Fairy Tail Guild
The current strongest guild in the kingdom was relaxing in the most crazy way as expected. Most of them were partying, drinking, or fighting either way it was a normal morning. Everybody was all happy except for Natsu who was cleaning the floor of the guild dressed like a maid.
''Argh come on.'' Said Natsu having difficult to clean some areas because of how old the mess was. While he was doing this, everyone laughs at him.
''Keep brushing in Natsu this is your punishment.'' Said Erza all serious
''Why? What that hell did I do wrong?" Said him all irritated
''Oh, I don't know made us be chase by the police again.'' Said Lucy
''Burned another building of the city.'' Said Gray
''Pull off the pants of the police chief.'' Said Levy
''Again, I don't see the problem.'' Said Natsu sounding like a dumbass. Making everyone in the guild only have a sweat in their heads.
Suddenly while everyone was still with a stoic face for Natsu, Makarov punched the pinked haired mage on the face.
''Aaargh.'' Said Natsu crying in pain.
''Natsu you are going to be the death of me. Do you know how much I had to paid for the police lets you out of the hook?" Asked the master still very pissed.
''I don't know.'' Said Natsu on the floor.
''Far too much. That's why you are cleaning the entire guild for a month! This will be your only job, and if you try to snick out like the other times is another month of cleaning.'' Said Makarov all irritated while drinking some beer.
''This is just bull crap.'' Said Natsu getting up and fixing his maid uniform.
''Hang on there buddy.'' Said Happy trying to act all calm but he was laughing at Natsu. However, Makarov didn't forget about the cat.
''You too Happy, we all know that you love make Natsu go out. For that no fish for a moth.'' Said Makarov breaking Happy world.
''WHAT! NO, I WILL DIE!" Scream the cat in pure horror.
Everyone only sign for that. Happy is very dramatic when Fish is involved.
''You can eat fish outside the guild.' Said Lucy
''But they taste better here.'' Said the Happy in tears.
''Honestly.'' Thought most of the mages.
''And me? Do I get any punishment?" Asked Lucy
''No, you are ok Lucy. But next time try to control these twos.'' Said Makarov.
''Sure master.'' Said her bowing.
''I can't believe on this.'' Said Natsu all irritated still cleaning the guild as other members kept irritate him.
''Hey salamander you missed a spot.'' Said Gajeel pointing to some dust in the floor.
''Also pepper head this plate is not clean.'' Said Gray (only in shorts) showing a dirty plate.
''This table have a lot of food not cleaned.'' Said Max pointing at a table
''The library has a dizzy smell.'' Said Freed with a smirk.
Natsu had enough of that.
''AAAARGH. CLEAN YOURSEVLES.'' Scream Natsu ready to fight
''that's your job maiden.'' Said most of the members laughing at him.
''HA HA HA HA.''
''Man see Natsu like that sure makes me drink.'' Said Cana drinking some wine in the bar.
''Isn't this your third bottle today?"' Asked Kinana.
''Yeah, I´m getting slower. Hey Laki serve me another one.'' Said Cana
''On the way. Mira can you help me?'' Said Laki but the white-haired woman was busy reading some newspaper.
''Mira.'' Said Laki again but Mira was still busy. Finally, Laki decide to take that thing away.
''Mira what are you reading?'' Asked Laki
''Oh, this article.'' Said Mira pointing at the Ouran Guild article. Which got the girls in the bar confused.
''Ouran guid?' Asked Kinana
''What is that?'' Asked Cana
That got Erza interest
''Did you say Ouran?" Asked her.
''Have you heard about this place Erza?" Asked Mira
''Yes, I heard about them at the Royal party. Apparently, they are a small guild mostly comprised of rich members.'' Said Erza now being heard by most people in the guild. Many of them were curious about that news.
''Wow a guild for the riches.'' Said Romeo
''I bet they are all a bunch of snobs.'' Said Wakaba all irritated
''don't say that before you meet one of them Wakaba.'' Said Macao
''Whatever.'' Said the older man smoking
''What does this article says?' Asked Erza.
''It says ´´Need some company? Someone to talk? A hand of confront. Well look no more, us the Host of the illustrated Ouran Guidl will be here to assist any lady who is in need. For a certain price. If you want to schedule a host, please contact Kyoya Ootori´´´´ Said Mira reading the article.
Fairy Tail upon hearing that was on the verge of disgust. They were not knowing for having the best relationships with women, in fact they prefer seeing woman than take them on dates. So their reactions were pretty much of shock or confusion
''What is that?'' Asked Lisanna all confused.
''I think I need a bucket to throw up. This was so badly written.'' Said Gajeel
''Treat women? Are they like Blue Pegasus?" Asked Laxus
''No. For what I heard Ouran tends to be more calm near women. Unlike Ichiya and those other idiots, they know how when is the right time to stop.' Said Erza.
''A guild full of rich kids. That seems fun to see, come on Happy lets check it out.'' Said Natsu ready to meet the rich kids.
''Aye sir.'' Said Happy flying nearby Natsu
While Natsu and Happy were ready to explore this Ouran place they were meet by Erza on the door. A very scary Erza.
''Hold right there.'' Said the S-Class wizard all serious scaring the two
''Huh…Erza.'' Said Natsu in total fear.
''Where you trying to sneak out of the punishment again?" Asked her all cold
''No….'' Said Natsu sweating in fear.
''Good because if you try that again.'' Said her taking of her sword showing what would happen.
''Y…es.'' Said Natsu shrinking in fear in his maiden costume.
Natsu was back to do the shores of the guild again. What little dignity he had left, was gone now upon shrinking in fear of Erza.
''Man, I don't know if this is sad or pathetic.'' Said Bicslow.
''Maybe is both.'' Said Freed.
After the Natsu scene was over most of the Guild started talk about Ouran again
''So, what we do about this Ouran guild?" Asked Warren
''What do you mean?" Asked Mira
''Yeah, these people have done nothing. For what Erza has describe they seen to be real mature guys.'' Said Elfman.
