Deadpool was swinging a stolen cutlass and around to sword fight pirates on pirate ship! the pirates all earth pony mares having come to steal guys as they couldn't think of any other way to get a date! " This is a crew of yandere pirates got dam it! why this?" She said screaming as she got stabbed through the gut making her turn around to elbow a mare in the face and pull it out to have two swords. to fight them as she out right said," Their was better ways to do this!"
She blocked swords, 'Like use captain fate and his curse to ever see the land again crew of immortal real life pirate age pirate crew! not the guy in the bucket helmet the forgotten space pirate!" she then span around to knock away yandere mares who where screaming the guys they had would be theirs or die, " yeah yeah yandere yandere! or how about the real life flying dutchman's captain who battled the silver surfer! I am not kidding that happened people! This is all canon shit I am talking about!"
Dead pool jumped up onto a higher level of the ship and slashed a mare's throat, "The other pirate crew was a group of vikings that sailed the seas for a thousand years till they made it to america to bow down to Thor who was one of their gods! long story short! As Thor is a Norse god he had higher control over the magic that made the curse and lifted it allowing them to die like they wanted to! So happy endings!" she said ranting about canon marvel pirate crews! that where ghostly and how she want to fight them instead of a group of armed yandere's. Can't blame her can we?
As she cut a yandere mare pirate in half she said," Oh almost for got about the ghost pirates man thing battled! again this is all canon shit I am bitching about! so you are learning this about marvel comics today readers!" She then flashed another yandere's throat," come on you are still docked just let the guys you kidnapped go!"
One of the mares pulled out a flint lock and shot Deadpool in the chest, "Go to your waste of a husband and stay out of this!" In a moment Deadpool growled and went into rage mode! she start slashing her swords wildly blood staining her as she hacked and slashed, cutting off heads, carving out throats and guts stabbing hearts till the crew of yandere's where dead!
She then jumped into the water to wash off the blood before climbing back up and cutting down the door to cut the captured stallions Free as she said, "Ok ok let's get out of here! yandere's are all dead like they need to be! Kill all the yandere's people! Some times killing someone before they can kill saves millions! I am not talking in fiction either! I am talking about giving all insane stalkers the death penalty along with serial killers and predators! OUR TAXES SHOULDN'T BE USED TO KEEP MONSTERS ALIVE! THEY SHOULD BE USED TO SLAY MONSTERS!"
She walked off saying, "and our political statement is over! and my yandere killing while bitching about silver age stories I want to be part of instead of kill yanderes! with no taste in guys this are all the buff self absorbed asshole types! not the kind caring loving treat you like a woman kind you need to be dating! Life advice the more you know!" she walked on, "... for a moment I was waiting for the fucking you learned something star! I forgot this is fanfiction and is their by text based!" she then looked up to see a shooting star in the night sky as she said, "... Well I be dammed we got it after all thanks writer man!"
She then walked back to the beach throwing away the swords as she laid back down on her husband's lap and she said, "Pet me and call me a pretty pony!" he did so and Deadpool cuddled happily, "Wanda cake saying, Love my hubby because he loves me! not because I forced him to love me! Stalking isn't love! well stalking on purpose! I understand being so shy you chicken out of talking to your crush so you look like you are one! But those people hate themselves for it! and don't want to do that they just want to say hi to their crush with out freaking out!"
So ends deadpool's day at the beach hope you had fun now we are moving to a new place! On a mountain in Arizona an old school wooden village with wooden roads had been built around the city housing ponies living and looking like they came out of Norse times with a sigh that read new Asgard some Asgardian had fell and become mortal and fell victim to ponyfication to escape Ragnarok! they may be mostly mortal now but every last one of them was at least an alicorn!
This new village was spreading over the state they would reform Asgard as the state they now call home! they would bring it back! they only missed one thing! in the middle of the City laid the Thunderstrike Mace! one of Thor's back up hammers given to a mortal man! the real thor did not seem to want to remake the past and move on! So the mace stayed waiting for some pony to take it and become their thunder god to bring Asgard back!
unknown to them Walking around the place while hiding was necronag she saw the hammer as a chance to summon a powerful minion if she could get close to it! but the Asguardian kept it guarded she need to get to it before someone could pick it up! they where offering ways to come try and lift it but if she did her thing it would explode and thunderstrike's clone would be beaten by numbers alone! She need help and looked to a hall holding items form Asgaurd and she smirked that would do! make other god clones to get the one she wanted!
to be continued.