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Hicca and Snotlout are running from a herd of wild boars.
Let's explore the island on foot said Snotlout.
Rest the dragons for the long trip home said Snotlout.
Then they come to a cliff.
Okay, Genius, what's our next move? Asks Snotlout.
Uh, weapons said Hicca.
We need weapons said Hicca.
Got one said Snotlout.
Then grabs her metal leg.
Snotlout let go said Hicca.
What? Said Snotlout.
I called dibs, gimme said Snotlout.
Get off me said Hicca.
Okay, so check that island off the list said Hicca.
Whoo-hoo-hoo, this is so exciting said Fishlegs.
Searching the high seas for an island outpost to call our own said Fishlegs.
Yeah, I like this idea said Ruffnut.
Move away from Berk, get my own place, away from you-know-who said Ruffnut.
Yeah, you're telling me sister said Tuffnut.
I am so sick of you-know-who said Tuffnut.
He never knows when to shut up said Tuffnut.
I want him out of here said Tuffnut.
Guys, let's focus said Hicca.
We need to find an island that's safe, secure, and habitable for both us and the dragons said Hicca.
Blah, blah, blah said Snotlout.
How many times do we have to hear that? Asks Snotlout.
Um, until we find what we're looking for said Hicca.
Let's check this one out said Hicca.
Not bad, not bad said Hicca.
Lots of fresh water seems like a plentiful food supply said Hicca.
And lots of cool blue flowers said Ruffnut.
I'm in said Ruffnut.
Wait, aren't those said Asher.
Blue Oleander said Fishlegs.
Deadly poisonous to dragons said Fishlegs.
So, we're not staying said Tuffnut.
Oh, this island is beautiful said Fishlegs.
I even like those weird dots all over the said Fishlegs.
Those aren't dots said Hicca.
They're whispering death holes said Hicca.
Been there, done that said Snotlout.
Next said, Asher.
My bad said Fishlegs.
Should've crossed this island off the list said Fishlegs.
Okay said Fishlegs.
This looks pretty good said Hicca.
Those cliffs could work said, Asher.
Good sightlines, easily defendable said Asher.
The location is great said Fishlegs.
It's perfect said Ruffnut.
Yeah, too perfect said Tuffnut.
I'm just saying, in the immortal words of the mighty Thor, when something looks too perfect, it probably sucks said Tuffnut.
Yeah, i'm pretty sure Thor never said anything remotely like that said Hicca.
Oh, really? How do you know? Do you know Thor? Asks Tuffnut.
Have you talked to him recently? Asks Tuffnut.
No, but said Hicca.
Because I have, mm-hmmm said Tuffnut.
And I don't recall him mentioning you said Tuffnut.
Look, I just have a feeling about this place and I think we all know what happens when I get a feeling said Tuffnut.
We ignore it said, Asher.
Mark my words said Tuffnut.
There will be something wrong with this island said Tuffnut,
Something mysterious, something horrible, something… something…said Tuffnut.
Ya finished? Asks Ruffnut.
Okay, the first thing we need to do is set up camp for the night said Hicca.
We need dry wood for the fire, we need fresh water, and we need someone on traps said Hicca.
Snotlout, what is that? Asks Asher.
It's an S for Snotlout said Snotlout.
I think aesthetically it would look nice flying over said Snotlout.
That's ridiculous said, Asher.
It doesn't matter what the outpost looks like said, Asher.
It needs to be functional and operational said, Asher.
Uh, guys, what we really need is said Hicca.
A place for rest, relaxation, and replenishing after a hard day's work said Fishlegs.
You're absolutely right, Hicca said Fishlegs.
Look, Meatlug and I had some thoughts said Fishlegs.
Is that a hot tub? Asks Asher.
No, that's the mud bath said Fishlegs.
The hot tub is over there said Fishlegs.
Toothless growls.
Tell me about it said Hicca.
Wait a minute said Tuffnut.
Everyone stop said Tuffnut.
I don't see it said Tuffnut.
