As the hours progressed on, concerning the events of the DNC, Decency Nation Capital, led by Anna Nishikinomiya, The Gang plans to stop this DNC from taking EVERY city in the Moji Mikisa, and turning it into a forced rule of morality and a world free of pornography, sexual innuendo, and graphic debauchery. But just what is their motive for a clean utopia, free of lewdness and smut?

If you remember last time, The Gang reunites in East Townsend and thwarted the DNC's main army from obtaining the city. The Gang, alongside new members, Oscar Gooden and Reginald Hadigan the 3rd, escaped through the city, leaving Steven Cooke's master, Kenshiro, to protect the city, himself. So far, no word on East Townsend's status, and nothing yet on the DNC's next plan… but during a briefing on the DNC, a mysterious figure appeared from out of the blue.

However, days later, the woman mysteriously vanished to another part of New York. And while she left, Kajou, a member of DNC, appeared from across the building. She then looked up at the huge building, in which she states, "Ah, The Gang's new stomping grounds, other than their hideaway studio. Perfect to meet them, personally…"

She adjusted her glasses and crossed the street. She then approached the building and entered through the front door.

Before we begin this chapter, the building that The Gang is located in, during AAW Meetings, is the old ISIS building, once owned by Sterling Archer and his friends. After Archer and his friends left New York for Los Angeles, long after being kicked out of the CIA and blacklisted, The Gang (namely Scarlet Riley) purchased the old building, and made it into AAW-New York's Main Building. She is named Head of AAW-New York, while Kanaka Nanase departed to become Head of AAW-Los Angeles, under NEW Head of AAW, Big Colin Cassidy, whom he replaced Wade Barrett, during the two years, after ending his term.

Episode II – Chapter 1: Enter the Double Agent!
Ayame Kajou – CODENAME: Blue Snow

Kajou arrives at the main building's door, with Superball guarding the elevator. He said, as he halted her, "Halt! I'm sorry, ma'am. But I am authorized to not let anybody in. The Gang of AAW has just returned, recently. However, they are in an important meeting."

Kajou said, "It is alright. I don't suppose that I wish to speak to them, in a matter of an important emergency."

"You shall have to take it to Miss Riley. She's head of AAW-New York, ma'am."

"I see. Is there anyone else in AAW that I can speak to?"

"Actually, you'll have to head to AAW-Los Angeles. They have some top notch members, out there. I recommend here, ma'am. Top rate, powerful, reckless. I'm afraid no clearance is met for you, ma'am. Now, I advise for you to leave the building, without a proper appointment."

Kajou huffed and said, "Fine. I didn't want to come here, anyway. The place is a dump."

Superball instigated, "Granted, this is a dump. The former tenants made quite a mess, including shattered glass, month-old toast, dry blood, and ants. It's all fun and games, until you contract ants, ma'am."

She asked, in confusion, "Seriously? Who owned the building?"

"The CIA. Previously, before them, Malory Archer, who's currently on the run, after escaping Prison Island. Whereabouts unknown."

"Ah, okay. Also, are you some sort of robot?"

"No, ma'am. My codename's Superball. C-Squad agent in New York, though my role is mostly in Washington, as President Iizuka's Secret Service."

"Uh… SuperBall? As in…"

"I'm a bouncer. Secret Service humor."

"Ah, okay… I get it now. Anyway, this is a matter of principle. I wish to hire The Gang on an important and desperate mission."

"I shall notify Miss Riley for clearance. But I assure you, the chances of you welcoming into this building are doubtful."

Kajou sat down on the bench, as Superball went to his headset to inform Scarlet.

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In Scarlet's office, Scarlet got the call, as she said, "I see. What is her name? Uh-huh… Important? Hmm… Is it serious? Yes. I get it. Well, Agent Superball, I know your city is in crisis, but let me be frank. AND NO, DO NOT CALL ME FRANK! The Gang is untrustworthy, since the incident in Miyagami City, back in Season 5. Yes, I'm breaking the 4th wall, but the readers need to know, since it's been years, since their last fun adventure, leading to more serious adventures."

She instructed, "Send this woman in. And also, keep an eye on her. I fear what will happen, if they trust her. Right. Okay. Bye."

She hung up, as she read through the files of the DNC. She only learned of the names of Gouriki, Oboro, Anna, and others. But she is concerned that the entire world could fall to this evil pact.

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Minutes later, The Gang was sitting in the meeting room, as Superball called from the other side, "Sirs, Ma'ams, Special Agent Gooden, you have a visitor."

Steven nodded, as Farra said, "Great. Send her in."

Kajou suddenly appeared, as she said, "Shut the door."

The others gasped, as Steven barked, "DNC Scum…"

Heather snarled, "You…"

They prepared to fight, as Kajou yelled, "WHAT THE FUCK! I SAID SHUT THE DAMN DOOR!"

