The word that a new member got pretty quickly around the Guild. Not only that but the new member would become Master Tamaki apprentice. Shiro was the Ouran Guild youngest member and most of the members were all over the place that now their lustrous and glamours guild have someone so young (everyone there knew that Honey was 20).
Right now, Tamaki was doing his standards, having a good talk with some girl members.
''So master Tamaki I heard that you got yourself a little apprentice. Is that true?" Asked a girl
''Yes, I try to teach my little pupil all the best qualities that host from the Ouran guild has to offer.'' Said Tamaki.
''But is ok for such a little boy to become a host?' Asked he girl.
''Why wouldn't it be? Love has nothing to do with age, take us for instance. Whenever I look at you my heart start to beat so fast that I feel no different from a lovely little boy.'' Said Tamaki using his charm.
''Oooh master Tamaki.'' Said the girl in pure love mode.
While this was happening Shiro was sitting right by the side observing everything Tamaki was doing and taking notes of what to do. Haruhi found that really disturbing.
''don't you think is weird for him to make the kid to observe very close like that?" Asked Haruhi.
''There is a theory that people seen to be more beautiful the closer that they are view. Tamaki seems to live by this theory.'' Said Kyoya.
''You sure a fine with his ideas.'' Said Haruhi with a sarcastic look towards Kyoya
''Once you handle the master deals you basically knows how to make him happy and operate this guild.'' Said Kyoya
While Haruhi only sweats drops Tamaki was doing his usual stuff with that guild girl.
''You are as beautiful as a mermaid that bright my ocean.'' Said Tamaki
''Oooh Master… '' Said the girl in love.
However Shiro had to ruin the whole mood.
''You look like an ugly carp that lives in my pod.'' Said Shiro.
That made the poor girl cry and ran away.
''CARP!'' Scream her.
''Oh don't listen to him he is just a kid and…YOU LOOK LIKE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CARP IN THE WORLD!'' Scream Tamaki.
''Honestly that girl is so dumb.'' Said Shiro sitting on a chair.
''But that was a client of mine. Is my job to make sure she feels like special!'' Scream Tamaki in tears.
''So, I made her realize that she wasn't so special. That would be good for her moral.'' Said Shiro drinking some tea.
That made Tamaki grind his teeth. The job of a host is to make the girls feel good and not treat them like garbage.
''That lousy little brat.'' Thought Tamaki all passed.
''Master one of the girls can't stop to cry in the bathroom.'' Said a random boy member
''I DON'T LOOK LIKE CARP!'' Scream the same girl from early.
''Man, what a cry baby.'' Said Shiro not carrying.
Tamaki only sees to get even more angry towards Shiro comment.
''Little brat.'' Thought Tamaki all pissed.
Soon Hikaru and Kaoru appeared and they did what they did the most, mock Tamaki.
''So how is going boss? That's quite the little apprentice that you got there.'' Said Hikaru laugh at his master.
''Hikaru do you wish you had a little brother like Shiro?" Asked Kaoru
''don't be silly. I could search the globe and I could never find a brother better than you Kaoru.'' Said Hikaru doing his stuff.
''Hikaru.'' Said Kaoru also doing his routine.
The members of the Ouran guild were all loving that scene only Shiro that was seeing that as something of horrible.
''They are brothers. How can they do some incetious?' Asked Shiro
''I think you mean incestuous.'' Said Tamaki.
''WAIT YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS!'' Scream Shiro in horror.
While Shiro was trying to wrap his head about that scene Honey jumped on his back and tried to cheer the new member.
''Hey Shiro-chan how about we have some cake? We have chocolate, lime and Strawberry at the moment. What kind flavor is your favorite?'' Asked Honey.
The young member brushes Honey off and couldn't believe someone so young was a part of that place.
''Hey back it off, who told you to hang in me like a monkey. Besides why are you here? Aren't you like 5?'' Asked Shiro much to Honey shock.
''Something wrong Mitsukuni.'' Said Mori going near his cousin.
Shiro saw the tall man there and couldn't only look in shock that Honey had that guy as a bodyguard.
''that's not fair! A little kid like you can't have a cool older friend like him'' Said Shiro in anger.
Once Shiro discover that Honey and Mori were the same age he was about to get a shock.
'What is going on here? What is the deal with this place?'' Asked Shiro in horror.
