Freeman's odyssey
Chapter: 3
Two annoying idiots
Highland, Texas
USA
2013
0:9:35:0 hours morning time
Not too far away is the city of Highland Texas to the right of the field and to the left is another city, both cities are roughly the same but with different names. It is a warm day out as two teenagers Beavis and Butt-head are standing around in a clear field in which one of them is laughing in the words of Uh, Huh, Huh and other one is laughing in the words Heh, heh, Meh.
Beavis has blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasian boy is wearing a dark blue shirt that has the words written on the front that reads Metallica, he is wearing gray shorts and brown sneakers. He has an under-bite and a fixated stare; he is the one who is doing the heh, heh, meh.
Butt-head is brown haired Caucasian boy who is wearing a gray shirt that has words written on the front that reads AC/DC; He is wearing red shorts with black shoes. He has an under-bite and a fixated stare on his face. In which he is the one laughing in the words Huh, uh, huh.
All of a sudden the blonde one spots the portal, but to him it looks like a hole as the boy eyes are either playing tricks on him or is it real.
"Meh, heh, heh." said, Beavis "It looks like a hole check it out."
"Uh…huh, huh, huh." said butt-head "You said hole, uh huh, huh."
The two boys laughed.
"Wait, wait." said Beavis "Meh, heh, heh "It is really an astrological phenomenon caused by a space tear in the time continuum as certain energies converge to form the basis-" he is slapped several times in the face by the brown haired boy.
"SLAP!"
"SLAP!"
"SLAP"
His head is knocked back by the slaps and the boy recovers by kicking him in the groin as the brown boy fall to the ground grasping in pain from the shot to the groin. At same time Gordon Freeman steps from out of the portal and noticed the two teenagers as a single thought came to mind to him.
This is going to be interesting thought Gordon.
Butt-Head got up as he is about to attack Beavis, but he noticed the man who came out of a hole as he laughed at a man coming out of a hole. Beavis looked on with awe like he always does in which he has some pretty good ideas in finding a way to take a dump in that hole. His eyes fixated on the man who is dressed in some sort of bad-ass armor in which he wondered where he can get armor like that.
"Meh, heh, heh" said Beavis "Hey check it out, it's that guy from the road warrior."
"Uh….huh, huh" said Butt-head "No way Beavis that is not mad max, huh, huh….that is a pissed off Doctor House."
The two boys laughed.
Gordon Freeman is walking towards the two boys as they seemed to be laughing uncontrollably for some reason, he looked around him and spotted a city not too far away as a sign reads Highland, Texas, another city is not too far away. He figured Dallas, Texas is dozens of miles away in his dimension Dallas or city
24 was left a ghost town after the Combine captured all the people and used them as a template for the Over watch Elites. He stopped and started to do scans by checking any Combine transmissions by pressing a button upon his radio scanner. However, the results turned up negative.
Like the last dimension.
Perhaps he can ask the locals some questions.
Like these two.
"Hey you two." said Gordon "Have you seen anything strange or unusual things going on around here."
Beavis and Butt-head just stare at him for a moment.
"Uh…." said Butt-head "Huh, huh, huh yeah you dude….you just came out of that hole."
"Meh, heh, heh." said Beavis "Hole." Then he does a squeaky noise that sounded like "Poop, meh, heh, heh. Hey man are you like a doctor and stuff….like Doctor House."
"Uhhh…" said Butt-head "Yeah a butt-doctor, huh, huh, huh."
"Meh, heh," said Beavis "A butt-doctor on Stark trek, heh, meh, heh"
"Uh….huh, beavis" said Butt-head "You fartknocker huh, huh, there are no butt-doctors on Star trek."
"Meh, heh, heh oh yeah I forgot." said Beavis.
Gordon wondered what this Star Trek is, but he brushed it off as nothing, but nonsense in his mind.
"No boys, I am not that kind of doctor." said Gordon "I'm more of a doctor that mastered in studies that are beyond your normal range of intelligence or low intelligence. As I can tell you're both completely dumb…..the blonde one seems smarter that, what your name is?"
"meh, heh, heh" said Beavis "I'm beavis."
Uh…huh, huh." said Butt-head "Butt-head."
"Yeah." said Gordon "I can imagine why you are one with all this huh, huh, huh….why do you keep saying that anyway."
Butt-head shrugged his shoulders.
"Meh, heh, heh," said Beavis "Butt-head is a dumbass that is why; he spanks his monkey all the time."
"Uh, huh shut up Beavis" said Butt-head "You spank your monkey all the time, I on the other hand is going to score."
Gordon raised a brow at this to understand these two are idiots. He pondered about this while the boys are bantering on and on about this and that. He figured that the Combine has interest in certain dimensions that they see interest leaving the not so interested dimensions to be left alone. That is why the incident at Black Mesa attracted the attention of the Combine as Gordon is making sense of this.
