Chapter 7: Evasive Action

Sheen's POV

I start to open my eyes. Ugh...Why do I keep passing out? Next thing I know, I'm in some sort of cellar. I see wine, one of those 'easy bake ovens', and some wierd picture of my good old friend Jimmy. I try to stand up and walk closer, but I couldn't move. I'm strapped to something (or someone) very heavy. Also very sweaty.

I then hear a moan behind me. I recognize that voice just about anywhere. It was Carl. Okay why do I wake up stuck with him? The writer of this story is getting on my nerves. I then realize Carl and I have to work together to get out of this predicament. This is just like in Ultralord episode 153 where Ultralord and Robofiend have to sort their differences out to escape from the Dungeon on planet Zoreon. Only without all the dangerous traps and Carl and I were friends to begin with. Okay! I gotta focus. "CARL! WAKE UP!" I shout.

"Ahhhh! What is it!?" Carl asks surprised. "A-and where are we? This place gives me the creeps."

"I don't know," I answer reluctantly, "but the last thing I remember was trying to help Jimmy escape from Cindy. She must've stopped us somehow."

"Oh yeah I remember," Carl said. "Cindy gave some tasty pie and then I passed out after counting from a hundred. How'd it go for you?"

"Not good. A smoke bomb of some sort knocked me out before we could escape. I haven't seen Jimmy since, but we gotta work together to get outta here, or else we're next. Do you see anything that could help us?"

After what feels like forever Carl said, "Well I guess we could try walking at the same time and towards the oven to burn the rope off, but we gotta be careful, otherwise we could..."

"That's a great idea Carl. We can go to the oven and if there's something sharp there, we can cut the rope off!" I say.

"When did you get smart?" Carl asks.

"It was from a scene in Ultralord."

"Of course it was," Carl says not surprised.

We slowly head over to the oven to try opening it. It took us a while, but we eventually opened it and put a part of the rope to the oven door and closing it. No good. Wait, is that Goddard? Why's he shut down? His sharp bits could help cut it off. And so we attemped to do so and it worked.

"WE'RE FREE!" Carl and I yell in unison. All of a sudden I hear footsteps stomping above the ceiling and they're getting louder by the second.

"We're screwed," I whisper to Carl as he whimpers. The door opens revealing a very steamed Cindy ready to clobber us two.

"I'm not done with you two yet, chumps!" Cindy then attemped to tackle me but due to my hyper mobility, I managed to avoid her in the nick of time. She then went towards Carl.

"Mother!" He screamed as he went rolling with Cindy. I then saw the door left open and attempted to make a bolt for it. Suddenly an arm grabbed my leg causing me to fall to the wooden ground.

"I gotta keep you down here long enough to get Neutron on a trip to brooklyn, and I'll stop at nothing, for you to interfere!"

"You should get counseling, because this is an unhealthy obsession." I say in a matter-of-fact sort of manner.

"Don't test me Ultradork! I'm a black belt in Tai Chi," Cindy threatens in an intimidating fashion.

"Forget it Carl. RUN FOR IT!" I shout to Carl in hopes of getting away.

"But what about Goddard?" Carl asks.

"We can worry about that later. We gotta go!" I say.

"Hyaaaah!" I hear her draw a kick towards me. I then pull a roundhouse kick to hit her head. That should stall a few seconds. Carl and I both run for it. Carl makes it for the door to the stairs, to head to Jimmy. I however was cut off by Libby coming out of nowhere and grabbing me. I was rendered unable to move.

"Get Carl! He's after Jimmy!" Libby signaled Cindy to head upstairs and Libby kept a tight grip on me. She then faced me and spoke with a stern tone, "As for you, you will pay the price for interfering."

"And that is?" I ask.

"I'm capturing you while Cindy is gone."

"Wait, I thought you were going with her."

"I would but I'm busy this weekend so you're coming with me."

"NOOOOO!" I screamed in terror.

Fate now depends on Carl Wheezer.

Carl's POV

I gotta get to Jim. My friends need my help. I hear footsteps moving as fast as I can. I then open the door to Cindy's bedroom to get to Jimmy. He's asleep at this point. Next thing I know, I was grapped and I hit wall. Everything is dosing off. The last thing I see is Cindy grabbing Jimmy and walking out of the room. Then everything goes black.