I don't own Httyd.

Okay, that's 542, 43... Oh, there's one hiding under that tree trunk said Fishlegs.

I see you, little guy. You're 544 said Fishlegs.

Isn't this exciting, girl? Asks Fishlegs.

The first annual Dragon's Edge census said Fishlegs.

Once we get all these Night Terrors counted, we move on to the Gronckles said Fishlegs.

Haha! Maybe you'll make some new friends said Fishlegs.

Okay, there's a big flock said Fishlegs.

575, 576... Oh, hello said Fishlegs.

What is a Fireworm doing this far out? Asks Fishlegs.

They aren't supposed to be anywhere near our island said Fishlegs.

Eh, it could have lost its way said Fishlegs.

Now, where were we, Meatlug? Was it 576, or was it 675? Asks Fishlegs.

Whew. Whoa said Fishlegs.

Scene changes to riders flying.

It began with one Fireworm, and as we were flying back, we kept seeing more and more said Fishlegs.

Do you think they're migrating? Asks Asher.

If they were migrating, the whole island would be on fire said Hicca.

Not necessarily said Fishlegs.

Here we go said Snotlout.

When Fireworms migrate, they send out scouts to see if their migration route is safe. If this is a stop along that route said Fishlegs.

An entire flock of Fireworms could be coming through here said, Asher.

Well, I say bring 'em on! I love those little scorchers said Tuffnut.

Are you still gonna love them when they all land here and burn our entire island to the ground? Asks Hicca.

Yes! Wait, no. Wait, is that a trick question? Because it's pretty tricky said Tuffnut.

Fishlegs, how much time do we have? Asks Asher.

Uh, it's hard to say. If it's a full migration, the rest of them could be here as soon as next week said Fishlegs.

Huh, Good to know. It's been nice knowing you, island. Snotlout is outlout said Snotlout.

We're not abandoning the island, Snotlout said Hicca.

Uh, yeah, we are. Watch said Snotlout.

Guys, we put too much hard work into this place to just leave. Snotlout is not "outlout." We're staying. Now let's get to work said Hicca.

Fine! But I still like my plan better said Snotlout.

scene changes to the clubhouse.

Okay, Asher, you and Fishlegs filled the watering troughs, right? Asks Hicca.

Yep! Topped off all the barrels too said, Asher.

Ooh, I found a perfect cave for the Night Terrors. High enough and desolate enough so the flames won't get near them said Fishlegs.

Perfect. Good job, guys. Now if the twins would finally get back, we can find out what they've done said Hicca.

Oh, I can tell you what they've done. Zero, zip, zilch. I'm forgetting something. Oh, yeah, goose egg said Snotlout.

On contrary, my fine fellow, we have done quite a lot actually said Tuffnut.

Did you clear the brush? Asks Hicca.

Uh, no said Tuffnut.

Build a fire break? Asks Hicca.

Nope, not that said Ruffnut.

How about water? Did you bring any back? Asks Asher.

Couldn't. Too busy said Tuffnut,

Busy with what? Asks Hicca.

Finding something awesome said Ruffnut.

scene changes to the cliff area.

Behold! We call it the Namey Rock said Ruffnut.

And why is that? Asks Asher.

Duh, 'cause it has our name all over it. Cool, huh? Said Tuffnut.

Oh, yeah. I mean, no. Man, you two are completely ridiculous said Snotlout.

Ridiculous? Perhaps. But answer me this... where's your Namey Rock? Said Ruffnut.

Uh, Hicca, you might want to come take a closer look at this. I think it's a claim stone said Fishleg.

I, Magmar Thorston, hereby claim this island in my name and the name of all my family, present and future, forever and ever said Hicca.

And what else? Asks Tuffnut.

And ever," apparently said Hicca.

Ha! Long-lost great Uncle Magmar! Oh, my Thor! Wasn't he the one who could pass an entire cod through one nostril said Tuffnut.

And debone it at the same time? It's really a lost art said Ruffnut.

People just don't appreciate the craftsmanship said Tuffnut.

