Fairy Tail guild.
The current number guild was currently doing nothing of special. No specials missions, no attacks and nothing major has comes towards the hard strong guild. So right now, the mages decided to enjoy their evening.
''Hey, the new edition of sorcery weekly came.'' Said Mira with a box full of magazines.
''Oh good. Do you think they will do interview with us again?'' Asked Lucy.
''I guess no.'' Said Mira.
''Come on Lucy, they always pass you away.'' Said Natsu with a smile.
''Shut up!'' Scream Lucy
They all open the boxes to get the magazines. Only to see the Hosts from Ouran on the cover and the magazine only talking about them.
''Ouran guild is the new hot thing on the kingdom.'' Said Lucy reading the magazine.
''Ouran wins the hearts of many.'' Said Mira reading the magazine.
''The host are on the cover too.'' Said Lisanna seeing the cover.
''What! Why is this happening?'' Asked Gajeel confused.
''It appears we are not the most talked guild in the kingdom.'' Said Mira.
The entire guild soon picked an issue and started reading. Mostly the issue talked about Ouran and their services for their customers.
''Is there anything on this issue that is not about them?" Asked Gray
''let me see.'' Said Mira.
Mira flipped the magazine from front to back, only to find the thing filled with articles about Ouran.
''Sorry, I guess they only talk about Ouran here.'' Said Mira.
''What! So, these boys get to have the magazine all to themselves?" Asked Macao.
''Yeah, I bet they paid to get there.'' Said Wakaba.
''Hey, let's not put false accusations.'' Said Romeo.
''Exactly. They are getting their attention at the moment. If Fairy Tail was on the cover all the time it would be pretty boring.'' Said Mira.
Natsu on the other hand was not happy with that, he didn't like seeing a guild that wasn't like Fairy Tail having that much attention. Every time something like this happen it was up to no good.
''But we won the magic tournament and saved the entire kingdom.'' Said Natsu.
''Natsu, the tournament was months ago and everyone already thank us for saving the kingdom.'' Said Lucy.
''Yes, if we want to keep on top, we need to grab everyone attention every month.'' Said Gray.
''I still think this not cool. Ouran doesn't battle strong opponent like us. Then why are they on the cover.'' Said Natsu.
The entire guild just facepalm at this. They didn't know if Natsu knew about wanting attention or not.
''He is too numbskull to understand this.'' Said Gray.
''Is something like arguing with a toddler'' Said Erza.
Natsu then remember something that made perfect sense.
''Hey how come we never been to their guild?'' Asked him.
The entire guild soon realize that they have called Ouran to their guild, but they weren't invited to theirs.
''Yes, we invited them to ours so its naturally for them to call us.'' Said Gray.
''Why weren't we invited there yet?" Asked Wendy.
''I say we head over there and talk with them.'' Said Bickslow.
''oh yeah!'' Scream Gajeel.
After that whole discussion Makarov was coming out of the bathroom to see what his kids were up too.
'Is the last time I eat an old burrito.'' Said him.
''Hey master. We are going to the Ouran guild. We want to check it out.'' Scream Natsu already gathering a bunch of members.
Makarov upon hearing that almost had a jumps care, if they went to trash Ouran he would be bankrupt for read.
''Ok! Race towards the Ouran guild, last is a…'' Scream Natsu but not before Makarov lashes out a even bigger scream.
''STOP IT!'' Scream him in giant form.
The guild soon stopped what they were doing and saw their powerful master hoovering above them.
''Master!'' Scream the mages.
''you guys aren't going anywhere near that guild. Understood!'' Scream the giant.
''Yes master!'' Scream the mages in fear as Makarov shrink back.
''Why are you so serious about this?" Asked Gajeel.
''None of you read the full article? It´s says right here ´´Ouran incredible security system´´.'' Said Mirajane pointing towards the article.
The mages soon turned to the beautiful woman and wonder what she was referring too.
''What? '' Asked lucy.
''Ouran has tons of runes that can prevent any intruders to come. The only people that can enters are members, and the guests that are approved by the higher ups. This way no incidents or attacks can happen. That guild is basically a fortress.'' Said Mira reading the article.
