-Jack's pov
I saw Zulu on his knees as Baki was announced the winer.
'Seriously what the fuck was that bullshit' I thought as my eyebrows twitched, what was even the point of the tournament if you are just gonna pull rules out of your ass whenever you want Tokugawa.
And that announcer neck in neck until the end my ass Baki lost that fight by tournament rules, that was just bullshit.
I'm of the mind to go up there and just start pimp slaping everyone and announce my self the winner since that is how it works apparently.
"Huh"
'And if I remember correctly' I turn my head to look at the board 'yub the next fight is that sumo guy and Igari'.
It's just one bullshit fight after the other, there is really nothing to be said about that fight other then sumo lost because he was stupid like serious when a boxer came into the ring you don't see him ably boxing rules to it so why was he using sumo rules for a what is almost a street fight, it is just idiotic to say the least aspicaily against a sly fox like Igari who specialises in mind games.
'Yeah I'm not gonna watch that I would rather arm wrestle an ape..' I stopped thinking for a second as I stood up 'actually why Don't I arm wrestle an ape' I thought with a smile as I stepped out of the waiting room.
-3rd pov
The Yasha ape could be seen sitting cross leg inside an iron container with the front ripped off.
"Hey there bude" it open its eyes to see the man it just ran away from not even an hour ago standing Infront of it with a smile on its face.
"Want to play a game"
(15 minutes later)
A man and an ape's laughter could be heard in the hallways as the handlers stood on the edge of the room with a bewildered look on there face as Tokugawa came "what was so important for you guys to call me away from the match" he said as Doppo and Katsumi were with him.
But he soon stopped as he looked inside the room to see... Jack and the ape are wrestling and eating brownies?!
"what the hell is going on?"Tokugawa asked "Oh hey there Oldman just eating some brownies with my friend over her come in there are plenty to go around" Jack said as he went back to arm wrestling the high yasha ape with a brownie in its mouth.
Doppo took a glance as he asked "is that weed?"
"I know i liked you for a reason Doppo, yes it is come here and take a a bite don't worry i won't snitch to your wife"
"This is ridiculous doesn't he have a match in less the 30 minutes" Katsumi asked "yup" Doppo answered
"Well that lame sumo match should be done now i want to see that Retsu guy fight" Jack said as he stood up "come guys this is going to be a good match, bye buddy you can finish the rest even though you lost" Jack said as the yasha ape waves at him good bye.
"To your positions" the referee said as both Toba and Retsu took there places in the ring.
As soon as the match started Retsu turned around only to find Toba's clothes over his head blinding him as Toba charged in with many punchs only for them to be blocked by the blinded Retsu under the Cheers of the crowd.
Toba backed off allowing Retsu a chance to remove the clothes from over his head only to be met with sand in his eyes forcing him to cover his face as Toba took the chance to deliver a front high-kick sending Retsu flying into the barrier at the edge of the ring.
Not giving him a chance to breathe Toba tackled him hard enough to destroy the wooden barrier and the lift his leg to deliver an axe-kick.
Retsu easily blocked his kick along with the following leg sweep only to be graped by Toba from behind by his arms as he planed to use his signature move on him.
"Look at that only 30 seconds past"
Toba said as he jumped into the air only for Retsu wrapped his leg around his forcing Toba to land on his injured leg
Retsu stood Infront of the kneeling Toba as he said "there are still a couple of seconds left do you want to continue"
"No i give up"
-Jack's pov
'Now that was a match' I thought as i watch Retsu walk out of the ring.
Despite the whole thing only lasting a minute It was one of the best matches I watched so far no bullshit just two guys doing there best to win.
Quite a shame that Toba's knee gave out forcing him to stop but i don't really blame him for that he still gave it his all.
'All of that aside' I look at the screen to see the next match start as Hanayama delivered a flying flip kick straight into Katsumi face sending him flying.
'Now that puts a smile on my face' i thought as I watch Hanayama standing over Katsumi waiting for him to get up.
If Hanayama wasn't who he is Katsumi would have already lost but I guess that's part of his charm.
'If only he would do a T-pose to show his dominance it would have been perfect' I thought with a chuckle as Katsumi finally stood up saying something about how that was Hanayama's last chance.
I got a smile on my face seeing him with a surprised expression as he saw Hanayama getting ready to throw a punch as I know what was coming next.
Katsumi tried blocking it only to be sent flying as Hanayama threw another push at him only for the idiot to try a block it again with his elbow and knee.
'That idiot should have learned from the previous punch that he Doesn't have what it takes to block Hanayama's punchs' I thought as Katsumi collapsed on the ground his with a silent scream as Hanayama grabbed him by the hair and continued giving him the hands.
'I almost feel bad for him... nah that bitch had it coming' I thought as i watched Katsumi try and runaway from Hanayama so he can recover and counterattack.
And country attack he did as he started attacking Hanayama with everything he had but as he tried to deliver a quadruple kick to Hanayama's middle line Hanayama grabbed his leg at the last second and used his vise grip in it forcing Katsumi to tie up his leg to stop the bleeding and leaving him with only one last move to try and win as Hanayama punched him again sending him flying into the barrier and cornering him.
'I'm enjoying this fight way more then i thought i would despite knowing that Katsumi will win, but I guess half the fun was watching him get beaten up so i can't really complain' I thought as i watched Hanayama take multiple mach-punchs standing up despite falling unconsciousness
'Hanayama you basterd even in defeat you look glorious' I thought with a smile on my face as I watched that seen.