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Give it back. It's my blanket said Tuffnut.
Ah! Why do we have to be the ones to stay up on Rumblehorn watch? Hookfang, I'm talking to you said Snotlout.
We're never going to stop this crazy dragon from tearing this place up. Aaah! Intruder alert! Intruder alert! Said Snotlout.
Ow, ow, ow said Snotlout.
That's the third time this week said Snotlout.
Ahhh! Sweet relief said Snotlout.
The Rumblehorn! It's headed for the Eastern beach. Come on, you guys! Finally. We got it! Everybody stay back said Hicca.
I didn't think it would be so smelly said Tuffnut.
I didn't think it would be so hairy said Ruffnut.
You try shaving with a hook for an arm said Gobber.
The Rumblehorn talks! Quick, smack it said Tuffnut.
Cut me down, you simpleton said Gobber.
And it's got a bad attitude said Ruffnut.
Eh, never mind said Gobber.
Gobber, what did you do with our Rumblehorn? Asks Tuffnut.
Rumblehorn? What's a Rumblehorn? Asks Gobber.
A new dragon that's been trying to chase us off the island said Fishlegs.
Yeah, us and everything else said, Asher.
We've been trying to catch it and relocate it said Hicca.
Yet we caught you. Yay, us said Snotlout.
You're trying to catch a dragon with a net that can't hold a one-legged, one-armed Viking? Amateurs said Gobber.
Not too late to club him still. I can give him a little "Ah! Uh!" You know, "uh, uh, uh said Tuffnut
Yeah, we should just get back and check on the dragon base said Hicca.
Eh. Well, let's see what you've done with the place. It looks very, well said Gobber.
Trashed said, Asher.
Your words, not mine said Gobber.
The Rumblehorn must have hit us while we were out chasing you said Hicca.
Last chance. I can still club him. Come on, club, club, club. Join the club said Tuffnut.
As much as I love a good clubbing, even my own, it will have to wait. You and I need to talk. I've come with disturbing news about your father said Gobber.
Is he all right? Asks Hicca.
Oh, he's fine said Gobber
That's a relief said Hicca.
But, then again, not so fine said Gobber
Gobber, you're killing me. Is my father okay or not said Hicca.
Oh, he's as fit as a dragon. Unfortunately, he's as ornery as one, too said Gobber.
Toothless growls
No offense. I've never seen him like this... angry, shouting at everyone said Gobber.
Actually, that sounds like vintage Stoick the Vast to me said Hicca.
You think I would have sailed in a boat by myself for a week if it were vintage"Stoick the Vast? He's driving the village crazy said Gobber.
All right, I guess I'd better see what's going on with him said Hicca.
Good idea said Gobber.
You want to ride back with me and Toothless? Asks Hicca.
Actually, I think I might stay a while, help repair your wee dragon base. See if I can offer up some of my dragon-killing experience to help defend against that Rumblehorn. If there's time, I'll take Tuffnut up on that clubbing said Gobber.
It works with Ruffnut said Tuffnut.
I get it. So basically, you're hiding out from my father said Hicca,
One might look at it that way said Gobber.
Well, bud, I guess we're off to Berk said Hicca.
Scene changes to Berk.
Hmm, it's quieter than usual said Hicca.
Shoddy workmanship! That's what this is said, Stoick.
Okay, follow the sound of the angry Viking said Hicca.
I said I wanted these weapons arranged by deadliness! Swords said, Stoick.
Ah said Hicca.
axes bludgeons, then maces said, Stoick.
If I used them on you, you wouldn't forget how deadly they were! Gah! I can't believe it said Stoick/
Hicca, thank Thor you're here. You've got to help us. Your father has become unbearable said, Sven.
Well, to be fair, Sven, you did have the weapons out of order said Hicca.
That's because yesterday he told me to arrange them by length! The day before it was by pointiness! The day before that, it was by name! Did you know he gave each weapon its own nickname? Said Sven.
Well, I have to admit, that is really weird. Uh, all right, I'll go talk to him said Hicca.
I mean, seriously. Who names their mace Daisy? Asks Sven.
Scene changes to dragon's edge
These attacks are getting worse every time. Either that Rumblehorn's got to go, or we do say, Asher.
