Episode II – Chapter 3: Grim News from the Future!
Decency Squad Takes Everything!
You remember last time? The Gang, as a whole, confronted a very weird cyborg named Hyouka Fuwa, who is from the year 1997, 20 years from the future, in which Mizuki states that it's an internal malfunction, and states that her time period she came from is locked. They managed to stop the cyborg from "personal theories", and repaired the future cyborg. Now, with Fuwa on their side… maybe… The Gang will learn of this matter.
Fuwa was in the meeting room, as The Gang was sitting in the table. She then said, as she was rigid and immovable, "My name is Hyouka Fuwa, and I am from Tokyo… in the future. I am from the year 1997. According to your cyborg friend, it could very well be a malfunction. For now, you shall refer to my year that I came from as 20X7."
Scarlet said, in disgust, "So, is there a reason why you came here, trying to reach your hands into my man's pants?"
Hyouka said, "Forgive me. But I was studying myself to learn what the man's sausage is like, because I want to study how human life is made. And the odds of the mission I'm doing are 9,472 to 1."
"Huh?" Scarlet asked.
"This is a valid question, because… if all men or all women are terminated from the world, then the odds of having to be having children are 25,750 to 1. So, it was decided that I have to study on men and women, and how they study anatomy."
Scarlet replied, "A moot point. And just to be fra-, clear… You DON'T go around search another man's, uh, cucumber…"
She blushed, as Fuwa said, "Forgive me, Miss Riley of AAW-New York."
Rook said, "You see, it's all biologically organic. When a man and a woman fall in love-."
"You speak in lies. I am a robot, and I know what the romance of male species and female species is like. What I meant is how they are created. I doubt that it's possible to explain the mechanisms of creation, as human life is created, thoroughly. My only goal is to find the secret of this useful task called "Pregnancy", and learn how it's really done."
Heather said, "So, that's why…"
Steven explained, "Not to be rude, but Scarlet's right. You can't go reaching into another man's junk, just for the one common element in the Circle of Life, and the Act of God."
Fuwa said, "My apologies. But it's been so long, since I have learned knowledge of how babies are made. It's ironic, since many students in Tokioka Academy are so awkward about biology."
Scarlet roared, "IF YOU'RE GOING TO KNOW WHAT BABIES ARE MADE OF, TRY THE SPERM BANK!"
Fuwa replied, "It's a sad story, Miss Riley. For many weeks, I have studied outside the doors of the Gynecology Clinic, in the future year of 20X7, and I even met a woman who was pregnant, and asked "How did you become pregnant?" I received no answer, and was forcefully kicked out and banned from the premises. All hospitals, since then, have blacklisted me from the buildings. That is the reason why I am here… Not just for the mysteries behind pregnancy, but to tell you of a grim future…"
Mundy whispered, "A world of chastity, right?"
Fuwa nodded, "Correct."
Steven asked, "So, does it have something to do with the DNC?"
Fuwa said, "Correct. And judging that theory, I learned that pen-. Oops, that is of error. Initiating euphemism protocol. During our struggle, I learned that the male's cucumbers are the key to pregnancy. But back to my message from the future.
I was sent here from the Year 20X7, since my year ends in a seven, to give you a warning. It is going to change the world, forever."
Farra asked in concern, "Even bigger than SkyNet?"
"Worse off." Fuwa responded, "The world will be rid of children, forever, because of Anna Nishikinomiya's mother, Sophia Nishikinomiya, and her Prohibition X campaign."
Farra gasped, "Prohibition X?"
"It's a petition that outlaws sex, permanently. If that happens, the entire world will no longer have children to produce, wearing only new PMs, in forms of panties and underwear."
She showed a holographic image of men and women's lower hip, showing dark grey panties and light grey briefs, with a silver plate on the front of the strap. The Gang was in awe, as Peter gagged, "Dude… This is public!"
Asahi whispered, "Are those-?"
Farra growled, "Underwear?!"
Rook blushed, "Panties… and… Wait, what is the silver plating on the top?"
Mundy replied, "That must be the same as DNC's PMs they wear, as Ayame Kajou mentioned."