Me neither said Ruffnut,
See what? Asks Hicca.
Um, the boar pit said Tuffnut.
Where is it? Where's the boar pit? Asks Tuffnut.
You see, the centerpiece of any good outpost is a boar pit said Ruffnut.
Why? Asks Asher.
Everybody needs a little entertainment now and then, don't they? Asks Tuffnut.
Well, we do know where to get boars said Fishlegs.
Oops, sorry about that said Hicca.
Okay, so now that we have your attention, we really need to set up camp for the night said Hicca.
Wait, what about the said Tuffnut.
Ah-da-da-da said Hicca.
We'll talk about the dragon outpost design in the morning said Hicca.
For now, someone to get the water said Hicca.
Uh, I don't know about you, but I like whiney Berk Hicca way better than princess outpost Hicca said Snotlout.
I know, right said Asher.
Then he turned and gave her two thumbs up.
What is it, Bud? Asks Hicca.
I'll you what it is, Rats said Tuffnut.
Rats the size of Yaks said Tuffnut.
No, it could also - is it Yaks the size of Rats said Tuffnut.
Yakrats said Tuffnut.
Wait those would be adorable said Tuffnut.
No, no, I know what it is said Tuffnut.
It's Yaks the size of dragons said Tuffnuts.
Right, Toothless? You feel me, "T"? Asks Tuffnut.
There's no such thing as yaks the size of dragons said Fishlegs.
Yakdragons to you, my friend said Tuffnut.
And when you've heard their cries, you'll believe me said Tuffnut.
That's right said Tuffnut.
Let that roll around in your head for a minute said Tuffnut.
All right, Tuffnut, knock it off said Hicca.
Yeah, you're not scaring anyone said Snotlout.
Really? What if there were… snakes out there in the dark said Tuffnut.
Hmm? Giant snakes said Tuffnut.
Snakes big enough to swallow a man whole and then barf out his bones said Tuffnut.
Ha! Please, barfing out bones said Snotlout.
Yeah, that's right. Go to bed said Tuffnut.
Sleep if you can say Tuffnut.
Ah, trolls, demon toads, said Tuffnut.
Later that night.
Tuffnut wakes up.
Ah! What was that? Asks Tuffnut.
Oh, it's in the trees said Tuffnut.
Yakrats! I knew it said Tuffnut.
Oh! It's just a chicken said Tuffnut.
It's a tiny chicken said Tuffnut.
Well… ahem said Tuffnut.
Hello, breakfast said Tuffnut.
Oh, my, Thor said Tuffnut.
Scene changes to the dragon riders.
Help said Tuffnut.
They wake up to Tuffnut's screaming.
Chicken! Roaring said Tuffnut.
Roaring huge chicken! Chicken roar said Tuffnut.
Is he saying he saw a big, roaring chicken? Asks Fishlegs.
Not a chicken. Dragon. Huge said Tuffnut.
Massive said Tuffnut.
What's another word? Asks Tuffnut.
Colossal said Tuffnut.
So what happened to the chicken? Asks Fishlegs.
Forget the chicken said Tuffnut.
We gotta get out of here said Tuffnut.
Asher yawns.
Is anyone falling for this? Asks Asher.
I don't know said Ruffnut.
I haven't seen him this freaked out since he found a leech on his said Ruffnut.
Okay, i'm gonna stop you there, ugh said Asher.
Okay, fine, let's just check this out so we can all go back to sleep said Hicca.
Okay, when this giant beast rips us limb from limb, I will expect a full apology from each and every one of us said Tuffnut.
And a handshake said Tuffnut.
No, you won't be able to shake hands cause your limbs will be gone said Tuffnut.
Shh said Tuffnut.
Aaah! Haha said Tuffnut.
No! It was here, and it was huge said Tuffnut.
I'm not making this up said Tuffnut.
Here, tell them said Tuffnut.
You standing right here there said Tuffnut.
Tell them Chicken said Tuffnut.
