Well, this is the first time in two weeks that I haven't had a project due immediately within the next day. Of course, there is one in two days… but details, details. Either way, some updates. I'm currently binge listening to the 'Dear Evan Hansen' soundtrack and I blame Thomas Sanders, whom I finally subscribed to. Oh, and I'm starting to question whether I should change my major. I always thought being an Accountant would be the best for me… but now I'm not so sure. My mom suggested becoming an Editor and… now the idea won't leave me alone. Hm…

Anyways, thank you to Momochan77, queenglitch, Stolyint, starrat, omegafan101, and AmbertheCat for your reviews! I can't believe so many people love my character as much as they say. Being compared to the actual show is incredible and I'm so thankful to everyone who reads my work! I hope to keep entertaining you all!

Disclaimer: I don't own the original OHSHC.

Ouran Theater of Love

Suoh Family Story

"Welcome to our happy family!" Tamaki smiled broadly and gestured outwards to the readers, holding an omiyage in his hands like he'd always wanted to do, "I am the family's great pillar and patriarch, Tamaki! In case that wasn't clear by the suit!"

Flipping his bangs out of his eyes, he turned around and shouted through the small house, "Haruhi~ Come out here and introduce yourself!"

From the back corner, a small brunette girl peeked out of the kitchen, "I'm making dinner."

"It can wait! You're almost done, right?"

Sighing, the girl set the ladle in her hands down on the counter and walked out into the sitting room, wiping her hands on her apron, which Tamaki had insisted on, "Hi, I guess. I'm Haruhi, the only daughter in this family and elected housekeeper, which is kinda sexist-"

"And we're the keepers of fun and joy, the only sons!" Hikaru and Kaoru jumped beside the brunette, hugging her quickly and rubbing their cheeks against her temples. Haruhi made a disgruntled sound and tried to shove her 'brother's' off, to little success. It wasn't until a taller brunette walked out of the kitchen as well, her long hair tied up in a messy bun, that was paired up nicely with her black tank-top and black and green yoga pants.

She smiled softly at the scene before shaking her head, "Okay, boys, why don't you go set the table? Dinner's almost ready."

"Aww..." The twins grumbled a little, but trudged away. Haruhi sighed and smiled at the other girl before hurrying back into the kitchen. The tall girl watched her go before spotting the readers over her shoulder, "Oh! Hi there!"

She turned around to face them completely, lifting a hand in greeting and smiling a little wider, "I'm Jin, the Aunt. On Tamaki's side."

Haruhi poked her head out of the kitchen while the twins glanced at her from the table. Hikaru raised an eyebrow, "Really?"

"Yeah. I refuse to be related to Kyoya." The girl suddenly looked back at the readers, her eyes widening in confusion. She wasn't sure why, but they had all simultaneously started laughing out loud. She hadn't thought that line was that funny...

Off to the side, Kyoya was glaring daggers at the brunette still in the sitting room before clearing his throat and lifting the family's budget ledger, gesturing for the camera to move over to him. He smiled pleasantly at the readers, a few still giggling, even closing his eyes for effect, "And I'm Kyoya, the Mother. I'm in charge of the family's finances."

"We are poor… but happy!" Tamaki concluded as he and the others sat down at a small table, beginning to munch at the even smaller meal. Well, all except for Kyoya. He was lounging in the sitting room still, perched on a lavishly decorated couch beneath a dazzling chandelier, glass of champagne in his hand. Jin glared at the back of his head before returning to the meal.

Okay, this is super short. I knew it would be short. But I did not anticipate just how short. Damn.

If you liked this, despite it's shortness, please favorite or follow or review… if you can find something within this short thing to review about. The shortness of this bit is really getting to me, have you noticed?

See you next chapter!