The next day in New York where relatively quite and peaceful but the second anniversary of the big change was coming along! The City streets where being decorated with photos of those lost to it that never came back human and Pony Alike! it's what they did last year and it's what they will do this year and the next! and probably ever year till no one knew who this where pictures off and it was just out of tradition.
Mr cake was hanging up pictures of mrs cake alone his Baker as Deadpool held cheery who clapped her hands reaching for her daddy, "Some one wants her father hold her please!" Mr Cake took him and Wanda smiled," well Tell tempest blood stone and outlaw I will be my ex-wife has called me up! So I have a demon to slay! I am not kidding she is a real demon!"
Deadpool hit her belt and teleported away and appeared in the underground monster City she had her hands crossed as she sat down and Looked at Shiklah , " oh no no no! bitch you can't come crawling back after you realized the guy you left me with was undead and didn't have life force you could feed off meaning you left all you can eat for nothing you can eat! I am a different person now and I want you out of my life! Demon bitch! but I know you won't unless you are under contract so let's cut to the chase and you just off me a contract of I do this then you leave me the got dam hell alone bitch! let's cut right to it and skip the small talk! don't try to make this anything but business! you take this seriously!"
Shiklah rolled her eyes, "How ironic!" She put down a contract "Dracula is more possessive and has me under a more tight contract if I don't want to starve to death I need someone to slay him for me!"
Deadpool looked at it to see it read " deadpool kill Dracula and I won't touch you or your family again or contact you!" She sighed as she said, "Ok then! I'll go soak my swords in Garlic put on a metal collar to protect my neck with a a picture of the elements of harmony seal on it! and load up on silver bullets and some wooden knives!" she hit her teleporter to go get prepped at her back yard as she said, "if I prep in the evening I can sleep then attack in day light for an edge!"
Elly then walked up "ex step mom making you kill the one she left you for, to never hear form her again?" she asked hands behind her back Wanda cake nodded as elly said, "Well have fun having vengeance mom!"
Deadpool smiled as she happily said," My chapter my chapter " She cheered happily as she prepped! the next night! she was out and about chain of wooden stakes along her belt! as she teleported to the monster city in Dracula's castle as she whispered, "here we go" she then walked into dracua's bed chamber and said, "looks like a gothic sevenths single's singles pad then anything else!" She then walked slowly to the coffin and opened it to see it was empty!
the hit woman jumped and quickly turned going in for a stab figuring he was behind her and if she stabbed with with the garlic covered sword it would end the fight quickly but no one was their! Dracula then walked out of the bathroom and Deadpool sighed "oh just my luck!" In a moment she had to run form a summoned swarm of Bats she was running and slashing them apart as she roared. "DIRTY RATS WITH FUCKING WINGS! BITING AT MY BUNS! THAT IS FOR MR CAKE ONLY TO PLAY WITH!" She roared as she had to jump out the window and land on the streets face first as she said, "I will sit here and regrow my skull for a bit before I try again!"
Later on the castle of Dracula was filling up with smoke as Deadpool was throwing a bag of Garlic gas bombs, "let's see him counter this!" she then came to dracula in a hazmat suit arms crossed! the pony sighed as the bats chased her out the window again and she once more landed on her skull! as she said, "fuck you slapstick cartoon rules!"
her next attempt has her just walking around guns in hands shooting randomly to try and land a hit only for her to run out of bullets and see Dracula standing in the corner she missed every shot as Deadpool said, "Oh Got dam it! save the bat's time!" she jumped out the window on her own this time landing on her side!" I wait for the left side of my skeletal system to reform then one last try as rule of three is over!"
half an hour later Deadpool had managed to stake Dracula in the chest as she said," killing is easy comedy that's a got dam bitch well this one is over and done pretty much! now I am going go home take a hot bubble bath and assert my authority as alpha wife till Carrot cake's snaps in half! because I am fucking pissed off after all this! the writer didn't even give me a got dam epic battle he just cut to the ending! where I won after making me a joke! well it was the final Alimony payment so fuck yeah! Come on let's wrap this up!"
She walked up the steps out of the monster city up to the normal one as decorations where being put up candy skulls offerings to the vanished this anniversary was quickly becoming a second nightmare night or Halloween what ever you want to call it! She stopped to kiss a picture of the shield agent who looked after Elly for him ,"rest in peace lady! where ever your soul be at now!" She then walked home opened the door and she point to carrot cake, "Go wait in the bed room while I go make myself feel pretty again! and you other bitches play with yourselves he is mine to night!"
Deadpool only stopped her march to the bath room to pet the Twin's now four's heads! Pound cake in whtie shirt and overalls was playing with blocks! Pumpkin in a little red dress was hugging a doll as Deadpook smiled, "Now bye forthwall!"
to be continued