Hey, our boar pit survived! Cool! I like a pit, but I love a boar pit saud Tuffnut.
You call that a boar pit? Ha! I've dug my way out of shallow graves deeper than that said Gobber.
Would you look at these Rumblehorn tracks? If you take into account the width and the depth of the footprints, and the distance between them, I calculate that this dragon is said Fishlegs.
Hefty. One might even say beefy said Gobber.
Does somebody want to tell me why we're rebuilding this place? He's just going to crash through and wreck it again said Snotlout.
He wouldn't if you could build a defensive wall properly. Ahh! Well, don't just stand there. If you want to learn, follow me said Gobber.
Eh said Snotlout.
Scene changes to Berk.
For Thor's sake, you plow like an old woman! Gah! Hag. This is how you plow! Oh, it's so simple! You can't even say, Stoick.
Hmm. Ow, ow, ow! Ah. Gothi! You know, personally, I don't know what he's talking abo You are by far my favorite plower in all of Berk. That... That's some good plowing, yeah. Uh, yes, I... I agree. He is totally out of control. Watch the language. He's still my father. I'll talk to him, I promise said Hicca,
Scene to the berk dragon academy.
Ah said, Stoick.
Ahem said Hicca.
Ah! Daddy, please don't kill me! It's your daughter said Hicca.
Hicca said, Stoick.
Ah said Hicca.
Oh! Good to see you too, Dad. Now... Now if I could just, um, breathe? Ah said Hicca.
Oh sorry! Just happy to see my little girl said, Stoick.
Well, that's great. My... My cracked ribs and I are happy to see you, too. What are you doing all the way out at the academy? Said Hicca.
Oh, well, I come up here for the peace and quiet. Tired of hearing people complaining... Stoick, you're being too tough. Stoick, you're being too picky. Stoick, you're cutting off my air supply said, Stoick.
Hey, hey, is that Thornado's old saddle? Wow, Daddy, you really kept it shiny said Hicca.
Well, just because one dragon is gone doesn't mean I'm gonna let a valuable piece of equipment fall into disrepair. But enough about brings my world-traveler daughter back to Berk? Said, Stoick.
Well, we... We still said Hicca.
Eh, Stoick, I don't mean to interrupt, but I've got those weapons arranged by deadliness, just like you wanted them said, Sven.
And who said I wanted them that way? Does anyone around here listen? Said, Stoick.
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! I just had a great idea said Hicca.
If it involves me hurling an axe at Sven's head, let's hear it said, Stoick.
Oh, I hear my sheep calling said, Sven.
I-I was thinking something a little more relaxing. Something to take the edge off said Hicca.
Edge? What edge? Okay, I'm listening said, Stoick.
Yeah, so I was thinking, why don't you take a couple of days off, come with me to see the dragon base? Said Hicca.
No, impossible. There's far too much to do around here said, Stoick.
Okay, Daddy. Well, tell you what, if I'm being honest, the reason I'm really here is that I've got a dragon problem back on the island said Hicca.
Dragon problem? What kind of a dragon problem? Asks Stoick.
Well, you see, we're trying to relocate a new species of dragon and I thought we could handle it, but we could really use your help said Hiica.
Well, I suppose I could spare a moment if you really need me said, Stoick.
Oh, we do. We really, really do say Hicca.
Scene changes to the dragon's edge.
I have to admit, that's one impressive wall. It should stop the Rumblehorn, at least from the ground said, Asher.
I'm going to call her Greta, after my first love. Large, sturdy. Beefy, some would say said Gobber.
It's coming from the West! And it's getting closer said Fishlegs.
Everybody, mount up said Asher.
I'm not moving! The wall will hold said Gobber.
Yah! Told you my Greta would hold. Oh, Greta, how could you said Gobber.
Hurry up and move those logs! Gobber, are you all right? Said Asher.
Good morning, Mommy. Is it time for dragon-killing school? Said Gobber.
Hey, at least this wall held. Of course, everything else got crushed said Snotlout.
Incoming! Yeah! Fire, fire! Use all weapons! Start blasting said Tuffnut.
Hey, it's us. Cut it out said Hicca.
Oh, okay. Sorry about to see you, Chief. You're looking very fit. Your hands seem to be rough... and well-worked. Anyway, welcome to Rumblehorn hell said Tuffnut.