The guild was amazed by all this. Ouran could possibly had the best security system in the entire kingdom, almost rival to the royal family.
''Wow!'' Said Juvia.
''Man talk about good security.'' Said Gajeel.
''yes, they thought of everything.'' Said Lily.
''I think this is a good investment. If we had that we would had so many fights with other guilds.'' Said Lucy.
''What! But this is were the fun is.'' Said Happy.
''Yes Lucy, sometimes you need to learn to appreciate some adrenaline.'' Said Erza and that made Lucy only facepalm.
Natsu heard all that, this could be a problem, but he soon got an idea.
''So what? All we have to do is ask for their master to let us in. Piece of cake.'' Said him.
Makarov saw the enthusiasm on the dragon slayer face, so he decided to tell the truth.
''Well, that might be Natsu, but not for you.'' Said Makarov.
''Huh?'' Asked Natsu confused alongside most of the guild.
''What do you mean master?'' Asked Lucy.
Makarov soon took a deep breath and told the truth.
''I guess I should just tell. Natsu…Ouran doesn't like you.'' Said Makarov.
The entire guild found that shocking, especially the dragon slayer.
''What?'' Asked Lucy
''What! Why?!"' Scream Natsu.
''They think you are too destructive and wild for their guild and they prefer you to stay away from their premises.'' Said Makarov.
The guild was half a half on this idea. Some thought it was pretty rude, while others thought it was a good idea.
''Yes, that was a good move.'' Said Gajeel.
''They are totally right. I might applaud them on this decision.'' Said Gray with a smirk.
''Oh, shut up all of you! If Ouran doesn't like me I will just go there and make them chance their minds.'' Scream Natsu.
''They already set on this. While I didn't like, I saw their point of view and they gave fair points for this.'' Sid Makarov.
''But gramps…'' Said Natsu all angry.
''It was the decision by both master Tamaki and vice master Kyoya.'' Said Makarov.
''Kyoya?'' Asked Lucy remembering the boy with dark hair and glasses.
''Why I get my hands on them.'' Said Natsu all angry.
''Natsu stop. I won't let you to act this childish.'' Said Erza.
''Man relax. Is just one guild. Big deal, there are problem dozens of guilds that don't like you. Besides they aren't not fighters.'' Said Gray.
''Yeah, is not worth your breath.'' Said Cana.
''But I want to talk with them!'' Scream Natsu all pissed.
''No way! We know your way of talk and I am not letting you near that guild. The bills would kill us.'' Said Makarov all serious.
''Come on master. We won a lot of money with the tournament, I´m sure we can pay whatever thing Natsu break and…'' Said Lucy and then Makarov told them how much an item at Ouran cost.
''Their most recently broken item was valued at 4 million Jewels.'' Said Makarov all simple.
The mages soon blinked for a moment and made the math. If Natsu went there…oh lord.
''AAAAAAAAAAH!'' Scream everyone and soon natsu was taggled by all of his friends.
''please Natsu don't go!'' Scream Lucy.
''Yes, I don't wanna end up living in box.'' Said Macao.
''What? You guys don't trust me to go there?'' Asked him.
''NO!'' Scream the entire guild.
Natsu was pissed at this, his own friends didn't trust him.
''You guys! I thought you all were my friends. Why this sudden change of sides?" Asked him.
''We wanna keep money in our wallets for once. You don't pay rent and pretty much hunt and steal your food.'' Said Lucy.
''yes Natsu. We all have our view. It sucks that they don't want you on their guild, but if is too keep everything good so what can we do.'' Said Gray.
Natsu was still not liking this. He would go to Ouran and face them no matter the cost.
''No! I won't stand here and be mocked by them. I will make change their minds. '' Scream Natsu charging out of the guild.
Soon Natsu was gone and the whole guild couldn't stop him.
''Natsu stop!'' Scream Lucy.
''Master should we…'' Said Erza but Makarov said nothing.
''don't bother. He will come back soon.'' Said him.
''Happy aren't you coming with him?" Asked Wendy.
''No. There problem is with natsu, and not with me.'' Said Happy all simple.
With Natsu.
