget the old ice cream brain freeze?"
Nick was calmly and slowly eating a large bowl of ice cream, but that didn't save him from the brain freeze. He groaned and fell over to the sound of the fourth and final buzzer.
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Chef grabbed two electric eels and walked over to Faith. Chris yelled "Clear!" right before Chef shocked her.
Faith didn't look so good, "Uncle," she groaned before falling over.
"Didn't expect that," the host mumbled to himself. "Louis, you've done pretty well overall. Chose the next victim"
"How bout….Chelsea with the poison ivy treatment,"
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Confessional
Louis - Now she'll be as ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.
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"Alright then," the host agreed.
"There's no way I'm doing that!" Chelsea spat, "I wanna return to the game, but not if i become that ugly,"
"Well in that case, you're out of the game. Louis is up and after twenty rounds of torture it comes down two suprising competitors in Brenda and Louis, and the sudden death round,"
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Confessional
Louis - Sudden death, winner takes all. This is my chance to show everyone I'm more than a running gag.
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"Louis, your challenge is… the grizzly bear log roll."
"The say what?" Louis asked.
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The scene cut to a log in the lake. On one end, an unusually confident looking grizzly and on the other, Louis. Chris explained the challenge. "Molotov the bear performs with the Russian National Circus and has been the European logrolling champion for the past twelve years. To win, you must last 10 seconds on the log while avoiding certain death in the piranha-infested water. The bear stared him down Dramatically. "Louis, you could back out now,"
Louis looked at the bear, who shrugged, then at Brenda. "No way man, i've gotta do this,"
"In that case," Chris said, "go!" Molotov started running first putting Louis on the defensive. This continued for a few seconds until he fell off the log.
"Louis is out! Which means Brenda wins immunity and the grand prize, Also Louis and Chelsea will be thrown out the game and will not return,"
"No!" Louis cried. "I lost, no no no!" he ran to the dock of shame with sadness.
"You're out too" Chris said as Chef forcibly grabbed her and took her to the dock of shame, they both sailed off.
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(Woods)
"We have a problem," Brenda said.
"And what would that be?" Nick asked.
"The gopher girls are trying to form an all girls alliance, to get rid of the guys.
"Really? And who do they want out first?"
"Caleb,"
"So what do you think we should do about this?" Brenda added.
"We should vote out Caroline, she's one of the biggest threats and might work with them."
"But that would still be six to six"
"Which is why i'm gonna get Caroline to vote for a Gopher so the votes will be six-five-one
"Wow, that's evil….i love it." she said as she gave Nick a handshake.
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Confessional
Nick - I might've made the wrong choice to vote off Evan over Caroline, she could've easily flipped to the other side. Thankfully I talked to her and I was able to remind her about the trust competition, it took very little effort to get her to vote for a Gopher.
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(Elimination Ceremony)
The Ceremony began with Chef howling at the moon. Chris addressed the 12 campers. "So, first we ran out of marshmallows,"
"Aw man," Lamar said.
Chris continued, "So tonight I'll just call the names of those who are safe. Starting with Brenda."
"Christian,"
"Nick,"
"Faith,"
"Ramona,"
"Molly,"
"Garry,"
"Allen,"
"Lamar,"
"All three of you got votes, Erica you're safe."
"And by a vote of 6-5-1, tonight's big loser is….."
"Caroline! Adios!" The eliminated camper glared at Nick before heading to the dock.
"Hey," Brenda said. "Who wants to have a party at my place?" Everyone present cheered and followed her.
Author's Note: Pretty eventful chapter, we had the return fake out of Chelsea and Louis, i said there would be no returnees and i meant it. Nick and Brenda pulled off the best blindside of the season, considering Caroline basically voted herself off.
Caroline was a fun character, but she didn't have much to do since Jake and Jasmine left, she played the underdog role who almost flipped to the other side well though.
The Votes
Allen - Caleb
Brenda - Caroline
Caleb - Caroline
Caroline - Erica
Christian - Caroline
Erica - Caleb
Faith - Caroline
Garry - Caleb
Lamar - Caroline
Molly - Caleb
Nick - Caroline
Ramona - Caleb
The Votes 6-5-1