"Boys, boys." said Gordon "Is there anywhere I can get something to eat."
"Uh…huh, yeah." said Butt-head "Maxi mart has the best nachos and hot dogs."
"Meh, heh," said Beavis "And chicks, we're going to score."
"Uh….huh, huh we're they're dude." said Butt-head "Follow us."
Maxi Mart
Highland, Texas
The Maxi mart looked like any small brand convenience store like 7-11 for instance, but this is not a 7-11 perhaps they don't have 7-11's in this dimension. The parking lot is large and inside all sorts of foods are inside. Things to drink like soda or water, nachos, and hotdogs to eat. The store clerk looked annoyed as he spotted the two teenagers in his store again like always. He seemed surprised when a strange armored man walked in as he looks like a nerd, but tough, the clerk didn't want to mess with this guy as he means business, but he does almost look like Hugh Laurie from the television show House.
Gordon Freeman has money on him as he bought some nachos for boys, as he got himself a hot dog and a large cold drink of pepi's. He noticed several local women looking repulsed at the sheer sight of the dimwitted duo, but the local women relaxed as they see a mysterious but handsome stranger. The boys already went outside as Gordon hears a car pulling up real fast from the outside as Gordon watched out of the window while eating a hot dog and drinking a cold drink of pepi's.
A Caucasian man steps out of the vehicle he looks rough and tough as he has an appearance of a violent criminal. His name is Todd Ianuzzi he has blonde hair, sunglasses. He is dressed in a shirt, jeans and boots. Beavis and Butt-head looked shocked as they see the man they idolize who has beaten them up more than once. Todd sees the both of them eating nachos in front of the maxi mart.
"Meh, heh, whoa!" said Beavis "its Todd, heh, heh, heh how's it going man."
"Uh….Todd rules." said Butt-head "Uh, huh, huh, huh"
"Shut up." said Todd "You turds, give me your nachos, along with any money you have."
"I don't think so." said Gordon as he walked after finishing what he was doing "Leave them alone."
"Yeah." growled Todd "What are you going to do about it?"
"Nice car." said Gordon "Too bad about that dent."
"What Dent?" Asked Todd
Gordon kicked the front of Todd's car leaving a large dent on the front fender.
"Hey you son-of-a-bitch." said snarled Todd "You dented my car you asshole, I should kill you for that."
"Oh I see." smiled Gordon "Don't like it when people hit your car." Then the gravity gun appeared in his hand "Maybe it's time you walked home instead."
Gordon clicked the trigger upon the gravity gun as the energy surrounded Todd's car as it is lifted in the air as Beavis, Butt-head, the store clerk, Todd and several onlookers watch in awe as they see the car hovering backwards in the air. Then with another click upon the trigger the car is thrown in the air backwards until finally landed on the ground as it exploded in which pieces scattered everywhere.
"Hey why you-" said Todd as he was about to respond as Gordon landed a hard right to the jaw of the man as Todd is knocked out cold and is on the ground bleeding from the mouth.
"Uh, huh, huh." said Butt-head "whoa; now that was cool…huh, huh, huh."
Meh, heh, heh." said Beavis "That ruled…..heh, heh FIRE…..FIRE….FIRE."
He continued to laugh as he noticed some girl scouts cookies lying on the ground as he goes to pick up to eat them repeatedly in a very uncontrollable rate until finally the transformation happens. Beavis stands up as he is mumbling and rumbling in nonsense sort of words until finally he puts his shirt over his head and sticks his arms up.
"I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO." said Beavis "I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE."
"Is there something wrong with him." asked Gordon.
UH…huh, huh." said Butt-head "He's a dumbass."
"ARE YOU THREATING ME?" asked Beavis.
Everyone just looked on as if he is stupid.
"THEN FEEL THE WRATH OF MY ALL MIGHTY BUNGHOLE." said Beavis "BUNGHOLE, BUNGHOLE…." Beavis then wanders off as Butt-head is following him.
"I think I better go." muttered Gordon "This place is full of idiots."
Gordon Freeman walked to the back of the maxi mart as he pressed a button upon his right forearm to activate a portal for him to step through. Looks like the Combine are not here, the portal opened in a mixture of light and colors. Before Gordon steps in he makes a log of this.
Freeman's log
Continuing mission, So, far I have discovered nothing in this dimension that does not have any combine influence or any Combine period. I won't give up the Odyssey continues and hopefully I don't encounter idiots like a Beavis or a Butt-head in other dimensions. Strange kids, indeed! Although they did mention from before something about Star Trek, I will investigate this later.
End log.