The fire dragon slayer was marching at full force towards Ouran. He would go there and show them a piece of their mind. A good guild should let everyone inside and not act this way of who was worthy. This was unfitting for a true guild.
''Those rich jerks. I will show them!"' Scream him.
He soon saw the huge build and was charging up a fist to attack.
''Ok time to get fired…'' Scream him only to be blocked at the entrance.
BOMP
''What that?'' Ask Natsu confused. Seeing the runes surrounding the entrance.
He soon started to punch the runes, and nothing was happening.
''Why can't I get in? These are almost as bad as Freed's.''' Said Natsu continuing to punch.
He kept punching for minutes. That action was causing a disturbance in the peace of everyone.
Inside of the guild.
The members of Ouran were trying to enjoy a peaceful evening like always. However, Natsu trying to get in made some of the members get a little scared, and running the mood.
''What is happening?" Asked Tamaki seeing problem in his guild.
''master there is someone trying to get in.'' Said a random girl.
''Who?" Asked Tamaki.
''is the salamander of Fairy Tail.'' Said the girl.
The Host soon get in front of the guild entrance, all seeing Natsu trying and failing to get inside.
''It appears that he found out that he is not welcomed here.'' Said Kyoya.
''Should I kick him out?" Asked Honey.
''no Honey. You would end up killing him.'' Said Kaoru.
''Yes'' Said Mori.
The master and vice master soon stopped with the silence and decided to confront the pink haired mage.
''Hey! Let me in.'' Scream Natsu.
''I´m sorry, but we are not accepting you.'' Said Kyoya.
''What?!'' Scream Natsu.
''We though a lot and you are one of the most destructive people that the kingdom has to offer.'' Said Tamaki.
''But I am one of the most well know mages of Fairy Tail. Everyone knows me.'' Said Natsu
''Yes, this is true. But despise this we don't want you here. '' Said Kyoya.
''Let me inn!'' Scream Natsu.
''No. With your temper all of our belongings will be destroyed and we will send the bill directly towards your master.'' Said Tamaki all serious and somewhere Makarov thinks his heart stop beating for a second.
Natsu soon stop to attack and decided to talk what he felt of all this.
''you guys are not a guild. You are all scam to make people give you all money!'' Scream Natsu.
''Most of us are rich, we have a good system. In a way what we do as hosts is basically a nonpaying job.'' Said Kyoya with a point.
''Then you are a crude guild. You let only people from high rank get in. How you are going to make friends if you have people of the same styles.'' Said Natsu.
''Many of us are childhood friends, and we even have people that aren't that rich. If you are trying to make us, feel bad because our guild isn't like Fairy Tail then get out of here.'' Said Kyoya with another point.
Natsu was now furious and wanting nothing more than attack Ouran.
''You guys are wrong! Fairy Tail treats everyone nicely, we welcome everyone and we treat everyone like family. You guys are pretty much running a scam!'' Scream Natsu.
That was the last straw for Tamaki. He would let Natsu talk whatever about his guild, but he would not let him call Ouran a scam.
''We are not like your guild. Not everyone has to be like Fairy Tail. Please Natsu, you been out for 7 years, a lot of things have changed since you left. We are a guild were people can take a time out and relax, we don't want excessive fighting and goofy things to happen.'' Said him all serious.
''Wow.'' Said Haruhi impressed to see Tamaki all serious for once.
Natsu was still pissed, he just wanted to get inside and show Ouran what it truly means to be a guild.
''You are all rats. Once I have everyone we will..'' Scream him.
''Oh I´m sorry, we can't hear could you stand right there? It would be wonderful?" Asked Tamaki.
''Oh ok. We will kick your ass and…'' Said Natsu and soon Kyoya clicks a button that sends Natsu away.
CLICK
''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'' Scream Natsu being launch by catapult.
Soon Natsu was out of Ouran property and flying in the sky of the kingdom.
''Did we always have that catapult?'' Asked Haruhi feeling dumbfounded.
''Of course. It was there since the guild the found.'' Said Tamaki.
''Yes, is one of ours biggest protection.'' Said Kyoya.