Oh, come on! That stone is a fake. It's so obvious that these two made it up said Snotlout.

I don't think so! For one thing, everything is spelled correctly said Fishlegs.

Okay, you may have a point said Snotlout.

Let me get this straight. These two own this island? Said Asher.

It would appear that way said Fishlegs.

Yeah said Ruffnut.

In your face said Tuffnut.

We are so in charge of this place said Ruffnut.

Whoo-hoo! Oh, preach, sister said Tuffnut

Well! According to this stone said Ruffnut.

That was a rhetorical preach. Hey, where are you going, subject? Said Tuffnut.

Ha! You may be in charge of this island, but you're not in charge of me said Snotlout.

Ah, ah! Respect the crown. Don't make us get ugly said Tuffnut.

That ship sailed a long time ago said Snotlout.

Ugly said Ruffnut.

Clearly, we'll need a dungeon said Tuffnut.

Okay, let's all just take a breath and calm down. The first thing we need to do is get this claim stone authenticated said Hicca.

Scene to later when Gobber and Stoick arrived.

Mm-hmm. I see said Gobber.

Well, Gobber? Asks Stoick

Give me a minute said

Mm-hmm. Very right to me, Stoick. This claim stone is 100% authentic said Gobber.

Aw, yeah said Ruffnut.

Authentic said Tuffnut.

100%! No more percents to be had, folks said Ruffnut.

That's good, right? Asks Tuffnut.

Uh-uh, no said Asher.

No said Snotlout.

What? No! No way said Fishlegs.

All right, that's enough. It looks like this island officially belongs... to the twins said, Stoick.

It's our island now said Tuffnut.

We got the island. And you can't have it said Ruffnut.

We got an island! The island is ours! We don't have to do anything or take any showers said Tuffnut.

Ahem! As Chief of Berk, I hereby declare that under Viking law, the living heirs to Magmar Thorston are indeed entitled to full ownership of this island, with all the benefits that comes with it said, Stoick.

Now what? Asks Tuffnut.

Don't ask me. It's your island said Stoick.

Oooh said Ruffnut.

Yes said Tuffnut.

No, no, no. Ugly!

Now, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, you can't be serious. You're not leaving me with this? Said Hicca.

Uh, yes, I am. Welcome to my world. Only now it's your world said, Stoick.

It's your world said Gobber.

Great, what do we do now? Any ideas? Asks Fishlegs.

Oh, we could always...You know said Snotlout.

We're not killing the twins, Snotlout said Hicca.

Please tell me we're not giving them the island said Asher,

Actually, we are. We are giving them the island said Hicca.

What? Said Snotlout.

First of all, we don't really have a choice. And second, once they find out being in charge isn't everything it's cracked up to be, and they have to deal with the Fireworm problem on their own, they will beg us to take the island back said Hicca.

And if they don't? Asks Asher,

It's our island! Man, how great is this? Asks Tuffnut.

I'm fine said Tuffnut.

Scene changes to the clubhouse,

Okay, a little higher. No, no, no, to the left. Yes! No. Little to the right said Tuffnut.

Would you come on already? My entire body is going numb. Feels kinda cool said Ruffnut.

Hey, let's ask Hicca said Tuffnut.

Let's ask Hicca what? Asks Hicca.

Our new Thorstonton sign, does it need to be a little higher? Asks Tuffnut.

Thorstonton? Asks Hicca.

Yeah, the name of our island said Ruffnut.

It came to us in a dream. That's right... same dream. It's a twin thing said Tuffnut.

You wouldn't understand. Anyway, thoughts on the sign? Said Tuffnut.

You know what? Never mind. We've got more important things on the agenda today said Tuffnut.

I agree. We need to keep fireproofing the island said Hicca.

No, no, no, that's not it. We need to give out job assignments said Tuffnut.

Job assignments? Asks Hicca.

Oh, we got some good ones. Come along, lass. Don't be late. All right, Fishlegs. Says here you are now the official poet laureate of Thorstonton said Tuffnut.

