Freeman's Odyssey
Chapter: 125
The man who loves boobies
Disclaimer: The characters of Space Dandy is created and owned by someone else as this is just for fan fiction purposes only.
"Man I love boobies," said the man "I forgot where are we again,"
"You went to boobies last week, Dandy" said the robot
"No I didn't," said Dandy "I think we went yesterday, oh boy I want to go back again and again,"
"We are on the edge of the universe," said the cat "There are no boobies here,"
"Man this stinks I want to go back to boobies….now," said Dandy "Wish they had the breastruant out here as well, I know let's build one and they will come,"
"That stupid and scientifically impossible to have one here," said the robot "Because there are no…." he looked at the scanners "A nearby moon just picked up some sort of dimensional disturbance,"
"Disturbance," said Dandy "Hmm! I estimate a dimensional traveler who has come to this dimension to warn about an alien empire trying to conquer other dimensions,"
"What" coursed both of them.
"Never mind I just want to go to boobies," said Dandy "Space Exploring stinks, oh well let's go meet whoever is here…I think his name is Gordon Freeman"
"Who" asked the both of them
"Gordon Freeman," said Dandy "You know the one-free-fucking-man and all that shit,"
"Gordon Freeman" asked both of them again
"Never mind let's land the ship and then meet Gordon Freeman," said Dandy "Then we can go to Boobies baby,"
The planet below
A portal opened up as Gordon Freeman steps out of the portal as it closes behind him as the one free man found himself in a jungle world that looks completely isolated and alone as he started to walk in this jungle, but not before using his suits scanners to find anything out of the ordinary that relates to the Combine, after a few minutes there was basically nothing and then all of a sudden a ship is over head of him and lands nearby as he wondered what is this about as he decided to go take a look.
Once he got there the ship looked rather fancy in an odd design and as the ramp lowered a man with an Elvis like haircut steps out of the craft along with a robot and a cat like creature. What an odd looking people thought Gordon shrugging it off he walked towards the three people and the three people stop as the man with the Elvis like hair style steps forward with a smile.
"Hey Gordon baby," said Dandy "Welcome back."
"Back?" said Gordon "This is my first time being here, look I am looking for-"
"Combine yeah, yeah," said Dandy "Your long and boring story, I assure you there are no Combine here, and huh…you mean we haven't met yet. Oh that is right….Hmmm! Well anyway would you like to go to Boobies, it is the best Breastruant in the known universe,"
"Uh…no," said Gordon "I think I will be going, as your damn weird to me,"
Gordon uses his suit to activate a portal as it opened he left as the three of them watch him leave.
Boobies Restaurant
"About time we are here at boobies," said Dandy "I was getting bored anyway,"
"Bored…Misster Dandy," said G-man "This hardly qualifies as sheer boredom, my dear fellow."
"Oh it is boring old you," said Dandy as he rolled his eyes at him "Man you can be such a downer, come on live a little we're at Boobies baby,"
"I have no interest in sexual experiences," said G-man "However my employers are offering you a deal as I come to speak on their behalf,"
"Not interested," said Dandy "Been there, done that and bored of it, I wouldn't be able to go to boobies anymore,"
"Such powers of a god," said G-man "Wasted upon preverbal existence and limitations of what was,"
"Blah, blah, blah," said Dandy "Answer is no, so go away man."
"Have it your way Misster Dandy," said G-man "The offer still stands,"
The G-man vanishes as Dandy and the others are waiting for the meal that they have ordered.
Chapter: 126
Part.1 Freeman's Hearts