A.N. How Long has it been? Six months?
No worry, I'm back.
"I bet you're Sora, and I guess you're the main character of a story called Kingdom Hearts, right?"
"Yeah. By the way, what's your name?"
"Call me by...Kaze. Kuroki Kaze."
Sora dreamt another dream, then he woke up. Josuke, Okuyasu, Neku, Riku and a bystander by the name of Angelo watched him.
''Yo, Angelo!'' said Josuke to the rock known as Angelo. That rock had eyes.
''Yum, yum. Give me gum!'' said Angelo, salivating.
''(Being turned into a rock made him retarded)'' thought Josuke. He gave no shit to Angelo. Instead, Okuyasu gave Angelo a pinky gum, which he swallowed and chewed. Since he was a rock with a human face, nobody cared. Better rock than assassin. Anyway...
''Where am I?'' asked Sora, to which Josuke replied.
''You're in Morioh, copycat'' said Josuke, frowning, and he continued. ''Now, why did you copied my hairstyle?''
''Your hair?'' Sora lifted from the avenue. He had these thing of laying on floor, then he looked at Josuke. He wore a purple suit, some fancy garments, which looked cool, and a spiky hair. Wait, spiky? ''Wait, that's my hair!''
''No, it's mine!" he yelled, as something appeared on its back.
''Wait a moment'' said Riku, intervening between both. ''I do not care if that's Sora's hair or yours, but you shouldn't be fighting for a silly reason.''
''SILLY, YOU SAID!?'' Josuke was so angry that his skin turned purple. That same power of before punched Sora on the chest, but for Sora, it was like the air hated him so much and almost made a hole on his chest. Indeed, it made a hole on his.
''G-Gaaah!'' said Sora, in thin air. Riku remembered what he did on the last chapter, he could see it. That strenght, that savage power... the evil spirit! Riku jumped at Sora's back, and shot an arrow on its face. He bleeded more than a bear hunted in the wild. Sora fell on the street, dead.
''What the hell?'' Josuke said, as if he didn't wanted to do what he did before. Then...
''Sora!'' Riku and the others saw that light too. Neku was occupied listening to Sonic CD OST, 'cause he's japanese, and the jap version kicks ass. Meanwhile, Sora raised from the dead, shining like a temple of yellow light. Then he ceased lightning, and stood on its both feet.
''What?'' Sora saw something blurred next to Josuke, Okuyasu, Riku, while ignoring the pool of blood beneath. In fact, there was no blood anymore, all wounds healed, he just looked like a baby which came out its mother. A baby with a hole on its chest ''AAAH!''
''You sucker. I'm... I'm...'' Josuke came near Sora, DORADORAing him. Not Josuke, but a man who stood near Josuke that could go away from him ''I'll use my fighting spirit on ya. DORADORADORADORAORAORAORAORAAAA!...''
''Dora Dora? What's that?'' soon as the hole was gone, Sora began questioning. Why was he accepting all this nonsense, coming out crazy people?
''Sora'' Riku stood above Angelo. ''I need to tell the truth. Reason why we have these powers... We are Stand users.''
''STAND USERS?'' Sora was caught by surprise.
''You see, when the arrow hit me instead of you, I didn't died. I got supernatural powers, not that I already have one'' Riku said, soon as he turned to Ansem, Seeker of Darkness. Then Riku again. ''This is my Stand, Sora'' he summoned his stand. Some metallic neon birds laying on its shoulders ''This colony of Stands make me jump higher, move quicker, and their wings can be used as blades. I call it... Albatross.''
''Albatross? Pfft, what a shitty name'' said Okuyasu, who gave all his gum to Angelo.
''Is that even a musical reference? You have no taste'' said Josuke, avaliating Riku's Stand as he combed his spiky hair ''And these things do not look like albatrosses, more like seagulls. KYAH!'' Josuke made a noise, and his muscular blue/pink Stand appeared once again ''Mine is Crazy Diamond.''