Gordon steps into the portal and disappears at the same time the portal vanishes into thin air.
Beavis and Butt-head's place
Highland, Texas
2 hours later
Beavis is watching a metallica music video as Butt-head has gone to take a dump, however something weird happened the music video changed into a weird looking guy as Beavis changed the channel several times as the same guy is there and is smiling at him The man looks like appears to be a middle-aged white male with a tall and thin physique, pale/chalky skin, dark brown hair shaped in a military-style crew cut with a prominent widow's peak, blue-green eyes, and a red tie. Beavis almost has the urge to throw the remote at the television.
"Do not adjust your television set." said the G-man "Missster. Beavis, my employers are most impressed by your intelligence or lack there of, so much limitless potential wasted."
"Meh, heh, heh," said Beavis "You mean like scoring, money and stuff."
"All that and much more." smiled the G-man with a sinister grin "There is one person that is keeping your potential at bay and you know must be done, once it is done you will be free confines of his idiocy, a future for you and only you alone."
"Meh, heh," said Beavis "Cool."
"You know must be done Misster Beavis." said the G-man "Now I return you to your regular scheduled program, already in progress."
The television is back to normal as Beavis got the general idea as he chuckled at this.
Butt-head just got up and pulled his short up as he finished taking a dump; he then flushed the toilet as it made a great sound that made butt-head laugh a bit. He turned the knob to open the door a bit and once the door is opened Butt-head is caught by surprise as a sharp foreign object pierced his stomach more than once in a stabbing motion as blood splattered on the bathroom floor. Butt-head grasped in pain and falls to the floor of the bathroom. Then looking up he sees Beavis holding a kitchen knife and with a sadistic smile upon his face.
"Uh, huh." said Butt-head "Beavis….." before he could say more Beavis kicked him in the face and slammed the door shut as Butt-head is left bleeding on the floor as he is passed out cold by the kick to the face.
Meanwhile, in another dimension, A portal opened up in an empty alley as Gordon Freeman stepped into another dimension as the sun is slowly rising over the horizon in which Gordon does not recognize this place one bit as the architecture of this place is astounding in which there is an old style bridge and a mega-massive sky scraper almost as large as the Combine Citadels.
He passed by several posters showing some form of animal and other animals as they appeared to be human-like but not human-like. Gordon walked from out the empty alley his eyes almost bugged out of his glasses.
Animals acting like people.
Wearing clothes
Driving!
This made no sense at all as he started walking hopefully the local population does not consider him a freak as he is not from this dimension. He began to form some theories as in why there is a dimension full of animals that act like people perhaps. All of a sudden someone shouted from behind him.
"Halt police." said the animal that looked like a dog in a police outfit "You're under arrest ********"
"I don't know who this *******" said Gordon "But you clearly have the wrong guy."
"All units" said the dog who is talking into a radio "I need back-up, I have ******** in my sites I need back-up repeat in need back-up"
Elsewhere in the city, In a old warehouse a certain person is laying down as he is coughing and sneezing as he is wearing a jumpsuit, gloves, boots and safety goggles from the power company as well as a giant battery worn on his back to keep his power flowing on the go and a headpiece that resembles a big plug. It has been a few days and he hates the flu, ugh looks like he will be out of action for awhile.
"Hey guys I need some juice" said the costumed animal
An animal in a jester costume, another animal that looks like a cross between a plant and an animal, and another one is a liquefied animal sitting at the table listing to the police band radio.
"Keep it down." said the animal in the jester costume "*******, we are trying to listen."
"What?" asked the costumed animal as he coughed and sneezed a bit!
"Nothing beats the original," said the liquefied animal "And you can own it for $19:95 at a low price."
"Huh." said the costumed animal
"He means the police are chasing." said the plant-animal "A fake ******** listen."
"Officers down, I repeat officers down" shouted one of them
"What is the location of ********?" asked another one.
"On the run, I repeat on the run." said another
"Well, maybe you guys should go after this faker." said the costumed animal "I'm too sick to do anything."
All three of them agreed and left in their own way.
Also, elsewhere in the city, an animal in a form of a duck stares at the news report, while a young girlish duck and a duck that is dressed in a pilots look on the breaking news reports.
"What do you think **" asked the duck pilot
His eyes narrowed at this.
"Yeah," said the young girl duck "Are you going to become ************* and stop him."
"I think its time." said the duck sitting in the chair "To get dangerous."
Then he springs into action.
To Be continued:
Leaving behind Beavis and Butt-head to their idotic antics, Gordon Freeman arrives in another dimension full of something he would never expect to see in his entire life. Talking animals and he is mistaken for a known criminal by the local population. Promting certain people to take an interest in him.
Chapter: 4
A case of mistaken identity