''We need to make a stand.'' Said Hikaru.
''Our guild isn't going to let a random try to charge and ruin everything.'' Said Kaoru.
''Is important to protect the guild.'' Said Honey.
''Yes, safety is important.'' Said mori.
Haruhi saw Natsu fly away, while it was good that he was gone she was feeling that this wasn't the end of it.
''Why I get the feeling this isn't over yet?'' Thought her.
Back with Natsu.
The fire dragon was flying for miles away from the Ouran guild. He was going to crash into some random building.
''aaaaaaaaaah!'' Scream him crashing somewhere.
Bump
The Fire dragon soon find himself in a place that appear to be a woman room.
''Where am I?'' Asked him.
''Oooh what do we have here?'' Asked Bob the master of Blue Pegasus. Natsu feeling a sense of horror, now he was stuck in Bob office.
''AAAAAH. Bob wait a minute. This isn't…'' Scream Natsu in fear.
''But you look so cute.'' Said Bob ready to give him some kisses.
''aaaaah!"' Scream Natsu.
Back at Fairy Tail.
Natsu returned all with a few bruises and kiss marks all over his body. He was feeling all sick.
''Those Ouran jerks!'' Scream natsu.
''Hey look who is back.'' Said Max.
''Man, what happen to you?" Asked Warren.
''I end up in the Blue Pegasus guild. Directly towards their master office.'' Said Natsu.
''Oh boy, Bob trying to have your way with you?" Asked Makarov.
''Yes! But that's not important, get up everyone we are going attack Ouran!'' Scream Natsu ready to go to war.
The mages of Fairy Tail, however were not in the mood.
''Why?'' Asked Erza wanting an answer.
''Because they are jerks. They launch me into a catapult.'' Scream Natsu.
''Yes, you were disturbing their peace.'' Said Lisanna.
''Plus, they haven't done anything meaningful.'' Said Elfman.
''Yes, just because they don't like you it doesn't mean the entire guild has to cause a war.'' Said Max.
''They should be applauded to handle you much better than other guilds.'' Said Gray.
''Half of those people have huge connections with powerful families. I don't think we are going to be able to handle whatever they throw at us.'' Said Lisanna.
Natsu was still all pissed. He didn't like being made a mockery and let the culprit get away with it.
''They denied my access. They are pretty much not a real guild!'' Scream Natsu.
''They are not us Natsu. Let it go. Jeez, why do you care so much what a rich guild thinks of you?" Asked Lucy all annoyed.
Natsu was still all pissed and wasn't stay still and do nothing.
''I don't care! I am going there! I just need to pass the runes. Freed can you disdain?'' Asked Natsu.
Freed looked at his friend and just says.
''Well…I can't.'' Said him.
''What?'' Asked Natsu.
''The runes were casted by a veteran of this type of magic. To cancel this spell, it would take me months of intense training, learning new languages and cancel everything in my schedule and just focusing on this one issue. In any case it is impossible to cancel this spell right now. Plus, I have to applaud them to have thought of that. This was genius.'' Said Freed reading the article.
The guild was impressed by this. That was a good way to protect your guild and your members.
''Wow! Ouran is really ahead.'' Said Juvia.
''Yes, they are really something'' Said Erza.
Natsu was still not buying that. He wanted a piece of the rich kid guild.
''I don't care! I wont stay lay down and let them make a mockery of me and my guild!'' Scream Natsu.
''Would you stop screaming? I don't know how everyone got used to this?" Asked a random voice.
Soon everyone turn to see who was the one that made that comment, and it was Haruhi Fujioka, most of Fairy Tail favorite Ouran member.
''Haruhi!'' Scream the girls all happy.
''Oh, great you are here. Come close, I need to have a few words with your masters.'' Said Natsu going towards Haruhi.
''Stop Natsu!'' Said Happy trying to stop, however while he was getting closer, Natsu was sent back.
Bump
Everyone was amazed at this. Did Haruhi beat up the salamander of Fairy Tail.
''What?'' Asked Lucy confused.
''Did Haruhi just gave Natsu a smack down?'' Asked Gray.