Uh, you're scaring me, bro, okay said Ruffnut.
And we shared a womb said Ruffnut.
Hicca and the other walk away.
I can't even look at you right now said Tuffnut.
What did you just say? Asks Tuffnut.
I didn't think so said Tuffnut.
The next morning.
Okay, now, let's talk outpost said Hicca.
Since you brought it up, I've been working on my designs said, Asher.
We'll set up lookout posts with interlocking fields of fire and - said Asher.
Never get any rest said Fishlegs.
But here, in my meditation garden - said Fishlegs.
Neither of those are S-shaped said Snotlout.
Did you not see my design said Snotlout.
Ruffnut chanted Boar pit.
Guys, guys listen to me said Hicca.
We need one idea said Hicca.
We can't design five different outposts said Hicca.
Or can we? Said Hicca.
You know what? Asks Hicca.
Boar pit. Great idea said Hicca.
Whoa said Ruffnut.
What just happened? Asks Ruffnut.
Oh, s-shaped I love it said Hicca.
Don't freak me out, Hicca said Snotlout.
It gives me the willies said Snotlout.
I'm just saying, let's all come up with a design that we each think is the best, and then we'll vote on it said Hicca,
Does that sound fair? Asks Hicca.
What are you up to? Asks Asher.
Nothing, nothing at all said Hicca.
Just trying to keep the troops happy said Hicca.
You know what they say said Hicca.
Happy troops are uh happy groups said Hicca.
Hey, speaking of troops said Hicca.
Ruff, where's your other half? Asks Hicca.
Don't ask me said Ruffnut.
All I know is, this boar pit is not gonna dig itself said Ruffnut.
Scene changes to Tuffnut.
Okay, giant dragon, you are officially on notice said Tuffnut.
Oh, you can run but you can't hide said Tuffnut.
I guess you can fly said Tuffnut.
You can also run said Tuffnut.
You can run or fly said Tuffnut.
But either way, you can't hide said Tuffnut.
Because nothing escapes the watchful eye of - said Tuffnut.
He goes off the cliff.
Oh! I am hurt! I am very much hurt said Tuffnut.
Tuffnut climbs back up the cliff.
You couldn't have warned me? Asks Tuffnut.
Ok, so it's gonna be the hard way said Tuffnut.
Fine, that's the way I like it said Tuffnut.
Just ask the chicken said Tuffnut.
Aah! Uh! Ha! See said Tuffnut.
Oh, yeah said Tuffnut.
Tuffnut Thorston is locked in now said Tuffnut.
He ain't falling off another cl-said Tuffnut.
Multiple ledges said Tuffnut.
Ow, ow, ow, ow said Tuffnut.
This island is very cliffy said Tuffnut.
Scene the rest of the riders.
Do you hear that, Toothless? Asks Hicca.
That's the sound of peace and quiet said Hicca.
You know, making them work together might just be the best idea I've ever had said Hicca.
Uh, excuse me said Snotlout.
My rock said Snotlout.
Oh, how do you figure? Asks Fishlegs.
I need it said Snotlout.
That rock makes the bottom of my s said Snotlout.
And I need my s said Snotlout.
Really? Your S? Said Fishlegs.
Your genius Artechical marvel said Fishlegs.
Give me the rock said Snotlout.
Ah, since you put it like that said Fishlegs.
He tosses to Meatlug who eats it and spits out as Lava.
There. There's your rock said Fishlegs.
Uuh said fishlegs,
And there's your arctechicaral marvel said Snotlout.
And I've spoken too soon said Hicca.
Hey, Hicca said Ruffnut.
I'm ready for a dry run said Ruffnut.
You want to be the boar? Asks Ruffnut.
Ugh said Hicca.
Whoa. what happened to him? Asks Ruffnut.
You've been out there all day looking for that dragon? Asks Hicca.
Instead of digging our boar pit? Said Ruffnut.
priorities, huh said Ruffnut.
Or maybe he really did see something said Hicca.
Oh, I saw something said Tuffnut.