The boy tried to back off from Mori and accidentally bump into Haruhi with a trade of tea sets.
''watch out.'' Said her
''Huh?" Asked Shiro
''I know its seen weird but trust me you get use to it.'' Said her.
The young boy couldn't help to notice up close that Haruhi really sounded and looked a lot like a girl.
''This guy looks and smell a lot like a girl.'' Thought him.
''Is everything ok?" Asked Haruhi.
''Are you a transvestite? '' Asked Shiro.
That made some of the members of the Host group look in shock, if Shiro discover Haruhi secret it was all over.
''Oh no!'' Thought Tamaki, Hikaru and Kaoru.
Tamaki made his way to Shiro and took him away from Haruhi.
''Its ok for now. Hey Shiro, how about serving tea? Is good for newcomers.'' Said Tamaki
''Hey Haruhi, nice muscles that you got.'' Said Hikaru.
''Yeah, did you shave recently?" Asked Kaoru and the only made the girl annoyed.
While they tried to brush off Tamaki was a pile of nerves at the moment.
''This kid is getting to close to the true. If he finds out about her it will be a nonstop screaming.'' Thought Tamaki.
''Back off guys. Shiro needs to get used to this place. Here try to serve some tea around.'' Said Haruhi
The girl made the three boys back off so she could give Shiro the trade of tea sets.
''Now be careful because it might be heavy…'' Said Haruhi and Shiro suddenly drops the whole thing.
CRASH.
''AAAAH!'' Scream the Host. That was an antique.
''It's not my fault, you knew that was heavy and still give to me. The fault is all yours.'' Said Shiro.
''Say what.'' Asked Haruhi now pissed.
''Haruhi this is going to your debt.'' Said Kyoya
''Wait what?" Asked her all angry.
''Listen here I don't want to do any of this crap. Just teach me how to make woman happy and tell me all your cheap lines and tricks.'' Said Shiro to Tamaki.
''that's it, you are going to far to ordering me around in my guild. Put this brat on isolation.'' Said Tamaki
''YOU GOTTA IT BOSS.'' Said the twins.
Soon a cage appeared out of nowhere and trapped Shiro for most of the guild shock.
''What is happening?" Asked a male guild member
''Isn't that the master apprentice?' Asked a girl member.
''Shiro-chan is scaring me.'' Said another girl me.
Shiro was now having a glare with the host members wanting to know what was the deal.
''Hey what is the deal let me out of this cage!'' Scream Shiro
''Why don't use your magic to escape.'' Said the twins.
''I don't have any magic.'' Said Shiro
''Oh too bad.'' Said the twins with a smirk.
''Does this weird guild even knows how to cast spells.'' Said Shiro
''We have three S Class mages right in front of you. So yeah we do but only when we are attacked which is not often.'' Said Kyoya showing him, honey and Mori.
''That brat is an S class mage?!'' Scream Shiro pointing to Honey.
''Actually…'' Said Haruhi but Hikaru stop her.
''Haruhi don't give him more shock for todays.'' Said Hikaru
Shiro still tried to get out of the cage but nothing was wrong.
''don't you get it once you enter in a guild you have to follow rules and you disobeyed my rules.' Said Tamaki.
''Yes Shiro-chan you made us uncomfortable.'' Said honey.
''Yeah.'' Said Mori.
''This is no way to treat the apprentice of the master. Now let me out of this cage.'' Said Shiro
''Yes, where did this cage came from? Did we always have that in the celling?'' Thought Haruhi
''Not until this morning. I was thinking that you were going to take this position as my apprentice seriously. But I guess I was wrong, if you wanna leave go ahead the door is right there.'' Said Tamaki drinking some tea.
''I am totally seriously.'' Said Shiro
Tamaki didn't care as he drinks more tea.
'I want you to teach me how to make a woman happy.'' Said Shiro but Tamaki was still ignoring.
The boy words seen to only pass by Tamaki to the point that poor Shiro enter to a breaking point.
''I´m gonna run out of time. Please wouldn't you teach me?" Asked him
That made the host stop and look at him.
'You´re the Master of the Ouran guild a place that makes girl happy all the time. I thought since you are their leader you were the one that knew how to make any girl to smile at any time. Please won't you teach me? You are genius, you are the king.'' Said Shiro
That last part made Tamaki be in a state of happiness again. Just call him king and he will totally listen to you.
