*writing help from my brother*
*tried to town down the edge a little bit because damn that shit was getting morbid, don't worry we're not entirely scrapping the plot, we're just taking ourselves a little less seriously*
(cut to mojo relaxing and taking a nap on his chair for a few seconds snoring peacefully)
(until a loud annoying squeaky voice interrupts him waking him up wide eyed causing him to screaming)
?:ALL DONE SIR!
(have the camera pan over to reveal the squeaky voiced teenager who ran the awesome resort hotel)
Guy:YOU'RE FIVE STAR ACCOMMODATIONS ARE ALL SET UP!
Mojo:Very well salve, take me to them immediately!
(show the guy lead mojo outside his base at night)
Mojo:wait, why are we outside!
(show him lead him to an old dirty looking outhouse)
Mojo:WHA-, WHAT IS THIS?!
Guy:DON'T YOU LOVE IT?!
Mojo:IT'S..., IT'S..., IT'S…
Guy:ONLY THE BEST FOR OUR NEW WORLD LEADER!
Guy:HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU INSIDE YOUR HUMBLE ABODE!
(show him drag him into the dirty outhouse as he's clawing at the grass for escape to show a toilet full of shitty water and a small ironing table held together with duct tape and nails on its last legs about to break down)
Guy:AND HERE IS YOUR TV SIR!
(show him drop an old cracked screen box tv into the shitty water splashing it all over the "room")
Guy:OOPS
Mojo:can i at least get a new one
Guy:no only one tv
Mojo: you mean one tv per person?
Guy:no you only have 15 minutes before i pass it to another customer
Mojo:WHAT?!
Guy:but we do have our exclusive extra time deal!
Mojo:THEN I'LL HAVE THAT THEN!
Guy: Okay That'll Be 100 dollars per minute
Mojo: What, i'll just bring my own tv
Guy:NO OUTSIDE EQUIPMENT ALOUD!
Mojo:BUT THIS IS MY LAYER, THIS ISN'T EVEN A HOTEL, WHAT CUSTOMERS ARE YOU EVEN GONNA PASS THIS TELEVISION ON TO!
Guy: THIS IS A HOTEL SIR!
Mojo:WHAT, THIS IS MY EVIL LAIR!
Guy:NO IT'S NOT SIR, DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL SECURITY ON YOU!
Mojo:WHA-
(show the tennager pull out a walkie talkie)
Guy:SECURITY WE HAVE A CODE 10, 4 IN HERE, YEAH, UH-HUH, A RAGING KAREN, THAT'S RIGHT!
(show a bunch of big buff guards burst into the room breaking down the door and grab mojo)
Mojo:HEY, GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!
(cut to an outside view of his evil layer as the guards are struggling to hold him as mojo is screaming and thrashing his body around)
Mojo:WHAT ARE YOU DOING, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, THIS IS MY EVIL LAIR!
(show them throw mojo out of the layer and onto the stairs in front of it)
(show mojo dust himself up and look up at his evil base to see a fabric sign get lowered onto it pulled down by ropes by two guards)
(have the sign say "AWESOME RESORT HOTEL 2.0")
(show the guy walk out)
Guy:WAIT, NONO, THIS IS ALL WRONG, WE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE!
(show mojo smile hopefully)
Guy:THE LETTERING ON THIS SIGN IS ALL WRONG, here let me fix it
(show mojo's face then go back to an angry rage filled scowl)
(show the guy walk up a latter next to the sign and pull out a sharpy and cross out the letters "A, W, E, R, E, S, O, R, T, O, T" making the sign now read as "SOME HEL 2.0")
(show the guy dusting off his hands as he says)
Guy:Much better!
Guy:We're done here!
(show the guards walk inside mojo's base I MEAN "Awesome Resort Hotel 2.0.™" with the guard behind them)
(show mojo get up angry and stomp towards the teenager with his raygun out about to fire it)
(show him run up only for the door to slam shut behind the guy right in mojo's face leaving mojo wide eyed)
(show the now charged up laser beam hit the door and bounce off of it hitting mojo in the eye)
Mojo: OW MY EYE!
(cut to the teenager now inside the base with alf looking at him)
(show them exchange nods)
A.L.F.:Sweaty Meat!
Guy:Alf!
Guy:You're Room Is Ready!
A.L.F.:MY ROOM, OH BOY!
(cut to them inside the outhouse from before)
Guy:And Here's Your Tv!
(show the guy drop the T.V. into the toilet)
Guy:It's in the toilet for maximum efficiency!
A.L.F.:FINALLY, A PLACE THAT UNDERSTANDS MY NEEDS!
Guy: you get it for fifteen minutes, pass it on to the next customer!
A.L.F:FIFTEEN MINUTES, THAT'S WAY LONGER THAN WILLIE EVER LET ME USE THE T.V. FOR BACK HOME, I wonder where he is...
Guy:AND THE FUZE BOX TO RUN IT!
(show the guy drop down a handful of potatoes)
(show him plug the now shit soaked tv plug into the potato and show it sparking and start shooting lightning everywhere)
(show alf duck wide eyed)
A.L.F:just one question.
Guy:yeah?
A.L.F.: Can I eat some of the potatoes?