''Unlike us we are pretty vulgar.'' Said Gray only in his shorts.
''Juvia doesn't think Gray-sama is vulgar.'' Said Juvia just looking at Gray. Trying to touch his butt however the ice wizard saw what was about to happen.
''Hey stop doing that.'' Said Gray all red.
''Juvia sad.'' Said Juvia in pure tears.
''Hey Mira pass me that paper.'' Asked Cana
''Why do you need that Cana?'' Asked Mira seeing the resident drunko looking at her add with a huge smile on her face.
''I think I know what I am doing on my free nights.'' Said Cana just imagining what a host do to their clients. She was getting on adult territory
''What does she mean?' Asked Wendy
''I´ll tell you when you're old Wendy.'' Said Lucy all red.
''Cana stop thinking such dirty thoughts on the middle of the day.'' Said Mira
''Like you are totally holy Mirajane.'' Said Cana to which Mira only smiles
''True. But I admit I haven't done that stuff in a while.'' Said her remembering her sadistic side. That makes everyone in the guild shrink in fear.
''And let's hope we never see those things again.'' Said Lisanna with a worried smile. She know how sadistic her big sister can be
''Agreed.'' Said Elfman in total fear.
''Can I check it out?'' Asked Makarov now interested to hear about this Ouran guild.
''Yes master.'' Said Cana handing the old man the newspaper. After a brief second, he remembers that name.
''Huh. Ouran. Oh yeah now I remember Yajima mention them to me in the party. In term of guild forms in the last years this was one the most interesting one.'' Said Makarov
''what do you mean gramps?'' Asked Laxus
''Apparently the master is only 19 years old.'' Said Makarov to which everyone in Fairy Tail shout out in surprised
''WHAT! 19!'' Scream most people
''Oh man this guy must a be a beast.'' Said Gray imagining the Ouran master like a tall muscular dude.
''Yeah a true manly master.'' Said Elfman all excited.
''I know who I am facing next month.'' Said Natsu griming.
''Hold your horses dumbasses. I say he is the master but that's doesn't mean he is the strongest person there.'' Said Makarov popping everyone bubble. Many times, the master of the guild is not the strongest person there, he might be a case he is too old to fight.
''Oh really.'' Said Natsu with a sweat.
''What a letdown.'' Said Gray.
''Yeah he must be a phony.'' Said Gajeel.
Makarov then start to explain what he heard about Ouran.
''For what I heard he made his team formed of members from big royal families of the kingdom, much were well in good terms with the magical Council. So that's why this Guild was built.'' Said Makarov explaining Ouran
''Oh, I see.'' Said Wendy
''that's kind interesting.'' Said Mira.
''I also heard they have 3 S-Classes mages.'' Said Makarov
''Wow three.'' Said Gray
''Then they know how to defend themselves.'' Said Elfman
''Can we meet them?" Asked Wendy now fully interested in meeting this Ouran.
''Sure.'' Said Makarov with a smile. No guild says no to Fairy Tail
''Hey, wait for me to be free.'' Said Natsu all sad. He wanted to meet the guild of rich kids.
''No.'' Said most of Fairy Tail
''Oh, come on.' Said the pink haired mage all sad.
''Well I guess I can arrange a meeting between masters.'' Said Makarov thinking of a way to invite Ouran in a proper.
''Really gramps you do that for us?' Asked Wendy.
''Sure. I mean is only natural Fairy Tail to welcome such a new devoted guild.'' Said Makarov
''I bet he just saying that so he doesn't have to pay any damage.'' Said Macao and many people agreed with him.
The out of nowhere Natsu started to laugh really odd. That wasn't a good sign.
''Hi Hi Hi.'' Said Natsu rubbing his hand.
''Oh no.'' Said Lucy fearing what her partner was thinking
''What are you planning now Natsu?' Asked Gray irritated.
''I got it. I am going to scare this ouran people.'' Said him
''Why?" Asked Gajeel not understanding the point of that.
'''Well duh to give the Natsu Dragneel trademark welcome. To see if they are truly awesome people.'' Said Natsu with a smirk
''Why do we keep bailing him out?" Thought most of the guild. Natsu never learns his lessons.
''Natsu…'' Said Makarov growing giant and ready to beat some more sense. Natsu however was ready to argue back
'hear me out Gramps. If you let me do that you cut my punishment in half. But if I fail you can add one more month.'' Said Natsu almost desperate.
''Oh.' Said most of the guild surprised. Natsu was open to extend his punishment? Maybe he had grown…. no.
''We are going to have this maiden for a while.'' Said Gajeeel with a laugh
''Alright Natsu I let you do your little game. You have only one hour.'' Said Makarov still angry but interest to see where this go.
''Alright I´m all fired up right now.'' Said Natsu felling victorious while Fairy Tail looked tired.
''They are going hate us.'' Thought most of the guild.
Ouran guild
Haruhi was already a favorite among the female guildmembers. Being the ones that only do trades or going on missions, the girls seen to have a soft spot for her.
''Oh, Haruhi tell me what do you think of my mission outfit?" Asked a member of Ouran in combat gear. She was one of the few members that goes to battles and fights for the guild
Haruhi saw the combat gear. It was a little revealing, but it was still a matching outfit, the reach have fashion even in dangerous missions.
''Well its cute. Its show that you have a cute body even in a dangerous mission.'' Said Haruhi with a smile
''Oh…'' Said the girl completely in love with the new host.
While this ventures girl and so many others were falling in love with Haruhi the others Host observe their new member from a far.
''Look at her.'' Said both Hikaru.
''She is pretty much a prodigy. In just a few days she got already 10 costumers.'' Said Kyoya
''She is a natural.'' Said Kaoru
''Haru-chan is doing so great.'' Said Honey
''Yeah'' Said Mori
While they were all normal Tamaki was all weird out.
''Ooooh Haruhi. From the day you enter I been bitten by the bug of love. I hope I can find the right amount of love to give to you.' Thought him all red looking at the girl.