Do you even know what that means? Asks Fishlegs.

We were hoping you would! It's your job, after all, said Ruffnut

Asher, you are the official royal brush-clearer. We don't want Thorstonton burning down after all said Tuffnut

Or do we? Said Ruffnut.

Hmm said Tuffnut.

I'm not clearing brush for you two! I'm not clearing anything for you two said, Asher.

Come on, Asher said Hicca.

Oh. You'll do it. And you'll like it, mister. Snotlout, you, my friend, have an excellent job. You, sir, are our new sergeant at arms said Tuffnut.

Mm. I like the sound of that... "arms said Snotlout.

Knew you would. All right, Hicca. Oh, Hicca, you are our new stable girl said Tuffnut.

Stable girl? Said Hicca.

Come on, Hicca said Asher.

So, uh, here's a question. What's a sergeant at arms do, anyway? Asks Snotlout.

You enforce the rules. If someone doesn't follow them, you make sure they do. And if things get really nasty, you show them to the fancy new dungeon and give them some yak dung tea. Got it? Said Tuffnut.

Dungeon! I like it. Better than stable girl said Snotlout.

Okay, and speaking of new rules, without further adieu said Tuffnut.

Yeah, no more further adieus. Anyway, rule number one: everyone must bow to your rulers when they enter the room said Ruffnut.

Rule number two: everyone must also bow to your rulers when they exit the room said Tuffnut.

Everyone must bow to your rulers when they are in the room said Ruffnut.

So basically we just bow all the time? Asks Hicca.

Ooh, stable girl, coming in for the big win. That deserves a bow... from you. I'm not doing any bowing.

She sighs.

She curtsies.

Thank you said Tuffnut.

Next, there will be a small fee for landing your dragons on the island said Ruffnut.

And another small fee for taking off said Tuffnut.

There will be a fee for sleeping said Ruffnut.

A fee for waking up said Tuffnut.

A fee for eating said Ruffnut.

And a small fee for drinking said Tuffut.

How about breathing? Asks Asher.

Good idea! Mark that down said Tuffnut.

Way ahead of you said Ruffnut.

And finally, the letter "S" has been officially removed from the alphabet. So you're going to want to avoid words like sword said Tuffnut.

Severed leg said Ruffnut.

Severed head said Tuffnut.

Cyclone said Ruffnut.

That's actually a "C said Fishlegs.

Uh-uh! Notlout, quiet him said Tuffnut.

Notlout? Who's Notlout? Asks Snotlout.

Do you two realize that there is an "S" in the name of your island? Asks Ashet.

Ilence, ubject! How dare you ay such thing? Said Tuffnut.

Any other rules? Asks Hicca.

Table girl, clean that up said Tuffnut.

Okay, while I'm doing this, you guys need to stay on top of this Fireworm thing. It's starting to get pretty real said Hicca.

Scene change to Hicca scrubbing Barf and Belch.

Uh, aren't you forgetting something? Asks Tuffnut.

What? Oh, right. Sorry said Hicca.

She custries again

That's better said Ruffnut.

Now let's have a look at your work, table girl said Tuffnut.

Hmm, good. That's nice attention to detail said Tuffnut.

Uh, we have a problem said Ruffnut.

What? What's the problem? Asks Hicca.

Pathetic said Tuffnut.

Disgraceful said Ruffnut.

Unacceptable said Tuffnut.

What is it? Asks Hicca.

This water is lukewarm. We pecifically asked for scalding... sorry, calding, if I'm not miskaken said Tuffnut.

Oh, you are not mitaken, brother said Ruffnut.

Fine, scald... calding it is. Toothless... Toothle... Plama blat said Hicca.

I'm keeping an eye on you, Mr. Night Fury. My good eye said Tuffnut.

Wait, are you telling me you have a bad eye? Said Hicca.

Wait, are you telling me you have a bad leg? Thought so said Ruffnut.

And the weirdness continues said Hicca.

Scene changes to Asher landing.

That's a two-mackerel landing charge, little man said Ruffnut.