Peter said, "So, these are-…"
Scarlet huffed, "Chastity belts."
They all gasped, as Scarlet said, "Mrs. Nishikinomiya's plan to eradicate the human race… is to forbid sex in the entire world, and that includes Japan, America, Canada, England…"
Fuwa said, "ALL the world. Even allowing abortions, for all who are expecting."
Asahi shouted, "Unforgiveable! The bitch!"
Fuwa said, "Do not worry. It has not happened, yet."
Asahi sat down and said, "Sorry."
Fuwa nodded, "Sorry's not going to cut it, for all of us. You see, the DNC are from the same period as the Prohibition X Act. And they want to erase certain people from the 2017 timeline… One of them being President of Earth Kazuto Iizuka."
She continued, as the others were shocked, "The person responsible for the assassination of Kazuto Iizuka was one of the DNC, and the death was successful, despite the odds of his assassination was 7,360 to 1… as I expected-.
Whrr… Click! …as the odds increased-.
Whrr… Click! …as I analyzed it."
Peter asked, "Who'd do that to Kazuto?"
Fuwa said, "The one that tried to take my shipping manga of GourikiXOkuma, and had a bit of a conflict about outlawing it, but decided to allow it."
Steven whispered, "Dirty."
Heather asked, "What does the person look like?"
Fuwa said, "Her hair is long and black, her eyes were blank, and her body was tomboyish, and she speaks in a monotone, wanting to remove lewd products, by force; even the most mundane objects you can find."
Mizuki asked, "Does she have a yellow armband?"
Fuwa nodded, "Correct."
Mundy growled, "Oboro Tsukimigusa. HE tried to shoot down the President of Earth!"
Mizuki barked, "CAD!"
Fuwa asked, "Pardon me… But Miss Tsukimigusa is a male species? I believe she has a female body, and of the said species."
Peter agreed, as he said, "Someone believes me! I still say that Tsukimigusa is a girl."
Scarlet said, "So, if Iizuka died today, Sophia Nishikinomiya's law of chastity will happen, sooner than expected? And Hajime Yagi saved him."
Fuwa said, "Well, unfortunately, President Iizuka would be assassinated, later on. We have to make sure that he is protected."
Farra stated, "So, we have to inform Washington D.C. about this?"
Steven added, "Exactly. I suppose we should, but we have to stop the DNC."
Fuwa responded, "Correct. We must stop the DNC."
Scarlet said, "I need to know, in full detail… What happened to the city, after the Prohibition X law passed? And what does that have to do with you?"
Fuwa said, "I was sent to this year, from my masters and creators. After Sophia Nishikinomiya's law passed, the laws of sexual intercourse was abolished forever, and the odds of reviving the love between humans is 5 million to 1, and that it currently ran for a decade, and ongoing. When the law passed, and the humans are living in peace, with no children, the world is overrun with only adults. And the children would not be around, as all schools would close down, permanently. No children means no future, as the students who wear the PMs from the waist up will result into permanent celibacy.
When news broke out, some of the students in Tokioka Academy rebelled against the DNC, Decency Squad, and the Law of Public Morality. Most survived, after the DNC heard wind of their uprising. The male public created me, after nine months of studying and rebuilding, and reprogrammed me to learn about the past, and how babies are made. But also, alert the proper government about Sophia Nishikinomiya's evil law that will abolish not only sex and romance, but eliminate the human race, in its entirety. To prevent global birthright from diminishing, and to save the human world from brink of extinction, I was sent back in time to the year of where it all started, and that's on January 21st of 2017; the day after the attempted assassination that was thwarted."
Steven said, "That was the day we all reunited in East Townsend, the moment that the DNC attacked the city, and we stopped them."
Fuwa said, "Part of that was changed, and East Townsend is no longer in the radar of Decency Squad, after a man with a martial arts background prevented the DNC Prefects of Battalion X from attacking."
Steven said, "Yes. We were there. And we managed to thwart the DNC from taking East Townsend. My master, Kenshiro, has already claimed it as his own, for protection. That job is already done."