''Uh boss are you daydreaming again?' Asked Hikaru
''Leave him be. The king like to have fantasies.'' Said Kyoya with a smile
''I hope they are the safe ones.'' Said Mori this time with more words.
While everyone was having a good time in Ouran, Kyoya heard something coming from Tamaki office.
''I will be back in a minute.'' Said Kyoya
''Sure.'' Said the twins
He walks to Tamaki office and find his Lacrima vision ringing.
''Tamaki Lacrima'' Though Kyoya answering the crystal ball.
''Who is it?' Asked Kyoya seeing in the ball a tiny old.
''I would like to speak with the Ouran guild master.'' Said the old man with no focus on his image
''At the moment he is busy. This is vice master Kyoya, who am I speaking too.'' Said Kyoya being polite.
''Fairy Tail guild master Makarov Dreyar.'' Said Makarov now in perfect vision which only made Kyoya be in shock
''Oh no.' Though Kyoya nervous. Fairy Tail found about them.
Kyoya then suddleny got a thousand thoughts in just a second. Fairy Tail discover Ouran existence. This is not gonna be good.
''Hello. Where are you?' Asked Makarov trying to see if anyone was there.
''I´m right here sir.'' Said Kyoya all normal. Sounding like nothing was wrong.
''Well polite, I like that. Is the master available I would like to have a chat with him.' Said Makarov with his usual smile
Kyoya thought for a minute about that. The guild master of Fairy Tail wanted to speak with Tamaki. Makarov Dreyar was a legendary wizard but he was also a kind buffoon, he tried to balance both responsibilities and a wild life but it never worked. Now is true that he was one of the ten wizard saints, however Kyoya doesn't know how to deal with a man like this. Tamaki would have to chat with the old man, something that Kyoya was very much against with.
''I will call him.'' Said Kyoya all normal.
''Excellent.'' Said Makarov with a smile.
While the vice master walked off, he was thinking
''Please Tamaki don't fall for that old drunk.' Thought Kyoya.
Kyoya gets out of the office and find the guild master chatting with his friends.
''Master. Call for you.'' Said Kyoya all serious
''Who is it?' Asked Tamaki drinking some tea.
''Fairy Tail master and one of the 10 great wizard Makarov Dreyar.'' Said Kyoya and that made all the hosts stop what they were doing. This isn't a good sign, well they knew Fairy Tail would eventually heard about them, they just wish was a little longer.
''That guy.'' Said Hikaru
''So Fairy Tail did find about us.'' Said Kaoru all displease.
''Are we gonna have to deal with them?' Asked Honey confused to Mori
''Probably.'' Said Mori
Haruhi heard that the other hosts were all very nervous. She didn't know what the deal was.
''What is up with them.'' Thought her.
Tamaki took charge and march to his office.
''Alright boys I will deal with this. Keep entertaining our guest.'' Said Tamaki to his teammates.
''Yes master.' Said the others
Tamaki walk toward his office when he heard something being whisper by Kyoya.
''Tamaki don't fall for this. Please.'' Whisper Kyoya.
''don't worry buddy.'' Said Tamaki with a smile leaving his vice master.
Tamaki enter his room and saw his Lacrima Vision with Makarov all impatient waiting for him.
''Oh, so you must be the master? Pretty young I must say.'' Said Makarov taking a good luck at Tamaki.
''Yes. Ouran founder and first master Tamaki Suoh. Sir is an honor to chat with such a legendary wizard as yourself.'' Said Tamaki bowing to Makarov.
''don't be so modest.'' Said Makarov with red cheeks.
''Alright.'' Said Tamaki taking a seat.
''Well Tamaki. How about a young master and an old one have a little chat?'' Asked Makarov
''Ok then let's talk.'' Said Tamaki all serious.
An hour later
The host kept entertaining their guest, but they were also concerned on how the conversation was going. Tamaki was their master, but he wasn't the brightest mind in the world.
''I wonder how the conversation went.'' Said Haruhi
''Please Tamaki. Be smart this time.'' Thought Kyoya looking at his clipboard.
The master step out of his office and was greeted by all the others members.
''Oooh master tamaki.' Said most of the guildmembers.
He looked upon to his team members the Host with a concerned look.
''Hosts come to my office.'' Said Tamaki to the others
''Yes sir.'' Said the Host.
Inside the office
Tamaki had what looked like a very tired face. The conversation with Makaorv was really long and complicated. Then again that man was a master for decades and Tamaki only two years. The Host all sit in different chairs and wait for the Master to speak up.
''So how the conversation went boss?" Asked Hikaru
''Did that guy want to borrow some money?" Asked Karou. Because he knows Fairy Tail is always with money problems. They have won the Magic tournament but with their lifestyle that is not gonna last.
''No and please don't blame everything on Makarov-sama. He is one the most powerful wizard in the kingdom and I deeply respect that.'' Said Tamaki
''Alrigth.'' Said the twins.
''So, what happen?'' Asked Mori.
''Well we talk. We laugh…he invited me to meet each for tea at their guild. We…'' Said Tamaki trying to hide that detail, but the Host heard that.
''WHAT.'' Scream them (except Mori)
''Now hear me out.'' Said Tamaki trying to defend himself.
''Tamaki.'' Said Kyoya all irritated. His shadow already balancing that wasn't good.
'Boss.'' Said the twins emitting electricity.
''What were you thinking?' Asked Honey all worried.
Tamaki took a deep breath and explained his situation.
''Ok I know many of you don't like Fairy Tail. I also have some personal problems with them.'' Said Tamaki
''What did they do to you?" Asked Haruhi
''Well…they are pretty much rude and vulgar. Even at social event they tend to do that. As a gentleman I can't stand to see that.'' Said Tamaki remember all the disgusting things Fairy Tail does in places of peace and tranquility.
