Bella: So, why are we running to your place instead of driving?
Edward: Because Kieran didn't realise that I didn't drive here.
Bella: Uh huh, and why didn't you?
Edward: Because running's healthier than driving everywhere.
Bella: You're a vampire. You can't get sick.
Edward: How do you know? You're not a vampire.
Bella: Yet.
Edward: And you won't be if I have anything to do with it.
Bella: You'll have a seventh to do with it.
Edward: And you'll see that all of the others will side with me that you shouldn't become a vampire. Yep, every single one of them. Just watch.
*at the Cullen house*
Alice: Hell yes she should be a vampire.
Bella: Damn it Alice, I haven't even explained why I'm gathering you all here.
Alice: Oh, sorry.
Bella: *ahem* So, anyway, I've gathered you all here so that we can…
Jasper: Vote on whether you become a vampire?
Bella: Yeah, I guess Alice did ruin the surprise.
Emmett: Yeah, she told us while you were on your way here.
Bella: Wait, what?
Esme: Why'd you think we were already around the table?
Bella: I guess that was a bit weird.
Rosalie: Can we get this over with? I'd rather not spend my night talking to the human.
Edward: She has a name, Rose.
Rosalie: I'm sorry, am I supposed to give a fuck?
Bella: Should I assume you're voting no then?
Rosalie: I'm sorry, did I say you could speak to me?
Edward: Thanks for the support, Rose.
Rosalie: You either.
Bella: Okay, how about the rest of you?
Emmett: Hell yes.
Rosalie: TRAITOR!
Edward: Yeah, if she becomes a vampire, you won't get to fight the Volturi.
Emmett: Meh, I'll just go straight in there in fight them if I have to.
Bella: You'll die.
Emmett: And take all of them with me.
Bella: Good to see you're confident. Okay, Jasper, what do you say?
Jasper: I guess it would be nice to not want to kill you.
Bella: I'd like that too. Esme?
Esme: Aren't you already my daughter?
Bella: I'll take that as a yes. Carlisle?
Carlisle: Well, duh. Why wouldn't I want a new recruit for my little army?
Bella: Your what?
Carlisle: Never mind.
Bella: Okay, so if I'm not mistaken…
Alice: Hey, you didn't ask for my vote.
Bella: Has it changed from a yes?
Alice: No.
Bella: Then we're good. So, since Edward and Rosalie are the only ones opposed…
Edward: Yeah, but we're like, super opposed to it, so our votes count for two.
Bella: Okay, so that's four votes against. And with Alice, Jasper, Emmett, Esme, and Carlisle saying yes, that's five in favour. Who wants to change me?
Rosalie: Damn it Edward.
Edward: How was I supposed to know she was good at maths?
Bella: I'm not hearing any volunteers.
Alice: Bella…
Bella: Alice, excellent, get over here *holds out her arm*
Alice: It's not that, it's that…
Bella: I'm not seeing any bitemarks.
Carlisle: I think what Alice is trying to say is…
Bella: *shoving her arm in Carlisle's face* Fine, you do it then.
Carlisle: What I mean is, if I do this right now, your father will probably send law enforcement after us.
Bella: So? You can kill them all anyway.
Carlisle: And if we kill them all, that'll bring the Volturi here, and get us all killed, defeating the purpose of the vote in the first place.
Bella: Oh…but you guys said you wanted me.
Alice: And when the time comes, we'll accept you with open arms…
Rosalie: I won't.
Emmett: But for now, it would look too sus to have a body found in our house.
Bella: I didn't know your house was called Electrical.
Jasper: Edward, take her home before I lose it on her for that reference.
Edward: Sure thing. And since we've bought some time before we have to change her, maybe I can convince her not to…
Bella: Nope.
Edward: Worth a shot.
*back at Bella's*
Bella: So, what if I could convince you to be the one who changes me?
Edward: Silly Bella, you forgot which way I voted.
Bella: Uh huh. But hypothetically speaking, if you were to change me…
Edward: We'd have to be married first.
Bella: I do.
Edward: Wait, what?
Bella: I will marry you.
Edward: I wasn't proposing though.
Bella: Too late, I already said yes, no takebacks.
Edward: Darn it.
Charlie: *from his room* Will you shut up in there? You're already grounded for eternity.