Scarlet yelled, "What's going on here?"

The Gang panicked, and played cool, as Kajou said, "Miss Scarlet Riley, correct? My name is Ayame Kajou, and I'm a special agent from Japan's National Diet."

"Ah, Japan's council. Alright."

"I wish to speak with your best… alone."

"Good luck with that." Scarlet teased, "These guys are the best we got… since all the best superheroes are currently unavailable, not in the mood, or cannot be shown, due to copyright issues."

Kajou said, "And that's your excuse?"

Scarlet said, as she shut the door, "Please, feel free to speak. And you guys… DON'T louse this up!"

The Gang sighed, "Yes, ma'am…"

She then asked, "Uh, where's Agent Hadigan?"

Mundy said, "Running fashionably late, again…"

Scarlet snubbed, "Figures."

She left the room, as Kajou removed her glasses, "Gah… Thank god, she's gone. Now I can ditch the nerd specs. I'm telling you, showing myself to you eight idiots is simpler than the Undertale cast in a massive orgy. You don't mind if I stretch, do you?"

Steven asked, "Okay, scumbag. Who are you, and why did you suddenly invade AAW?"

Ayame said, as she relaxed in a chair, "Hey, don't act so brave. I've been siding with the DNC, only to learn their tricks of the trade. But to be honest, Anna's speeches and Gouriki's intimidation are just stupid shit."

Heather whimpered, "Oh, man… She's crass and beautiful."

Mizuki stated, "You have three seconds to tell us why you're here, before we beat you up."

"Is the crow around?" Ayame asked, "Because I want to have a score with that pecker. Also, I want to let you know that I'm on your side."

She unbuttoned her gray blazer and said, "And just to prove to you I am trustworthy… I'll show you my assets!"

She removed her blazer, showing another gray blazer, with the letters "SOX" on the right part of the chest. The Gang was stunned, as Mundy asked, "SOX?"

Peter cried, "DUDE! As in the Chicago White Sox~! Or the Boston Red Sox?"

Asahi said, "Who are you? Seriously… We met you, back in East Townsend, and you're siding with those Decency Nation jerks!"

"You mean those Decency Nation Cunts?" Ayame said, holding her pink cellphone up, "Those guys don't know me, at all…"

She put it away, as Farra barked, "WHAT? YOU WATCH THAT MOUTH OF YOURS!"

"Sorry… I never knew you were prudish."

She then said, as she undid her hair, waving her long black hair around, "Besides, my DNC form is simply a disguise. But these glasses are real. While I am associated with the DNC, my role with you guys is different."

She introduced herself, "My name's Ayame Kajou, leader of the Sexual Protection Agency, or "SPA" for short. Nice to meet screw~!"

Steven asked, "SPA?"

Asahi asked, "Then why SOX?"

"A faction I run, which is to take down the anti-lewdness armies. So far, we're doing very well. I, however, prosper the role, by starting my own agency, as a hush-hush secret organization, manned by myself and a few others that refuse to obey the laws of Anna and her army."

Peter said, "Wow. A double agent, or a Benedict Arnold?"

Mizuki said, "I am going with Double Agent."

Heather asked, "Curious. Do you have any moles?"

They stared at her, as Heather stated, "What? She's a mole, which is a double agent."

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The Gang and Ayame had a conference, as Ayame explained her story of the DNC.

"The Decency Nation Capital is best known for deleting smut and crudeness from the cities. But that is not all. There is a world where, somewhere in Japan, swearing and sexual references, whether private or public, are banned for decades. These devices, as you see on my arms and neck, are called PMs, Peacemakers. They are all-information terminals that everyone wear, to learn interesting theories. The name PM is referred to as PM Force, led by the Public Order and Morals in Healthy Child-Raising. As of yet, I stood idly by and watched, and decided to help prevent it from happening. I created a part of the SPA Movement "SOX", a dirty joke terrorist organization to defy the public moralities."

She used her PM to view the actions of the PM Squad, in different areas in Japan. The Gang was shocked, only to learn of what is happening, as it's a future about to be written. Ayame also added that if and should the DNC somehow take the entire world, and clean up its sexual lingo, then the world would be wholesome and peaceful. But with one downside: NO sex; and NO sex means NO children.

"DUDE! That's harsh!" Peter cried, in disgust.

Mundy said, "So, you're saying that a group called DNC, an enemy to you, the SPA, is going to clean the world with public morals and a healthy clean living, and it will sans sex and intercourse, which will mean the end of humanity, as we know it?"

Ayame said, "Right again, Black and Beautiful! In fact, if you join me, you can help me stop the DNC from making any vile plans. I'll guide you, since I respect your methods to madness."