''Oh, is just something minor.'' Said Haruhi with a sweat drop
''But why are you going there? Is a trap, probably they are going try to scare us to see if we are´ ´worth´´. Such a loose end in the word.'' Said Hikaru
''I hope they are not trying to be mean to us.'' Said Honey hugging Usa-chan.
''Is ok. I am here for you Mitsukuni.'' Said Mori to his cousin
''Thanks Takashi.'' Said Honey with a smile. They embrace themselves.
''Is sometimes kind cute'' Thought Haruhi with a smile.
''Ok guys. Listen I know we all have are fair problems with this guild. But I assure you, the master gave his word that they will all behave. He also said that Natsu isn't even going to be there.'' Said Tamaki with no worries.
''Less bad but what about the stripper?'' Asked Hikaru referring to Gray.
''Or Titania.' Said Kaoru referring to Erza.
''the demoness.'' Said Honey referring to Mirajane.
''Or that drunko.'' Said Mori referring to Cana.
''How do they know who this people are?'' Thought Haruhi with a sweat drop.
''Less all be civilized ok. Haruhi keep the boy attittue, I don't wanna them to know you are girl. Only us of here can know that, if they do them you gonna work as a janitor here.'' Said Tamaki trying to be serious with less success.
''A janitor doesn't sound too bad. I might get….'' Said Haruhi imagining herself as janitor but Tamaki jumps right in front of her with tears.
''Please Haruhi don't leave the host position! I like you here. Daddy wanna see you grow…' Said Tamaki with a tear down face.
''Master give a break.'' Said Haruhi with a sweat drop which made Tamaki sulk
''Honestly.'' Said Haruhi all confused.
''So, VIP what is your decision?' Asked Kaorou to Kyoya.
Kyoya looked at the Master and wonder why he would do such a thing? Well maybe Tamaki wants to prove that Ouran is not a silly guild, he knows that Tamaki is the one with most fate in this place, so he wants to defend. For stupid as this sound, Kyoya understood the idea. If they can survive Fairy Tail they were no joke
''We go.'' Said Kyoya too much surprise of everyone.
''What.'' Said the others
''Oh thank…' Said Tamaki all happy but Kyoya burst that bubble.
''But only one hour and that's it.'' Said him all cold.
''Deal.'' Said Tamaki all shaky.
''You better have the fastest talk of your life master.'' Said Kyoya all angry.
''Sure. You know I never lie to you.'' Said Tamaki with a nervous smile.
''So, we are going to that circus?!'' Asked Hikaru in pure shock.
''Dammit.'' Said Kaoru.
''I hope they don't try to do anything bad to us.'' Said Honey worried.
''We can always fight.'' Said Mori
''Thank you, guys. '' Said Tamaki to his team member
''No problem masters'' Said the others
A day later
The host were marching toward a huge building with a weird symbol on its front. They had a look of tired and worried. They were wearing their Host uniform, after all the Hosts are Ouran pride so they must show that.. With that guild you never know. They stop and saw the building of the current strongest guild in the whole kingdom.
Fairy Tail
They saw the big building and they didn't hear any shout outs or destruction noises. That was a good sign.
''Well this is it'' Said Tamaki
''Let's get this over it.'' Said Kyoya all annoyed
'What is gonna happen?" Asked Haruhi as they march to the front door.
''Probably someone is gonna try to scare us.'' Said Hikaru
''Ooh guys don't so….'' Said Tamaki all relaxed but then…
A figure wearing a demon ask pop out and start spilling fire into the air.
''Bleeergh.'' Scream the person wearing the demon mask
''AAAAH'' Scream Haruhi, Tamaki, Honey and the twins. They were ready to run but Kyoya shadows stopped him.
''don't run away. Is just some punk pulling a prank.'' Said Kyoya seeing that person taking out his mask only to reveal Natsu himself
''I did it. I scared of the new guys. I won.'' Said Natsu with a smile. While the Hosts grind their teeth.
''No natsu the deal is that you make them run away. They are still here.'' Said Happy flying over his friend.
''Dammit I hate small rules.'' Said Natsu all irritated.
''You ask for that.'' Said Happy smiling
''Oh, come on happy.'' Said Natsu
The host were now seeing that Makarov lied. Natsu was there and was pulling most of his stick for newcomers.
''Just as I expect. Their make sure if we are ´´worthy´´'' Said Hikaru
''Urgh.'' Said Kyoya disgusted
''Oh, hello there. Sorry for Natsu behavior, he knows that he can't harass guest.'' Said Miarajane inviting the Hosts over.
''The model mirajane Strauss.'' Said Haruhi surprised to meet a famous model like her in person.
''Hello there, my dear my name is Tamaki Suoh and this are my team members. We are here to talk with your master.'' Said Tamaki putting some charm for Mirajane.
''Oh, you are master Tamaki.'' Asked Mirajane.
''Yes, my dear.'' Said Tamki
Everyone in Fairy Tail looked at the young blond in confusion. He was the master of his own guild? That made no sense. He looked very weak in comparison with the others masters, including the old one from Lamia Scale.
''He looks…. different.'' Said Lucy with a confusion face.
''That guy is their master.'' Asked Macao confused
''What a joke.' Said Wakaba with a laugh
Fairy Tail talked about the Ouran master with no holdbacks, much of them were wondering if this was the real one or just a fake while the real master was back at their guild.
Back to the Ouran mages
The host were hearing those comments and they decided to ignore. It was just an hour, and then they can leave.
''Oh, my if isn't my favorite pair of twins.'' Said Mira seeing the Hittachin twins.
''Mira.'' Said the twins with a smile
''Hikaru, Kaoru. Is no nice to see you two.'' Said Mira smiling at the two
''You two know her?" Asked Haruhi
''Duh our mother makes most the clothes that model like her use in exhibition.'' Said Hikaru
''And Mira is our favorite model because she is honest. Unlike Jenny.'' Said Kaoru thinking of the Blonde Blue Pegasus.
''oh boys.'' Said the white-haired woman with a smile.
