Note: Chapter 2, babyyyyy! For anyone new, I like to upload on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays, though it can vary a day or so depending on my ideas. Quuck uploads are important, otherwise I'd lose the whole story.

Also, it's review time!:

A follower (Guest): Although this is a request, I have always wanted a good Avengers/ TFP crossover. There a few good ones, but they're either a little dry (in my opinion) or not completed. Also, you've come to the right place. I don't want to make it about him here, but Bee is my favorite Transformer.

(Shameless plug): My other story is fully complete and follows Bee as a Con. Book 2 after this is done. (Not a review)

Game-Watch: Glad you're interested. Hope you like it! (This was a review)

We see some Avenger action. I'm very sorry if they're not completely in character. It's not my forte, but I'll do my best.

I think I said I don't anything last time.

Enjoy!

"But I went to college!"

"For this, you don't need college!"

They watched as a two men covered in mud continued to fight in the brawl. It was a free-for-all fight, but the Indian kept rambling on about "good party" but "no whiskey". All the punches we're obviously fake, but it did have some humor to it.

"Why are we here again?" Arcee asked Jack.

Jack, who was sitting on Arcee's alt-mode, replied, "One of the best ways to learn about Earth is to see the media. Movies, as awful as this one is, are a good source of culture."

"So, it's part of human culture for them to participate in muddy fights like this?" Bulkhead asked.

"This is an old movie," Miko said. "There are more movies today with better fights, but this is what you get with a drive-in theater that decided to switch out its monster feature last minute!" she whisper-yelled at the end.

"My parents like to watch this movie," Raf said glumly. "I find it rather boring."

"Ditto," Smokescreen jumped in.

(Are you kidding? Cowboy movies are the best! Especially if it's a John Wayne movie!) Bumblebee beeped through his stereo so the other movie-goers couldn't hear him.

Raf translated for Jack and Miko. "He says he likes cowboy movies with John Wayne in them. I didn't know you liked Westerns, Bee."

"I still like Chuck Norris better," Miko said.

"Who's Chuck Norris?" Smokescreen asked.

"Let's go back to base now and I'll show you," Miko said.

(Come on! This one's my favorite!) Bumblebee buzzed excitedly.

"Bee says he'd rather stay," Raf translated.

"I agree. The mud brawl was cool to watch," Bulkhead said.

"Not you too, Bulk!" Miko cried out.

"And look at this part with the robot. It almost looks Cybertronian," Arcee commented.

(Hey! That's not part of the movie!) Bee whirred.

An orange and silver mech appeared on screen. He was in a dark room, his yellow optics glowing like a predator's. :People of Earth. You are not alone in this universe. Your world is now under the sovereignty of Quintessa, esteemed Empress of the Quintesson empire. It is now your turn to bow before the great Empress and provide for her empire.:

:Ratchet to Arcee, Bulkhead, Snokescreen and Bumblebee. Get back to base; we have a situation.:

:Does it have anything to do with a 'Quintessa'?: Arcee asked over the comms as she and the others raced back to base.

:How did you know?:

The femme looked back at the orange mech on screen through her sideview mirror. :Call it a hunch.:

x x x x x

"Why are we here again?" Steve asked as he sat down on of the easy chairs in Tony's lounge.

"We're the Avengers," Tony said as if it explained everything.

"We know. But why are we here now?"

"As someone who had a long transit from Madagascar, I'd like to know as well," Bruce said.

"I guarantee you it's not farther than Asgard," Thor said.

"I have important things to do, so let's make this quick, " Clint said, flopping down in one of the chairs.

"Spill, Tony," Natasha said.

Tony clapped his hands together and rubbed them excitedly. "Today, my fellow Avengers, is officially our first annual meeting to stay in the know of Earth's happenings." No one was excited.

"Tony, we live on Earth. We already know what happens on it," Steve said.

"Well, I figure the green giant would be somewhere too remote for internet, and blondie wouldn't even get our news, so here we are! Jarvis, pull up current events."

"The London Olympics have recently started," Jarvis stated.

"I wish Simone Biles was old enough to enter. She's really good at gymnastics," Natasha said.

"You follow gymnastics?" Clint asked.

"Very agile sport. Very useful skill."

"I prefer archery. At least the US got silver in the Team Fita 70m."

"They were cancelled during World War II. All the people are new now anyway," Steve said.

"I never watched the Olympics. I like Nova Presents better," Bruce said.

"So this 'Olympics' is a world-wide competition to determine skill and strength?" Thor asked.

"Pretty much," Bruce answered.

"Do they have pegasus riding?"

"Um. Flying horses don't exist, Thor," Clint said.

"Not on your world, they don't. The feed here is too bland. They prefer golden oats and apples," Thor said.

Tony shrugged. "You learn something new everyday. What else is happening Jarvis?"

Instead of a current event headline, the screen glitched and showed an orange and silver mech.

:People of Earth.:

"I don't think that's Jarvis," Natasha said.

:You are not alone in this universe.:

"Thank you, Captain Obvious," Tony remarked.

:Your world is now under the sovereignty of Quintessa, esteemed Empress of the Quintesson empire.:

"This is not good," they heard Thor mutter.

:It is now your turn to bow before the great Empress and provide for her empire.:

"What's not good?" Bruce asked.

"That psycho has been trying to take over the universe for millennia. She's known as the Great Deceiver and has a grudge against Cybertronians, the only beings who were to defeat her. Twice," Thor told them.

"Sir, our satellites have detected a ship entering the atmosphere," Jarvis said.

"Do you have a visual?" Tony asked. The AI pulled up an image of the descending ship. On the side was a symbol that looked like a halo with six prongs and a blue sun in the middle, this one with three points.

"A scout ship. They'll be sending more to take over your world," Thor said.

"Then let's go kick some more alien ass."

"Language."

"Really, Stripes?"

"It's a preference, Tony."

"We won't have preferences if that lady enslaves us all," Bruce said.

"Hear hear," Thor said.

"Jarvis, send the coordinates to the Quinjet. It's time to save the world again."

Note: Bee liking cowboy movies comes from RID (I've always seen 2015 after it. Is there another RID?).

Those lines at the top come from McLintock (Which really is my favorite movie. John Wayne for the win!). I don't own that.

I did a little research into the 2012 Olympics. I hope they happened after The Avengers came out. If not, please excuse me; I did say a little research. I obviously don't own that. I don't think anyone does.

Also, I figure Thor would know a good deal about Cybertronians and stuff, being a space god.

I already have plans in mind, but who do you think should be paired with who? These are my choices:

Thor Odinson - Bumblebee (Because it's in my head for Thor to be a model for Bee, next to Optimus, of course.)

Natasha Romanoff - Arcee (Females, sure, but kick but and a little lonely)

Clint Barton - Smokescreen (No reason really. Unless you want to give em a secret)

Bruce Banner - Bulkhead (Big green wrecking balls, sure, but kind on the inside)

Tony Stark - Ratchet (Inventors, can be a little uncaring)

Steve Rogers - Optimus (leaders, seen a lot of war)

But I'm open to your suggestions!

Another thing you should know: I talk too much. I'll shut up now.

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