''And this is The Hand'' Okuyasu said, showing off his blue metallic Stand '' Now gimme a soda, I'm thirsty'' he raised his hand to the direction of a soda machine. With a wave of The Hand, the entire soda machine got pulled in front of Okuyasu's ''Damn, I have no yens. Josuke, can you give me one?''
''H-Hey guy, what did I miss?'' someone wearing green outfit came to the scene. He had white hair, and was smaller than the rest of the crew.
''Koichi!'' both Josuke and Okuyasu said. Riku sat on the rock, tired of standing on his both feet.
''How are you?'' said Koichi.
''We're fine, Koichi. How are you doing at school, buddy'' said Josuke, all cool and collected.
''Well... I...'' Koichi trembled, as if he was hiding a secret.
''What's up?''
''Josuke... this is my english test'' he said, showing his school test, to which the teacher gave an F ''I didn't wanted to show it to Yukako, because she would be a lot dissapointed.''
''I'm dissapointed with you too, Koichi'' Josuke went serious.
''You speak english, goddamnit, so why can't you be good at it?'' Okuyasu said, while drinking his icy soda ''Even I did better. I got only 32 points.''
''I.. I don't know'' Koichi said, in a crying voice ''It's Yukako, you know. I never had a girl who told me she loved me. A girl who took all my air after she dropped hair on my coke.''
''Listen, I can do anything for you, buddy'' said Josuke, comforting Koichi ''Now, speaking of money...'
''Money? Don't you mean girls?
''I said money. Look, if you say straight on Yukako's face that you don't want her anymore, and given she can use her hair to do weird stuff like choke you, then you'll add more fuel to her bizarre passion. In the end, you're going to piss her off, and as my grandfather said once, a volcano can erupt its lava to space if you want it to. Do you want it to happen?
''No, I don't'' Koichi gulped ''So what am I supposed to do?''
''Give me money. I can make this english test turn from F to A. I know a guy whose Stand is a printer, so you'll be fine'' said Josuke
''Be gentle'' Riku said, leaving Angelo's chin ''If this Yukako is what you say, please be civilized. Like you would hit a woman...''
''Stand Users are attracted to each other'' said Okuyasu, strolling with a fat guy called Shigechi, who had spikes on his head. Plain spikes, unlike Josuke's spiky and luxurious hair.
''It's true. Why we all met each other today? Because we are Stand Users'' Riku gasped to his own words.
''I was born Stand User'' Josuke said, looking at Crazy Diamond shining in front of his
''So do I'' said Okuyasu.
''The arrow gave me the Stand power'' said Koichi, who summoned his Stand. He wrote a ''BANG!' on his crushed english test, threw that ball on Okuyasu and it exploded, or at least made the sound of an explosion. Okuyasu fell on a well and everyone laughed.
''Same'' said Riku, showing his birds ''Sora and I were attacked by a stand User driving a car.''
''The driver!'' Sora yelled ''I saw him on that avenue, before Josuke crossed the sidewalk!''
''It all makes sense'' Riku said ''No matter what, Stand users are destined to met each other and face bizarre events. But then, what makes Stand Users fight each other?
''Don't know. Territory, maybe?'' said Koichi ''I learned in Biology's class that animals tend to fight over territory.''
''Sex'' said Okuyasu, coming from the well ''People fight for sex. This soda has a weird taste...''
''Who knows to what we all fight for? As for I, I fight for Justice'' said Josuke, with a hand on his chest.
''Wait, haven't you fought against me because of my hair?'' Sora asked, to which Josuke yelled at his dumb face.
''MY HAIR!''
''What's about this hair that you cares so deep about it?'' Riku showed interest to know. There must be a logical reason, maybe there isn't, but Riku insists for things to make sense. Josuke left the scene, walking away from the crew
''You don't know?'' Koichi said, ready to tell a long story ''When Josuke was 4, he had fever. A fever that let him down, in the coldest of Morioh winters. His mom took him to the hospital, but the streets were filled in of so much snow... the terminal cold cast upon the town, and the shadow of death upon her little son, there was no way for them to arrive at the hospital in time. Suddenly, a man appeared behind the car, he had a spiky hair like yours, Sora. He pulled the car out the snow, helping Josuke and his mom to live together. Ever since that day, Josuke carries on the only thing he can remember of his saviour... that spiky hair silhouette stood on his mind, now belongs to his.''