You weren't kidding about having dragon problems said, Stoick.
Is anybody hurt? Asks Hicca.
Well, sort of said Asher.
Hello, lovies. Who'd like some figgy pudding? Said Gobber.
What's wrong with him? Asks Stoick.
Well, Chief, you can start with the peg leg. And then you add in the hook and the bad breath, weird neck. I mean, look at his neck said Tuffnut.
He'll be fine. He got hit by a watchtower said Snotlout.
Ah, you're killing me. Who knew you were such a card? Said Gobber.
Hicca, these Rumblehorn attacks are getting out of hand. We have to do something said, Asher.
Okay, then, first things first. We start with said, Stoick.
Asher, you search the Eastern coastline. Ruff, Tuff, you have the West. My father and I will take the middle of the island. Fishlegs and Snotlout, you take care of Gobber and keep fixing the base said Hicca.
Got it said Fishlegs.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute there, dragon princess said Snotlout.
Hello, little fella said Gobber.
How come I have to stay behind? Asks Snotlout.
I'm a dragon. Ya! Heh said Gobber.
Okay, fine, you want to hunt the unstoppable, bloodthirsty dragon instead? Said Hicca.
Bloodthirsty dragon, huh? Asks Snotlout.
Ooh, look at my tail. Do dragons chase their tails or do they breathe fire on them? I don't know said Gobber.
On second thought, I don't want to give you guys an unfair advantage. So I should probably stay behind and protect one of the archipelago's national treasures said Snotlout.
The sun is a shiny potato covered in drawn butter said Gobber.
And the moon is a scoop of ice cream said Snotlout.
Ah, it's good to be back up in the air again. No wonder you never come back to visit. This island is spectacular said Hicca.
Thanks, Daddy, but we're not gonna be able to keep any of it if we don't solve our Rumblehorn problem said Stoick.
Right. When exactly did you start having trouble with it? Asks Stoick.
A few weeks ago. We didn't even know it was on the island. And then suddenly it was everywhere. First is just went after wild dragons, then it started coming after us said Hicca.
And how many dragons has it killed? Asks Stoick.
None yet. This dragon is more than strong. It's fast, it's smart, and it's elusive. We've never even gotten a good look at it said Hicca.
This does seem like quite the challenge, doesn't it? Asks Stoick.
Yes, it does say Hicca.
Look at the two of us... two Vikings on the hunt, scheming to catch a wild beast said, Stoick.
See? You're cheering up already, right? Asks Hicca.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, darling said Stoick.
There said both.
You see what I mean? Every time, we just miss it said Hicca.
Well, we didn't see it fly away, so it has to be on foot. But which way said, Stoick.
Over here. Check the direction of the trees he took down said Hicca.
After you, darling. Ho ho, this is great said, Stoick.
These footprints are fresh. We should be right on top of it said Hicca.
It's like the beast can sense us coming, and then it changes direction. A truly worthy adversary said, Stoick.
We have got to be getting close said Hicca.
Ah, I don't think so. We've been here before. Look at the broken branches on this side of the trail. The beast has doubled back on us said, Stoick.
Wait, you think it knows we're hunting it? Asks Hicca.
No, I think it's hunting us said, Stoick.
Oh, that's good! No, I prefer it much more the other way around. What are you thinking, Daddy? Said Hicca.
I might have an idea on how we're going to catch this beast said, Stoick.
Well, you're magnificent! And you've got a lot to say, don't you? Now, let's see if you can back it up said, Stoick.
Daddy! Get out of there said Hicca.
Not a chance! Oh, no, you don't say Stoick.
Daddy, let go of the rope said Hicca.
Daddy, don't let go of the rope said Hicca.
Ah! Oh, you want a piece of me on the way down, do you?! Come and get some said Stoick.
We'd better get back to Dragon's Edge for reinforcements said Hicca.
Agreed. This isn't over, Rumblehorn said Stoick.
Scene changes to dragon's edge.
Where's Gobber? Asks Stoick.
Yoo-hoo! Come back, please said Gobber.
Boar pit? Asks Snotlout.
Okay, Gobber accounted for said Hicca.
Hicca, did you find the Rumblehorn? Asks Asher.
More like he found us said Hicca.
Gave us a good run, that one said Stoick.
