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Come on, Toothless! Faster, bud said Hicca.
There they are said, Asher.
Close the dome said Fishlegs.
And so the drama begins said Ruffnut.
One woman, one dragon, one leg, vs one rapidly closing dome said Tuffnut.
It's gonna be close said Hicca.
No way she's making that said Snotlout.
Yeah said, Asher.
What? Said Snotlout.
Good job, Toothless said Hicca.
Alright, we're up said Snotlout.
Come on, nobody's able to beat the dome except Hicca said Fishlegs.
Nobody 'til now said Snotlout.
Guys, this was supposed to be a drill, do we have to turn it into a game? Said Hicca.
Don't we always? Asks Asher.
Good point said Hicca.
Twas once a drill, then it became a game, now it is theater said Tuufnut.
Let the drama unfold said Ruffnut.
Whatever it is, it's my turn said Snotlout.
I'll wager he loses an eye said Tuffnut.
Haha! On the contrary, I predict act one, scene one will conclude with the loss of a gallbladder said Ruffnut.
Or perhaps a leg, what say you, young Hicca? Said Tuffnut.
Ook said Hicca.
Stay focused, Hookfang. Keep your head in the game. Hookfang said Snotlout.
He emerged from the forest said Ruffnut.
And what of his gallbladder? Asks Tuffnut.
Impossible to say said Ruffnut.
The tension continues to build ahh said Tuffnut.
And time runs out for our plucky little anti-hero said Tuffnut.
I love a ticking Sundial, don't you? Asks Ruffnut.
Indeed said Tuffnut.
Guys, please said Hicca.
Hookfang, leave the dome said Snotlout.
Snotlout, are you ok? Asks Hicca.
Ow, define ok said Snotlout.
Where's Hookfang? Asks Hicca.
That's what I'd like to know. I've got some words for that dragon said Snotlout.
Scene change.
Hookfang, Hookfang, where are you? Finally, there you are. Hey, Woah, what's with the attitude? I'm supposed to be mad here, you know. Ok, Hooky, oh you've gotta be starving! Come on, Hookfang, let's get you back to Dragon's Edge said Snotlout.
Scene change.
Here, Hookfang What, ow, you love mackerel said Snotlout.
Ow, hey, everybody saw that right? Asks Snotlout.
Yes, we did, my friend and it was delightful said Tuffnut.
My good sir, can you reenact it for us? Asks Ruffnut.
No I mean Hookfang, he's acting weird said Snotlout.
How's that? Asks Fishlegs.
Well, he didn't listen to me during the race, he ran away, he just spits fish in my face, and threw me against the wall said Snotlout.
And this is weird how? Asks Asher.
You have to admit, Snotlout that does kind of sum up your relationship with Hookfang said Hicca.
If you're coming over here to tell me i'm crazy, save it said Snotlout.
You know what, Snotlout, you're right said Hicca.
I am? Said Snotlout.
No one knows your dragon-like you do. If you really think something's wrong with him, then lock him in a pen for tonight so he just doesn't hurt himself. Then we can see how he's doing in the morning said Hicca.
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe I'll do that said Snotlout.
Later at the stables
Don't look at me like that. This is for your own good. See you in the morning said Snotlout.
Hookfang lights on fire and breaks the wall
Tn the morning
Hey! Hookfang, you feeling better? Who wants tuna for breakfast? Hookfang? Hookfang? Said Snotlout.
Scene change.
Hookfang is gone! He broke out of his pen last night said Snotlout.
Then this might be more serious than we thought said Hicca.
Great. I accept your offer to help in the search said Snotlout.
Come on, Toothless. Up, bud. Fly, bud. Do something, bud said Snotlout.
Okay! Okay, calm down, Snotlout. We'll help you look for Hookfang said Hicca.
Oh yeah, you will, it was your idea to leave him alone in his pen in the first place said Snotlout.
Scene change,
Hookfang! Hookfang calls Snotlout.
\Easy bud. The sooner we find Hookfang, the sooner we'll get Snotlout off your back said Hicca.