You did too, you little backstabber said Tuffnut.
Tell em said Tuffnut.
Oh, save it said Tuffnut.
You had your chance said Tuffnut.
Or this whole thing is a bunch of stinky yak dung said Ruffnut.
You know what? Said Tuffnut.
First of all, yak dung, when made into a nice tea, can be quite aromatic said Tuffnut.
Agreed but I still think you're just trying to scare everybody said Ruffnut,
There's no dragon out there said Ruffnut.
Yeah, there is, Ruffnut said Tuffnut.
You willin to put your mutton where your mouth is? Asks Tuffnut.
Oh, you're not suggesting… said Ruffnut.
Oh, I am said Tuffnut.
I'm suggesting like a hot gronckle in a lava pit said Tuffnut.
And you know exactly what that means said Tuffnut.
What is going to on with you two? Asks Hicca.
Silence said Ruffnut.
I officially declare Thorston challenge said Tuffnut.
Thorston what? Asks Hicca.
Accepted said Ruffnut.
Usual stakes? Asks Ruffnut.
Of course, said Ruffnut.
What stakes? Asks Hicca.
It's better you don't know said Tuffnut.
I know, bud, i'm losing it too said Hicca.
Ruff, tuff wait up said Hicca.
How about a couple of impartial judges for the Thorston challenge? said Hicca.
For the love of Thor, take us with you said Hicca.
Tuffnut mumbles about chicken in his sleep.
And that's where we should probably call it a night said Hicca.
Sure said Ruffnut.
Since we never found that quote-unquote Yakdragon, declare me the Thorston challenge winner and we can all go home said Ruffnut.
Uh, okay, sure said Hicca.
Um, by the power uh, vested in me, I hereby declare Ruffnut is the - whoa said Hicca.
I don't believe it said Hicca.
Me, either said Ruffnut.
Tuffnut wins the Thorston challenge said Ruffnut.
Yes! Told you, now pay up said Tuffnut.
Guys, focus said Hicca.
Look where it's headed said Hicca.
Straight for our campsite said Hicca.
If it catches those asleep on the ground... said Hicca.
Guys said Hicca.
I forgive you too said Tuffnut.
See you in valaha said the twins.
Here we go said Ruffnut.
What in the name of said Hicca.
It's not one big dragon its tons of little ones said Hicca.
Whoa, look at that said Ruffnut.
There joining back up around the white one said Ruffnut.
He must be the leader said Hicca.
This is amazing said Hicca.
Guys, what are doing? Asks Hicca.
The twins net the white dragon.
Bam problem solved said Tuffnut.
All right let's head home said Tuffnut.
I don't about you bud but I got a bad feeling about this said Hicca.
Back at the campsite.
Oh, amazing said Fishlegs.
It looks sort of like a terrible terror said, Asher.
But bigger and meaner said, Asher.
And it seems like their nocturnal said Hicca.
You know they come out at night said Hicca.
Yeah, I knew that nocaturnal said Snotlout.
I was gonna explain that to them said Snotlout.
I say we call them night terrors said Fishlegs.
Hey, I saw him first said Tuffnut.
I get to name em said Tuffnut.
The chicken clucks.
No, you always say that said Tuffnut.
No, let's think about this logically said Tuffnut.
They come out at night and they're terrifying said Tuffnut.
Terror of the night said Tuffnut.
I know Smidvarg and the gang said Tuffnut.
The gang looks at him.
And night terrors it is said Hicca.
What going on out there? Asks Asher.
I don't know said Tuffnut.
But whatever it is Smidvarg doesn't like it said Tuffnut.
And the gang ain't paying attention said Tuffnut.
Let's check it out said Hicca.
Changewings said Hicca.
I know bud, not exactly a fair fight is it? Asks Hicca.
Let's even up the odds said Hicca.
No bullying on our island said, Asher.
Yeah, you can't treat our dragons like that said Snotlout.
Only we can treat our dragons like that said Ruffnut.
Well, that should take care of em said Hicca.