We're gonna resupply, and then we all need to go look for it said Hicca.
Eh, I bet I can find him like right now said Tuffnut.
What the... Ah! Hey, everybody? On your dragons! We need to draw him away from Dragon's Edge! It tracked us all the way here said Hicca.
Impressive said, Stoick.
Daddy, let's catch him first. Then we can admire him said Hicca.
Where are all the Night Terrors going? Asks Hicca.
And why isn't the Rumblehorn following us? Asks Stoick.
Because it's following him said Hicca.
Let's get his attention, bud said Hicca.
Stormfly, spine shot said Asher.
For as powerful as that dragon is, he doesn't seem to have a real thirst for blood said, Stoick.
Not yet, but it's still going after Gobber. I hate to do this, but it's the Rumblehorn or Gobber. We may only get one shot at this, bud. Let's make it count said Hicca.
This doesn't make any sense said, Stoick.
Unless... Hicca, wait said, Stoick.
Daddy, what are you doing? Asks Hicca.
If that dragon wanted to hurt people, he'd have done it by now. Something else is going on here said, Stoick.
Like what? Asks Hicca.
Only one way to find out. Put me down next to him said, Stoick.
Stoick, you remember Pepe? Asks Gobber.
Yes, yes, Gobber. Pepe and I need to have a wee talk said, Stoick.
Hicca, have you met Pepe? Asks Gobber.
Oh, God said Hicca.
What is it you really want, dragon? Asks Stoick.
I think this dragon is trying to tell us something said, Stoick.
What is happening, what is happening, what is happening? Asks Fishlegs.
I think you're right said Hicca.
Daddy said Hicca.
Whoa, big fella! Hold on there said, Stoick.
Go get 'em, bud said Hicca.
darling, out there said Stoick.
The sea level... is it rising? There's a giant wave headed for us. The Rumblehorn knew it and was trying to get us to leave. He was trying to save us! That explains why he was chasing Gobber said Hicca.
I'm not buying it. Okay, guys, real quick... How long does it take to learn to swim? Said Tuffnut.
No one has to swim. We just need to block the wave from hitting the camp said Hicca.
Isn't it a little late for that, Hicca? Asks Snotlout.
No! Gobber's rock wall... that's big enough to stop the wave. We just need to reinforce it said, Asher.
The wall's not going to be high enough to stop that wave said Fishlegs.
And it's cracking said, Asher.
You handle the cracks, darling! I've got an idea said, Stoick.
You heard the man said Hicca.
On it! Stormfly, spine shot said Asher.
Meatlug, spew said Fishlegs.
All right, then, let's finish what you started said, Stoick.
Full speed, big fella said Stoick.
I can't believe it, guys. If that Rumblehorn hadn't warned us, we would have been wiped out aid Fishlegs.
Look at this guy. He is amazing said Fishlegs.
Yes! You can say that again, Fishlegs said Stoick.
You know, guys, this is a whole new class of dragon. We need a name said Fishlegs.
Well, it tracked us down. How about Tracker Class? Said Hicca.
Tracker Class? Yeah, right! That sounds like something I would come up with said Snotlout.
Perfect said Hicca.
Tracker Class it is said Fishlegs.
What?! You like it?! Aw, come on said Snotlout.
Gobber, I sure am glad you're back to normal said Hicca.
Yeah, not sure what all went on, but I'm sore in places I didn't know I had said Gobber.
Well, dear, I'm glad I let you insist I come here said, Stoick.
You know, Daddy, when I first came back to Berk, I thought you might be missing me. But it was Thornado all along said Hicca.
Aw, I do miss that magnificent beast. We had some connection, he and I said Stoick.
Oh, I get it. No, I can't imagine what it would be like without Toothless said Hicca.
Well, Thornado will never be replaced, but this guy... we're a lot alike, he and I. We're both protectors, we're both leaders said, Stoick.
And you're both hard-headed said Gobber.
Hard-headed, you say? Skull-crushing's more like it. Wait, that's what we'll call you. Skullcrusher said, Stoick.
And by the way, darling? I do miss you. A lot, in fact. All right, big fella. Let's get back to Berk. I've got the perfect saddle waiting for you said, Stoick.
All right, guys, we have a lot of work to do. So let's get to it said Hicca.