Give me your eye thingy said Snotlout.
You mean my spyglass? Said Hicca.
That sound, we heard that before Hookfang weirded out. Go that way said Snotlout.
Would you... Okay. Okay, let me fly the dragon said Hicca.
That sounded like a Monstrous Nightmare said Asher,
They land
This place again? This is where I found him last time said Snotlout.
Look! There is another Monstrous Nightmare said Asher,
That's not just another Monstrous Nightmare. That's a female Monstrous Nightmare said Hicca.
A female Monstrous Nightmare? Now it all makes sense. My dragon has a way with the ladies! Must have picked up a few pointers from his master said Snotlout.
I doubt it. She's not dry heaving said, Asher.
Okay, shush. Hookfang, time's up. Let's go said Snotlout.
Snotlout, you might want to tread lightly. He's looking wee bit territorial said Hicca.
Bit territorial. Thanks for the advice. Like you said, "no one knows my dragon better than me". So, when it comes to Hookfang, I handle my own business. Hookfang, Girl Hookfang? What's said Snotlout.
Yeah, he's really busy right now said Snotlout.
Scene change.
Snotlout, it's not that bad. It could have been a lot worse said, Ashe.
I fear not, fear maiden. Hookfang clearly made a decisive choice in that moment, and, thus, acted upon it said Tuffnut.
Mm. Showing, not telling. The number one rule in the theater. And what better way to achieve that than by setting one aflame said Ruffnut.
Kid all you want, but I know that dragon. I know what's in his heart and in his head. He'll come back to me like he always does said Snotlout.
Uh said Fishlegs,
Uh, what? You're gonna tell me he's never coming back? Asks Snotlout.
Uh said Fishlegs,
Fishlegs? Said Hicca.
Hookfang wouldn't follow his training, he wouldn't eat, he ran away twice, he picked another dragon over you said Fishlegs,
Don't forget the fire thing said Tuffnut.
Right. He pushed you away. All the symptoms are here said Fishlegs.
Symptoms of what? Asks Snotlout.
I think Hookfang is going feral said Fishlegs,
No, not going feral said Tuffnut.
The cruelest turn of events said Ruffnut.
Wait, what's "going feral" mean? Asks Ruffnut.
I have no idea said Tuffnut.
It means that meeting this female has reawakened his primal instincts. And he's returning to the wild said Fishlegs.
Shut up, Fishface! What do you know?! Hookfang needs me said Snotlout.
It's nature, Snotlout. You can't fight it said Fishlegs,
Watch me said Snotlout.
Bravo! Bravissimo! Encore! Ah, what theater said Tuffnut.
Yes, and what a cliffhanger said Ruffnut.
Scene change
It's a scary idea, huh? That one of our dragons might just one day go back to the wild? You'd never do that to me, would you bud? Asks Hicca.
I didn't think so said Hicca.
Come on. If it was going to happen to anyone, it's gonna be Snotlout. I mean, none of us have to worry. Right? What smells so good? Said Asher.
You're giving Meatlug a rubdown? Asks Hicca.
Yeah. With her favorite lingonberry oil. Just letting her know she's appreciated said Fishlegs.
Scene change
Primal instincts, Thor's butt said Snotlout.
My primal instinct is to get my dragon back said Snotlout
Hi, Girl Hookfang said Snotlout.
I see, you already got my boy bringing dinner for you said Snotlout.
Big step. Alright, relax said Snotlout.
I just wanted to come over and say hello said Snotlout.
Maybe bring a little dessert for you? Said Snotlout.
I've got something very special said Snotlout.
What? You don't like eel? Asks Snotlout.
Oops. If I were you, I'd fly away and never look back said Snotlout.
A little help here said Snotlout.
I have had enough of you, Hookfang It's time to choose, her or me said Snotlout.
Scene change
Any luck with Hookfang? Asks Hicca.
You give a dragon the best years of your life and then pfft it's over said Snotlout.
You want more bauxite, girl? Asks Fishlegs.