''Mira this is Haruhi Fujioka our new member.'' Said Hikaru introducing the two.
''Is a pleasure to meet you miss Strauss.'' Said Haruhi all nervous.
''Oh, my what a polite young man. Is ok darling you can call me Mira.'' Said Mira smiling.
''Ok'' Said Haruhi smiling
After seeing that everyone attention was to them Tamaki decide to introduce himself and his boys.
''Hello fairy Tail. I am master Tamaki Suoh from the Ouran guild. Is a pleasure to meet you all.'' Said Tamaki with a smile as roses fall from his palm. After all this was his magic.
''Rose really?' Asked Gray in confusion. That was their master magic.
'Man, this guy is such a loser.'' Said Gajeel.
''Oh, shut upt. Not every master needs to be a giant monster.'' Said Levy.
''Vice master Kyoya Ootori.'' Said Tamaki introducing his vip
''Hello'' Said him all cold which made some members shiver. The way he talk wasn't good.
''This guy looks scary.'' Thought lucy in fear.
''The Hittachiin twins.'' Said Tamaki and the twins already made a face of pretend.
''Hello Fairy Tail is…'' Said Hikaru starting only for Kaoru to finish
''…a pleasure to meet all of you.'' Said Kaoru
''Mitsukuni Haninozuka or just Honey for short.''
''Hi Fairy Tail.'' Said Honey all hapy
''Oooh he is so cute.'' Thought most of the female members.
''Takashi Morinozuka or Mori for short''
Mori only nod which made things a little more interesting for Fairy Tail.
''Dawn that guy is tall.'' Said Gray seeing the size of Mori.
''I am known who I am fighting when I am free.'' Said Natsu with a smirk.
''He must be a true man.'' Said Elfman.
''And last but not least our new member Haruhi Fujioka. Come on Haruhi say something.''
''Huh…hello there.'' Said Haruhi all embarrassed.
''Wait a minute Haruhi. From the other day.'' Said Lucy remembering that boy with messy hair and glasses
''Oh, Lucy hi.'' Said Haruhi seeing the blonde girl.
''Wow you really changed. Now you look…'' Said Lucy impressed by the new looks.
''Like a normal boy.'' Said Happy alongside Lucy
''Yes thanks. Even if was against my will.'' Said Haruhi looking at the twins
''What?'' Asked Lucy confused
''We fixed him.'' Said Hikaru with a smile at Lucy
''doesn't he look adorable.'' Said Kaoru
''Alright.'' Said Lucy with a sweat drop
''Oh, it's you.'' Said Natsu seeing Haruhi
''Natsu again. Great.'' Thought Haruhi annoyed. She remember on how the Pink haired mage treated her just because she didn't wanna join his guild.
''hi Natsu, nice clothes by the way.'' Said Haruhi seeing Natsu with his maiden uniform.
''You said that you didn't wanna join a big guild. This seen small too you?" Asked him all irritated.
'Yeah and still prefer them to a place where people scare their guest just for their amusement.'' Said Haruhi defending the Host.
''Wow he talk back to Natus.'' Said Bickslow.
''I offer you a change to join us. You should had at least thought about it.'' Said Natsu
''Correction you drag me against my will. Even if you succeed will never join a place that would do this kind things to people. That is just rude and dumb.'' Said Haruhi.
''Well, don't you like having fun? This is how most of us like to have with wild things.'' Said Natsu
''I know you like fun. But there is huge difference on having fun and being a dick.'' Said Haruhi shocking the guild.
''Ooooh.'' Said most of them surprised on how Haruhi
''Oh yeah tell me one thing that you Ouran people have that Fairy Tail doesn't have.'' Siad Natsu with a smirk. They won the magic tournament, there are on top.
''A high school degree.'' Said Haruhi getting most of the Fairy Tail mage stop in their tracks.
''Huh'' Said most of them felling shy.
''that's nothing we have tons of those.'' Said Natsu
''Natsu none of us have that.'' Said Erza a little shy
''What! But how?' Asked Natsu confused.
''We were all homeschooled and the magic Council sent a test to see if we were in their level of intelligence. Once the test was done, they confirmed, but we didn't get the diploma.'' Said Levy very sad.
''Wait we had test?" Asked Natsu confused. He didn't remember that.
''Yes, you blacked out and got the lowest score.'' Said Gray.
''I could be a teacher compared to these people.'' Thought Haruhi annoyed.
''Well this is something new.'' Said Makarov appearing.
''Master.' Said most of the guild seeing Makarov showing up.
''So, you are all members of Ouran?' Asked Makarov to the hosts.
''Yes sir. I am master Tamaki at your service.'' Said Tamaki all serious.
''Come inside my office. Let's have our chat.'' Said Makarov with a smile
''Alright.'' Said Tamaki but not before Kyoya whisper something in his ear.
''Remember tamaki, only an hour.'' Said Kyoya
''Relax. I know what I am doing.'' Said Tamaki to his Vip
''As for my host…go and make sure these images are happy. That's an order.'' Said Tamaki
''Yes master.'' Said the hosts
As tamaki left for Makarov office leaving the Host all by themselves.
All the host were looking at Fairy Tail like they were exotic things. They don't know what to do to please a crowd like that.
Fairy Tail looked at the Host with a confusion look. They seen corny than the Blue Pegasus womanizers.
''Wow they sound…lame.'' Said Macao
''Not interested.' Said Evergreen
''That tall guy seen interesting.'' Said Lisanna seeing Mori
'''I hope they can fight.'' Said Gajeel
Upon seeing Fairy Tail looking at them funny. The hosts knew that they must act.
''Wait we have to entertain them?" Asked Haruhi confused
''Yeah but we need to be careful.'' Said Hikaru
''Right, we don't want them try to appear at our guild.'' Said Kaoru
''Now we should do our best to entertain them until Tamaki arrive. So, do anything.'' Said Kyoya
''Yes sir.'' Said the Hosts
Haruhi walked with the host and wonder what she should do.