Fuwa added, "Sadly, it's not. That was only one city. They'll attempt to attack more, on February 13th, this year."
Mundy said, "That's in two weeks."
Scarlet sobbed, "And before Valentine's Day?!"
Fuwa added, "But there's more. Not one city, but two will be attacked. In my opinion, thanks to your track record of missions, you will save the cities, only to save just one, and not the other, depending in which city it is. My advice is to split up and save each city, two at a time."
Scarlet said, "Ah, the Save One, Fail One trick, also known as Divide and Conquer. Mrs. Nishikinomiya is crafty. I suppose it's a start, Miss Fuwa."
Fuwa corrected, "Correct. I am the Hyouka Fuwa Waifu-nator Cyborg, the country's most brilliant mind of humankind, and on this day, I am to terminate Sophia Nishikinomiya, to correct the job of stopping Prohibition X, and the odds of succeeding in this mission are 1 to 1, and before I continue the mission, I want to know the truth behind human pregnancy, for in my time, Prohibition X has passed already, and sex, swearing, romance, and innuendo are banned from this world, for decades now."
Rook blushed, "A cyborg from the future…"
Mizuki said, "Fascinating. It's like you know everything."
Fuwa bowed and said, "Correct. But I refuse to resume my mission, until I want a truthful hypothesis of a man and woman having intercourse, and learning what and how babies are made. I assume there's more I don't know of…"
Scarlet said, "I see… So, let me get this straight, you're a robot from the year 20-something-7, forgetting where you actually are from, and you were sent here to terminate Mrs. Nishikinomiya, and stopping her law of Prohibition X. And you chose us, apparently, because why?"
Fuwa said, "You are the only people pure and wholesome enough to stop this. Being that they know who you are, they'll go to greater lengths to stop you. The Decency Nation Capital only wants you dead. The Nishikinomiya Family, however, assures your safety, as long as you do not interfere."
Mundy said, "So, in short, you hired us, because of our teetering positive record of successful missions?"
Fuwa responded, "Negative. You are the ones who are perfect for the job, because you will cause so much ruckus that the DNC will not stop you, either way."
Farra growled, "In short… it's because we're too reckless for the job."
Fuwa said, "Correct."
She stamped her feet and roared, "I'LL KILL THAT BITCH!"
Scarlet yelled, "AGENT STEVENS! STAND DOWN!"
"YOU HEARD THAT ROBO-WHORE! I AM NOT GOING TO BE INSULTED BY THAT-!"
"I SAID STAND DOWN, YOU FUCKING BLONDE IDIOT!" Scarlet roared very loudly.
Farra calmly sat down, as she sighed, "Yes, ma'am."
Scarlet said, "Now – shut up – Miss Fuwa, we admire the truth behind this, and we now know more about the Decency Squad… but I want to ask you a personal question: Who created you to know such knowledge, without proper education?"
Fuwa said, as she was concerned, "I am not sure. My creator wished to remain nameless, but only because she refused to let me stand idly by and watch the world become desolate of children. She, too, had a mother, who was currently in the hospital, recovering from massive injuries by the DNC, in England."
Mundy asked, "Recognize anybody we know?"
Heather pondered, as Asahi said, "No. I wish we knew of what her name was."
Mizuki said, "Well, I may need to search more on this, but remember the date: February 13th, 2017. Miss Fuwa, where are the cities that will be attacked?"
"North City and South City." Fuwa replied.
Peter cried, "NO! NOT NORTH CITY!"
Asahi said, "Fiends! They are going to take over AAW Property?"
Scarlet replied, "Miss Fuwa, we know about North City. A couple years ago, the city was attacked by female aliens called the Hunie Bucs, from the planet Venus's moon. Granted that Venus had no moon, but it was created by the Hunies, as their base of operations. Agents Cooke, Stevens, and Sakurai were there to thwart the plan, in North City, involving sexual innuendo, using fruits as props for masturbation and such filth. Since then, after the Hunie Bucs were defeated, North City was quarantined off, until the city was cured of its frightening epidemic. Since then, the disease remains vigilante and rapid, and remained closed off, to this day. Even after we stopped the evil plans of these aliens, it suffered a relapse."
