Chapter 2: Guild Cleaning Until An Emergency.

At the unknown gorge...

A mysterious pale figure who happens to be a male is seen wearing an Eastern black conical hat that covers his eyes, dark grey and silver armored samurai like outfit that goes with a purple sheathed sword on his left hip is seen standing on top of the cliff with his arms folded, in which the left is prosthetic and the right is not. Staring at the view of the cliff and the gorge. It look like he didn't seem to be happy about something. However, he is not the only one on that cliff due to a black haired man who is wearing an high collared gold trim ancient type of robes with that goes with his hair colour and a white toga to go with who happens to be none other than Zeref is leaning on the rock with his hands behind his back.

"That piece of shit." he said in a harsh tone. *Then turned his attention to the evil mage*. "Didn't you order your stinking yet most powerful and immortal friend to not attack those two as I wanted them both to be captured without doing anything but he just had to go too extreme by killing one of them and letting the other escape."

"Hey now, you better tone down, it wasn't his fault. They both had it coming." the dark mage said.

"I don't give a hoo-haa about that, the only thing I care about is power and control. But that is no longer happening and it'll never will."

"Then why did you decided to corporate with me earlier?"

"That's because I thought we had a great plan and make a great duo but that's not happening anymore or permanently."

"You're firing me right? After all I've helped you to teleport those rapscallions of the ninja universe that you also came from."

"You can say that but for now leave me be, I can handle that knuckle-headed ninja myself even if it kills me."

With that, Zeref vanishes out of thin air without responding. The pale guy then turned back on the view and clenched his fist as he thought back of meeting him, thinking he would a great partner but failed. But sometimes, plans can go awry and sometimes it doesn't. Oh well, he now knows that the damage is done and once that happened, there is no turning back time. He then thought back about how he had heard that these four ninjas defeated a powerful foe that made a smirk appear to form on his lips.

"Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha, the two out of four that defeated and sealed Princess Kaguya Otsutsuki." he thought as he disappeared in a flash.

Meanwhile, at the Fairy Tail guild...

Inside the guild where the men were cleaning, setting up and fixing, excluding Laxus, Romeo, the two male exceeds and Makarov who were watching them with a disappointed looks on their faces. The reason why the guild was messed up because Natsu and Gray has been arguing on about who gets to have the last piece of the delicious footlong baguette in which contains, salami, pepperoni, bacon, chicken pieces, turkey ham, topped with extra sliced cheese, ketchup, mayo, chipotle sauce, lettuce, tomato, cucumber, pickles and last but not least, green and black olives.

"Grrrr! This is all your fault!" Natsu brickered at Gray who glared at him back.

"Oh really! Who was the one that threw a flame punch at my face?!" Gray responded.

"Excuse me! Romeo wasn't that hungry and he's was about to offer that super meaty deluxe baguette to me, not you!"

"You're the one that pushed me when he was about to ask me you Brainless Flame Eater!"

"What was that Gay Snowman?!"

"You heard me, Dragon Jerk! If it wasn't for you, none of this would have happened!"

"Oh blame it on the Dragon Slayer. Ice Freak!"

"Fire Dork!"

"Stripping Bastard!"

"Flame Shitter!"

"Perverted Asshole!"

"Coal Lizard!"

As the boys began to fight, the men stopped cleaning as they watched the two brawling again at this rate.

"*Sighs*." Makarov sighed. "When's Erza's gonna comeback and sort these two out?"

"Who knows." Laxus said. "They've been out for 4 hours and 30 minutes so I think they might come back or not."

"True. They said they're gonna be right back at 2:00 but is passed now."

"Well I think they lied about it."

"Agree. Doesn't mean we have to ask them a question about it."

"That's right."

"I miss Carla." Happy cried while holding a burger which appear to be a lobster burger. "I want to give her my fish sandwich."

"That's not a fish sandwich, that's lobster burger." Pantherlily corrected him. "And I thought you love that type of burger?"

"I know but I just wanna save it for Carla."

"It's gonna come cold anyways."

"She'll heat it up again."

"*Sighs*."

All of the sudden a chair was thrown at Lily, who suddenly grow into a his giant form and rushes to fight the two boys. Gajeel jumped in to help his exceed friend to defeat them but was knocked out of it, in which caused the black exceed to turn back to his little size and was on top of his buddy. Then the two were pushed by Elfman who transformed into his beast form and went to beat Natsu and Gray up but went flying from the guild as a star. And as for the rest of the cleaners... They joined in to stop the two before they end up killing each other or worse, turning the guild into nothing but dust.

"*Grunts in annoyance*." Makarov closed his eyes. "I think this guild going down the drain now."

"Yep." Laxus agreed.

"Is there's anything I can do to stop them, but they'll keep on going at it again."

"Well that's how the guild is."

"True. It's just like the old days when Mirajane and Erza used to have an argument for a coconut cream pie."

"At least the ladies gave it to me for being calm and friendly."

"I know Laxus. I know."