''Well that is gonna be a long hour.'' Thought her looking around
''Haru-chan I brought some cake. I´m gonna share with them.'' Said Honey all happy
''Oh great. Do that.'' Said Haruhi with a smile.
''Would you like some cake.'' Said Honey offering a huge trade of cakes for the mages.
''I would like some.'' Said Wendy
''Me too.'' Said Romeo
''Cake!" Said Erza in tears of happiness
Fairy Tail saw Honey sharing his sweet with their comrades and only smile. He was too adorable.
'Oh, he is so cute. I wonder how his parent let their little child be all alone with a group of seductive man.'' Said Lucy with hearts in her eyes.
''You know Honey senpai is 20 years old.'' Said Hikaru to the blonde.
''Oh, that's good to hear because…'' Said her not understading at first.
And then the switch turn and she looked at horror at Honey.
''WHAT! HE IS 20!"" Scream her in shock. That little guy was older than her.
''Yeah impressive huh.'' Said Kaoru
''He look so cute.'' Said Mira looking at the tiny Host
''Mitsukuni…you have sweet in your face.'' Said Mori cleaning Honey face with a napkin. That made things…weird for Fairy Tail
''Ah takashi thanks.'' Said Honey all happy
''Sure.'' Said Mori smiling
''Why this tall guy is so concerned around that one?'' Asked Wakaba
''Oh yeah Mori-senpai and Honey senpai are cousins.'' Said Kaoru
''Those two are cousins?' Asked Macao
''More like best friends.'' Said Kinana
''But they look so adorable together.'' Said Laki seeing that.
''So, hosts. Come on entertain us.'' Said Cana ready to meet the boys
''Sure.'' Said most of them.
The host start to move to start to talk with some of the mages.
''Well sure but be warned. This guy is not a fan of big guild like us.'' Said Natsu again trying to start a war with Haruhi.
''Who. Haruhi?' Asked Hikaru
''Yeah'' Said Natsu
''Natsu please you are embarrassing us again.'' Said Lucy irritated.
''Ah come on Lucy he knows what I am talking about.'' Said Natsu
''Can you shut up. In all scenarios you should be glad that you are not arrested. The things you did are really out of the charts.'' Said Haruhi all angry
''What because of the police? I do that every month and they never catch me.'' Said Natsu
''My god you should been in jail a long time ago.'' Said Haruhi with a horror face.
''I´m sorry for him. He takes pride for the guild a bit too much.'' Said Lucy
''Is ok. Honestly, I should thank you. You are his partner and if you can contain with his temper all day then you must be braver than you imagine.'' Said Haruhi
Lucy blush a little bit. Now looking closely this Haruhi guy was actually kind nice. Before she could talk to him the twins started to speak.
''Hello there Fairy Tail.'' Said the twins all together.
''Uh.'' Said most the guild confused.
''We are the hittachi twins. And we are here to give you all a good time.'' Said the twins.
''Oh good.'' Said Mira smiling at her friend.s
''Pretty eyes you have there miss Lucy. I got say.'' Said Hikaru to the gidl.
''Uh thanks.'' Said Lucy confused.
''but Hikaru you are the only one with the best eyes here.'' Said Kaoru grabbing his brother.
''Uh Karou please not in front of them.'' Said Hikaru making everyone in the guild disturb on how close the two brothers were from kissing.
''What that…'' Said Elfman all horrified
''Oh yeah.'' Said Cana liking what she saw.
''Please don't tell…'' Said Lucy in horror
''don't look Asuka.'' Said Bisca covering her daughter eyes.
''Charla what happen if they kiss?'' Asked Wendy all red.
''don't you dare go there Wendy!'' Shout out Charla also red.
Makarov office
Tamaki sit in a chair so he could talk with the old man face to face.
''Well this is pleasant. You and your boys seen very nice.'' Said Makarov
''Sure thanks.'' Said Tamaki a little nervous
''What is the matter boy?' Asked Makarov
''Sorry but we need to be quick. We have some new models coming to our guild and I need to be there to sign them.'' Said Tamaki giving a excuse of the rush conversation.
''Oh right. I know that, it sucks that we need to deal with all that paperwork huh?" Asked Makarov.
''Yeah…paperwork.'' Said Tamaki.
''So, Tamaki tell me what would like to talk about first?" Asked Makarov.
''I wanna be very direct with you master Makarov. Uh our guild has a system that doesn't permit nobody that isn't a member or a guest to set a foot there. I warm this early in case if you wanna do a visit you need to contact me or kyoya.'' Said Tamaki
''Really. Wow, what kind spell is protecting your building?" Asked Makarov.
''Is called ´´protection all of case´´. I wanted that planted in the guild to protect from future invasions.'' Said Tamaki
''Dawn straight. You were there kid, if only I had thought about that before this place would be 100% spotless.'' Said Makarov with a smile
''Glad to hear that.'' Said Tamaki with a smile
''So, what do you think of my guild or my brats? Are they wonderful?" Asked Makarov.
''Well I.. Liked fine. Yeah Fairy Tail.'' Said Tamaki with a fake smile and a worried face.
''Good to hear of that. Later I can schedule a day where me and the brats can visit you all.'' Said Makarov getting to Tamaki worries. But he need to stay strong.
''Oh yeah about that…you guys can't visit us.'' Said Tamaki getting the master confused.
''Uh come again.'' Said Makarov not understanding.
''Is nothing, is just we are little afraid of your wild style.'' Said Tamaki trying to explain his reason.
''But we are always like this and no other guild ever complain about it.'' Said Makarov not understanding.
''I´m sorry but we tend to have some objects in our guild that are one of a kind and very pricey. So, we tend to be very careful.'' Said Tamaki
''Oh, you think just because we are loud and friendly, we cause a riot everywhere?' Asked Makarov now feeling offended.
''Well every were you guys go something pretty big happen.'' Said Tamaki remembering all the big incidents of the kingdom that which Fairy Tail was a part of it.