Steven said, "And if we say NO?"

"I could have the DNC attack this building. Don't worry, they won't, as long as you play balls and dicks."

Asahi asked, "One question, how come you cuss and swear, and these things are NOT reacting?"

Ayame said, "Well, the PMs you see here, a masterful item that Anna and her mother help created, blocks and cocks out any private or public acts of sexual art and lewdness. In short, if you masturbate in private, make a flirty comment, or feel up a page in a naked woman's pin-up poster, you're caught by the DNC, PM Force, or any Public Moral authority figure."

She added, holding up her pink cellphone, "And I always cuss and swear, no matter what, using THIS!"

Heather blushed, "A pink cellphone?"

Mizuki added, "It's a flip phone. I didn't know they're still around, anymore."

Ayame nodded, "If I punch a specific sequence of numbers onto this, then the PMs will be disabled for up to three minutes per day. It's more of anytime minutes, or in this case, anytime banter. For now, I'm good for 90 seconds left, for today. Wasted the first ninety on Super-balls, over there."

She closed it, and said, "It was a gift from my father, Masashi Endo, left, after his fight against the Public Moral Laws group."

She opened her phone and cheered, "Incidentally, I love to suck cock… tails! And virgin daiquiris~!"

Mizuki said, "Masashi Endo… Hmm… Wait, wasn't he a politician?"

Rook said, as he stepped in, "He's a famous Japanese politician, who was arrested for raping and molesting a young girl. He was removed from his position, because of that crime, ten years ago."

Ayame said, "Yes, but my father was innocent. A group of PM jerks framed him. He did want to be recognized, after the whole thing. Dad loves his G-MILFS!"

Rook blushed, "YOHO! Who's this lovely lady?"

Mizuki barked, "Rook! Where have you been?"

Rook said, "Sorry I'm late, but I had to find my best suit, since my last one was soiled."

Mundy said, "Well, now that you're here, this woman, Ayame Kajou, wants to hire us."

Ayame said, "Indeed. Your friend here knows about Dad, more than his purple fetish."

Rook said, "Well, my father, Reginald Hadigan Jr., was once a member of National Diet, until he was decommissioned to work in the Southern US."

Ayame said, "You're right as rain. And before Dad left, he gave me this, a device that blocks out the PMs' surveillance, for three minutes a day. And then he said to me… "Your love of dirty jokes is normal! You can have this, and please, make use of that mouth of yours, every three minutes a day." And that's what he told me and I'll honor it. Life changed, after that. I formed SPA, reconstructed SOX, fight off the DNC, and wound up joining them, as a double agent."

Asahi said, "In other words…"

Ayame nodded, "A spy. If you think about it, I'm not always a sour puss, unless you shout out "Pussy!", at the top of your lungs."

Heather smiled, "Like a pussycat?"

Farra said, "If you have a PM on, you'd just say "cat", "Kitty", or "Feline"."

Ayame said, "So, if I can't change who I am, I can change the world, instead. I have other reasons, but those are explained, in due time."

Rook blushed, "Indeed… with your mammoth breasts and sexy physique, you're quite dashing."

Ayame smiled, "Oh, thank you. You know, you look like Willy Wonka – Willy – only if your hair was golden blonde and puffy."

Rook said, "Gene Wilder died, recently. I can't go that far, honoring him. But I did see Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory."

Rook then said to Ayame, as he smiled, "Well, now that that's settled, then may I ask you a favor? Is it alright if you show me your panties?"

Ayame grinned, "I'll show you them, if you show me that penis… you Big Willy Wonka…"

Rook is shocked, as he was shattered. He sulked in the corner, as he was shaken in fear. He sobbed, "That's low, even for my standards… All I ask was for her fabric…"

Mizuki sighed, "Apparently, he's too stupid enough to know that this woman is a lot like him… only perverted and uncensored."

Heather laughed, "Wow! He shut up!"

Ayame said, "Now, I'm not asking you guys, I'm telling you… If you refuse to side with me, at least make me a part of your cause to stop the DNC and the Decency Squad."

Steven said, "Well, for someone who's gone and shattered Rook's will, with that snappy comeback, I guess we can trust you."

Farra added, "Not to mention that your father was once a member of the committee, until he was arrested and accused for child molestation."

Peter concluded, "But the thing is… We never side with terrorists."

Ayame smirked, "I see. You don't want to side with a Dirty Joke Terrorist."

She boomed, "But just so you know, the more I do dirty jokes, to bigger and stronger I become, making this world free of Forced Decency! It's a worldwide job!"

The Gang was in awe, as Ayame was still in place, with her fists out.

She boomed, again, "But just so you know, the more I do dirty jokes, to bigger and stronger I become, making this world free of Forced Decency!"

