Freeman's Odyssey

Chapter: 70

International man of mystery

Disclaimer: The characters for the Austin Powers film series is created and owned by someone else, this is just for fan fiction purposes only.

New York City: Under The statue of Liberty

1982

Situated in the middle of a room is a spiral like gated object as it spins and turns until someone appears out of no where. He is a bald man with a scar upon his face. and is wearing a grey but depressing clothing. He is tall and smiles in a sneering way by putting his finger on the side of his mouth in which once again he has out smarted his enemies once again by going to the 1980's and of course he stepped out as he is greeted by a man with an eye patch as he is his number two.

Dr. Evil has done it again and the plan he has is fool proof as long as no one messes it up, the time portal opened up once again as a teenager is being chased by a mini version of himself. Ugh, his son can be so annoying and Dr. Evil strode over to his seat where a long table is there as Scott Evil, Mini-Me, Number Two, Frau, along with a man wearing voodoo clothing (A parody of Baron Samedi from the film Live or let die) and a tall woman with metal claws on her finger nails. (A parody of Jaws from two James Bond films)

"People we have two new members to our evil organization," said Dr. Evil "He is a member of a voodoo cult his name is Mr. Voodoo, the CIA would love to play with his dolls,"

"That guy looks so damn creepy," said Scott

"Hello there is it a beautiful day," said Mr. Voodoo

"Right….moving along," said Dr. Evil "I like to present a former female wrestler who had an accent with her finger nails and now uses metal claws…her name is Claws….boy she knows how to rip it to them." He laughed a bit.

Claws just used her metal finger nails to scratch the table to create noise.

"Now I have a plan," said Dr. Evil "We steal materials in New York City and build a dimensional….portal, with this dimensional portal. We'll go to other dimensions and demand ransom in taking over their dimensions,"

"Dad that is completely stupid," said Scott "A dimensional portal, what next you are going to create monkeys that fly out of a person's butt, what do you mean New York City"

"Good idea, but no," said Dr. Evil "Number two explain,"

"Virtulcon owns the statue of liberty," said Number two "No one would expect to be under her,"

"But I will be on top of her," said Dr. Evil "Or at least on top of the world, but first Austin Powers have to go."

"Dad you have been trying to kill Austin Powers for decades now and this is the 1980's so he is on ice," said Scott "So go to England and kill the son-of-a-bitch already,"

"Another good idea but no," said Dr. Evil "He must die and once the dimensional portal is built we will use it to kill other Austin Powers….making us the most evil organization of all time. I know Mr. Powers will show up here, so all the more reason why I call the dimension portal the star wars project."

Meanwhile in London 1999

Once again Austin Powers are having a shagging of a time with the ladies in this day of age and he cannot really understand the women he has come across have filed sexual harassment suits against him. He is a ladies man and the best one there is. But now he decided to drive his fancy car on the countryside to get some air in which it always cheers him up and he'll go back to shagging the ladies soon as he hears music coming from his car meaning he has a mission. Austin is always up for some action.

The image of Basil Exposition appears on the view screen of his car as the man is always praising Austin about this and that too many others, although everyone in the intelligence community finds Austin Powers to be a complete moron. Basil just smiles at first and Austin smiles back showing his bad teeth.

"Austin," said Basil "I bring you some bad news,"

"Let me guess Dr. Evil has escaped again," said Austin "I've been looking for some groovy action, and I don't mean the ladies," he chuckles a bit.

"Yes," said Basil "And bad enough he has escaped into the 1980's in New York City,"

"The 1980's," said Austin "What a pointless decade that turned out to be, do you know where Dr. Evil was last spotted."

"According to our sources," said Basil "The statue of Liberty,"

"Well," said Austin "I always wanted to see what is under her" he chuckled "Yeah baby, Yeah"

"Prepare for time travel," said Basil "Activate the cars feature, good luck Austin,"

The transmission ended as he activated the time travel device that he sets to the 1980's then his car picks up speed beyond the sound barrier and then a time portal opened up as he vanished along with the vehicle, next stop New York City.

New York City, USA

1980's

The one-free-man is walking the streets of New York City, he hasn't found any combine influence or activity, but he has detected a slight portal activation by his suits scanners. Gordon noticed this is the 1980's in New York City as the crime rate is very high and he had taken the local news paper as the headlines read Crime wave grips city. Using the omni-tool he pinpointed to where the slight portal activation is coming from as it is coming from the statue of liberty.

New York City, USA

The statue of liberty: One hour later

Gordon Freeman had arrived in the statue of liberty as he went inside the famous statue, but only found tourists and more tourists. Then he found a secret passage and headed down to some sort of inner area under the statue, he used his ninja skills to see for himself what is going on and by the looks of it a bunch a weird looking people are gathered around and he spots a portal device or a bad created one.

"Why doesn't this work," asked Dr. Evil

"It's 1980's technology dad," said Scott "What do you expect, to own Radio Shack,"

"Zip it Scott," said Dr. Evil "I'm thinking here,"

"Yeah I am thinking too," said Scott of "Putting my foot up your ass, besides we can kidnap the Mayor of NYC instead,"

"Zip it Scott," said Dr. Evil "Only amateurs do kidnappings, I want to rule all dimensions and the dimension we can go to we can hold the dimension for ransom….for 100 billion dollars,"

"Right," said Scott "You are so lame,"

"Now activate the dimensional portal," ordered Dr. Evil

The machine activates as it is spitting and puttering until it shorts out once again as Dr. Evil stamps his foot as mini-me is biting his nails and the others are looking on. Gordon had enough and used his gravity gun to destroy the portal like machine, while he is hidden in the shadows.

"Ah, Mr. Powers,' said Dr. Evil "You've arrived just in time to die,"

"I think you have me mistaken for someone else," said Gordon as he stepped out of the shadows.

"What? who the hell are you," said Dr. Evil "Some kind of plumber, I think fat bastard needs his bowls cleaned."

Gordon draws out his Combine rifle by way of his suits weapon replication system and fired right at Dr. Evil and so many others without breaking a sweat as they are surprised, but it would be the last thing they would ever see as it wasn't long before Dr. Evil and all his evil allies lay dead, dozens of henchmen are dead as well. Gordon is left standing and as he is about to leave another person had entered and holding a pistol in hand.

"Oh shit," said Austin "I missed the party and Dr. Evil is dead."

"These idiots were your enemies," said Gordon "No wonder you have a face like a mule, well I am out of here and great job saving the day."

It wasn't long before Gordon left this dimension, but first he destroyed all the information on portal technology and Austin ponders on this in knowing his greatest enemies are dead. Well Austin just shrugged his shoulders and decided to have a shagging great time in the 80's before heading back to the 90's.

Chapter: 71

No need for Gordon Freeman