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Pull! Pull! Keep pulling, you maggots, unless you want to be giant eel chum said, Savage.
Hello, gorgeous. Mwah! Oh, hello again said Dagur.
Work for me, baby. Work for Daddy said Dagur.
The Reaper is starting to surface, sir said Savage,
I can see that said Dagur.
oh, right said Savage.
Hello, gorgeous. So... pretty said Dagur.
That's the last of it said a berserker.
Well, now we have everything of value from the dragon-hunting ship said, Savage.
No. Not everything said Dagur.
Scene change to Dragon's edge.
Okay, give me a slow burn, bud. Okay, I've seen this before, but what happens if I push... Cool said Hicca.
Dragon classes said Hicca.
What do you say we check out the Night Fury, bud said Hicca.
Toothless groans
Try to contain your excitement, would you? Said Hicca.
Toothless chuckles, and groans
Now, Monstrous Nightmare gem plus Night Fury equals... nothing said Hicca.
Okay. Oh! Asher class said Hicca.
Hicca chuckles
Hicca, we have a problem, a huge problem said, Asher.
Dagur? Asks Hicca.
Worse said, Asher.
What could possibly be worse than Dagur? Asks Hicca.
Aah said Gustav.
dragon snarls
Gustav said Gustav.
Gustav? Said Hicca.
Gustav said, Asher.
Gustav, what are you doing here? asks Hicca.
I... I mean, to what do we owe the pleasure of this visit? Asks Hicca.
Hicca, did you hear Gustav is... standing right beside you. Perfect said Snotlout.
You're looking a little different there, Guster said Tuffnut.
Yeah, I'm growing a beard said, Gustav.
Really? asks Tuffnut.
Let me see. Ha said Tuffnut.
Even Ruff has more hair on her chinny-chin-chin than that said Tuffnut.
Ow! Ow! said, Gustav.
Hey, what's that thing? Said, Gustav.
Oh said Hicca.
Oh! Whoa said, Gustav.
You see these spots? asks Gustav.
Some sort of sun sword? Asks Gustav.
I'll take that said Hicca.
No, Gustav, it's not a sun sword said Hicca.
She hands to Fishlegs.
It's the Dragon Eye, and it's very old and very fragile said Fishlegs.
Whoa, these spots, they're not going away. Ow said, Gustav.
It isn't something to just be touched said Fishlegs.
Relax, Fishlegs, I know what I'm doing. Hey said, Gustav.
Toothless snarls
Toothless growls
Gustav, Gustav, over here. Uh, when are you leaving said Snotlout?
That's funny, Snotlout, but I'm not leaving. I'm moving here said, Gustav.
Haha! Yeah, yeah, you are said Tuffnut.
Imagine... he would never... Wait, he's serious? I'll get the stake and firewood said Tuffnut.
Oh, hold on, hold on. No one is burning anyone at the stake said Hicca.
Hicca's right. Let's just throw him off the cliff said Ruffnut.
Guys, I'm sure there's a simple explanation. Please tell me there's a simple explanation, Gustav said Hicca.
Yeah, very simple. By the way, do not look right into that sun sword thing. Whoo! Anyway, you said when I was ready, I could join the Dragon Riders. Well, I'm ready and I'm here to join. Where's my hut?
Wait a minute, why do I have to watch him? Asks Asher.
I would do it, but I'm making some, just, major breakthroughs with the Dragon Eye said Hicca.
So? Asks Asher.
Well, I did promise him that when the time was right I would train him to be a Dragon Rider. But I just didn't think that said time would be today said Hicca.
What am I supposed to do with him in the meantime? Asks Asher.
I don't know. Just keep him occupied said Hicca.
Great, so I'm a babysitter said, Asher.
Babysitter! No, I mean, come one. He's... He's 16. How much trouble could he possibly be? Asks Hicca.
Smidvarg shrieking
Smidvarg, what is happening? Asks Hicca.
Hey, Hiccup, did you know they could do this? Awesome said, Gustav.
Please? I just need more time said Hicca.
Fine! Gustav, arena, now said Asher.
By the way, your timing... impeccable said Hicca.
Smidvarg snarls
Oh, Gustav, you're so much older and more mature, and I just love that rugged beard you're growing. Oh, Gustav. Gustav said Hicca.
Oh. Hey, Asher. I was just dreaming about Hi said, Gustav.
Uh-uh-uh, don't creep me out. You're gonna help with target practice. Do you think you can handle that? Said Asher.
Oh, I can handle that said Gustav.
I say throw, you throw said Asher.
She sure is something, isn't she, Fanghook? Asks Gustav.