"Carla. Please come back." Happy sniffed. "If only I came with you and the rest to the picnic."

"Happy. You're a boy, you know that?" Romeo gave him a questioned look on his face. "And you can't go to an all-girls picnic."

"But I wanna give her this lobster burger."

"You could have done it before she left."

"I didn't knew that then."

"*Sighs*. Happy, Happy. When you're gonna stop being impatient?"

"Never in my life until I see Carla."

"Don't you ever think of anything else, like fish?"

"Yeah I do. But I miss her so much."

"Okay fine. Have it yo-"

The conversation was cut short when the doors burst open as the males stopped fighting, they looked up and saw the girls who came back from their picnic. The guys were relieved but they were not the only ones. Capricorn was with them, carrying an unconscious black haired teenager on his back who looks injured because of the bandages on his arms, two are on his left cheek and one is on the right side of his forehead. Natsu pushed the men off of him as he became excited to see his female friends back, acting like he never seen them for many many years.

"LUCY!" Natsu went to give her a big hug but instead was pushed by her, as the ladies rushed up to Makarov to show him the injured man. "What the?"

"Master! Master!" Lucy rushed to the guild master. "We need Porlyusica, fast!"

"What is it child?" Makarov asked the impatient Lucy and looked at the young man who her spirit is holding. "And what happened to him?"

"We just found him floating on the lake, bleeding to death and severely hurt."

"Ok. Thanks for those information, Warren. Contact Porlyusica right away!"

"Yes sir." Warren agreed.

"I'll put him in the infirmary." Capricorn said as he went into the room and placed him onto the bed. "That's all for now."

"Thanks for the help." Lucy said as he returned to his world and she stared at the stranger in a worried expression. "I wonder how on earth he got that way?"

20 minutes later...

All the guild members are waiting for Porlyusica to treat the patient quickly as possible. Lucy was pretty shooken up when she and her few friends witness the horrific event that feels it would never go away forever.

"Hmm... that's what took you so long?" Natsu asked.

"Yes, Virgo had him all patched up because Wendy almost ran out of healing magic." Lucy said. "Although, I didn't even summoned her."

"Was it that deep?"

"Yes."

"Were you terrified?"

"Why shouldn't I be? He almost died out there."

"Do you know who did it?"

"No, but it look like something dangerous and powerful got him in that way. And no is not the giant monkey you've been asking me about."

"Was it a bear or a wolf?"

"We don't know, we've only seen him like that."

"Okay. So how long was he in the lake?"

"Maybe a long time because of his high fever."

"Was he naked?"

"*Blushes heavily* NO! Why the hell you asked me that?"

"Because I wanna see that look in your face. HAHA!"

"YOU'LL SEE THAT LAST LOOK ON MY FACE IF YOU DON'T-"

"Geez Natsu, why do you wanna know if the stranger was wearing clothes or not? It's private!" Gray said.

"Well you not that private due to your stupid stripping habit!" the flame headed boy made fun of the ice mage.

"I double dare you to say that to me one more time!"

"You heard me: STUPID. STRIPPING. HABIT!"

When they were about to fight, Erza came between the two and punch them on their heads. Knocking them both down on the floor.

"Will you two can it! If not, I'll give both of you the boot of punishment!" the armoured mage said while folding her arms.

"Yes ma'am." the two rubbed their own heads while getting up.

Porlyusica came out of the infirmary room with her healing potion and the medicine. Lucy walked up to her with a worried expression.

"How is he doing?" she asked.

"Well. His right leg is broken along with his left rib. Has lot of cuts and a few bruises. Lost alot of blood and suffered from severe wounds. If you girls weren't there in the first place, he wouldn't be on that bed by now."

"*Sighs in relief* Thank god."

"Hmm... It's gonna take a long time from him to recover but don't worry, I transfused blood into him so he can be good as new."

"When he'll wake up?"

"I'm not sure about that, maybe a week or 2 due to a high temperature for being in a lake for too long. But don't worry, I've given him a special medicine."

"What kind?" Natsu asked.

"Can't tell you, it's a secret." the medic-wizard said.

"Aww man."

"Stop groaning would you. Anyways I have to go a check on the other person."

"Other person?"

"Yes. While I was doing on my research about harvesting a mythical plants that kills uncurable diseases. A loud knock came from my door as I thought it was one of the reckless humans but it's turns out to be injured young man who has a bleeding gash from his left shoulder and the other on his right thigh. He was telling me this 'Help me, help me. I was attacked by some powerful monster who killed my friend and I needed somewhere to be safe for now, please help me' after that, he passed out of exhaustion due to excessive running without a single stop until he found my place."

"Really? There's another man who's injured too?" Erza asked.

"Yes. But unlike this individual, he only has few minor cracked bones, cuts and bruises." Porlyusica said as she handed the armoured wizard a small jar filled with purple and pink pills. "Once he wakes up, make sure he takes these pills three times in the morning, afternoon and night."

"What are these for?"

