Well. We are back here again. Hope this will be enjoyable.
Chapter 5
"Freaky Twins"
Who knows how many days have passed. That damned message was on about 900 pages that now had to be rewritten. He doesn't even know how long it was going, only thing Lucifugus knew is that he can't let it happen again. But finally he corrected all of those pages. Of course several brave Pens had to give their lives for this to be accomplished. Lucifugus will always remember the moment he forgot their names if they had any. But his favorite one also get to live so maybe he will remember.
"My lord." Pen spoke up finally
"Yes Pen? Am I actually writing another weird sentence over and over again that needs to be "corrected" (good lord, he would give his non-existent soul for some Evil Bourbon)
"No my lord, I was thinking lately-"
"I'm surprised your kind can even think... actually how can you think? Aren't Low Devils almost animalistic?" Lucifugus asked him. It was bugging him for a while in a way that didn't allow him to know what it was.
The worst kind
"Well my Lord the more of my brain has been scrambled the more aware of everything I became." Pen tried to explain "Dunno what that means really..."
But for Lucifugus it seemed rather clear.
"Seems like stupidity is engraved in your very minds..." As strange as this clear thing was "What was your previous question?"
"Well I was thinking about what you told me about That bitch and I though if you two had something-"
Suddenly Pen was squished and brought to Lucifugus's eyes that are now flaming with spite, bitterness and anger (actually they didn't change that much)
Squash him. You will find a new one. Kill it!
"Say anything like that again and I'll scramble last remaining pieces of your brain and leave out only the pieces that register pain!" Lucifugus threatened him
"I...I see my Lord... you are right of course... how stupid of me.. hehe..." Pen was pretty nervous now or at least he seemed to be "Let me correct my question..."
"Choose your words carefully..!" Lucifugus said as he eased up his grip a bit
"*gulp* I thought my Lord if you had any positive relations with females..." Pen said with a small smile on his face
"...Really?" Lucifugus was not amused obviously "You ask about THAT?"
"How's your sex life my Lord?" Pen asked cheerfully
*squish*
Lucifugus didn't appreciate the jest and squished Pen so much that his eyeballs were on the verge of popping out of his skull.
"One more infuriating sentence..." Lucifugus threatened him
Lucifugus's hand slightly relaxed allowing pen to breathe and recover.
"*GASP* I'm SORRY! I just wanted to lighten up the mood!" Pen said to him, strangely enough it seemed that he was more upset than in pain as if he regrets upsetting Lucifugus "But I do wonder about that... maybe you need a woman in your life my lord..."
"Ugh." Truly it was terrible topic for conversation. We are not thankful Low Pen "If you need to know there WAS one time I had a close encounter with a certain one..."
"How was it my lord?" Pen eagerly asked
"Horrible."
Terrible
"Oh..."
"Let me explain..." Lucifugus took a deep breath. The memory slowly awakened and he looked into the past "While I was spreading some more laws with the Creep at my side on the first level I had another meeting with Supreme Devils there. Rather odd bunch. Twins to be exact. I believe one Supreme split himself in 2 as a answer to some other Supreme challenging him (or her) to do it. Never bothered talking with them for more than a minute and how much I wish I never did. I heard all kinds of strange things about them, how one lures in small Low Devils to their lair only for both of them to brutally crush all their hopes for some happiness in this shithole. But the sister, oh she is quite a lovely sight, I swear the things I wanted to do to her..."
"My lord" Uncomfortable topic for his innocent ears
"Ah yes." Back on track casanova "So I went to meet them. Give a new law that forbid throwing Low Devils at the doors due to the annoying body part rains and permanent loss of possible meat shields. And then the weird part begun."
Back in the past. On the first level
In all of Underworld truly no other level could be better describes as "shithole" a place full of pathetic Devils fighting for scraps. A wild place where no one bothers to go to anymore. A sad, dull wasteland full of sad and dull Devil lingering in this abandoned realm. What even is the point of this place anymore? Setting the mood for what's to come next? Maybe. Then again. No one bothers with this place. There is nothing here and never will be. Such is the 1st level. The only interesting part were Overlords of this place. Naamah and Lilith who right now had a new Devil to torment.
Naamah held a small twerp in his right hand. The audacity on this imp, he just crushed right into lovely pillows of his sweet, innocent sister like a horribly uncivilized deviant. Now he was biting on his hand which was amusing in ALL the right ways.