Classic romantic comedy paradigm. Boy gets dragon, boy loses dragon, dragon falls asleep, boy eats, boy falls asleep, dragon eats said Tuffnut.
Oh! Gets me every time said Ruffnut.
I give up said Snotlout.
If being with her makes Hookfang happy, I guess I should be happy for him, too.
Ugh. If you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to go lay down for a few weeks said Snotlout.
Wow. It's really not like Snotlout to give up this easily said Hicca.
What can he do? Asks Tuffnut.
Hookfang hath forsaken him said Tuffnut.
I, too, would be depressed, if Barf and Belch forsook-ed me said Tuffnut.
And if I forsaked thee? Asks Ruffnut.
Eh. That wouldn't bother me said Tuffnut.
We've gotta get him back in the saddle right away said Hicca,
That means we've got some work to do said Hicca.
In the morning
What's this? Asks Snotlout.
We stayed up all night wrangling some new dragons said Hicca.
We figured, maybe with Hookfang going, whatever he's going through, this might help said Hicca.
Guys, I don't know what to say said Snotlout.
Thank Thor said, Asher.
Except that you wasted your time said Snotlout.
Oh, come on, Snotlout, at least try them out said Hicca.
As awesome as Hookfire, Fangmaster, and Hook Blazefang are and I named them all already said Snotlout.
I can't look at them and not think of Hookfang said Snotlout.
Another cruel twist said Tuffnut.
Snotlout rejects the new suitors said Tuffnut.
Begone, pretenders, and never return said Tuffnut.
I hast forsookenst thou said Tuffnut.
Snotlout, I know you're hurting, but we need you up there with us said Hicca.
Dagur's out there looking for us said, Asher.
We can't be down a rider said, Asher.
What if you tried riding a different kind of dragon? Asks Fishlegs.
I don't know. Maybe said Snotlout.
Yeah said Hicca.
There you go said Hicca.
How about a Nadder? Uh, Astrid? Said Hicca.
He doesn't want to ride Stormfly again. He's already said, Asher.
Too small, too slow, two heads said Snotlout
Okay. You don't like any of these dragons said Hicca.
So maybe we try some new ones said Hicca.
A Thunderdrum or a Timberjack? Said Hicca.
Or how about said Hicca.
Listen, guys, I don't want to come off as thankful or anything, but you taught me a lesson today by offering me your inferior dragons said Snotlout.
What are you saying? Asks Hicca.
I'm saying that if I can't fly Hookfang, I don't want to fly any dragon said Snotlout.
How can you be a dragon rider and not ride a dragon? Asks Asher.
You were always the smart one, Asher said Snotlout.
Wait a minute, you're said Hicca.
Quitting, that's right said Snotlout.
I shall be a dragon rider no more said Snotlout.
What? Said Asher.
Time to call in the understudy said Tuffnut.
Hey Fishlegs, how's your Snotlout? Asks Ruffnut.
Oh, come on Snotlout, you're just hurting now, that's all said Hicca.
Give it some time said Hicca.
No, Hicca, my mind is made up said Snotlout.
I'm going to say goodbye to Hookfang, and then sail back to Berk for good said Snotlout.
It's over said Snotlout.
Scene change
Hello, Hookfang? Girl Hookfang? Said Snotlout.
I've come to say goodbye said Snotlout.
Hookfang? Said Snotlout.
What did you do to him? Asks Snotlout.
I knew you were bad news said Snotlout.
Make your move, she-devil said Snotlout.
Eggs? What's going on here? Asks Snotlout
A Titan Wing Monstrous Nightmare? Said Snotlout.
Come on! Could this get any worse? Asks Snotlout.
Whoa. I'd stay away from that guy. Said Snotlout.
Hookfang! What are you doing? Asks Snotlout.
I don't know why I'm doing this, but here goes nothing said Snotlout.
You want Hookfang's girlfriend, you got to go through said Snotlout.
The riders arrive
What are you guys doing here? Asks Snotlout.
Not that I'm complaining said Snotlout.
We came to convince you not to quit said Hicca
You wanna tell us what's going on here? Asks Asher.