''Oh my'' Sora had no words to say, for a moment ''I didn't knew''.
''Now you know'' said Koichi, turning his face to Josuke's direction ''You understand what Josuke feels. Josuke! JOSUKE!'' then Koichi left, alongside Okuyasu, in search of Josuke.
''I wonder how come you have the same hair as Josuke, Sora. This ain't no pure coincidence'' said Riku.
''Maybe it is. Just for a moment, not even-''
''Everything is connected, Sora'' Riku layed his hand on Sora's shoulder ''We aren't here by chance. If we are, it's a chance connected with another chain of chance. I...
''What's up, Riku? Sora asked. He could feel Riku's suffering.
''I aged, while you stood like same all this time.''
''All this time?''
''Sora, while you were in the hospital, I made my own time. Months became weeks, weeks became days. For you, only a day passed since that accident. Same for I. I awaited so much for your arrival while hybernating, thinking that nothing else mattered, that there's a brave new world in front of me, and-
''I know, guy. Thanks for awaiting for me'' Sora said, as he hugged Riku ''To await for so long... do you know about Kairi?''
''Kairi? She went on a search for you, but who knows where she is at? This time or another, she'll find us. I know it''
''Fine them. What we do now?''
''You can see Stands as much as I, and who knows what other power do you have?''
''I still have my keyblade.'' Sora said, as the Keyblade came in hand.
''Yes. You still have it.''
''What happened to your keyblade, Riku?''
''I threw it away, Sora. You see, the Keyblades belonging to the ancients now belong to us. I released my blade to space and the one who's fortunate enough will inherit my fighting will, or whatever I have that my succesor have too.''
''Why are you blind?'' Sora wanted to know, given all the time which has passed since he went to the hospital.
''I gave up of seeing this world without you. A world needs Sora'' Riku said, facing the yellow skies of Morioh ''In blindness, there is a kind of transcedental view. I see and hear better than you do.''
''How?''
''I can't say it's my Stand. Sure it seems a work of a Stand, but it ain't. I feel like there's someone within me, other than my Stand.''
''I'm back' said Josuke, alongside his gang ''You didn't copied my hair, did you?''
''Again with this hair talk?'' Sora said.
''Don't worry. It'll cost ya money, and we'll be fine with that.''
''Seems a nice deal'' said Riku, turning to Sora ''Do you have any money, Sora?''
''I don't.''
''Well, I want this Mickey Mouse badge of yours'' said Josuke, pointing to a golden badge with the shape of Mickey's face and ears.
''How do you know the name of my friend?'' asked Sora to Josuke.
''Dude, are you alright?'' Neku said, stripping his headphone off. His ears were itching of listening to so much music all day ''Everyone on Earth knows Mickey.''
''Yeah, that pussy. Oops, I mean rat'' said Okuyasu, pulling another soda from the machine.
''Earth?'' Sora asked.
''Yes, that's the name of the planet we are'' said Josuke, pointing to the ground
''Damn, you're dumber than Koichi'' Okuyasu said, opening the soda canm ready to slurp.
''Hey!'' Koichi said, as he wrote a kanji of exclamation upon his face.
''You guys have Stands, so why can't you believe in us?'' said Sora, looking at all those humanoid and alien figures. Oh, that's Shigechi, his Stand are bees.
''Fair argument'' Josuke nodded ''But you need to explain more. Like, from where you came that Mickey is your friend? Are you on drugs, because that's not fair!-
''No!'' Sora shouted.
''I mean, drugs could explain a lot of what's happening, don't ya think?'' Okuyasu said.
''I know someone who has the answer''
''Noooo, Josukeee'' Okuyasu gasped ''You don't mean...''
''Not that creep!'' Koichi trembled, even before hearing its name.
''Yeah. Let's go the mangaka house! Rohan deals with the shit of yours, Sora!''