Two more mackerel. Are you keeping track or should I? Said Ruffnut.

No, I got it said Tuffnut.

Look, I don't have any more mackerel. And if I did, I wouldn't give it to you for your dumb take-off and landing charge said, Asher.

Excue me. Are you calling the laws of this land dumb? Asks Tuffnut.

You don't like "dumb"? How about dopey? Brainless, dimwitted, moronic. Shall I go on? Said Asher.

Notlout said Tuffnut.

Coming in hot! Ergeant at arm Notlout reporting said Snotlout.

Take this mutineer to the new dungeon, and his little dragon, too. Give him some time to think about her attitude said Tuffnut.

Dungeon? Are you serious? Asks Asher.

Do we look serious? Asks Tuffnut.

Ugh said, Asher.

You know, that's a good question. Do we? Said Tuffnut.

I don't know. Here, give me your best serious face. Whoa, pretty serious. Okay, what about me? Said Ruffnut.

Oh, yeah said Tuffnut.

Okay, we look pretty serious said Ruffnut.

There once was an island named Thorstonton where everybody wanted to have fun, fun, fun.

We sang and we danced and we all peed our pants when the ruler came up with a great pun... pun, pun recited Fishlegs.

The chicken is not amused. Notlout said Tuffnut.

Ir, ye, ir, right here said Snotlout.

To the dungeon with him said Tuffnut.

No, the chicken is wrong! The chicken is wrong said Fishlegs.

How dare you? The chicken is never wrong said Tuffnut.

Shh. I'm sorry you had to hear that. That's it, quiet. There we go said Tuffnut.

Scene changes to the dungeon which is the stables.

All right, giddy up! Get back in line! Back in line said Snotlout.

Snotlout, what are you doing? Asks Hicca.

Never you mind, table girl. This is official Thorntontonston business. Welcome to your new home, jailbirds said Snotlout.

What are you in for? Asks Hicca.

Funny. Exactly how long are you going to let this go on? Have you seen all those Fireworms? Asks Asher.

Yeah, Hicca, the migration is picking up steam said Fishlegs.

Ho ho ho! She does not deal well with prison food said Fishlegs.

Ech said, Asher.

Ugh. All right, all right, I-I'll talk to them. I'm sure I can get this all straightened out.

So you guys surveying the damage? Asks Hicca.

No, we're looking for a place to build our summer palace said Tuffnut.

That might be a nice area once the fires burn the vegetation away said Ruffnut.

Any thoughts, table girl? Asks Tuffnut.

Yeah, just one. Have you considered the fact that if you throw everyone in jail, there's no one left to actually build your summer palace? Said Hicca.

We're listening said Tuffnut.

And what about the Fireworm migration? Don't you think it might be a good idea to have everyone working so that we can stop Thorstonton from burning down? Asks Hicca.

I see your point, but I also see something else said Tuffnut.

Oh, yeah said Ruffnut.

What? What's that? Asks Hicca.

Toothless is flying as fast as Barf and Belch said Tuffnut.

And by Thorstonton law said Tuffnut.

That is illegal said Ruffnut.

Scene to Hicca in the dungeon.

So what you in for? Asks Asher.

Asher, please said Hicca.

What? Just trying to be funny said, Asher.

Snotlout? Asks Hicca.

I was framed said Snotlout.

All right, that's it. We're breaking out of here said, Asher.

Great! Then we go back to my plan said Snotlout.

Guys, guys, we're fine. There's nothing to worry about. I mean, the twins can't be that oblivious said Hicca.

A while later.

That smoke's getting close. And where there's smoke said, Asher.

There's Fireworms said Fishlegs.

All right, you know what? Experiment over. We are getting out there and stopping them before there's nothing left of this island said Hicca.

Finally said, Asher.

Toothless, plasma blast said Hicca.

Hey, guys? Asks Tuffnut.

Now's our chance. Hookfang, destroy said Snotlout.

Oh, hey, rulers! How's stuff in the old kingdom? Asks Hicca.