''Oh no.'' Thought the host.
''Well, you maybe be a brat but I admire your burning passion for wanting to be a host so I will teach you.'' Said Tamaki
Shiro only nods happy that this was working.
''You know Shiro you and I are very much alike.'' Said Tamaki
''You poor kid.'' Said Haruhi
''So you will teach me how to make a woman happy?" Asked him
''Of course, that the sole purpose of a host. However, if you want to make woman like you then is time to use the material that you already have.'' Said Tamaki
''What does that even mean?" Asked him
''You see here at the Ouran guild we have a number of members that have their unique styles. However, the hosts dominate with their strong presence and characteristics. For example:'' Said Kyoya listing the style of the hosts.
Princely type- Tamaki
Strong, silent type- Mori
Boy Lolita- Honey
The little devil type- The Twins
Cool type- Kyoya
''Is all about variety and now our circle with Haruhi who is the natural type.'' Said Kyoya
Natural type-Haruhi.
''The natural?'' Asked her confused.
The host all look at Shiro with wonder on what kind type he could be.
''It's seen that we all have the best types at our disposal at the moment. We would need something to ´´clarified´´ you.'' Said Kyoya.
''Why do I feel like you are enjoying this too much.'' Asked Shiro
Kyoya only laughs and is true for some reason he was enjoying messing with him.
In alternative universe.
In the Victoria era England, a blue haired boy was having tea with his butler of black haired and uniform. Suddenly the butler started to laugh out of nowhere.
''What's so funny sebastain?'' Asked him
''Well young master I feel that in another realm I am having the upper advantage of you.'' Said Sebastian.
The boy didn't know if that was the butler messing with him or it was another trick.
''What the devil are you talking about?" Asked Ciel.
Back to the Ouran Guild Universe
The Host were still looking for any kind defining characteristic on Shiro but nothing else was found.
''So, what should we make him?' Asked Hikaru
''How the boy Lolita it would fit his age.'' Said Kaoru
''That's Honey character.'' Said Hikaru
''So, he is going to replace me?" Asked Honey in tears.
''Oh, come on is that all you got?' Asked the voice of Renge
Soon Renge appeared out of nowhere thanks to her gravity magic making all the objects float in the air.
''I hate when she does that.'' Said Haruhi annoyed that she would have to clean all that mess.
''Her magic is very conventional on cargo traits. We can't complain on everything.'' Said Kyoya
''Oh, boys what is with the lack of character interaction? I must say I thought I explained you all better.'' Said Renge
''Alright miss manager how would you handle Shiro into our group. He can't be the boy Lolita because honey is already that.'' Said Tamaki
''You just don't get it. Girls here wants variety all the type, while is good that you all have charming characters Shiro there has something different. Something fresh and raw that none of you can produce at the moment. If I had to guess he would be…. yes THE NAUGHTY TYPE.'' Said Renge
Everyone liked that idea. It was fresh and had a lot to work about it.
''the naughty type?' Asked Shiro confused.
''Now take off the cage we are going to have a lot of work if we want this kid to be impressive by next week.'' Said Renge
''Alright you heard her take off the cage.'' Said Tamaki.
Shiro didn't know what to think. She said that it would take a week to impressive girls with his type, and he doesn't have a week to do that.
''Now come on kid we have work to do and…'' Said Renge only to Shiro brush off.
''I HAD ENOGUHT WITH YOU PEOPLE!' Scream him.
The host were shocked by that serious style.
''This is stupid nothing of this will help me make her happy.'' Said Shiro
''Whose her?" Asked Haruhi
'I'm out of here.'' Said Shiro running off.
''Wait Shiro!'' Said Tamaki trying to stop but Shiro just gets out of the guild.
The host felt a little off by this. They would need to think of what they have done to make this kid so upset.
''I swear young boys are good for nothing. I was going to coach him, and he quits.'' Said Renge going to another area.
''I can't believe that he ditch us because he dint wanna learn the lesson. What a selfish little brat.'' Said Tamaki
''There aren't many people who enjoyed that type of lesson. Besides weren't you listening what he said?" Asked Haruhi
Tamaki paid attention to what Haruhi was saying and she was right.
''He said he wanted to make ´´her´´ happy. But who is she?" Asked Haruhi and the Ouran Guild Host had another mystery on their hands.