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[6 months ago]

"Gomez." Fester [from the original 60′s Addams family] walked into the living room. "Can you tell Morticia I've gone for a walk among the swamp, please? I feel a cold coming on and the air does wonders for my sinuses."

Gomez, who was upside down for some reason, smiled and flipped himself onto his feet. "Will do, Fester!"

The scene then switched to Morticia coming in. "Gomez, darling, have you seen Uncle Fester?"

"He went to the swamp, Tish."

"But that was several hours ago."

A pause and then Gomez said. "So it was! We'd better go and find him."

The scene switched again to Gomez and Morticia wandering through a swamp, shining a torch while calling Festers name.

"Morticia!" Gomez suddenly called, in delight. "I've found him!" and shined a torch on a bundle of rags.

The bundle of rags moved and a familiar bold head emerged, covering his eyes while complaining. "Tuwn that thing off! Whewe am I?"

Of course it was Elmer. He didn't seem particularly distressed, which made sense when you knew that Elmer had a habit of sleepwalking and thus waking up in strange and unfamiliar places. This was routine for him at this point. The only difference was he was now wearing the same exact outfit as the original Uncle Fester.

"In the swamp." Gomez replied cheerfully. "Lovely night isn't it? Moonbathing?"

Elmers face took on a 'what is this guy talking about' look and proceeded to ask exactly that.

For the first time Gomez looked concerned and exchanged a glance with Morticia.

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The scene changed to Elmer walking in the Addams' front door with: "I don't know what's happened to Fester all I know is that I'm not him! I mean look at me!" Elmer spun round to face Gomez and Morticia and indicated himself. "Do I woo-" He caught himself and paused with excellent comic timing. "-You know what. Don't answer that. The point is I'm NOT him!"

"Maybe you need a lie-down, Uncle Fester." Morticia suggested, gently.

"I AM NO-" Elmer caught himself and took a deep breath. Bugs was impressed, despite himself, clearly the anger management was working. "-Yeah. Good idea. Eh..." The human-toon rubbed his eye tiredly and asked. "Where's Fester's room?"

Another worried look between Gomez and Morticia. "Lurch will show you." Morticia said, as Gomez rang the bell/gong.

The butler turned up and was swiftly taken aside by Gomez who whispered, confidentially. "Lurch, Fester seems to have developed amnesia."

Lurch grunted something and Gomez looked back at Elmer and nodded. "And lost half his height, yes." Lurch suggested something and Gomez shook his head. "No, not after last time. This time we'll just see if he snaps out of it. In the meantime show him to his room and give him a tour of the house while you're at it."

The butler grunted his understanding and said, to Elmer. "Follow me."

The human-toon's eyebrows shot up and he automatically went to adjust his hat before realising it was no longer there and huffed in annoyance. He did follow Lurch however and the scene faded to black.

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"And it got worse from there." Gomez explained, cheerfully. "He didn't like the food-"

"Mama's yak stew." Morticia clarified. Daffy - completely unsubtly - pulled a disgusted face and mimed throwing up. Bugs stamped on his foot.

"-He didn't like his room - thought what's wrong with a bed of nails, I don't know - so I flew in some decorators from New Orleans and yes..." Gomes trailed off and finally admitted. "It wasn't great."

Bugs nodded. "Elmer can be a bit...difficult." He said, sympathetically. "But he means well."

"When he'sth not shooting at usth." Daffy said, dryly.

"Anyway, we better get going. We need to go to Rhythms headquarters and rescue Elmer before Rhythm does something awful to him." Bugs said, forcing himself to be upbeat. "Oi'm takin' it Elmer/Fester was taken by a black man who's accompanied by a blue blob?"

The Addams nodded. "It was a bit hard to tell. Basically what happened was one of the portals, that one-" He pointed at the left one. "Leapt into life and a giant hand - with the arm attached - shot out of one of those portals and grabbed Fester - er, Elmer - and took him into the portal."

"It was like something out of a horror movie." Morticia said, shuddering.

Bugs frowned. So...the question was did the portals work or didn't they? He leaned towards not, as it sounded like the portals worked for Rhythm only, which made sense seeing as he controlled them all.

"Right gang." He said, grabbing some random sunglasses out his hammerspace and putting them on. "Let's do this."