Okay, Gustav, throw said, Asher.
Hi said, Gustav.
Okay, definitely creeped out said, Asher.
Scene changes to the twins hut.
I'm telling you, if you get five boars, you can stack them on top of each other. That's a four-boar stack... Aah said Tuffnut.
dragon groans
What's he smiling about? Asks Tuffnut.
I don't like it said Ruffnut.
Whatever he's selling, I'm not buying said Tuffnut.
Yeah. We don't want your cookies said Ruffnut.
Hey, guys. Asher dropped me off, told me to help out around here said, Gustav.
Yeah? So? What's it to us? Asks Ruffnut.
You know that big hole under your hut? Filled it in said, Gustav.
Oh, no. He doesn't mean...said Tuffnut
Ruffnut gasps
Oh! He filled in the boar pit. He filled in the boar pit! Who fills in a boar pit? Boaaar piiiit said Tuffnut.
What kind of sick monster would fill in a boar pit? It's a boar said Tuffnut.
Hey, back off said Ruffnut.
Tuffnut sobbing
Haven't you done enough? Asks Ruffnut.
Scene changes to Fishlegs hut.
This... This feels weird, Fishlegs said Gustav.
Trust me, Gustav, this is exactly what you need. You're not centered, you're all over the place. Shh. Just breathe in, breathe out. Focus on avoiding all conflict. Breathe in, breathe out said Fishlegs.
Fishlegs gasps
Aah! My topiaries said Fishlegs.
Scene changes to Hicca's hut.
I have had enough of you, Gustav! Stay. Stay said Snotlout
Uh, Snotlout, your head said Gustav.
Stop! I'm not falling for that again said Snotlout.
Snotlout screams
water splashes
Snotlout sighs
Hello? Hicca? Saud Gustav.
Huh. What have we here? (imitating Hicca) Gee, Gustav, there must be a simple explanation for you being here said, Gustav.
Fanghook laughs
Well, yeah, Hicca because I'm awesome. [imitating Hicca] You are awesome, Gustav. Definitely ready to be a Dragon Rider said, Gustav.
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, yes! Is that... a treasure map? Oh, Fanghook, we are so in said, Gustav.
Fanghook growls
That's it, Fanghook, just like the Dragon Eye said. All we gotta do now is find the cave, grab the treasure, and guess who's gonna get his own hut on Dragon's Edge? Uh, Gustav said Gustav.
rumbling
Uh, I'm not worried. Are you worried said, Gustav?
Fanghook snarls
Fanghook growls
Fanghook? Flame up. Which way do we head? Said, Gustav.
cracking and rumbling
roars
Oh! Ah said, Gustav.
Good thing we brought this along. Fanghook? I think we go this way said, Gustav.
rocks cracking
It says it's just up this way said Guatav
Oh, whoops! Ah! Ooh! Whew! Ahh. Huh? No, no, no, no! Whew. A little help here, Fanghook? A little help said, Gustav.
He sees an angry Hicca with her hand on her hips.
Hicca said, Gustav.
I can explain said, Gustav.
Back on dragon's edge
Of all the irresponsible, insubordinate said Hicca.
Don't forget idiotic, imbecilic, inane said Tuffnut.
The others look at him
What? I've heard a lot of words for stupid. I mean, come on, people say that more than my proper name said Tuffnut.
Of all those kinds of stunts you could have pulled, this was the worst. Do you know what Dagur would do to get his hands on the Dragon Eye? Said Hicca.
I just thought if I came back here with the treasure, you guys would accept me said, Gustav.
First of all, there is no treasure. Second of all, we've already been there. And that entire island is honeycombed with the most unstable caverns we've ever encountered said Hicca.
I'm sorry, I just said Gustav.
You could've been killed, Gustav. Fanghook could've been killed. Look, this isn't Berk, Gustav. The rules are different out here. You have to be smarter than this said Hicca.
I just wanted to prove myself said, Gustav.
Oh, you have. You have proven that you are not responsible enough, you're not mature enough and you're not trustworthy enough to be one of us. Now, it's been a long day. We all need some rest. We'll talk about this in the morning said Hicca.
Talk about it in the morning. Like there's anything left to say said, Gustav.
That's right! It's not fair. I did everything they asked. I shoveled dragon poop for two years without a single complaint! For what? So they can tell me I'm not good enough?! Well, I am good enough. We're good enough And someday they'll find that out, but it'll be too late said, Gustav.
We're leaving. They're gonna be so sorry when they wake up in the morning and see that we're gone. Once they realize that we're missing, they're gonna be begging us to come back to Dragon's Edge. Those huts were lame anyway. I can't wait to get back to my said Gustav.