''So, you know how to fight? Good, I need to fight someone to take down this anger.'' Said Natsu crackling up his fists.
''No. I am protected by the magic card of defense.'' Said Haruhi showing the card in her jacket.
''Wow those are pretty rare.'' Said Levy amazed by it.
''And they cost a fortune.'' Said Mirajane.
''Ouran has a ton of those. They were a gift from a baronesses that one of our members rescue in a mission.'' Said Haruhi.
''Man, it must be good be with money.'' Said Cana.
''Yes.'' Said Lucy.
''Shut up! I have a beef to deal with you guys!'' Scream Natsu.
Haruhi didn't even bother with the treat. She was sent there for a reason.
''Look I came here to clarify the good reasons of why you aren't accepting into our guild. Besides master Tamaki wanted to give a good explanation to all members and apologize for the way we treated Natsu with the catapult.'' Said Haruhi.
Erza smile at that. Even seeing Natsu as a treat, they didn't want to make everyone at the guild angry. That was a smart move on Ouran part.
''Sure Haruhi'' Said Erza with a smile.
''Natsu please be calm. Haruhi just want to talk.'' Said Lucy.
''Alright Haruhi. What have I done so bad that you guys don't let me in?" Asked Natsu.
Haruhi soon took a notepad out of her jacket and soon started to say all the main reasons of why Ouran see Natsu as a treat.
''You burned down at least 12 police station in three months alone, you punched your way out of a prison, caused massive damage in crowed place word say you wanted to ´´prove yourself to a ice mage´´, you stole the king crow, you always trashes out, treat every place like it is yours and…'' Said Haruhi with a ton of reasons.
''Ok ok ok, I get it, but I can change.'' Said Natsu.
''Look you had your chance, but when you were missing a lot of people mature over the years. You might be over 20 chronologically but you still like a teenager. That is not good Natsu, if you want people to invite you more and treat you nicely you need to stop acting out like you are child. I don't know how most of the guild acts, but you are the one that does the most. I´m sorry, as long you not mature we aren't letting you in.'' Said Haruhi all serious.
The whole guild was speechless at this. Haruhi gave a whole talk of truth to Natsu and wasn't a lit bit scared.
''Well…that was good.' Said Gray.
''It will take balls to say that to one of our strongest members and survive. He is so manly!'' Scream Elfman.
'Hey! Why are you siding with the enemy?" Asked Natsu.
''We aren't your enemy. Don't drag them to your little issue. You need to grow and stop acting like everything is about you or your guild.'' Said Haruhi.
Natsu was now more pissed than ever.
''He is going to insult our guild and get away?" Asked Natsu.
''Dude relax, he just told us to stop wanting attention 24/7. Is ok to take a break.'' Said Laxus.
''Like we explained we don't want any problem. All we want is piece. Oh yes, I almost forgot. Master Makarov, master Tamaki wants to give you this basket of fruits as an apology for sending Natsu via catapult.'' Said Haruhi.
''Oh, thank you.'' Said Makarov getting the basket.
''Gramps! Why are accepting this?" Asked Natsu.
''Because they are getting me gifts. You only give me bills.'' Said Makarov.
Haruhi soon was about to leave, but not before giving some final words to Natsu.
''Is not about strength Natsu. Sometimes you need to use your mind and think ahead of what you are going to do.'' Said Haruhi.
''What! So, this is the type of mage that you want to be?" Asked Natsu.
''I don't want to become a mage. I want to be a lawyer.'' Said Haruhi.
Natsu was only blinking in confusion on that.
''Why in the world would you do that?" Asked him.
''People have choices. Not everyone that is on a guild is going to be a mage forever.'' Said Haruhi.
(If you really think about it, nobody in Fairy Tail has a main job. Outside of Makarov, everyone just do the mission and that's it)
''Yeah, he has a point. I feel like one of this day, many of you will leave and pursue some career dream. Is ok.'' Said Makarov.
''Besides lawyer are important. We deal with serious issues.'' Said Haruhi.
''Hey, can I sue someone for copywriting my song?" Asked Gajeel.
Haruhi only saw Gajeel crappy song and told him what she thought.
