Freeman's Odyssey
Chapter: 105
Freemanrama
Disclaimer: The characters of Futurama are created and owned by someone else, as this is just for fan fiction purposes only
AN: Takes place a month after Simpsonrama
New York City 3015
Planet Express headquarters
"Good news people," said an elderly gentleman "People…..People, oh where in the hell is everybody."
An elderly gentleman looks around for a moment in wondering where the others are as he is wearing a pair of glasses as he has on his professors clothing, he had forgotten about last months fiasco considering the Earth was trashed by little monsters and it didn't take long before everything was repaired again. Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth the owner of planet express. He wanted to show them his latest invention to only find none of them are even here. Then the toilet is heard flushing in the background and a creature emerged from the bathroom.
"I'm right here professor," said the creature
"Oh it's you Zoidberg," said the Professor
Doctor John A. Zoidberg is his name as he is wearing a lab coat and has red skin as he is an alien species of crab and is holding one of those bart-mutants that attacked the Earth last month and then he just ate it like he doesn't have a care in the world.
"Yes here is me and what do you got there," said Zoidberg
"Got what," asked the Professor
"That thing," pointed Zoidberg at the object
"Oh right this is the dimension-tron 5000," said Professor "I won't bore you with the details because your too much of an idiot to understand anyway, as the machine has the ability to open a portal to other dimensions that is not our own, with a push of a button it does just that."
"Hey I'm back human scum," walked in a robot.
Walking in is a gray colored robot that looked fairly average, besides holding a cigar in hand as he is Bender Bending Rodríguez or Bender for shot as he came in and is wondering what is going on as he has been gone for a thousand years and just activated himself yesterday in which he found himself in the ruins of the Simpson's place with a lot of beer and their descendents are still alive. He came back here anyway.
"Bender where the hell have you been," said the Professor
"Sleeping for a thousand years," said Bender "So kiss my shiny metal ass as I just activated yesterday, so where are the others,"
"Fry and Leela with Hermes and Amy," said Professor "On some delivery of some sort,"
"Whoa! Cool object," said Bender "Does it kill all humans,"
"No," said Professor "It is the dimension-tron 5000 I was about to activate it" he paused "Now behold as I activate it,"
The machine starts up as a portal opened in front of them.
"I am a genius," said the Professor "Now I will see what is on the other side,"
He stepped through the portal
MomCorp New York City 2015
An elderly woman stands there in her headquarters and using a spy device to spy upon her arch enemy Hubert J. Farnsworth and growled in annoyance as he created something that would make him billions a dimension-tron 5000, so she would beat him as he had constructed the mom-a-tron 6000 and inspecting the device is her idiot sons as she is mom.
"Its ready mom," said one of the sons
"Of course it is ready," said Mom "Now activate it you idiot,"
"Are you sure," said the other son
"Hope you don't end up looking like the idiot," said the last son
Mom just slapped the three of them and activated it herself as a portal opened up in front of them.
"I am a god," said Mom "Now I will see what is on the other side"
She stepped through the portal.
Hubert J. Farnsworth and Mom had stepped through the portals as they ended up on the other side, however Mom ended up at Planet Express and the Professor ended up at Momcorp headquarters.
"Oh crap,"
Both of them coursed at the same time from different locations and headed back to the locations of once they came from in which the devices have failed however an unforeseen side effect was about to begin. As a swirling mass of energy occurred like an EF-five Tornado that came down upon the city and then it came under attack by forces completely unknown to them.
The White House Washington DC 2015
The white house is currently underground like always as the president is in his office like always as this man is just a head with a robot body and he had signed the last bill of the day and of course he is looking over the damage report of last months fiasco. So much damage, however it was all repaired, for he is Richard Nixon and then a transmission came in as a familiar face is on the other line. He is a Zapp Brannigan a 25-Star General in the Democratic Order of Planets, and captain of its flagship, the Nimbus.
"Brannigan have you tracked down that nut yet," said Nixon
"My sexy sources," said Zapp "Have discovered his location on the planet butt-kiss,"
"I don't care what you do to him," said Nixon "We cannot have a galactic panic on our hands, talking about some dimensional empire bent on conquering other dimensions. It's idiotic as far as I am concerned"
"Copy that sir," said Zapp "And oh it seems I am not the only has come to this planet, my sexy Leela is making a delivery on planet butt-kiss,"
The transmission has ended as Nixon went back to work
The outer universe: Location unknown
A small creature stands before it's counterparts as all of them look the same in which they are Nibblonian's and standing before them is Lord Nibbler in some sort of conference chamber of his people.
"It seems this man," said Nibbler as he shows an image of a man "Has been warning about an enemy that has been conquering other dimensions, although he has not been believed and is a wanted fugitive."