Whoa! Fanghook, dive! Haha! Missed! Aah said, Gustav.
Fanghook roars.
Aaaah!
Scene change to Dagur's ship
We captured a Dragon Rider said, Savage.
Dagur laughs.
Which one is it? Asks Dagur,
Oh, I sure hope it's my darling Hicca said Dagur.
Or I suppose the boy would work, too said Dagur.
Which boy? Asks Savage.
There's more than one? Asks Dagur.
This is not one of Hicca's Dragon Riders said Dagur.
Who are you? Asks Dagur.
Larson, Gustav Larson and that's all you're getting out of me said, Gustav.
Hmm. Fine, feed him to the eels said Dagur.
But I know Hicca, I know the Dragon Riders, and I have information said, Gustav.
Oh? What kind of information? Asks Dagur.
I can get you the Dragon Eye said, Gustav.
And what's the Dragon Eye? Asks Dagur.
That. That's the Dragon Eye said, Gustav.
Oh said Dagur.
Mmm. Mmm said, Gustav.
Fanghook growls
Gustav belches
So, are you enjoying your meal? Asks Dagur.
Good. Good, good, good, good, good. So, here's the plan. We'll draw Hicca and the Night Fury into the open, neutralize the other riders and seize the Dragon Eye by lethal force as if there is any other type of force. I mean, really, come on. Then the Dragon Eye will be mine said Dagur.
Yeah, that's one way to do it. And you might get the Dragon Eye or Hicca could crush you just like every other time you faced off against her said Gustav.
Mm. You have a better idea, Gustav? Asks Dagur.
Can you hand me the sauce, please? Asks Gustav.
I do, one that will guarantee Hicca delivers the Dragon Eye right to us said, Gustav.
More mutton thigh, friend? Asks Dagur.
Mm-hmm said, Gustav.
Scene change to dragon's edge.
Anything? Asks Hicca.
I checked the clubhouse, your hut, even the stables. He's not there said, Asher.
Nothing else is on fire around here, so he must be gone said Fishlegs.
Well, we have to find him said Hicca.
Or... do we? Asks Tuffnut.
Yeah, why are we worried? Shouldn't we be celebrating the fact that he's gone? Asks Snotlout.
Not until we know he's safe said Hicca.
Well, we could ask Fanghook said Ruffnut.
And, Ruffnut, how do you suppose we do that? Asks Snotlout.
Turn around said Ruffnut.
Fanghook growls
Fanghook, where's Gustav, boy? Where's Gustav? Asks Tuffnut.
Fanghook groans
Ah! He's not talking, you guys. He's completely shut down. Typical said Tuffnut.
snarling
Hey, hey, Fanghook. Hey, it's okay. Easy, boy, easy. Well, doesn't look like he's injured said Hicca.
But he's definitely upset. You guys, look said Fishlegs.
They a scroll tied to Fanghook's horn and Hicca takes and reads it.
Dagur. He wants to make a trade. The Dragon Eye for Gustav said Hicca.
I don't like this, Hicca said Asher.
Well, we have no choice said Hicca.
You sure we have no choice? Like, none? Zip? Zilch? Asks Tuffnut.
This is all my fault anyway said Hicca.
Ninguno? Asks Tuffnut.
I never even gave the kid a chance said Hicca.
Ni Portugal? Asks Tuffnut.
Tuff, that's really not helping at all said Hicca.
Yeah said Tuffnut.
If I wasn't so busy tinkering with this thing, I don't know, maybe I could've kept him busy said Hicca.
Uh, yeah, nobody can keep Gustav busy said Fishlegs.
At least let us back you up out there said, Asher.
Dagur was very clear. I have to come alone. We don't know what he'll do to Gustav if I don't follow his demands to the letter. No, we can't risk it. I'll be careful, I promise said Hicca.
Scene changes to Dagur's ship.
There said, Savage.
Toothless snarls.
Fanghook said, Gustav.
Fanghook growls.
Oh. I was worried about you, boy said Gustav.
Aww, dragon and Dragon Rider love. Makes me want to hurl. Blech said Dagur.
Yeah, I see 'em, bud said Dagur.
Gustav, are you okay? Asks Hicca,
That's close enough, Dagur said Hicca.
Oh, wow. Where's the love said Dagur.
After all, we've been through together? No? Nothing? No Hiccay barbs, quips, snappy comebacks? Asks Dagur.
But I really love those. We've developed such a nice shorthand, you and I said Dagur.
Dagur, let's just get on with this. Send them over said Hicca.