"You have quite a mouth on you..." Naamah said in probably the most sexual way imaginable "But that will not save you from punishment of defiling my sweet Lilith."
"I WILL BITE OFF THAT HAND OF YOURS YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE!" Little guy screamed at Naamah. It was almost adorable.
Naamah got quite angry at this little Devil's insult and so he quickly grabbed the twerp with his left hand. Previously he wanted to shove it right up this little twerp's... insides... but now change of plans has occurred. A new punishment must be done.
"First you touch my sister like that and now you insult ME!?" How dare he, not like he could possibly deserve it "Well you got the balls on you, I give you that..."
"Fuck you." Twerp tries to fight back. To no avail. "That bitch shoved herself on ME! I swear I will split BOTH OF YOUR HEADS OFF!"
"Oh my, can you believe it Lilith?" Naamah turned his head towards his dear sister who up until now was watching this quite pathetic struggle.
"I really can't Naamah." She answered in a tone that was both seductive and joking "What type of woman do you think I am DWARF. If I truly did shoved myself on you trust me. You would be a broken mess right now." She said as she licked her lips.
"Too bad the only mess he will become is a mess of body parts after our little game of Javelin.." Naamah stated with tones of excitement.
"What?" And those words quickly made the Twerp stop in place as he watched the glee on Naamah's face. "(Fuck)"
"Prepare yourself honey..."
And Naamah steadies himself and throws the Low Trash at the door with all his might. He flies quite nicely he is just about to smash on the door, but then he hears familiar voice.
"What in the hundred pages of my Law Book is going on here?" The voice asked them
Naamah quickly turns to see Lucifugus with Space Creep on his right side holding big pile of papers.
"Oh we were just..."
"I don't care, here is a bunch of new laws." Lucifugus said as he gave Naamah some paper sheets from Creeps hands "No more throwing Devils at the Doors... wait what did you throw there?"
"Uhh, nothing, absolutely nothing!" A weak lie "Just some rocks to release my frustration."
Naamah said, expecting a rain of body parts to spoil this little lie, but to his and Lilith's surprise none came. Maybe his throw was a little off and the Twerp missed. But that's good for him, at least he wont have to split himself up to deal with Bitter Lucy's screams and maybe he can fin the Twerp later.
"Judging by your arm I expected you to have other ways of doing that, but..."
Lucifugus looks at Lilith. Really hot as always with nice icing on this cake that is her magic. For that joke suicide is in order don't you think? The things he would do to her, but he never had the bravery to really ask her, but maybe, just maybe, this is the time. The one time he wont fuck up, the one time something will go right, the ONE time..!
"Something wrong Bitter Lucy?" Lilith asked Lucifugus as he was staring at her for several seconds now
"Wh..No...I mean.. wait what did you call me...? You know what nevermind. There is ONE more important law I need to announce. (YES! my time to strike!)"
Don't do this
"Yes?" Lilith asked with anticipation
"By my decree it shall be known far and wide that the ones of most beautiful appearance and coldness matched only by my heart shall be the ones that have to warm this cold heart of mine with burning passion..."
Sometimes I truly, truly hate you
Present
"Oh fuck off it wasn't that bad!" Lucifugus answered
"I don't think it was that bad my Lord..." Pen answered, he seemed confused.
"What?" Lucifugus was no different. Also it was probably the first time he heard a hint of a lie in Pen's voice.
"Who were you talking to?" Pen asked. He seemed concerned
"No one. Let's move on from this"
The embarrassing past
"You are serious?" Lilith asked. She seemed at loss of words
"Well I..." You can still back off "YES!"
Dammit
"Okay. TAKE ME!" Lilith said and spread her arms out
"Wow. Did you really..? Well that was easier than I expected.." Too easy
"In fact TAKE ME RIGHT HERE!"
"Well I would gladl... what?" That was the first red flag for Lucifugus
For me it was 10th one
"Oh YES!"
Lilith rushed towards him and started touching him all over his body... and then Naamah rushed up to him too...