"It's for heeling broken bones really fast but it only takes about 4 or 6 weeks to do so."

"Oh okay, I never realize that this type of medicine exists."

"Unfortunately, these were sent to me from Mao Shan."

"Mao Shan? You mean the small country that is located in the East of Earthland?"

"Yes. That is it."

"Come to think it, I've only went there once while going on that quest to find the rare diamond that can make you million times stronger but was sealed away in a forbidden underground cave due to the dangers of it."

"That is true. Anyways, I'm off to make my guest better so that I can boot him out of my place."

"Don't you think that's kind of extremely harsh and disrespectful?" Natsu asked.

"And so what?" Porlyusica gave Natsu cold daggers in which he shivers in fear.

"Nothing. Forget what I asked."

"Good."

With that being said, the medic-wizard left the guild to go back to doing her current business in which she left off due to being interrupted by something really serious that she will no way in hell turn that down. Lucy approaches Erza, who was holding the jar that was given to her. Showing a bit surprise expression as she stared at it.

"Amazing. Whoever made this is a complete genius but how come they don't make shipments of this?" the stellar mage asked.

"Beats me. I think it might be very sacred from them to make alot of shipments." the armoured mage said.

"Ooh. Can I try some?" Natsu asked as he about to reach to take the jar.

"*Moves it away from his hand* NO!"

"Why not?"

"Didn't you hear what Porlyusica said?" Gray asked.

"What do you mean 'Didn't you hear what Porlyusica said'? Natsu scratched his head with his finger.

"*Slaps himself on his forehead* She said, *Points his finger at the infirmary room* It's only for the young man there as he's the one with a few broken bones in his bod-"

Gray paused the conversation as he, Natsu, Happy, Lucy, Erza, Wendy, Carla, Gajeel, Pantherlily, Mirajane, Bisca, Alzack, Mirajane and Makarov glanced at the door of the infirmary room that was wide open. Not just that, they also hear the sounds of giggling and sighing at the same time. They check to see what is going on in there and see most of the female members surrounding the bed in the middle. Cooing, goggling and swooning at the unconscious raven haired teen due to his attractiveness.

"Ain't he such a looker, huh?" Evergreen asked.

"Of course he is. Even though he's in this state but it still makes him even more cuter than ever. But I really hope that he wakes up so that we can hear how his voice sound like." Laki said.

"Hey, hey come now. Whoever gets to see his eyes open first, will give him a big lovable hug!" Cana said.

"Ooh hoo, his features looks so much like my precious darling Gray! Just like we had a kid together!" Juvia said, in which cause Gray to be frozen stiff in disgust.

"I wonder if he's into books just like me." Levy said.

"Hmm... I bet he'd make a great househusband." Kinana said.

"I'd say a bartender would be a perfect fit for him." Lisanna said.

"Okay, okay that's enough you all, let's give him space so that he can wake up without having a heart attack." Makarov said.

With that the girls walked away from the unconscious teenager and exiting the infirmary room as the other members went back to their usual things as they always do every single day. Before closing the door Makarov takes one last look at the teen as he's really curious to know about the youngster once he wakes up and then he slowly shut the door in order to avoid alerting him. Although, he does know that he's still deeply unconscious but shutting the door too loud would be seriously rude for people to do that to an injured person who are senseless. But the guild has always been reckless and disruptive just like the members normally do every single day.

"Hmm... That is strange, he doesn't seem to look like he's from this country." the geezer thought.

With Porlyusica...

The medic wizard is seen returning back home after that long treatment. Hey, is her job to do so although she does have a huge disliking towards humans due to their negative behaviour for example like fighting each other for accomplishments and doing something without her permission is the reason why she shut herself from humanity despite being a human herself. Thinking back when she drove Bisca and Alzack out with her broom, scolding Mystogan for eating one of her apples and get easily irritated when asked a question about her hatred.

"*Sighs*. That really took a long time to make sure that he won't end up 6 feet under." she said to herself. "But I wonder where he and this one really came from?"

Once she reached to her house, she opened the door and stepped inside but then a shocking expression suddenly appeared slowly on her face. In front her was a window that was widely open and the messed up bed that was completely empty but not just that. There is also a note on the pillow that was left by the person she was almost done with but had to sort something out the is real serious.

She walked towards the bed to pick it up and then began to read it.

Dear Mysterious Doctor Whatever-You-Are,

Thanks for patching me up but I really need to go right now as I have to find my way back to my home village and report them a tragic and devastating news that it'll will never heal me and my people emotionally.

Sincerely,

Your Patient.

Once finished, Porlyusica looked back to the open window in silence until...

"YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED PUT UNTIL I WAS DONE WITH YOU MR. VILLAGE BRAT!" she shouted in boiling rage.

Uh oh...Looks like he took off without her permission. I'm also terribly sorry for taking a long time to complete this Chapter due to thinking what to write next and being easily distracted but I hope that I try hard not to be. So here you goes guys it done and I hope you enjoy your day.

TOODLES!