You first. You have no choice. One false move and my men will take out you, the Night Fury and the kid! So roll it over and I'll let him go. Oh. It... It really is one beautiful artifact. And I hear it can be very useful to those who possess it? Hmm? Is that true? Said Dagur.
Gustav, let's go. It's okay said Hicca.
Toothless roars.
Yeah, about that, Hicca. I've been treated much better by these guys than I ever was treated by you and the Dragon Riders said, Gustav.
Ooh! And the plot thickens said Dagur.
Gustav? Said Hicca.
You could've given me a chance, you know? All you guys ever did was tell me I wasn't good enough, tell me I didn't belong. Well, I belong here said, Gustav.
Gustav, you have no idea what you're getting into said Hicca.
Oh, yes, I do, Hicca. I know exactly what I'm doing said, Gustav.
Awkward! Well, I'd say your work is finished here, my love. Ordinarily, this is where I would double-cross you and fill you full of arrows. But the kid is squeamish. He made me promise to let you go, and in return, he's gonna take me to a treasure said Dagur.
That's right, Hicca. We have the Dragon Eye and Fanghook's fire. And you know what that means said, Gustav.
Untold treasure awaits said, Gustav.
You are going to regret this said Hicca.
I don't think so, Hicca said Gustav.
She and Toothless take off.
Whoo said, Gustav.
You know, I'm actually gonna feel bad when I kill this kid said Dagur.
Scene changes to the island from two days earlier.
This is it said, Gustav.
Why are we stopping? Asks Dagur.
No reason. I was just kind of impressed that you trusted your men enough to show them exactly where the treasure is hidden. Especially when there's so much of it said, Gustav.
Stay here said Dagur.
Why? Asks Savage.
Oh, uh, let's see, uh...I don't know. Maybe because I said so said Dagur
Oh, good idea, sir. We'll stay here said, Savage.
Fanghook, slow burn said Gustav.
Ah, I see. You outdid yourself, Hicca. I love this thing said Dagur.
Uh, so, does that happen a lot? Asks Dagur.
You get used to it said, Gustav.
Are we there yet? Asks Dagur.
We're close, very close said Gustav.
Good, that's what I wanted to hear said Dagur.
Aah! Aah! Oh, bright light, bright light, bright light! Come out, come out, wherever you are said, Gustav.
Gotcha said Dagur.
No... we've got you. Good work, Gustav said Hicca.
Oh, what's the matter, Dagur? No barbs, no comebacks? Asks Hicca.
I thought we had a shorthand, I thought you loved that stuff said Hicca.
Dagur, you hand over the Dragon Eye said Hicca.
I don't think so said Dagur.
I'm not asking said Hicca.
Toothless snarls
Oh. It's a long way down, isn't it? Asks Dagur.
Dagur, you've got nowhere to go. It's over said Hicca.
It's over? Really? Whoops said Dagur.
Oh, no! Ah said, Gustav.
Gustav said Hicca.
Come here. Got it! Hicca said, Gustav.
There, Toothless said Hicca.
Ah! We got you, Gustav said Hicca.
Let's get out of here said Hicca.
Oh said, Gustav.
Aaaah! Toothless said Hicca.
roaring.
Don't worry, bud. Hang on, bud! I'm gonna have to come up with something in case that happens to us again said Hicca.
Fanghook! Yeah said, Gustav.
Thanks, boy said Gustav.
Whew said Hicca.
Whoo said, Gustav.
You okay? Asks Hicca.
Yeah. Hicca, I'm really sorry said, Gustav.
I'm sorry, too, Gustav said Hicca
You're still irresponsible, immature and reckless, but the way you handled yourself with Dagur, maybe you do have what it takes to be a Dragon Rider... someday said Hicca.
Someday? I will take someday said, Gustav.
What do you say you and me find a way out of here What the Thor is this? Said Hicca.
Let's go, bud said Hicca.
Scene changes to dragon's edge.
Gustav, I said Hicca.
Uh-uh, stop right there, sweets. I can't stay. My mom would kill me. She usually notices I've been gone after about three days. All right, Fanghook, let's go. You take care, babe. Don't worry, Gustav will be back soon said, Gustav
What's that? Asks Asher.
Oh, just something I found at the bottom of that cave said Hicca.
Oh, a new lens said Fishlegs.
Yeah, there was treasure in those caves after all. The Dragon Eye was giving us clues on how to find it all along. We just weren't looking in the right place said Hicca.
And if there's one of these out there, that means there has to be more. Ooh-hoo-hoo said Fishlegs.
Huh. And to think, we never would've found that without Gustav said, Asher.
Awesome, so let's just tell Gustav said Hicca.
No! No, no, no said the dragon riders.