''Oh, come on we can be very cautions.'' Siad Makarov.
''oh yeah recently we lost a vase that was donated to us by the kingdom history museum.''
''So what a little vase can't be that much..'' Said Makorov with no worry only to hear the price.
''It cost 4 million jewels.'' Said Tamaki
''What!" Scream Makarov in horror. This vase cost that much.
''And that is just one vase. Can you imagine if you guys had a party there. Even if we hide the items of most value your members can cause a fight.'' Said Tamaki saying the true which cause Makarov to get nervous.
''Oh, my if Natsu goes there. We are bankrupt.'' Thought Makarov thinking of the bills.
''And mark my words you don't wanna get on Kyoya bad side. He might be my VIP but he is dubbed the Shadow king there and you don't mess with him.'' Said Tamaki about his vice master.
''Is just…we never want to cause any harm to your guild.'' Said Makarov
''I know but don't worry is not you is all the other guilds too.'' Said Tamaki
''Do you think you are superior than the other guilds?' Asked Makarov all pissed
''No, is just since you are the number guild you and your members influence in a lot of other guilds. So, we need to be a little cautious. I´m sorry''
''Nonese. My brats can be a little crazy, but they can act as educated people.'' Said Makarov
''didn't Natsu at the end of the tournament stole the crown from the king.''
That really caught Makarov. What Natsu did was actually a real crime and if wasn't his connection to the princess he would be in jail and Fairy Tail using the money of the tournament to pay his release.
''Oh, my good my kids need more discipline.'' Thought Makarov facepalming.
''Give me time. I believe that you all can change, just make sure that they behave.'' Said Tamaki with a smile.
''Alright you have my word.'' Said Makarov.
''Oh, another thing Kyoya also wanted me to give you the banned list.'' Said Tamaki picking a piece of paper from his pocket.
''Banned list?' Asked Makarov
''Yeah is the list of mages that in no circumstance can step in our guild.'' Said Tamaki
It show only two figures on that list. Ichiya from Blue Pegasus for obvious reasons but also Natsu.
''But Natsu is a big part of Fairy Tail. He has the biggest devotion to the guild.'' Said Makarov infuriated.
''I´m sorry but unless you make him behave, I can't change that.'' Said Tamaki being serious Makarov. That alone got the master to cool off
''Oh, don't worry. I´m sure he can be quiet for a few…'' Said Makarov until.
''I AM THE FIRE KING. BE AFRAID OF ME!' Scream Natsu so loud that they could heard from Makarov office. Also, the smell of fire.
''What is that?" Asked Tamaki
''The whole reason of why you might be right.'' Said Makarov enraged ready to beat on Natsu.
Back to the Guild.
Haruhi was talking to Lucy, Levy, Erza, Lisanna, Cana and Wendy. All the girls were having a nice chat with her while Natsu kept trying to scare the girl.
''Fear me.'' Scream Natsu making faces and spitting fire.
''No. I don't fear man in women clothes.'' Said Haruhi all normal. Making Natsu shrink
''Wow he is cold.'' Said Wendy impressed by Haruhi determination
''So Haruhi how is dealing with those guys all the time?" Asked Lisanna
''Is not easy but hey you get used to it. I mean they are crazy like you guys, but they are on a level that I can enjoy.'' Said Haruhi
''But you serious like them? I mean if you want to go another guild Fairy Tail will always have an open door for you.'' Said Erza
''Well while I appreciate your offer, I am happy there. Besides it doesn't mean we can't be friends; you girls are all so cool that I wouldn't mind talk to.'' Said haurhi with a smile
All the female mages all got red from her commentary. They were thinking a boy was talking to them and maybe flirting a little bit. But unlike the blue Pegasus, this felt more real.
All the guys in Fairy Tail were confused on how a tiny guy like Haruhi was getting so many attention from the girls.
''Wow why the girls are all over him?" Asked Warren
''Is obvious. It is his magic, must be charm.'' Said Max
''Is not magic. Haruhi still doesn't know how to use it.'' Said Kyoya to the astounded guys
''SO, what is it?" Asked Gray
''Haruhi is the what we call ´´the natural one´´. He is simple, speak truly, so in the end the girls like him.'' Said Kyoya
''´´Natural one´´?" Asked Juvia confused
''Dawn I didn't expect that.'' Said Max surprised by that.
''So, you love to read tons of books?'' Asked Levy liking her talks with Haruhi
''Yeah and I cook too.'' Said Haruhi only make the girls like ´´him´´ even more.
'Oh my…'' Said Lisanna with a smile
''We could really use a man like you here in the guild.'' Said Erza liking Haruhi
''Uh thank you girls but I am already a member of Ouran. So sorry.'' Said Haruhi with a smile.
''Oh, come on.'' Said Cana getting to close of Haruhi.
''What.'' Said Haruhi a little nervous seeing Cana all near her, obviously drunk.
''Why don't you just think about it. I could really use someone like you around here. We can be ´´very close´´ if you catch my drift.'' Said Cana all over Haruhi, inches from her lips.
The girls and the hosts were seeing that and were getting kind nervous where this was goin.
''Is she gonna kiss Haru-chan?'' Asked Honey
''Probably'' Said Mori.
''Cana stop that. Can't you see you are embarrassing Haruhi.'' Said Erza
''Oh, come on Erza look at this cute face. He deserves to be Happy.'' Said Cana hugging Haruhi head.
''She is drunk. She is drunk.'' Thought Haruhi in a attempt to make herself calm
''Hello my host…'' Said Tamaki getting out of Makarov office.