''If you have proof that you wrote first and performed, you can win the case.'' Said Haruhi.
''Good!"' Said Gajeel with a grim.
''Hey! Stop with that, I am just a regular 18-year-old guy.'' Said Natsu.
''25.'' Said Haruhi.
Natsu stopped to talk and Haruhi looked cold at him.
''I know that you did that whole time jump with a lot of the members of your guild, but your date of birth hasn't changed. You are 25, so act like one.'' Said her.
Haruhi had a point, even if their bodies haven't changed their attitude was pretty much the same since they left.
''Really sorry for all this. We didn't want to cause any trouble.'' Said Haruhi.
''Is ok, stuff like this tend to happen.'' Said Mira.
''Can't you stay a little longer?" Asked Wendy.
''Yeah, we can have a fun time.'' Said Cana.
''You need to see our library.'' Said Levy.
''Oh see your gardener.'' Said Lisanna.
''Sorry, everyone but I am I need it on the guild. As one of the host I cant leave my post, If I do the master will cry nonstop.'' Said Haruhi in whisper the last part.
''Aaah.'' Said the girls all sad.
''Good day.'' Said her.
Haruhi soon left, leaving the entire fairy Tail guild all in deep thought.
''Man is a shame that he isn't in our guild.'' Said Cana.
''Yes, he would been such a lovely person to be around.'' Said Mira.
''What! You all prefer Haruhi over me! Why?" Asked Natsu.
''Because he is gentle.'' Said Lucy.
''He smell nice.'' Said Cana.
''he is polite.'' Said Levy.
''he is a good man of words.'' Said Wendy.
''But I am strong and wild. Come on guys.'' Said Natsu.
''Look Natsu, we all love you but we can't give all the attention towards you.'' Said Lucy.
''Yes you can do your little dragon stuff and we think is cool.'' Said Mira.
''Beat up looser. We found a new meat to look.'' Said Cana with a smirk.
Natsu was now in pure rage.
''This is outrageous. I will get those Ouran jerks someday.'' Said him.
''You are seriously about this?" Asked Gray.
''Can't you just forget about it?" Asked Laxus.
''No! They have messed with my image, and I want revenge.'' Said Natsu.
''This is just you saying ´´I don't have nothing to do´´.'' Said Gajeel.
Natsu was still angry and didn't stop giving insults to Ouran.
''Natsu, stop with this.'' Said Lucy.
''don't worry pal. For me and Lucy you are still the best.'' Said Happy.
Natsu soon stopped giving insults to Ouran and started griming.
''He He He.'' Said him.
''oh no. I don't like this.'' Said Lucy.
''What is he doing?" Asked Wendy.
''Is he thinking?" Asked Charla.
''Does he know to do that?" Asked Gray.
''Well, its one of his plan so either has to do with fire or silly clothes.'' Said Gajeel.
''Are we going to get naked!'' Asked Lucy all red.
Soon Natsu reveals his plan towards his friends.
''Well, I can't enter in the guild but you guys can.'' Said him.
''What!'' Asked the mages.
''Yes, if we give those guys a taste of the Fairy Tail girls we can finally prove that we are superior. What wre you say girls? Who´s with me?" Asked Natsu.
The girls soon saw what was Natsu plan, make the girls enter in there and stop the runes so he can get in. Of course they had one answer for this.
''No.'' Said them.
Natsu only facepalm at this. A lot of work was about to be done.
So here we have it, honestly, I had this chapter in mind since he beginning. We are taking a break from the regular Oruan episodes to do something original.
Look, I don't hate Natsu or Fairy Tail. But I hate the attitude of…Fairy Tail is the better guild because of their values of magic and friendship. Yes, we know the jokes friendship wins everything and everyone.
Plus, Natsu doing those speeches that Fairy Tail is super ultra-special because they treat each other nicely is really annoying to me. I mean it was ok against Jellal and Laxus, but when you do this every time and specially on the grand magic tournament, Tartaros and the final arc were this was used like a hammer, really rubs the wrong way.
Ouran is not a battle heart guild, they are a normal guild who wants piece. That's it. But as we will see, Natsu will have to learn a lot if he want to earn their respect.