"Lets burn this realm with HOT passion!" Lilith said maniacally as she started touching Lucifugus in.. less appropriate places
"OH WE WILL DEAR SISTER!" Naamah joined in as well for some reason
"Wh..WHAT!?" And Lucifugus was now scared and tried to back off
Then both of them started touching his horns
"Your HORNS! LETS US SIT ON THEM! LET US FEEL THEM INSIDE AS THEY RAVAGE US!" Lilith said. Lucifugus felt his horns getting colder somehow
"OH YES! LET ME AND MY SISTER CUT THEM OFF AND DO THAT WHILE WE MAKE OUT ON TOP OF THEM!" Naamah said as he started burning them
"AND THEN WE WILL FUSE AND FEEL THEM TEARING THROUGH OUR BODIES AND THEN BOTH OF US WILL MAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL OF ACTS!" Now both of them screamed in unison
"...What?" There was defeat and despair in Lucifugus's voice now
At that both of them stopped for a moment, looking confused...
"Oh?" They seem to actually understand how uncomfortable and weird this situation was for-
"OH! MAYBE YOU WANT US TO RAVAGE YOU! OH THE THINGS WE WILL DO TO YOU, YOU MAGNIFICENT FREAK!" Or maybe not
"WHAT!?" Lucifugus screamed again
"WHY DO YOU THINK BOTH OF US HAVE HANDS SO LARGE!?" They said as they showed him their large hands...
...
...
At that moment Lucifugus had enough. He released his power and pushed those horrible freaks as far away from him as possible...
"NO! DON'T DO THAT! WE WILL BE CRIMINALS THEN! UNLESS THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE INTO!" Both of them started screaming as they rushed towards him
And Lucifugus decided that tactical retreat is the most logical course of action and ran towards the creep that was watching and listening to this entire horrid display of debauchery with seemingly no interest with those fucking papers in his hands. Fucking creepy.
"TAKE US AWAY! TAKE US AWAY RIGHT NOW I BEG YOU!" Lucifugus was shaking Creep by his horns. Some papers almost fell off, but Creep made sure they wouldn't.
Then Creep nodded and Portal was opened.
"LUCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" And Naamah and Lilith jumped after him
He quickly jumped into the portal with Creep and portal closed before they could jump in. Twins just hit the ground...
"OOOOHHH! That's YOUR fault Naamah! Clearly he wasn't into you!" Lilith quickly blamed him as she got her head up from the ground.
"My fault!?" Naamah answered as his head got up from the ground too "You are the one that started talking about those horns... Ludicrous idea..."
"You seemed to like it a few moments ago!" Lilith answered
"Ugh... Why does this ALWAYS happen. First little Ziggy, now him... Devils these days..." Naamah couldn't understand it
"Ah, I miss little Ziggy, he had his way with words.." Lilith got lost in thoughts
"He sure did Lilith..." Naamah answered and he also started day dreaming
...
"Wanna find a Low one to ravage Naamah?" Lilith asked after a minute of soul searching
"Of course I do Lilith!" Naamah answered happily as both of them got up.
And then went back into the depths of 1st level. Bringing despair onto Low ones once again.
In the another level
"HOLY SHIT! NEVER going back there..." Lucifugus stated as he had trouble breathing
"Agreed." Creep answered in a monotone... wait
"..! Wait did you just.. talk?" Lucifugus was now deeply confused
And Creep didn't answer that day
"OH NO! YOU ARE NOT LEAVING ME WITH THAT BOMBSHELL YOU SON OF A...!"
Back to the present
"And that's the story." Lucifugus said. He seemed very exhausted by this whole endeavor.
"Wow... that was awful..." Pen couldn't stop his honesty
For once we agree
"Trust me, it was worse."
Way worse
"I have two questions though..."
"Hmm?" Another set of questions
"How did you know the parts you weren't there for?" Good question
"I don't know. Maybe I added them or not. They just felt right... at this point I can't stop questioning everything..." Lucifugus said, he seemed to be lost again "And you make me realize that I have to question even more..."
"Oh...I'm sorry..." Pen seemed to be hurt
"Don't be..." Lucifugus answered, he didn't have energy to care "Your second question..."
"So you can travel between levels with Space Lord?"
"Yes." Lucifugus answered as if it was obvious.
"But how does that work? Aren't we locked to certain levels...?" And so 2 more questions were born
"Ugh, that means I have to explain HIM... it's uncomfortable... besides, don't you remember how you got here?" Lucifugus didn't want to continue
"Actually no. I forgot after you scrambled most of my brain so now I just stay here when you tell us to go away..." Pen answered in such a non caring voice about something so sad.
"Oh... (Sweet, now I feel like even more of an ass)..." Why? Why would you? There is nothing to be ashamed of here! "Well I guess I can explain HIM... I... think..."
TBC in Chapter 6 "Space Creep".
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