Freeman's Odyssey
Chapter: 101
Uncle-Free-Grandpa
Disclaimer: The characters of Uncle Grandpa were created and owned by someone else as this is just for fan fiction purposes only
A portal opened up out in the middle of no where and stepping out of the portal is Gordon Freeman in which the portal closed behind him. Looking at his surroundings for a moment as he noticed it looked rather cartoon like, as in a cartoon like dimension and he stood upon a high way until he turned to his right to see a mobile home coming right at him. He muttered shields under his breath and then the mobile home slammed into him as figure was thrown out of the front window of the vehicle and landed hard forty yards away with a splat.
Gordon ran over to see if the person is all right as he looked like street pizza and the odd looking man put his thumb into his mouth and blew himself up like a balloon. The odd looking man looked at Gordon as he has a large lumpy-staircase-shaped head, a red horseshoe moustache, pink nose, a red fanny pack that talks, a propeller hat, and an outfit consisting of a white shirt, lederhosen with rainbow suspenders, knee high tube socks, and black shoes.
"Good morning," said the man "I'm uncle grandpa,"
"Uh….right," said Gordon "Tell me have you seen anything weird or out of the ordinary,"
"Weird…..you say," said UG "I don't know,"
Then he does a few odd things that are weird and his fanny pack talked a bit, Gordon watched as a couple of strange looking people got out of the mobile home as one of them is a pizza with black shades, another one is a green lizard with a tank top shirt and the last one looks like a cartoon cutout of a tiger.
"Hey what's up dude," said the Pizza "I hope we didn't damage you,"
"Growl," said the Tiger
"Did you just asked Uncle Grandpa if we have seen anything weird," said the Lizard
Well I just answered my own questions as you um…..people look weird," said Gordon
The one-free-man is using his dimensional scanner to find any trace or evidence of the Combine, however there is no such evidence and Uncle Grandpa kept on doing weird things like making himself as tall as Gordon. He could only sighed at this idiotic display in which it reminded him of the time he went to planet Sheen.
"We are just that way," said UG "I am your uncle grandpa,"
"No your not," said Gordon "I am from another dimension,"
"I can help you," said UG
"No you can't," said Gordon
"Fine I won't help you then," said UG "Unless you help me."
"No thank you," said Gordon
"Pleeese," said UG "Pretty please, with a cherry on top."
"Cherry Pizza oh yeah," said Steve
"Roar" said the Tiger
"You know I am getting hungry," said the Lizard
"You people are idiots and there is nothing in this dimension that has my attention," said Gordon "I must be going,"
Gordon started to walk away as all of them looked very confused at what is going on and once the-one-free-man got further enough away he activated his own portal and simply vanished within the portal. Then the portal vanished as all of them looked on in awe.
"What do you want to do next guys," said UG
"Road trip," coursed the others
"Then let's go," said UG "Let's find the weird that guy was talking about."
One the mobile home was fixed all of them boarded the vehicle and drove off leaving dust and smoke in their way. All the while the G-man just walked across the road and looked on for a moment. He smiled as he fixed his tie and vanished as well, this dimension was not worth his attention anyway as no one has any true potential.
Chapter: 102
Paragon Found