Steven continued, "So, we did the only way out of this."
Farra added, "We closed off North City from entering and exiting, to prevent the epidemic from spreading, until a cure was made."
Asahi concluded, "The city is known for the world's largest eatery district in the whole Moji Mikisa, until two aliens infected it with their sexual charm. Luckily, they were exterminated, but the lust within this city remained."
Fuwa replied, "I see. And that's exactly where they will strike next."
Meanwhile, in DNC headquarters, Anna gave Oboro and Gouriki their next mission of city takeover. Anna proclaimed, "North & South City are both under severe lewdness charge, since a mission went awry, years ago. Gouriki, you take South City. Oboro, you take North City."
They bowed, as Oboro said, "Yes, ma'am."
Gouriki added, "But, Miss Anna, what of our prefects? We know that The Gang will strike back, if they try anything funny."
Anna replied, "That's what I am afraid of… which is why that Gouriki will be doing the stealth mission, to fool The Gang from coming here. Miss Tsukimigusa, you handle North City, yourself. I can assure you that the citizens are infectious by the lust and charm of proper foods."
Oboro bowed, as he said, "Understood, ma'am. If anyone uses food as sexual tools, they are to be dealt with, with sheer prejudice."
Anna said, "We strike on the 12th. I have to prepare for the 13th, since Valentine's Day is coming up."
Gouriki smiled, "Oh, who's the lucky guy?"
Anna blushed and said, "Sorry, it's a secret… You have your orders, and now you're excused."
Oboro stated, "We'll have prefects in Battalion X ready, in case The Gang strikes, sooner."
Anna said, "Watch yourselves, people. The Gang may be reckless, but steer clear of their massive willpower and heart, for they will do what they can to thwart us. Our chances of succeeding are 20 to 1, suffice no one knows about South City's attack. Maintain radio silence on South City, and stay off the DNC Grid, Gouriki. Be careful."
They both said, "Yes, ma'am!"
Anna concluded, "We leave and arrive at 8am on the 12th. Dismissed."
They walked off, as Anna pondered to herself. Hyouka Fuwa's future tense was accurate, except that the event will happen, a day early.
Fuwa continued, as she said, "Should at least one city be taken over, the DNC have won. We refuse to let this happen."
Peter said, "We're on the case!"
Steven nodded, "Steven Cooke has handled bizarre stuff, before, but this is ridiculous. Anything to show off our powers."
Scarlet nodded, "Then it's agreed. We train, and head to the cities, at 6am on the 12th. Agent Cooke, you and Agents Sakurai, Hadigan, and Dunn will take South City, via the BattleVan. Agents Giese, Stevens, Gooden, and Takase will take North City, via helicopter."
They held their hands out, as Scarlet said, "Remember what the cyborg freak said: They take either North or South City, then it's game over for humanity."
Mundy said, "On 3, we say "Save Cities", 1, 2, 3-!"
The Gang shouted, "SAVE CITIES!"
Fuwa nodded and walked off. Asahi asked, "Wait! Aren't you coming with us?"
Fuwa said, "I have my own mission. My job here is done. You are on your own, for this one."
Mizuki said, "Right. If you see Mrs. Nishikinomiya, give her what's coming to her."
Fuwa then said, "Right. I shall return."
She disappeared into a huge ball of electrical plasma, and returned to whence she came from. Scarlet huffed, as she saw the place in shambles, after Fuwa teleported away, "Damn it… What the hell is she up to? And couldn't she just do it, outdoors?"
Steven thought, "North and South City… A Divide and Conquer routine… Whatever it takes, our training will finally show it."
So, the DNC's next maneuver is "Divide and Conquer", as they head to the cities of North and South. So ends this episode, as The Gang prepares for their next battle against the Decency Nation Capital, and possibly saving the future of the world, and all of mankind. Will they succeed?
Be sure to tune in to the next exciting chapter of…
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Episode II – The End
To be continued…
