In a bar in new York!

Thor Loki and Angela where at the bar!

As the anthro pony serving them drinks asked, "What brings you three here!"

Loki then said," our Father is having his asskicked by his baby mama! No he did not pay after he played!"

the bar tender then poured there drinks, "then first drinks are free!"

In Asgaurd above it Firehair Was hovering above it covered in fire as odin roared summoning down remains of worlds to try and smash her only for her to smirk and hold our her hands stopping them and heating them till they melted making it rain lava down upon Odin's Kingdom!

the king of the gods roared as he called down a massive lighting strike only for the phoenix to cover herself in fire," what did I ever see in you! right a god coming see the mortal! Well now we are on even footing!" she said the lighting going around her down to Asgaurd!

the Norse god king roared as waved his spear summoning what looked like the mangog who charged spike weapon in hand!

Pheonix just caught him and breathed on him making him turn to light and fall down below becoming many trolls, "merging the trolls into one super solider to attack me! you tried that before!" she said hands on her hips as they hovered!

Odin held his spear firing off a blast of force, "I AM THE KING OF THE GODS YOU A LOWELY MODEL WHAT HAPPENS TO THOR WAS MY CALL AND MINE ALONE YOU LOWLY BUG!"

firehair became flames so it passed through her as she flow closer reforming her face and hand to touch Odin's " that line of thinking is why you most pay!" she became fire again to avoid the spear's strike!

the firebird flapped it's wings sending off a wave of heat that knocked Odin back into the remains of his castle where he roared, "MY KINGDOM!"

firehair landed reforming as she put left hand on her hip, "yeah all I did was defend against your planet drop you are the one who made the remains of a world fall down upon it! this is your doing not mine! All I want was back child support and my son! But you would rather destroy your kingdom instead!"

Odin charged going to spear at her in rage," GODS ARE BETTER THEN MORTALS!"

Firehair grabbed the spear in her hand right behind the blade her eyes had fire in them, "then explain why My Son a mortal is always the one to save this place!? Explain to me why you need a mortal to do your job for you!?"

Odin roared in rage as he made the area around the spear explode into golden light! He was left in a creator laughing as he could not see firehair.

Only for him to hear laughter as fire sparks fly to the area and reformed into her as she said," Oh Man you thought blowing up your kingdom would get rid of the phoenix! Oh Odin you are an idiot!"

she cracked her knuckles as she said," I was around for thousands of years inside the phoenix! My new control means you won't be rid of me! I'll out last you old timer and when it's over you would have destroyed your kingdom your people's faith and you! and all respect for all three of your kids!"

Meanwhile back in the bar.

Loki was using a phone to show the fight to the other two siblings, "you guys See this! Thor brother I love the way your mom things! I could never think of that one!"

Angela rolled her eyes, "and this is for the Golden child! I mean he left me to be kept by my kidnappers in the tenth Realm! Never even though of me!"

Loki then looked to her," let me see now I care for my spawns bastard of not! Thor loves Jane Frost honestly and hasn't cheated and would never lie to his offspring and Angela you punched out my daughter to get your girlfriend back! None of us take after him by nature or nurture has failed to make us that level of asshole!"

Jane Frost in her Valkyrie gear walked over to join them, "I hate to agree with Loki but he is right! we have proof that Odin didn't father enough to pass on any traits to anyone!"

Angela then raised her mud of beer, "YAY the asshole didn't rub off on any of us Let us drink to that siblings!"

All three gods drank as thor said," I will drink to such a thing as glorious as that!"

Loki then waved his hand sending the fight to the Tv as he said," it was broken anyway might as well let it work!"

Back in the fight!

firehair was just side stepping odin's glowing odin force energy Spear strikes. She comment, "you know this is just sad!"

She span and waved her hand making a massive fire wing smash into Odin knocking him down and setting the king of the gods on fire!

Odin stood not effect charging for another spear strike Till his energy weapon was blocked by more Fire wings!

the alicorn rolled her eyes," strike it strike it isn't going to work Odin we are equals yet I am dominating this fight as I am thinking! But sense you guys still use chamber pots and midguard has plumbing clearly you lot don't think!"

in the Bar thor said," I know plumbing allows for the shower! It's the first thing I show to all form home that come to visit me in Midguard it always blows there mind the power of a machine to make rain when you want for washing the stink of the day off!"

Loki then said," I prefer here as you don't have to crap in a bucket then throw it out the window! It takes it away!"

Angela looked at them and said," you idiots! If any thing in the bath room is a wonder is make up! Just some fust and you can hide wounds! It's how I hid that massive damage I took to get her resurrected form my girlfriend so she didn't bitch me out for being an idiot!"

Loki sighed, "Can we all at least agree the microwave is there best invention?"

thor looked at him and said, "toaster!"

the red haired older sister of the two said," fridge!"

Jane frost rolled her eyes!

that is when Peter Parker walked in with Mare-velous behind him as he said," I heard and came to see!"

he sat down to look at the screen of Odin battling his baby mama!

to be continued.