Guy:Sure!
(show the guy leave the outhouse)
(cut to him walking over to mojo's thrown)
(show him sit on it)
Guy:AH, A THROWN FIT FOR A KI- (show a text to speech voice abruptly interrupt him saying "manager")
(have the camera pan below the the throne to show a bunch of metal pipes and then pan past more and more floors being remodeled as hotel rooms *crappily might i add* to show the slave labor camps from the previous chapter)
(show a bunch of metal robot guards pushing a line up of citizen slaves around with metal spheres as they look scared)
(have the camera zoom past them to show Willie and Kate mining cole)
Willie:how did it come to this, just the other day everything seemed fine, and then all of a sudden this all happened
Kate:yeah, this is horrible, i just don't, i don't, i can-
(show Kate break down crying with willie patting her on the back)
Willie:Kate, don't worry, it'll be okay, remember, those superheroes, I'm sure they'll put an end to all this!
Kate:really?
Willie:you can count on it!
(cut to a show of the powerpuff girls in their cells)
(show blossom hearing muffled screaming and sawblade sounds from the next cell over)
(show her wince)
Blossom: we-, we failed, we failed everyone, the town, the world, the professor, it's all our fault (sad)
Buttercup:I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE, HE THINKS HE CAN GO AROUND AND DO THIS TO US, TO EVERYONE, WE'RE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS, IF HE THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS THEN HE'S WRONG, DEAD WRONG!
Blossom:HE ALREADY HAS BUTTERCUP!
(show blossom sadly look down)
Blossom:he's finally done it, he's achieved his goal, he's won… (sad)
(show tears forming up in blossom's eyes)
Buttercup:I DON'T CARE IF HE THINKS HE'S WON, WE CAN STILL KICK HIS BUTT!
Blossom: it's pointless buttercup, he's already taken everything over, he's taken everyone he can prisoner, he's drained us of our powers, THERE, IS, NO, POINT!
Buttercup: I DON'T CARE, HE'LL PAY FOR THIS, FOR EVERYTHING HE'S DONE, WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'LL-
Blossom:DO WHAT BUTTERCUP, EVEN IF YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO GET OUT YOU'LL BE POWERLESS, AWAITING A WORSE FAIT OUT THERE THEN YOU COULD EVER HAVE HAD IN HERE, YOU COULDN'T EVEN HARM HIM, YOU WOULD HAVE NO POWERS, NO WAY OF ESCAPE, NO WAY OF FREEING EVERYONE, AND NO WAY OF FIXING EVERYTHING!
Buttercup:WELL I-, I'D-
(show buttercup look down thinking)
Blossom: face it buttercup, we've lost…
Buttercup:GRRR, IT'S ALL THAT STUPID CREATURE'S FAULT!
(show her kick her cell only for it to hurt her)
Buttercup:OWW!
(show buttercup look up and start screaming in anger)
Buttercup:AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHH!
(have the scream echo away as it fades to mojo trying to get back into his layer)
Mojo:HOW DARE THEY, THROW ME OUT OF MY OWN LAIR, THE NERVE OF THESE PEOPLE, DON'T THEY KNOW WHO I AM, I AM MOJO JOJO, A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH, AND I WILL DESTRO-
Guy:SIR NO LOITERING!
(show mojo look over shocked to see the teenaged manager guy thingy from before pointing to a sign saying "no loitering" while he's holding a hammer in his other hand)
Mojo:WHAT?!
Mojo:YOU AGAIN, GIVE ME BACK MY LAIR YO-
Guy: NO, I BOUGHT IT FROM YOU FAIR AND SQUIDWARD TENTACLES!
(show him hold out a contract signed "Mr. Sir Monkey Green Hand Down Pants Magee")
Mojo:WHAT, I DID NOT SIGN THAT!
Guy:OH YES YOU DID, I HAVE PROOF!
(show him hold out another contract saying "i signed this" in huge letters with a signature at the bottom saying "GREEN RAFIKI")
Mojo:WHAT?!
(show mojo rip up the contract)
(yells with his eyes closed pointing out his finger)
Mojo:LET ME IN MY LAIR YOU LOUSY-
(show him open up his eyes only to look confused with his finger still raised to see noone there and the shreds of the contract slowly falling towards the ground)
Mojo:WHERE DID HE GO?!
(show mojo look threw a window to see the teenager in a skinny bikini doing a summer salt into a giant swimming pool with a giant audience in the background on bleachers)
(show water splash all over the audience and show them clapping and cheering with some even whistling)
Mojo:MY MAXIMUM INDOOR EVIL LAYER SWIMMING POOL! (Worried)
(show a guard walk up to the window and look at mojo angrily)
(show him shake his head at him disappointed and close the blinds on the window)
(show mojo's face go red)
Mojo:GRRR!
(show mojo beating on his chest and making angry monkey sounds and hitting the ground angrily)
Guard:SIR, THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY GET OFF!
Mojo:PRIVATE, BUT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A "HOTEL"!
Guard:yeah well we just don't like you.
(show the guard throw mojo off of the volcano base as he flies *falls* towards the screen screaming)
(show mojo get up)
Mojo:C.u.r.s.e.s…
-TO BE CONTINUED-