Having lots of fun with all the smoke and fire? Asks Asher.

Yes. No. Okay, fine. As it turns out, we can't save Thorstonton by ourselves. So we talked about it, and we hereby decree that you can all come and help us put out the fires said Tuffnut.

Ah, that's a shame, 'cause from where I sit, you guys are on your own. I mean, rules are rules, right? Said Hicca.

You have to help us save our island! It's all we've got said Ruffnut.

I don't know. Guys? Asks Hicca.

I think you've got to stick to your guns. You make a rule, you follow it through. Otherwise, it's... you know said, Asher.

Anarchy. I'm with them said Fishlegs.

Come on, you guys, please? Is there anything we can do? Name it, we'll do anything said Tuffnut.

Well, now that you mention it, I suppose we could consider one possibility said Hicca.

I'll make you assistant ruler. Ruler's best pal? Second string ruler? Said Tuffnut.

No, I have a better idea, actually. We divide the island up amongst all of us. We all own it. There's no ruler, no sister of the ruler said Hicca.

We're all rulers said Hicca.

What? That's blasphemous! You can't do that to the ruler said Tuffnut.

Whaaaaa! Owwww! Whaaa! Okay, you guys can have whatever you want. The island's all of ours. Just-just get these things out of here! Ow said Tuffnut.

Okay, Fishlegs, gather up all the Night Terrors and take them to the cave said Hicca.

On it said Fishlegs.

Okay, guys, we need to redirect the Fireworms around our island and on to the next one in the chain said Hicca.

You really think it's gonna make a dent? I mean, look at them all said, Asher.

Do you have a better idea? We don't really have a choice said Hicca.

Stormfly, fire said Asher.

Come on, Barf, Belch, do it for Thorstonton said Tuffnut.

Fall back! Maybe we can at least protect our base. Let's get started on building a fire break! Just keep digging, guys. The fire can't get past it if there's only dirt. Oh, I can barely see, bud. If this gets much worse, we're gonna have to bail out said Hicca.

What do we do now? It's getting really dangerous said, Asher.

The cave! We'll go there and wait it out with the Night Terrors said Hicca.

Uh, Hicca, you may want to come up with another plan said Fishlegs.

Why? Asks Hicca.

I couldn't find the Night Terrors. I called them till my lips almost fell off. They're gone said Fishlegs.

I told you we should have bailed on this place said Snotlout.

No, we're not bailing. This island is ours said Tuffnut.

Tuff? Asks Hicca.

It's all of ours. And no one burns our equally-shared island to the ground but us said Tuffnut.

I may have to disagree with you there said Hicca.

Hicca is that said, Asher.

Fireworm queen! If she's here, then the entire flock can't be far behind it said Fishlegs.

Well, that settles it. Grab what you can. We're out of here said Hicca.

Uh, Hicca, that's not the Fireworm queen said Snotlout.

The Night Terrors! They're protecting the island by forming a Fireworm queen said Hicca.

There's not going to be anything left to protect if all of those Fireworms land here said, Asher.

Well, we just won't let them said Hicca.

Okay, I sense a plan said, Asher.

I'm gonna lead the Night Terrors out to sea. Hopefully, the Fireworms will follow. You guys stay behind and put out these fires. Come on, bud! All right, bud, we need to get the terrors' attention and turn them out to sea said Hicca.

All right, gang, let's take a little trip, shall we? Toothless, now said Hicca.

Yes! Nice job, bud said Hicca.

It's working said, Asher.

There we go, bud. That island's all rock. Perfect stopover for these guys. Going down, gang! Now that is something to write about. And Fishlegs thought the Book of Dragons was finished. Ruff, Tuff, you guys did the right thing. I just hope you learned something in all this said Hicca.

Yeah, we sure did. Leading blow. Oh, we don't have to do the "S" thing anymore. Leading blows said Tuffnut.

Seriously blows said Ruffnut.

You know what, though? At least we have our cool claim stone to remember our glorious reign! No respect said Tuffnut.

No respect at all said Ruffnut.