It looks like two male dragons fighting over a female said Fishlegs.
Yeah, I've heard male Vikings do it too, but I've personally never seen it said Ruffnut.
But the Titan Wing heard the female's mating call, too and was drawn to it said Fishleg.s
Ah-ha! A love triangle said Tuffnut.
Wrong. Girl Hookfang has three eggs in that cave said Snotlout.
Hookfang has been helping her protect them from giant jerk dragon said Snotlout.
That wasn't a mating call Hookfang was answering, it was a distress call said Hicca.
Well, we taught him a lesson then said, Asher.
He won't be back said, Asher.
Yes, he will said Fishlegs.
They're probably the eggs of a rival said Fishlegs.
The Titan Wings won't give up until they're destroyed said Fishlegs.
So Hookfang didn't go feral after all? Asks Snotlout.
Apparently not said Fishlegs
He's trying to establish dominance over the Titan Wing so he'll leave the eggs alone. Wow said Fishlegs.
I knew it said Snotlout.
A true underdog story said Tuffnut.
Yes! The apex of dramaturgy said Ruffnut.
Ha! I'm proud of you, buddy. Girl Hookfang just became an honorary Jorgenson said Snotlout.
Oh, boy said Asher.
Uh, Hicca? Said Fishlegs.
Yeah? Said Hicca.
Remember what I said about the Titan Wing Monstrous Nightmare coming back? Asks Fishlegs.
Yeah? Said Hicca.
Well said Fishlegs.
Hookfang can't take on that Titan Wing alone said Hicca.
He won't be alone said Snotlout.
Neither will you said Asher/
We've gotta do this ourselves said Snotlout.
No way! That thing will tear you apart. Saddle up, everybody said Asher.
You heard Fishlegs. That Titan Wing will only stop if it's dominated by Hookfang said Snotlout.
He's right said Hicca.
But Hicca, look at that thing. It's said, Asher.
I know. Gigantic, scary, angry said Hicca.
Bloodthirsty said Tuffnut.
Thanks, Tuff said Hicca.
Sorry. Writer's embellishment said Tuffnut.
Get him, Snotlout! You guys can do this said Hicca.
Hey, be careful. He's pretty nasty said, Asher.
Whatever happens to us, promise me you'll protect those eggs said Snotlout.
We will said Hicca.
He's crazy said, Asher.
He's Snotlout said Hicca.
True said, Asher.
Snotlout and Hookfang fight with the Titan Wing.
Nice move said, Asher.
Hookfang's smaller but he's more maneuverable said Fishlegs.
The climax approaches said Tuffnut.
This is gonna hurt! Way to go, Girl Hookfang! I always did like you. Okay, Hookfang, time to play Beat the Dome said Snotlout.
Beat the Dome? That's his great idea? Asks Asher.
Whoa, whoa. Snotlout's never beaten the dome said Fishlegs.
You're right, he hasn't. Okay, Asher, Tuff, Ruff, you're with me. Fishlegs, stay with Girl Hookfang and defend the eggs said Hicca.
Scene change
All right, keep coming, keep coming, keep coming. Woo-hoo! Oh, you couldn't make that turn? Man, you're gonna hate this said Snotlout.
At the Edge
Start the dome, now said Hicca.
Yes, they got it! Oh, no said Snotlout.
They didn't make it said Asher,
Got you! Ha! Great shot, Hookfang said Snotlout.
Hookfang's using the Titan Wing's size against him said Hicca.
He's trying to wear it down said, Asher.
Quick, open the dome said Hicca.
Now, that's what I call domination. Boom! You tell him, Fangster said Snotlout.
At Girl Hookfang's cave
Guys, look. They hatched said Fishlegs.
And to think I saved them. Okay, okay! We saved them. We saved them. Snotlout, Hookfang! Oi! Oi! Oi said Snotlout.
I know said Tuffnut.
Uh, what's wrong with you two? Asks Hicca.
Nothing said Ruffnut.
You just don't see enough happy endings these days. Snotlout! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi said Tuffnut.