"Where is this man now," asked one of them
"On the planet butt-kiss in checking out some ancient artifact that dates to the dawn of time," said Nibbler "I do not know his name, but if this threat is real we must assemble all forces before it is too-"
"His name is Misster Freeman," Missster Nibbler," spoke the G-man
"You," shouted the Nibblonians
"So good of all of you to remember me," smiled the G-man "We all know each other, so spare me the monster talk as it is rather dull for small species like your self."
"Get out," said Nibbler "You don't belong here"
"My comings and goings are my own choice," said G-man "A reminder from my employers to let you know of certain things like I say-"
"Enough," said Nibbler "You do not need to remind us of anything as your employers dark desirers are too unspeakable to mention,"
"I wouldn't say dark desirers," said G-man "More like opportunities to show one's true potential, like your species. I must take my leave." he smiled and then vanished into thin air.
"Ugh that man is creepy and now I must go," said Nibbler "Assemble our space forces."
Planet Butt-kiss
Freeman's log
I have been going to planet to planet in this dimension to warn of the combine threat, so far I have not been believed at all and as I went to Earth to talk to an Earth President Richard Nixon I was ignored as well. So I decided to come to planet….uh butt-kiss to talk to the prime minister of this planet as this planet has the best space forces in the galaxy.
End Log.
Gordon Freeman has just arrived on this planet as the inhabitants are strange looking until he came upon four people as they looked to be an odd bunch as they are approaching the royal palace. Fry, Leela, Hermes and Amy as a large hovering box is following them. Also landing on the planet and near the Royal palace is Zap's ship as he stepped out of the space ship.
"Oh great it's Zap," said Leela
"He doesn't know we are married right," said Fry
"That guy in the suit looks pretty bad-ass to me," said Amy
"Never mind that," said Hermes "There is a lot of paper work for me here to do customs and all."
"Hello….Leela," said Zap "Here to see me again, first business and then sex with you."
"In your dream dweeb," said Leela
"Gordon Freeman," said Zap "You are under arrest, come quietly and we'll make it easy on you as odds are in my favor,"
Running out of the ship is dozens and dozens of soldiers armed with energy weapons pointed at Gordon Freeman and Gordon stands there not intimidated at all as he had raised his shields anyway.
"Get out of my way," said Gordon "I don't take orders from some captain Kirk reject,"
"Then hard it is like sex," smiled Zap "Ok men open fire,"
Then the view screen appeared showing two reporters one a human female and the other a green alien. She is Linda van Schoonhoven and the alien male is Morbo the Annihilator.
"We bring this late breaking and scary news," said Linda
"That is right Earth is invaded, all of you Earth scum," said Morbo "And too bad it wasn't me, invaders from another dimension and Earth is losing, bad for me and us."
The view screen shows the invasion as Gordon can see the combine as his suits scanners picked up a portal storm and the image then shows President Nixon
"Brannigan, get your ass back to Earth on the double," said Nixon "Now."
"Right away sir," said Zapp "Oh boy time to be a hero and make love to leela,"
"Get bent jerk," said Leela
"Uh, you do know Leela is my wife," said Fry
"Well I better go help before you idiots do something stupid and destroy your dimension," said Gordon.
Using his teleportation device, he teleported himself back to Earth while the other race back to Earth to help
Back on Earth
It is a full scale war on Earth as the Nibblonian's have arrived with their space forces to put a stop to this and all of them know that the Combine are coming wave after wave from out of portal storm. Mom, Professor and Bender with Zoidberg are trying to fix the problem as Mom's sons have been slain in which the dimension-tron 5000 and mom-a-tron 6000 are the root of the problem.
"Now push this and do that," said the professor "Now with a modification it would pull back this alien armada from another dimension,"
"Boy these people kill humans in a nasty way," said Bender
"I hope you know what you are doing," said Mom
"I got it now, just to push this button," said Professor
"Wait don't do that you idiot," shouted Gordon "It will cause a dimensional inversion,"
It was too late as the professor pushed the button and everything starts to go white, Gordon made his escape quickly as he was too late to save this dimension.
A dimensional bubble
"Whoa! Talk about cool," said Fry
"Bizarre as well," said Leela
"Well I kind of goofed," said Professor "My calculations were wrong, but at least the good news is that dimension armada is gone, but I wonder how this bubble was made"
"You got that right," said Gordon "It's a small pocket of once was this dimension, my idea."
"You mean Earth is gone," said Zapp "What do we do?
"Actually this dimension is gone," said Gordon
"You mean no more alcohol," said Bender "Damn it,"
Amy, Zoidberg, Hermes, and a couple of others are there as well.
"Well were screwed," said Professor
"Not necessarily," said Nibbler "It will take time and a long time to explain. You can leave now Mr. Freeman "
"Good idea," said Gordon
Then he leaves this dimensional bubble as Nibbler goes on to explain it all.
Chapter: 106
Part.1 The long road to hell