She let out her left fist, showing her thumb sticking out, in-between her index and middle finger, "I live for the dirty jokes!"

Mizuki, Peter, Farra, & Asahi roared, "DON'T EDIT YOURSELF!"

Ayame said, "Like I said, being I am a member of the DNC, there are two reasons why I can't expose myself, like how I expose my bare tits. Reason #1: If they find out I am a spy, that will reflect badly on Miss Anna's role as leader of the DNC, and make a bad example to her student council; and Reason #2: It's that Anna's my bestie, since, like, ever. If Anna finds out I'm a spy, the shock may kill her."

Steven said, "So, you are best friends with a leader, right?"

Ayame smirked, "I mean, I'm not evil, it's just, no one has been able to stop these guys from making a world of decency and free of cruel sexual references. I mean, you can't trust me. I know. But I am on your side, more than any of you."

Rook regenerated and said in a compassionate hymn, "A world free of dirt, filth, and grime, verbally and bodily shown. What a world will live in, if Freedom of Speech is blown."

Ayame frowned, and said in a serious voice, "Feelings of love, and the desire to rub someone's body all over them… those are perfectly pure and healthy feelings."

Rook nodded, as Steven said, "Okay… That time, that rhyme of his didn't make me laugh."

Farra said, "I don't know… Would we trust her?"

Ayame said, "Well, you don't need to believe me, right away. If you ever need me, I'll be located in Hane City, in the establishment erection "Tundra Snow". Before you ask, the DNC has already taken this city, while you were away, but it's exclusively, by permission of my BFF Anna, to me. And don't worry. Nothing indecent there. NO PMs in that city, and NO Decency Squad members. Sort of my private base, where the Decency Squad can't get us. Anna trusts me, after all."

Asahi gasped, and thought, "Hane City… Maki…"

She still remembers how she and Minami Makimura reunited, long before Maki's death.

Steven said, "We'll keep in touch. For now, our answer is NO. The Gang has been known for actions by the book, but the one thing we never do is associate with terrorists, especially Ero-Terrorists; provided that your SPA has none."

Ayame left, as she said, "Well, if you can, give me a call."

She threw her business card on the table and finished, "For now, it's my goal to make sure that this world can be 50-50, for a world with dirty jokes, and a world with clean living. Kids need to learn to behave, before learning the adult world. Without kids, what future would be without one? Circle of life."

She left the building, as Heather said, "Damn."

Farra said, "I doubt we trust her. She might lead us to a trap."

Steven said, "Right."

Peter remarked, "Dude, that hand gesture is so boss. But I don't know, I'm leaning towards my love for clean family-friendly action, and my love of destroying corrupt totalitarianism!"

Mizuki agreed, "You and me both. As much as we hate otakus, we're stuck in a huge line…"

Rook said, "A line that we cannot cross."

Mundy asked, "Say, was your father really a member of the National Diet?"

"Interim." Rook replied, "But he left, to return to the States."

He held up the business card and said, "But still… Hane City… Isn't that the place where prostitution is strewn around, like a germ? I'd never go and sully my pure body for that."

"Why? STDs?" Mizuki asked.

Rook said, "No, ugly chicks. Do you see what they do, in the slums of Atlanta? They are godawful and fat! YEESH!"

Peter stated, "I'd never go through cheating on Mizuki for a prostitute. I'd kill myself, first."

Mizuki said, as she was concerned, "So… A Public Moral Law with a Fighting Force, capable of purifying the world of sexual innuendo, and maintain a clean and healthy lifestyle, free of romance and sex. If that happens, and everyone goes into chastity, the world ends."

Asahi whimpered, "And human life, as we know it, will cease to being…"

Mundy said, "Mizuki and I will forward this to Scarlet, and she'll give us the lowdown. Imagine, a DNC agent, who's actually a spy for the SPA. But she said that SOX is an ero-terrorist group. And I'm leaning on NO, because of what Steven said."

Steven said nothing, as Farra replied, "You got that right."

Heather replied, "Plus… Hane City…"

She looked at a worried Asahi, and then thought, in sadness, "Oh, right… That was where Asahi found Maki… months prior to her death."

Farra asked, "Hey, you alright?"

Heather said nothing, still looking at Asahi. Farra saw her and said, "I see… I forgot about Maki. But let's not bring her up, okay?"

"Okay."

The others were thinking, as they were still borderline on Ayame Kajou's offer to stop the DNC, by having Ayame destroy it, from the inside. However, since their days in training, their mistrust issues increased, and they chose not to have a repeat performance of Kanade Jinguji.

So, one of the DNC's hopefuls is a spy, protecting the lewdness and dirty jokes. The Gang says NO, but if the DNC strike again, will they step in?
Be sure to tune in to the next exciting chapter…

To be continued…