Tamaki saw Cana hugging Haruhi in such a manner that made him got all nervous. It was his ´´daughter´´ being hugged in that kind way
''AAAAH Haruhi. What are they doing to you?'' Scream Tamaki in fear
''Look out.'' Said Natsu accidently putting a banana peel over the floor making Tamaki fly away and hit right on Wendy
''AAAAAH.'' Scream Tamaki falling on Wendy
''AAAAH.'' Scream the girl
Bomp
''Master!'' Said Kyoya
''Wendy'' Said Erza
''Natsu what was that?'' Asked Lucy seeing her partner
''Sorry I didn't mean too. I just wanted to toss the thing away, I didn't wanna see him fall to the ground.'' Said Natsu with a little laugh
''Moron'' Said Lucy punching Natsu
'You got be more careful master.' Said Haruhi banding her master on the head.
''Uh thanks Haruhi but do you always bring bandages with you?" Asked Tamaki.
''No, the supermarket was having a discount on them, so I bought some.'' Said Haruhi with a smile
'Oh my what a true gentleman.'' Said Mira seeing that scene with tears in her eyes.
''Real sorry for that. Natsu don't you wanna say something?" Asked Lucy glaring at her partner
''You gotta watch out where you toss your garbage. I know you like some crazy stuff, but your actions injured both my master and your teammates. What kind friend are you to let this happen?'' Asked Haruhi glaring at Natsu
''Alright, sorry Harihu. Sorry Tamaki. Sorry Wendy.'' Said Natsu saying sorry.
''See it isn't difficult.'' Said her with a smile has Fairy Tail just observe this scene.
''Dawn he made Natsu say sorry.'' Said Romeo
''That guy has balls.'' Said Macao
''Here Wendy let me bandage you.'' Said Haruhi looking at the 12-year-old cuts.
Haruhi went there and put the bandage over Wendy face not noticing the little girl blushing at the sight of Haruhi taking care of her.
''Are you good?'' Asked Haruhi with a smile
''Yes.'' Said Wendy all nervous seeing a handsome man taking care of her
''Nice to hear.'' Said Haruhi with a smile that only made Wendy blush even more.
Makarov then get out of his office with a bottle of whisky on his hand. He was already drinking after seeing that Natsu was already making a fuss around.
''Maybe they are right. My brats are good, but they don't behave.'' Thought Makarov drunk
''Master are you ok?" Asked Erza
''Yes, I am. I am 100%...hic…perfect'' Said Makarov drunk
Everyone in the guild could see his red face thanks to the liquor. It didn't take a genius to get the picture
''He is drunk'' Thought everyone inside of the guild.
''Master Tamaki.'' Said Kyoya helping Tamaki to his feet.
''What is it?' Asked the blonde.
''We have to leave. The one-hour mark is near its end'' Said Kyoya looking at his watch
''You guys have to leave?" Asked Wendy all nervous
''Sorry but we have business to attend at our guild. Maybe we will comeback again.'' Said Tamaki.
''Maybe. He said maybe.'' Said Kyoya all cold
''Oh, come on don't leave. I need to know who I am going to fight next time.'' Said Natsu sounding like a dumbass.
''We are not buying into your talks.'' Said Kyoya ready to leave with Mori and the twins
''Oh, come you guys can stay a little longer. If you do, I let you all slap the girls ass like this.'' Said Makarov slapping Erza butt
Slap
''Is that necessary.'' Said Erza all red
Slap
''Master.'' Said Mirajane embarrassed
Slap
''Why?" Asked Lucy in tears
The Ouran saw that scene and was kind disgusted by that. For what they heard, Makarov raised some of those girls like if they were his daughter and now, he was doing that. What kind parental love is that?
''What a pervert.'' Said Hikaru
''Doing this to such beautiful girls.'' Said Kaoru
''The old man has a thing for young girls?" Asked Honey
''Yeah'' Said Mori
''I think this is our time to leave.'' Said Kyoya going out of the guild.
''Wait guys...'' Said Haruhi leaving her wallet fall to the ground
''Dammit.'' Said her bending over to catch it.
Makarov after finishing slap Laki ass was looking for a new one. And then he saw Haruhi.
''Oh, here is one that I never spanked before.'' Thought him all drunk and pervert
Slap
Everyone in the building frozen to what they saw. While Haruhi is a girl, everyone in Fairy Tail was seeing her as a male. In all occasion they saw their pervert master spank a boy in the ass.
''Haruhi.'' Said Tamaki in horror
''Master.'' Said Erza in horror
Makarov upon seeing the face of the confused Host was in other shock.
''WHAAAT!" Scream everyone in the guild in confusion for what just happen.
''Haruhi are you ok?" Asked Hikaru
''I wanna go back to the guild.'' Said her all shy and holding her butt. She had never been slapped there before.
''Let's go back.'' Said Kaoru helping Haruhi in her to walk
''don't worry Haruhi as soon we got there, I can appoint you to my doctor. He is a recommend one and he is also pretty funny too...'' Said Tamaki in tears
''Shut up master.'' Said Haruhi still in shock
''Bye Bye Fairy Tail.'' Said Honey jumping to his friends as the host leave the building.
Fairy Tail saw the Host leaves and they felt a little bad for themselves
''Whoa I guess we screw on that one.'' Said Max
''Like we need them to like us.'' Said Gajeel
''Natsu didn't scare them off. So is two months of maiden'' Said Gray with a smile
''Oh man.'' Said Natsu all sad.
Makarov still looked at his hand in horror.
''I..'' Said him trying to know why he spanked Haruhi in the ass.
''Gramps what did you do?" Asked Laxus otherly confused on why his grandpa just spank a man ass.
''I don't know.'' Said Makarov looking at horror at his hand
''Really. You don't know?" Asked Mira
''Yeah I wanna spank that ass.'' Said Cana all irritated that Haruhi went away.
''Really Cana.'' Said Lucy with a sweat drop
''I don't know why but as soon he bend down, and I saw that. My mind only said ´´spank that ass´´'' Said Makarov all embarrassed.
Everyone in the guild only frozen in horror. Makarov was always a playboy like guy around girls but then he spank a little guy
''Come on Master.'' Said most guys in horror for what just happen.
After that Fairy Tail spent long day in thinking on how they are going to apologize to Ouran. Little too they know that is gonna be a long road for them to embrace their request to be friends.