In Asgaurd or the flaming ruins of it!
Firehair was laying down bored out of her mind Odin's strikes form his energy spear going through her as she had her body in a semi fire state.
the baby Mama picked herself up and stretched, "I am bored your boring me!"
Odin roared in rage calling down thunder to strike her but it did nothing as Firehair walked through it and called out, "So I will give you Five minutes! Do what you want After that I will finally move on to offense and strike you down!"
In the bar in New York! Peter used a cell phone to make the timer," and timer starts!"
Mare-velous blinked as she sat down, "you all realize how whacky this is!"
Angela looked to her, "if you returned to find out the child you birth doesn't know who you are and has been calling another woman mommy would you not be enraged as hell!"
Pinkie pie popped up and said," yes! Big time! I heard there was a watch party and wanted to join! But I knew it was a fight I wouldn't have bothered! But sense it's a mare kicking a stallions plot for not paying after he played I have to stay and cheer on the mare!" She said in one breath some how!
thor raised his and, "As the baby I agree with thou Pink one!"
Loki meanwhile was drinking his beer saying, "Really? Doing this! I am so happy I am adopted and their by I share no DNA with Odin!"
Angela looked to her younger brother and said, "No need to brag about it little brother!"
Thor rolled his eyes as he said," sister you know Loki is sensitive of his dwarfism!"
the pink pony looked confused as Peter said," a disorder that makes it so someone stops growing as a child and says child sized for life!"
Pinkie blinked looking at Loki, "if this is foal sized, you most be a little giant!" she said blinking as Loki nodded confirming it!
the element of laughter held her chin, "geee… you are a walking oxymoron!"
the god of lies then said," and that's why I am always in a bad mood!"
they then turned back to the fight as the timer went off and Asgaurd went up in one giant fireball! The only ones in it was odin and Firehair!
the phoenix walked out through the fire kicking a skull that was clearly Odin's " And that's why you don't be a dead beat or bad dad!"
There was cheers as Mare-velous said, "that's one bad Mother!" the video ended as the fight ended!
Loki then zapped the Tv again to make a move play, "there I fixed the tv for the one channel we catch now with is playing an action move marathon!"
Peter then clapped," well Thor So you going to see your mom?"
Jane frost looked at her boyfriend as he got up and said, "I best!" he then fell over and Jane grabbed him, "when you are sober! I can't believe you got hammered … well it was your parents fighting but still!"
Angela looked to Loki who said," What I am still on beer number one! Thor was on ten! And you are on two! I want to remember this more I guess!"
Peter sighed, "come on let's get some Coffee or something in the thunder god!"
the door was then opened as firehair walked in to see her son drug, her left eye twitched, "is My Son drunk needing his girlfriend to carry him out of a bar!"
before thor could say anything Peter said, "yes he is! Nice to meet you formally!"
for the rest of the night thor would be getting a Mother speech on not getting Drunk , Respecting Jane Frost his girlfriend and generally not turning out like his father!
And it was an amazing one!
Elsewhere in the city!
Darkhawk was flying around the area that still had no people in it! as he saw snow, "weird no one called of it and the weather pattern doesn't call for it!" he then saw what looked like a frost giant!
Zepher breeze then said," Oh beep!" the thing said making an ice spike club to swing so he glow out of the way and blasted it shattering it!
he then flow forward using his wing as a blade to slash it's throat making it fall over bleeding out till it shattered in to ice crystals," … We are getting good at this Razor!"
the Ai then spoke up, "I was always good at it you are the rookie here!" he then took off flying more, "right back to that flare we saw!"
He then came to what looked like a glowing dome! Away form the main city enough to not be seen! He flow in to see what looked like the medival style world he was use to puzzled by it!
even seeing some ponies like cheese and a statue of a human king Kulan Gath! He took a turn for a moment Seeing cheese and Flash Sentry as royal gaurds before heading back out to go head to peter but he found himself unable to leave.
he then said," Oh shit well let's blind at least!" he went to turn it off but his body stopped as razor said," the spell here mind controls organic minds! If we turn back to you! you are mind controlled and made to be part of this spell with is growing! We need to warn the others!"
Zepher blinked before saying," EMAIL email them the video of us flying here! We have the bars for it!"
In a moment Peter's phone beeped and he saw it and he said," come on marvelous we have an evil wizard who wants to turn back the block to stop!"
Meanwhile in the dome pegasus gaurds where attacking Dark hawk!
he glow out of the way using stun shoots to knock them out he said," THAT WAS DAD I FEEL SO HORRIBLE!"
Razor then said," yeah this is fucked we can't hurt tehm they are mind controlled drones wait the lay out this is the crystal emperor and no sigh of the royals!"
Dark high then flow off doing a scan when he found two alicorns in location with a unicorn it was a massive dungeon tower he flow in and saw the anthro Royal family in rags as he cut the cell with his wings even cutting there horns free as he said," relax I am on your side Call me Darkhawk!"
he then turned and fired off stun shoots at earth pony guards he knew as pinkie's sisters, "Sorry ladies you'll wake up in an hour or so with a neck cramp!"
To be continued.