But what about those guys? Asks Fishlegs.
Incoming said Hicca.
How many? Asks Asher.
Too many said Hicca.
Why are they are all coming here now? Asks Fishlegs.
It must be the night terrors, when we captured the white one they all split up said Hicca.
Oh, of course, said Fishlegs.
They flock into a shape of a giant version of themselves as a defense mechanism to scare predators said Fishlegs.
And now that they can't say Hicca.
Their lunch said, Asher.
Oh, I knew this was gonna be bad said Hicca.
Ok, we have to help said Hicca.
I'll head for the white night terror, he's their leader said Hicca.
You guys hold them off said Hicca.
Hicca flies back and frees the white night terror
It screeches in her ear.
Yup probably deserved that said Hicca.
Then two changwings appear and Toothless fires a plasma blast and hits one.
But the other is closing in on Smidvarg.
Then gas and a flame appear and explode.
You leave our smidvarg alone said Tuffnut.
Great job said Hicca.
You guys cover Smidvarg from behind, i'll lead the way said Hicca.
What? Ok so the name's growing on me said Hicca.
Scene changes to the battle.
Asher is knocked off Stormfly and approached by a Changewing.
Lava blast said Fishlegs.
Stormfly said, Asher.
Oh, Thor said Fishlegs.
Snotlout and Fishlegs crash into each other and they and their dragons end up on the ground.
As some changewings go to attack the four the giant Night Terror appears and scares off the Changewings.
Scene changes to daylight and a drawing.
What is this? Asks Asher.
A diagram of our new outpost said Hicca.
But I got the idea from Smidvarg said Hicca.
So see I combine all your ideas into one giant base and I was thinking we could call it the dragon's edge said Hicca.
What do you guys think? Asks Hicca.
Ok, I just need to point out that this is the first time that, that had ever happened said Hicca.
Let's take a look said Hicca.
Everyone gets to make their section of dragon's edge whatever they want it to be said Hicca.
Asher you can yours the most heavily armed bedroom in the known Viking world said Hicca.
And Fishlegs you're place is quiet and secluded overlooking the ocean. Very serene, very relaxing with lots of room for your very own rock garden said Hicca.
Snotlout you're spot is up here, now now it's not s-shaped but you can go s crazy and paint em all over said Hicca.
Yeah i can, Snotlout said Snotlout.
The twins chanted for a boar pit.
Yeah glad you brought up, there space for one right underneath your hut. Just do me a favor and lock up the boars after you're done with them said Hicca.
We'll connect the different sections with bridges, ziplines and gangplanks. We'll have really cool stables and our own landstrip and of course a dragon training arena said Hicca.
And in the center looking over everything else will be the clubhouse, the eye of dragon's edge said Hicca.
Yeah it's really taking shape said Hicca.
And now for one more addition to our new outpost, tuff said Hicca.
Smidvarg said Tuffnut.
The chicken pecks him.
What i can't have friends now? Asks Tuffnut.
Look if we're gonna share the island with i thought we should share the outpost too said Hicca.
Plus it doesn't hurt that they seem to have an instinct to protect said Fishlegs.
They'll be like stenries, right Smidvarg said Hicca.
Ok so the Thorston challenge said Hicca.
When is Ruffnut gonna pay up? Asks Hicca.
She already has said Tuffnut.
can't you tell? Asks Tuffnut.
I mean look at her said Tuffnut.
She lost so she had to swap clothes with me said Tuffnut.
Right, and if you had lost? Asks Hicca.
Uh i'd have to swap clothes with her said Tuffnut.
Yeah you guys are exactly said Hicca.
Ugh don't got there said Asher.
What are they doing now? Asks Hicca.
I have no idea said Fishlegs.
Hicca look said Fishlegs.
They form a Night Fury.
Whoa awesome said Ruffnut.
Amazing said Hicca.
Impressive said Fishlegs.
Hicca laughs.
Oh chicken i couldn't have squaked better myself said Tuffnut.